People: (waving in front) sell eggs, hey, sell eggs, come here.
Lao Li: No, the front is a prohibited road, do not allow stalls to occupy the road, to buy you over.
People: These days you have to worry about what to buy, even the egg sellers are so bullish! You say, want to eat a fried chicken is still afraid of Sudan red, want to eat pork it is afraid of lean meat extract, want to and milk afraid of melamine inside, want to eat beef is also afraid of getting mad cow disease. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some eggs, and then you'll have a chance to eat them.
Lao Li: Nowadays it is quite difficult to do business, this small profit is not profitable. If you're not careful, you'll be able to get a hit, and you'll be able to play all day long for nothing.
Public: I say you sell eggs, the customer is God you know?
Lao Li: This is the reason we know.
People: that God beckons you to go over, why don't you get tired of moving around?
Louis Vuitton Outlet Online: This is not the front of the forbidden road is dangerous, my wife last time in front of the car to be hit.
Citizens: this is so ah, then, God will not be pursued, come to me to weigh five pounds of eggs.
Lao Li: Okay. (hands picking up eggs)
People: I want those there. （
Lao Li: That one is not for sale.
People: why?
Lao Li: Those are for people, for our family's benefactor.
People: you can sell me some, I pay more money.
Louis Vuitton Outlet: No matter how much money, I won't sell them. These eggs are our old hen under the big skin red, eat a big tonic, I keep to the benefactor to make up for the body.
People: (hands grabbing) just sell me some.
Louis Vuitton Outlet: (hands grabbed) not for sale, said not for sale on not for sale.
Bam, harsh brakes. The driver came on.
People: Oops, the eggs are broken! I'm not buying it. (Citizen down)
Lao Li: It's over, they're all broken! (rushes over) You pay, you pay, pay for my eggs.
Driver: (confused and opened his eyes) just closed his eyes to sleep, dreaming of a beautiful woman smiling at me, and then heard a bang, turned into an old man screaming at me. (Getting out of the car) Compensate for the eggs? I haven't asked you to pay for a beautiful woman, oh no, pay for the car. (Bending down to look at the front of the car)
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Traffic police: According to the surveillance video, your vehicle speeding, according to the provisions of the fine and suspend the driver's license.
Driver: my father is the municipal government.
The traffic police: with your father has nothing to do.
Driver: My brother is the prosecutor's office.
The traffic police: where it is not good!
Driver: I know your captain Li. (said dialing the phone) Li team, I'm Xiao Liu ah. Which small Liu? Liu Yan, I am the city hospital Liu Yan ah. Yes, yes, yes, it's me, my car was impounded by one of your policemen, please give me a word. (Handing the phone to the traffic police) Your captain asked you to answer the phone.
The traffic police: I'm sorry, we are not allowed to take personal calls during office hours.
Driver: (pulled the traffic police to one side) buddy, have a good talk, (from the pocket out of a dozen money) a little bit of small meaning, make a friend.
The police: (nose sniffing) you drink?
Driver: No, no, no.
The traffic police: I measured a test. (pick up the alcohol tester) alcohol exceeds the standard, drunk driving detention of fifteen days.
Collective characters down.
Expanded:
The writing of the sketch script, from life, the most important thing is to be able to be performed on the stage, a single script is not considered to be the completion of the art, can only be said to be completed in half, until after the stage performance (i.e., the "performance of the text") is the final art of presentation. The good sketch script, can have suitable for reading, but also may create outstanding stage performance of the double value.
Sketch scripts are different from film and television scripts in that they require the expression of a complete story in a relatively short period of time, and they are mainly composed of character dialogues (lines or lyrics) and stage cues. Stage cues generally point to the tone of voice, speaking action, or characters up and down, pointing out the scene or other effects of change.