Who knows the classic lines of pig nine sisters in "Bright Spring"?

Kong Kong: Listen to me. I have 80 old mothers and wives who have never been to the house. Please don't bother me. I am really useless. Brother Guan, help me. Brother Guan, they have taken people away. Brother Guan, they robbed me. I'll give you 1 million each, which is more real than pearls. Don't hesitate to pull 1 million each.

Kong Kong: What, afternoon tea, cappuccino? Hey, Jiumei. Jiumei: This is not a cappuccino. Empty: Meng Po Tang. .

Jiumei: Tell me, are you a pig demon? Pig: Pig demon, I am a giant spirit god. Jiumei: A coat? Giant spirit god?

Sasha vujacic: I'm the legendary swordsman, West Lake Kenlang!

Giant Spirit: This man is going to have a bad back. He drinks cold water and farts.

Umbrella of paradise, umbrella of paradise.

Kong Kong: Here comes the latest product. Let me tell you that the sun is coming. Come and have a look. If so, you are not afraid of the sun. You are still that white tofu. Jingjing Jingjing, Jingjing, try this product. Since ancient times, everyone thought that umbrellas were used to shelter from the rain, but they didn't think that umbrellas could also be used to shade the sun. Who would know? Just me, the Monkey King. Ha ha ha.

Hey! Love is the father of Pig Bajie in bright spring!

You be quiet!

Giant spirit god: I am an invincible giant spirit god, weeding out the heroes defeated by Bi.