Selected Classic Connotation Paragraphs
A paragraph refers to a short version of a story or a joke. Here I bring you the classic connotation paragraph, welcome to read.
The classic connotation paragraph a:1. If you offend the boss, lose just a job; if you offend the customer, lose just an order; yes, there is only one person in the world can be offended: you give her face to look at, you rushed to her to whine, you loudly bumped into her, and even in her face to wrestle with the bowl, she will not hold a grudge, the reason is very simple, because she is the one you want to see. The reason is simple: she is your mother.
2. Wukong and the Tang Monk together on a satellite TV do not disturb, Wukong on the stage, 24 lights out. Reason: 1. No house, no car only a broken stick. 2. 2. Bodyguard occupation is dangerous. 3. not move to hit the goblins, the girls are not gentle. 4. 4. He has been in jail and has been crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years. The Tang Monk came on stage, wow! All the lights are on. Reason: 1. civil servants; 2. the emperor's brother, the backstage is the hardest 3. proficient in Sanskrit and other foreign languages 4. handsome 5. the most critical point: there is a BMW!
3. There is a man called really clucking, married a wife called to you tube, gave birth to a son called trouble. One day the trouble is gone! The couple went to the police. The police asked the father: May I ask this man what is your name? The dad says, "What a nag. The policeman was very angry, and then he asked the mom what her name was. Mom said, "None of your business. The policeman got very angry and said: What are you doing? The couple said: looking for trouble.
4. A year of running around, who met the fate of the world; a word of caution, the end of the world, who; a little bit of rhinoceros, the column remembered who; a kind of lovesickness, idle worry to who; a river of bright moon, the heroism of the pay who; a winter snow, the smoke wave to forget who; a pot of turbid wine, meet drunk who; a world of life, wildly ruffled who; a text message, the love of the who read who; a lot of thought, who is who's who; a scarf, forwarding the reply to who! .....
5. Reporter: Seriously, do you really change diapers for your kids? Yao Ming: Why don't you lie down and I'll change one for you! To tell you the truth, I can use one foot to change the child's diaper, breastfeeding and so on, all. Reporter: I don't believe it! Yao Ming: Really, I don't even need to turn on the light. Reporter: No way! How do you say change? Yao Ming: A foot to put the daughter-in-law to wake up on it.
classic connotation paragraph two:too witty
a buddy with a small number sent a microblogging: "chest big girls are idiots, because the peripheral nerves are bad, so the top are suffocated" and then with a large microblogging attention to all the comments scolded his ` girls, drag black comments on the praise of the girls ...
As for locking me up
There is a thief to steal fruit was caught by the patrol, to be locked up, the thief also said with a straight face: "not just stole 20 pounds of mangosteen, as for locking up?" The patrol did not panic and said, "There was a monkey who stole a peach and was locked up for 500 years."
Each to his own
The male chases the goddess, the female chases the god, the pseudo-maiden chases the woman, the man chases the loli, and the siren chases the eunuch.
The most fundamental difference between humans and monkeys
"To begin, look at the card in my hand. It shows a monkey and a man, and my first question is whether you can explain in one sentence the most fundamental difference between a man and a monkey - please answer." Monkeys have hair all over their bodies, people have hair in only a few places."" Correct answer, score. Next I ask the second question, still on this card, this monkey and this man, is the monkey cheeky, or the man cheeky or just as cheeky - please answer "The man is cheeky."" Wrong answer - points deducted."" That's right. Is it human cheek. A monkey's face is always red, while a human's is hardly ever red, so it's obviously thicker than a monkey's."
Can't Eat Grapes Say Grapes Are Sour
The hungry fox saw a bunch of crystal clear grapes hanging on the grapevines, his mouth watered, and wanted to pick it down and eat it, but couldn't pick it. After watching for a while, he walked away hopelessly, consoling himself as he went, "These grapes are not ripe, they must be sour."
The painting of a snake
A snake and a lizard were arguing about a painting, and the lizard said, "It's a picture of me, with legs." The lizard says, "That's me, with legs." The snake says, "That's me, with legs."
Drunk meets drunk
A drunk stumbles out of a bar, walks over to a freshly dug grave, loses his balance, and falls. There was a puddle of water in the grave, and for the rest of the night he cried, "Help! I'm cold," and when the bar closed, another drunk passed by, and hearing the commotion, he walked over to the open grave and looked down and said, "Fool, you've stomped all the dirt off your body, can you not be cold?"
Extended Tofu
In the restaurant, a man pointed to a two-meter-long strip of tofu on the plate and yelled, "What ears you have! I ordered home made tofu!" The restaurant chef heard and wondered, "Is it not long enough ... ."
The shorter the better
Teacher: "Please use again, again to make a sentence, the shorter the better required!" Xiaoming: "Double!" Teacher: "That makes so much sense, I can't actually find a reason to tell you to get out!"
Enigmatic Man
I heard that fat people have small ding dings and people with big noses have big ding dings. Think of the Eight Rings, what an enigmatic man!
Square Dancing Auntie Attacks the County Office
An old woman waved her hammer and hit the drum at the entrance of the court, and Bao Zheng came out and asked, "What is your grievance?"
Little Dragon Lady's New Method of Laundry
Yang Chuan and Little Dragon Lady returned to the mountains and lived happily ever after. One morning Yang got up and found his clothes extraordinarily clean, asked the little dragon lady whether she washed the clothes, the little dragon lady shyly smiled and said this time with a new formula that does not hurt the hands. After a long time, Yang asked: Where is my carving?
Pigs and Dogs
Pigs and dogs are friends. One day, the pig complained to the dog: what the hell weather ah! It's hot as a dog! The dog was surprised: you a dead pig! Boiling water so hot you are not afraid, you will be afraid of heat?
tongue out fast breathing
Just said to a colleague, "you stick out your tongue can not breathe fast," and then he tried, as if he understood what, do not say, chase me for ten minutes.
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