2. What's the reason to say people's snacks are junk food? There are so many people who like it, don't you?
3. People see me usually smiling, all say feel very good to get along with, you grab my food to try, hand to you break.
4. Staying up all night really does a lot of damage to the body, so every time I go to bed late I will call for a midnight snack to make up for it.
5. It's not that I don't like to do homework, it's that my cell phone is too careful, I just did my homework for 5 minutes, and my cell phone got jealous, so it took me two hours to coax it back.
6. I heard that everyone touches their cell phone 150 times a day on average, and I laughed, net bullshit. It's obviously just once, when you wake up, you pick it up and put it down before you go to bed.
7. In fact, you should have been a great scientist, but was delayed by one thing, that is, you have no brain.
8. The three major tragedies of the dinner party: the people you want to invite didn't come, the people who came have nothing to do with you, and you're the only one left sober at the checkout.
9. Which moment makes you feel really poor? God's reply: I asked all the buildings on campus and couldn't borrow a Nokia phone charger.
10. In the past, my grandfather had a dog at home, and I was afraid that it would steal food, so I painted chili peppers on some of the food, and then this guy had no chili peppers, and even the dog food was mixed with chili peppers.
11. Recently, our neighborhood amazons in order not to affect the nearby residents, invented with Bluetooth headset square dancing, last night downstairs to buy things, found the square a silence, dozens of amazons with a smile on their face, dancing, I go, more than the previous scary, the whole of which I've been a few nights did not go out the door!
12. and his wife had a fight, his wife gas away from home, out less than two minutes back, the mouth said: get out!
13. The phone did not ring for a month, today took to repair, the results of the repair master said that the phone is not bad, only a month no one called in just, I directly to the master on his knees, begging him not to say.
14. Wife: husband, I'm sick, I'm afraid I have to buy a bag. Hubby: Can you tell me what the connection is between these two? Wife: Have you never heard of "the bag cures all diseases"? Then my husband came in with a brick. Wife: What is this? Husband: Brick cure all kinds of difficult diseases!
15. Raised a fish died, do not want to burial, I want to cremation, who knows that the more this thing is baked more fragrant, and then I bought a bottle of beer!
16. Some people are good at geography, some people are good at physics, some people are good at history, some people are good at math, some people are good at language, some people are good at English, some people are good at chemistry; and me, I have a good mind.
17. Please be sure to remember one thing: breakfast must be eaten! Not because it's healthy or not, of course, but because it's the cheapest meal of your day!
18. Holding a hot, charging cell phone and putting life and death at risk is one of the few heroic moments in my life.