1, insomnia, I only sleep 8 hours a day.
2, I don't know, you've got it good with her.
3. The more people I meet, the more I love animals.
4, I only like 2 flowers, rich flowers and random flowers.
5, a set of pOSE can not help than the scissor hands.
6, is the wolf to practice your teeth, is the dog to practice your mouth.
7, my future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.
8, as a typical failure, you are too successful!
9, Auntie, lend me your son next year to return you two handsome than.
10, I do not want to love you, because you do not love me.
11, don't talk to me about an object, there is no need, hurt money.
12, there is a dead fish in the water, I think it may be too much water.
13, why bring the mask of me, others will be so happy.
14, China why there are fewer trees, because there are too many homework papers!
15, as the old saying goes, a little gambling is good. Playing can also be well.
16, this lady to see in your stupid points, not to say you what.
17, weight loss is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.
18, hooligan, is a kind of temperament; old hooligan, is a kind of faith.
19, as the saying goes, there is no remorse in the world, only birth control pills!
20, if I can not die in his heart, I let him die in my hands.
21, there is no one hundred percent of the other half, only fifty percent of the two people.
22, other people eat two mouths on the full, I am full and still can eat two mouths.
23, I have already packed my bags, only to wander after you.
24, to the cow is not what can, to the cow talk about love is called real skill.
25. A certain encounter on a certain day in a certain month in a certain year changes your life.
26, together with the days we have long forgotten, only the memory in the thought.
27, no relationship we are just friends, so there will be no reason to separate.
28, don't ask me again which team I favor in the World Cup, I really don't understand basketball.
29, anti-dad ah, pockets, pockets, how you thin, you answer me ah.
30, if I give up, not because I lost, but because I understand.
31, I have been secretly in love with him for a long time, but I do not walk in front of him he can not see me.
32, I have ten thousand reasons to want to see you, but less of an identity to see you.
33, walked through the sadness, walked through the desolation, but can not walk you and my days long.
34, I heard that everyone has liked their own table, tube your table is male or female!
35, you have to know, not every sorry, can be exchanged for a sentence of okay.
36, do not experience scum, how can I get married, no one can be a mom casually!
37, I love people are not my lover, every inch of his heart belongs to others.
38, later, I finally understand the most precious feelings never used to hold in the palm of the hand.
39, love is like poop, you make a long time, but just a fart.
40, until the end of the prosperity, the pale life white head, will be the late encounter.
41, there are so many names installed in the heart, some words are so rotten in the heart.
42, every time after the opening of the new book, I feel in the opening of my private book signing.
43, account: I love you password: you love me login failure reason: you do not love me.
44, the judge asked: why do you print counterfeit money. The criminal said: because I can not print real money.
45, I tried to be a funny person, and then ran off and became a tease.
46, rather I owe money to others, but also can not let others owe me money, owe money to the grandfather ah.
47, Zhu Geliang did not lead the troops before leaving the mountain ah, why do you want me to have work experience!
48, very much want to confide in people, but found that the pain has been silent, pain to the loss of words.
49. My heart is in the nearest place to you, but even if you see it, you will not understand.
50, math in the most solid triangle shape, in the relationship is precisely the most fragile relationship.
51, every breath, every time I close my eyes, I will deepen my thoughts about you.
52, the difference between open and closed book is that a copy on top, a copy below.
53, with a lifetime of time, remember a person, but in a moment to abandon obsession.
54, you have always survived in my world, and your world in the beginning there is no me.
55, obviously is the dregs of the system have to open the bully mode, not only power consumption, but also special card.
56, the world's first person to know that milk can be drunk, in the end what did the cow ah?
57, I want to see you right away. Because the text message can not hear the voice, the phone can not see the expression.
58, only one person is good for a boy is warm, good for everyone is the central air conditioning.
59, I come from far away, did not bring some gifts, I walk to far away, no one to send me.
60, I wanted to turn my head to smile back at the god of men, but I did not expect to laugh out of a snot bubble.
61, crying does not mean vulnerable, only in the most helpless when the tears can not help but fall.
62, why do you history to hand in a blank answer sheet because I think it is not right to tamper with history.
63, please male friends to respect the side of the base, because they will help you save two girls!
64, watching you sweet can only accept the heartache Russia said, and then no one will let Russia tears.
65, eat, I want. The first thing I want to do is to get rid of all the stuff I've been doing. The two can't be reconciled. I'm not going to be able to do that.
66, when reality gives you a slap in the face, you should raise your hand and reality high five.
67, a lot of things in a person's life is unable to give up, only love can be let again and again.
68, the teacher: do not think you texting in class I do not know, who will giggle at the crotch.
69, in you make fun of girls body, please first put your block abs to call out.
70, I can think of the most romantic thing is that you drink a liter of shower gel after spitting bubbles to me.
71, very far away, but also see you waving your hand, maybe not you, but I would rather believe that it is you.
72, forgive me for my uncontested heart always think that I can sit and wait for the lover, the person who loves me I love.
73, when I went home, I put the homework inside the bag, and then the bag strap is broken!
74, some exams rely on strength, some exams rely on eyesight, my exams rely entirely on imagination!
75, suddenly want to say sorry to myself, sorry can not find the original self.
76, that who, you that what, yes that what, halo owes me money not to give is not.
77, the world's most painful thing is to hold urine from class to class, the teacher is still dragging the class.
78, I want to sleep a lot, play a lot, eat a lot, laugh a lot, and cry a lot.
79, will not cry in front of people, because no one will comfort you, are watching your jokes!
80, the opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man, you grabbed the grabbed, can not catch it is gone.
81, between the girls why bother so much, anyway, after a few decades are to dance together.
82, what is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They both have a big curl and a small curl in their hair.
83, life is actually very simple, like to fight, get to cherish, lost to forget.
84, the old class always digging boogers in class while telling us the truth, which makes us embarrassed ah!
85, by the special care of people ignore, will be very sad. And even sadder is that you have to pretend not to care.
Funny cute qq space personality said 20201. I used to be very thin future is also very thin, so I now first fat for a period of time or life is not complete.
2. Do not return my message you are a stinky pig pig, I do not return your message is very normal, you see which fairy is not busy.
3. Insomnia, can not count the sheep, to count the kebabs, a string, two strings, three strings, four strings and then you are not sleepy, began to starve!
4. And handsome, but also low-key ah.
5. I look forward to class, I look forward to vacation, my goal has always been obsessive.
6. A girl in Yangzhou broke up with her boyfriend because she received roses and found that they were delivered. The man insisted that he did not send flowers!
7. did in the first few days of school desperately trying to catch up with homework, but also the holiday homework secretly from the middle of the tear a few students raise their hands
8. a female classmate looks very black, one day suddenly wore a lady's dress, the road to meet. I: today wear so beautiful, and black silk ah! As a result, she almost killed me. I swear to God, I really thought she wore black silk.
9. Last night, I drank too much, staggered home, my girlfriend helped me to bed. I think I've seen a paragraph, deliberately pushed his girlfriend away, roared: do not touch me, I am a man with a wife! To this day, my girlfriend is still asking me if I'm married and have a wife, and if I don't make it clear, I'll break up with her! Do not say, pick a gift to go.
10. Now people ah, should slow down the pace of some, to know that there are a lot of things in life, we need to slowly to taste. The words did not fall, was the physical education teacher from behind a hard kick: run up! Nonsense is so much!
11. The world is almost over, there is something I have been hiding from you, in fact, I am Ultraman.
12. It's not that I don't smile, once I smile, the powder will fall -_-!
13. The first lie in life is usually from the beginning of writing.
14. You buy me a cigarette than I go to the nightclub once cost-effective.
15. It is better to say too much than to be silent; to think too much, I will be sad.
16. Some women wear stockings to look good. There are also some women who wear stockings to look like good stockings.
17. You don't have to try so hard to get a date with me, don't worry, if you are in love, I will give you my dog's goods
18. God, come out to see Rudra.
19. Do you drink water or do you drink water or do you drink water? Take your pick!
20. Girl, there is no shopkeeper after this village.
21. Who's name was written on the table back then. How is it now?
22. Don't worry too much about what others think of you, the earth is still stepping on your feet.
23. Life is often much heavier than the flavors of those idol dramas
24. Don't stop me, I'm going to earthquake relief! What? Midterm exams? What? Midterm exams?
25. love apartment, if you do not come out we will start school
26. come come, I give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.
27. A girl like me can't hold down her beauty without some weight?
28. A lady is an unevolved Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.
29. I don't know how hot it is when I'm exhausted, but I'm sorry that the summer is so long.
30. noble are no use when Don't despise me first, give you a number plate, queue up first, to you when then despise.
31. If I die, don't forget to put an air conditioner, Gree, inside my coffin.
32. Mentally deranged lunatics are not scary, what is scary is mentally sane lunatics!
33. rich man, no money man difficult
34. you go, I tear my heart and lungs shouting; this pig I do not sell
35. do not pretend in front of me you love me very much love me, is a person know that you are in the perfunctory me.
36. life is not bitter is our desire too much human heart is not tired tired is put too much.
37. You scolded me that you do not understand me, when you understand me you may kill me!
38. Men can not handsome, can not money, but must be slut.
39. You have your freedom to find a woman at will.
40. If there is love in the sky, she does not love me since the trouble.
41. hectare a world of tenderness, only for the red face a smile.
Second, those parting and disappointment hurt, already can not send a voice.
Third, it is not to keep each other on their side is called love, can let go of the loved one to leave, is also a kind of love.
Fourth, you have to be so polite to me, I will not be polite!
Fifth, once tried to use a smile to count the injuries you give, but the last tears with the smile out of the eyes.
Six, before the state is: learning not into, play not pain, sleep not solid
Seven, life is like a pen. You can scratch off your past, but ultimately can not be erased.
Eight, the child said: "Master than, you will sing the little star well" grandfather: "will ah" child: "you sing to me to listen to it" grandfather: "The stars in the sky to participate in the Big Dipper wow!"
Nine: "What does it feel like to have a crush on someone?"
eleven, chatting can not find the topic of time, as well as to ask: how many rice you ate today?
XII, the song formed the space, let the years come and go, so still protect the face of the people did not change and a huge and no curtain hate.
xiii. Thank you for comforting me when I was sad. Sad personality signature
XIV, the whole death of a Q favor than the whole death of a person are difficult.
XV. Some habits, no matter how you can not change.
XVI, I can love the heartbreaking, can also go dry and crisp!
Seventeen, not I do not know, I just want to see how you act to me.
xviii From a grain of sand to see a world, from a wild flower to see a paradise.
XIX, your attitude now decides you ten years later is the character, or waste.
XX, when the face of the people afraid of you, behind the scenes must hate you. Only when a friend to get a friend.
XXI, feelings have always called for heartache, as you generally.
Twenty-two, many people waste their lives waiting for the opportunity to meet their wishes.
Twenty-three, a red diamond than the red woman, fell in love with a yellow diamond than the yellow man. In the end came a younger than green diamonds still green, gave birth to a son, called members.
Twenty-four, finally know why a reading is sleepy, because reading, is the place where dreams begin.
Twenty-five, in order to my future children's paper does not lose in the starting line, I now give them hanging QQ
Twenty-six, I do not not like you, but do not want to let you full of injuries to me, thinking about another person.
Twenty-seven, a person you love y hurt you most y is not to leave you, but to let you fall in love with everyone in the future have his shadow.
Twenty-eight, wandering in the world, and no longer for whom the promise of a long time.
Twenty-nine, life tmd fun, because life old tmd play me!
Thirty, memories, very beautiful, but very hurt; memories, just can not go back to the past memories
Thirty-one, life is really TM interesting, alive alive dead.
Thirty-two, there is a person you look at the whole life, but ignored the whole life. Some people you look at a glance, but the impact of a lifetime.
Thirty-three, told me to roll, rolled. Called me back, sorry, rolled far away.
Thirty-four, self-esteem thrown to the wall, pull out all the good, you are still silent.
Thirty-five, you can sway your mood of the person, must be your favorite person; can not afford to sadden you that person, must be the most loving person.
Thirty-six, I want to aspire to be a temperamental hooligan, to be a tasteful wolf, to be a knowledgeable illiterate!
Feel yourself budding say
1. Only I abandoned your share, a you ignore my share.
2. The morning sun, can not shine on my ass.
3. Forgive me for thinking that I can sit and wait for my lover to love me.
4. You stupid ah, simple life but, have to sister this mix
5. My charming features are the beginning of your crime.
6. Life is like apprehension, no accurate lyrics, but exciting.
7. I'm not a psychopath, I've just never been normal.
8. You say you're lonely, I think you're just too bored
9. "Special hardship" there are two kinds: special hardship due to lack of money, special hardship due to lack of sleep.
10. Don't talk to me about getting a date, it's not necessary, it hurts money.
11. "Lend me a pen" "the old rules" "Zhang Jie is simply a male god level, high and handsome and tide, singing super good and filial piety, absolutely good man. The first time I saw this, I was able to see it in a few minutes.
12. I will use my results to prove how much fun I had in these two months.
13. When you buy baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what kind of filling it is.
14. I don't like what day to day to see the people I prefer is a person is a dog at a glance to see clearly.
15. Other people are good to you, not you have more people like, but you really stupid let people heartache.
16. How good you can not be perfect, how bad I can be unique.
17. Life feels like a labyrinth, and if you go in, you will never come out again
18. "I dreamed of my god" "Dreams are opposite" "You mean my god dreamed of me
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19. Girlfriend: Look at other people's boyfriends! All eat girlfriends leftover rice! Boyfriend: you are left for me ah.
20. When I went home, I put my homework inside the bag, and then the bag strap broke!
21. The unavailability is always in commotion, and those who are favored are emboldened.
22. Some people save your number is to call you I'm not the same, I am in order not to answer.
23. I am not RMB, how can I let everyone like me
24. You are not idle only chatting q time
25. Winter is the most rogue, always like to freeze my hands and feet.
26. After the start of the school year is a long chase school sister school sister hook school long school brother evening school sister school sister hate school sister war and my heart only learning.
27. In the next life, I want to be a windy drunkard, drunk to steal kisses my sweetheart.
28. The sun goes down tomorrow morning still climbed up, the old man tanned next year or the same handsome.
29. It is said that the weight is not more than a hundred, either flat-chested or short.
30. This lady in your stupid points, not to say what you.
31. I would rather owe others money, but also can not let others owe me money, owe money to the grandfather ah.
32. There is no feeling that the gods were born with a very good nature, that is, it is difficult to get close to the next person
33. I spent my youth in the crush, but not to want to be with you
34. I envy the two kinds of girls, a kind of game is to play the thief good a kind of game pit of a force, but but it will be spoiled. I belong to the middle of the card and the pit will not be spoiled, but I scolded a very 6
35. > 35. Li Jian is so charming, some people say he is not good, but in my heart he is the best is unique, my God Li Jian!
36. I am not an ATM, the balance of this month 0?
37. Q: Use four words to describe their looks! A: Do not mention it.
38. "Hubby, you're so handsome today" "Nonsense, you don't look at your husband is what kind of person"
39. I love you, I will kill whoever until the corpse is everywhere, blood stained the world, Miles of rivers and mountains, and then no one opposed to the best.