Positive jokes
Positive jokes, funny jokes in our life is especially much, these jokes can make us can be happy work, life, do you know what are the positive jokes? Here is my collection of positive 'jokes for everyone, take a look together.
Positive jokes 1
One, want to live in your heart, I did not think it was a neighborhood, which many neighbors.
Two, my money is really wet, because I spend money when I have been crying
Three, the really scary is not to the cow playing the piano, is that there is a cow playing the piano at you
Four, I hope you have wine and meat and girls in the future, and the girls are ugly without eyes
Five, bangs, this thing, how to grow so fast
Six, I am very much the principle of the principle of the principle of the principle is to follow the mood of you
Five, bangs this thing, how to grow so fast
Six, I'm very principled, I'm very principled.
Seven, I'm single because no one can easily match me as a ****productivist successor.
Eight, I would have liked to give life a kiss, and reality gave me two slaps.
Nine, Alipay wants to do social simple, as long as to do a "nearby rich people" function on the line.
Ten, just want to elegantly turn around, do not expect gorgeous hit the wall
Positive jokes 21, the mother saw the baby took two balloons home, said aggressively: why buy two balloons, you really waste!
2, told you to roll you on the roll ah, do not know to come over to hold a little tighter will be fine?
3, you said not to let me smoke! Good! I quit! You also said I want to smoke when you give you money. Save enough for a month you buy me a gift! Said it was a reward for quitting smoking! I gave you over a thousand dollars a month! In the end, you bought me a pair of socks?
4, Guo Jingming home 16 floors, but every time he sat in the elevator to the 10th floor from the stairs to go home
5, a few days ago a few friends get together to play Truth or Dare, one of my buddies lost, he chose to dare, I'm a bitch to let him on the presence of a lady to a five-minute-long more affectionate confessions. This goods to my girlfriend confessed, and then my girlfriend and I broke up yesterday .........
6, the world's most desperate thing, is when the downstairs square dance of the big moms days group punctual play Shenquan, violently every one of the songs I actually will sing ah ！！！！！ And also sing and follow the unconscious twist ah ！！！！ I actually unconsciously twisted three songs ！！！！
7, field school, Dad suddenly called to ask if there is enough money to spend, the heart suddenly moved, parents are too difficult, eyes a little wet, then answered enough. Then Dad said, enough if you can borrow some? In the past two days, your mother was really excessive point ~ I: ...
8, eat hot pot, mom opened the lid of the pot results in a lens all of a sudden all the water vapor, a moment of fumbling, almost knocked over the hot pot, the baby said contemptuously - mom, please do not be so humiliated!
Positive jokes 31, there is a God question, ask: women have four limbs, men have five limbs, then men and women together, is how many limbs? Someone answered nine limbs, someone answered eight limbs. All inaccurate, and the standard answer is: nine limbs, eight limbs, nine limbs, eight limbs, nine limbs, nine limbs, eight limbs, nine limbs ...
2, the captain to the shortage of supplies to inspect the situation of the barracks, in the oil depot near the discovery of a cigarette butt, disgruntled, said: whose? The corporal looked around and said joyfully: no one's, you quickly smoke it!
3, this year is the situation, CCTV did not put the Journey to the West, children's channel did not put the family children, Hunan TV did not put the Pearl Palace, Anhui TV did not put the stars of the sheep, Zhejiang TV did not put the Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Immortal Sword and Wonderful Chivalry, Sichuan TV did not put the new White Lady Legend, Shandong TV did not put the Wulin Outreach, Jiangxi TV did not put the Love Apartment, the major TV did not put the Legend of Concubine Zhenhuan, how can it be! Called summer vacation! This year's summer vacation inexplicably sad!
4, health tips: the recent prevalence of influenza, in case of a cold how to do? If you don't take medicine, it will take 7 days to get well; if you go to the hospital and take medicine, you will be fine in a week!
5, the original only look high people called high cold, high cold but short people can only be called frozen dwarf.
6, very much want to leave the house, but there is always something can not let go - there is no girlfriend ...