Opening remarks: Today by our two perform a double reed, talking about this double reed ah can be interesting, it requires a person in front of the performance, another person in the back of the line, from a distance ah, with a person like, which requires the two performances to be very tacit understanding, very cooperative, otherwise the double reed would not be called a double reed. Hurry up, hurry up, make up, as the saying goes, people with clothes and horses with saddles, people are not beautiful until they become, after this person arrives, we look at it, it's not as good as not to become it! Next to bring you is one of our new work is called "joy in a hurry, sadness", I hope you like it!
A: Life is precious, love is more expensive. In order to earn RMB, I would rather become a siren. I have not introduced myself, my surname Zhao, people send nickname Zhao siren, the friends present in the future to see me directly call me on the line, ask me what my nickname, tell everyone to remember, my nickname is siren. I am a siren, I am a siren, am I really a siren! (Stop stop stop! You give me out, how come I come out in your mouth as a human siren, am I called a siren?
B: Sorry, never, never!
A: My last name is Zhao, my name is Zhao Zhixiang, the media said I look very special, face long like slippers. Just because of this, so many singers because of this reason for me to sing a pop song that everyone especially like, and thus quickly become popular, ah! What song is so influential is the song "I am not Zhao Zhongxiang" sung by Wang Rong. Thanks! (Stop! Is that the song that people Wang Rong sang? People sing "I am not Huang Rong", what kind of cultural standard is this to perform here ah! Never!) I am a salesman, and I have a trick to sell my products. I talk a lot, and then I get pampered when it doesn't work out. My biggest feature is that the body boing great, eat cards cards er incense, life has never been in the hospital, yesterday I went out to run sales, aiming at a, said for a long time half a day is not to buy my products, I consumed with him more than 300 miles, finally sold out a bottle of Guangxi Finance and Economics College won the first prize in the first promotional skit competition in the works of the products mentioned --- brain black essence, in order to celebrate the sales promotion of the product, I have to go to the hospital. -In order to celebrate the success of my sales pitch, I ate 50 salted duck eggs in a row, and just halfway through, I got appendicitis. Yikes! Doctor! Appendectomy! It's a lot of money.
B: 2000!
A: 2000! Doctor ah! 2000 you that knife do not cut into the appendix! You can just come straight here! I'll give you my whole life!
B: Then you say a lot of money?
A: 80 at the most!
B: 80 ah!
A: Aiya! Cheap ah! 2000 was I counter-offer to 80! Not to say that buy what all have to counter-offer it! 80 money to cut the appendix! I chopped the fish head yesterday are more than 80 ah! Tomorrow I'll call the whole family to have their appendix removed! Here's 80 for you, doctor! Hurry up! Hurry up! Ride the heat ah!
B: Ride what hot ah! It's not iron! I'm in surgery! Get ready! Ah! By the way, do you want anesthesia?
A: Ouch! You are going to kill a pig is how ah? Nowadays, to kill a pig have to play anesthetic it! Why don't you kill me this person!
B: You only have 80 dollars! Where's the anesthetic?
A: I've got anesthesia! How not to play anesthesia! I'm not going to call me dead if I don't get anesthesia!
B: the anesthetic! The first time I've seen this, I've had to pay 800 bucks for a shot!
A: 800 ah! Doctor, is this anesthesia? Or XO?
B: imported anesthetic! Local anesthesia!
B: Doctor, that a brand of anesthetic so strong ah?
A: The nine springs of laughter brand of anesthesia, after playing, and the feeling of death, no feeling.
B: Doctor, inquire about a cheaper one?
A: The cheap ones are there! The effect is not guaranteed! Shouting to wake up to wake up, and the numb place is not numb, should not be anesthesia place long-term anesthesia ah! Outside a later impact on your physiological function and married life, I am not responsible for ah!
A: Ah! Playing imported, playing imported doctors ah! Playing with a smile nine springs brand of anesthesia, cheap side effects are too big! I can not afford to carry!
B: Good! Play a shot! Still hurt?
A: Oops! In the end is money is money, goods are goods ah! Shouting hemp on hemp!
B: The following ready to open the ah! Ask your opinion, this scalpel still need to be sterilized!
A: Doctor ah! The knife is not sterilized!
B: The sterilization fee is 500 yuan!
A: That won't be necessary! I brought a lighter! You put that knife on the fire two times is the same ah!
B: You're a patient full of spiritual fantasy ah!
A: That can't be helped! I'm not sure if you're a good doctor, but I'm sure you're a good doctor, and I'm sure you're a good doctor!
B: The following opening! Aiya! A: I'm sorry! Bleeding! Aiya you this blood full of ah! Soaring high! Do you want to stop the bleeding?
A: Of course to stop the bleeding! Why don't you stop the bleeding, doctor?
B: Do you want to use gauze or a rag?
A: Doctor! You also have a rag to stop bleeding ah!
B: That hemostatic gauze cost 500 dollars!
A: Ouch! With you a lot of money yo! First stop the blood! I'm going to take this old life!
B: Yes! You have this attitude I'm good! I'll stop the bleeding first! Open the wound! Find the appendix and cut it out with one cut! Congratulations! The operation was a complete success! One last question! Do you still want to sew it up?
A: Doctor, you intend to let me rifle out is how ah! I'm not going to be able to get out of here, but I'm going to be able to get out of here!
2 Group mouth double reed "dormitory whispers"
Opening remarks: today perform a group mouth double reed, this group mouth double reed is in the group mouth on the basis of comedy to be inspired, to say that this double reed ah can be interesting, it requires a performance in the front, the other in the back of the line, from a distance ah, and a person like this requires the two performances to be very tacit understanding, very cooperative, otherwise the double reed ah can be interesting, it requires a performance, and it is very good, and it is very good. This requires the two performers to be in perfect harmony, otherwise it's not a double act anymore. Hurry up, hurry up, make up, as the saying goes, the person with the clothes and the horse with the saddle, the person is not beautiful until he or she becomes a success, and once he or she becomes a success, let's take a look at him or her, it's not as good as not becoming a success! Next to bring you is one of our new works called "dormitory whisper", I hope you like it!
A "If the girls all give a love, the lonely boy will become how wonderful, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la, can't sleep".
B: Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? In the middle of the night still let people sleep, this is a new society, how the old society exploits the working people that set - midnight chicken still exists ah! What's more, this voice is not as good as the sound of chickens! What's the matter, brother sleeping on the upper bunk, what's the trouble, say it!
A: Stop, it's not for women, no! Girls, to be precise! I'm sorry, but I don't know what I'm talking about!
B: Blow again! This is the first several, Miyanari Ryota can not compare to you ah, I see you almost catch up with Sakuragi Hanamichi, I said it is not a woman? Without her, the male compatriots can not live?
C: Yes! Or our head of house think open, nowadays, no money, don't want to find GF, not to mention our dormitory are poor, real like it, let the girls with us to drink the northwest wind to go ah!
D: I'm dizzy! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this! At least you can draw a cake to fill your hunger, the most terrible thing is that there is no northwest wind to drink that is still a problem ah! Why worry about a woman! But then again, what is the reason for the "peacock flying southeast" this time? Last time, it was because you didn't look manly, and the more you looked, the more you looked like an old woman.
A: old lady how, which reflects my long extraordinary! The full proof of that sentence!
C: Which sentence ah!
A: Half of a man is a woman!
B: God, you still feel proud of it! The face of our dormitory is lost to you! What about this time! And for what! Is it because you don't have money or you don't have sex?
A: This time it's my looks that are to blame! She said I look like Pan Changjiang from afar, like Zhao Benshan from close up, like Zeng Ziwei from the left, like Zhao Chuan from the right, I'm simply a "four-less".
C: Ahem! I'm sorry, but I'm not going to tell you that you're ugly!
A: This does not hurt my self-esteem? I'm a bit ugly, but I'm very gentle!
B: I don't see the tenderness, but you are so ugly that you can catch up with the monkeys in the Mountain of Flowers and Fruits!
C: If he were a monkey, he would be better off! Ugly what is the big deal, seventy-two changes, change a handsome boy, to charm our university MM!
C: I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new one!
D: I do not want, MM and ONLINE I choose the latter, I am not interested in MM.
A: Don't always say I'm not ah! Right! The first year is coming soon! I'm not sure what I'm going to do about it, but I'm sure I'm going to do about it!
B: Sleep! In the dream to meet my fairy sister! Real life is too hypocritical, talking about food and clothing really regret, in my eyes to see who see who are like a lonely ghost, simply out of sight out of mind, in the dream and my fairy sister to send water!
C: the head of the house, not I say you, all day long know who, eat and sleep, sleep and eat, do not see you fat, you are not a waste of national food? You are up to our school cafeteria aunt? Seriously, you have to do some facts! The end of the year is approaching, so many activities, there is no one you like?
D: I want to go to our school's welcome party! I've heard that there are a lot of bright girls there, so I might be able to get one or two with my charisma!
A: Just now, who said he was not interested in MM! This time it immediately changed its tone! I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it in the future.
B: This is not illiterate? As a result, you also read 2 years of college, how to say the words so no standard ah! What do you mean by "man's heart, the bottom of the sea deep", the correct is "woman's heart, the bottom of the sea deep". I'm not sure if you know that!
D: The head of the house is right! I have a note! To how about, Christmas Eve night, we go out outside the hotel to live! Let's enjoy the taste of a 3-star hotel, how about it?
A: What? We'll get a room outside, just a few of us.
B: What are you shouting for? Don't get the dormitory administrator here, I've never seen anything, make a fuss, old-fashioned!
C: I think this proposal will work, anyway, most of the night is a pair of Christmas, we 4 bachelors have to find something to do! I don't think it's enough to just stay in a hotel, but we should have a big meal first, how about a hot pot?
D: Stop, my mouth is watering now.
B: No, it's just a hot pot. If you have a couple of bottles of wine, you'll be able to get your hands on some of the best food in the world! If there are two bottles of wine, you are not going to get up and eat right away! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that!
A: The head of the house! Can I bring my family?
B: The money for the family is your money, and it can't be counted as part of the bachelor party's bill!
A: I know, it goes without saying!
B: It's too late, I have to get up early tomorrow!
C: Do morning exercises!
D: What time do you want to do it?
B: I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, and I don't know what to do, and I don't know what to do!
A: The head of the house!
B: What time do you want to do it?
D: Why are you shouting so loudly? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that!
B: 6 o'clock ah! Don't talk, go to sleep!
A: I see who do not sleep.
B: What's wrong!
A: I just looked at the watch, it is now 5:60!
B C D: ah! Get up! Do the exercises!
A: Do exercises! It's a hard life!
3 double reed "dormitory hygiene"
Opening remarks: Today by the two of us to perform a double reed, talking about this double reed ah can be interesting, it requires one in front of the side of the performance while doing the action, the other in the back of the line, from a distance ah, with a person like, which requires two people's performances to be very good understanding, very with the, otherwise the double reed would not be called a double reed. Hurry up, hurry up, make up, as the saying goes, people with clothes and horses with saddles, people are not beautiful until they become, after this person arrives, we look at it, it's not as good as not to become it! Next, we'll bring you a new piece called "Radio Station", I hope you'll like it! Then the two of us will begin to perform!
Du Du Du Du Du Du Du just now the last ring is Beijing time - can not see clearly! Nanning City Hali oil radio station, anchor two hundred and fifty-five, in the broadcast regardless of the three sevens and twenty-five, drop the flavor stereo has now begun to broadcast. Hello listeners, I am the radio host, my name is boring, although I and the famous host ignorant name is very similar, but in addition to the appearance are very outstanding, there is nothing the same place. Good! Now please enjoy Song of the Week, why is it called Song of the Week! Why is it called "Song of the Week"? It means that there is a girl who switches to a guy every week! Please enjoy the Chinese ballad sung by Zhao Zhixiang, a famous singer in Nanning. Hey ！！！！ （I'm stuck on you, what are you singing? You're Chinese ballad ah!) This is a Nanning ballad! Who taught you that? It's my coy! It's not hygienic for you to learn this song! Right? You say that some songs on the radio and TV are ridiculous! Why don't you sing something healthy?) Nanning City, Ha Li oil radio station, the following is the advertising time, the happy brand insoles series of advertisements: my child since the foot odor, there is anorexia, picky eaters, do not grow, but also easy to catch a cold phenomenon, how to do, with the happy brand insoles all good, not anorexia, picky eaters, grow taller, resistance to enhance the happy brand insoles, ah! It is really practical and convenient! My friend, you want to eat baked sweet potatoes? Do you want to eat baked sweet potato? Baked sweet potatoes are fragrant, cheap, and rich in vitamins A.B.C.D.E.F.G. wholesale location, sunrise plaza corner nooks and crannies! Friends do you need toilet paper! Please use our field production of scratch pain brand sand! Do you want to lose weight? I'd like to introduce you to a set of the most innovative weight-loss exercises! Stretch out your hands, take them down, take out your tongue, and stretch them a bit! Prepare to rise! As the saying goes, a hundred steps after a meal can live ninety-nine, a cigarette after a meal is a god! I'm an immortal! I'm going to heaven! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!
4 Double Reed "Radio Station"
Opening remarks: Today we two perform a double reed, talking about this double reed ah can be interesting, it requires one in the front of the performance while doing the action, the other in the back of the line, from a distance ah, with a person, which requires the two performances to be very tacit understanding, very cooperative, or else the double reed would not be called a double reed. Hurry up, hurry up, make up, as the saying goes, people with clothes and horses with saddles, people are not beautiful until they become, after this person arrives, we look at it, it's not as good as not to become it! Next, we'll bring you a new piece called "Radio Station", I hope you'll like it! Then the two of us will begin to perform!
Du Du Du Du Du Du Du just now the last ring is Beijing time - can not see clearly! Nanning City Hali oil radio station, anchor two hundred and fifty-five, in the broadcast regardless of the three sevens and twenty-five, drop flavor stereo has now begun to broadcast. Hello listeners, I am the radio host, my name is boring, although I and the famous host ignorant name is very similar, but in addition to the appearance are very outstanding, there is nothing the same place. Good! Now please enjoy Song of the Week, why is it called Song of the Week! Why is it called "Song of the Week"? It means that there is a girl who switches to a guy every week! Please enjoy the Chinese ballad sung by Zhao Zhixiang, a famous singer in Nanning. Hey ！！！！ （I'm stuck on you, what are you singing? You're Chinese ballad ah!) This is a Nanning ballad! Who taught you that? It's my coy! It's not hygienic for you to learn this song! Right? You say that some songs on the radio and TV are ridiculous! Why don't you sing something healthy?) Nanning City, Ha Li oil radio station, the following is the advertising time, the happy brand insoles series of advertisements: my child since the foot odor, there is anorexia, picky eaters, do not grow, but also easy to catch a cold phenomenon, how to do, with the happy brand insoles all good, not anorexia, picky eaters, grow taller, resistance to enhance the happy brand insoles, ah! It is really practical and convenient! My friend, you want to eat baked sweet potatoes? Do you want to eat baked sweet potatoes? Baked sweet potatoes are fragrant, cheap, and rich in vitamins A.B.C.D.E.F.G. wholesale location, sunrise plaza corner nooks and crannies! Friends do you need toilet paper! Please use our field production of scratch pain brand sand! Do you want to lose weight? I'd like to introduce you to a set of the most innovative weight-loss exercises! Stretch out your hands, take them down, take out your tongue, and stretch them a bit! Prepare to rise! As the saying goes, a hundred steps after a meal can live ninety-nine, a cigarette after a meal is a god! I'm an immortal! I'm going to heaven! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!
5 Double Reed: Military Exercise
(With the background of the recent graduation trainees under the detachment of military exercise.)
A: Honorable chiefs and comrades.
Collectively: Good day to you all! My name is XXX (A), my name is XXX (B).
A: Today by the two of us to perform a small program.
B: double reed.
A: Yes. A double act is one that is performed in front of the other.
B: one in the back to say.
A: said not act.
B: the acting does not say.
A: not good, please applaud a little more.
B: It's a bit of encouragement for both of us. （
A: (to B) start?
B: Let's begin! (A after B before, in place)
A: (in Wuhan dialect) my name is XXX, Wuhan, Hubei, enlisted in the army for six years, graduated today, but did not have time to return home, quickly reported to the army!
B: (busy turning back to ask) but boiled out of an officer, the troops arranged for you to be what officer?
A: (Mandarin) Turn around! Listen - (pause, change Wuhan dialect) to the service platoon first as a soldier, standing guard for three months - exercise ah!
What's the matter? Where is the army? Oh, in Xinyang Dabie mountain nooks and crannies.
Ouch ...... this place is remote ah, simply rabbit does not shit place. The first thing you need to do is to look up at the mountain, look down at the river, nothing to count the stones, mosquitoes and insects bites and suffers!
It's time for me to stand guard, I'll stand in front of the door ah, half a day to see the shadow of the individual, want to give the leadership to show a little bit, there is no opportunity.
Passing le, in addition to a number of old people, are some cows ah, goats ah, chickens ah, dogs ah, I heart that anxious ah, two hours of the post, feel like two years!
When I was bored, I saluted those cows, sheep, chickens and dogs. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it, and I'm sure I'll be able to do it!
At ease! Stand at attention! Salute! At ease! Attention! Salute ...... (repeat)
B: (turn away from the position, in Mandarin) Hey ......! You want to exhaust me ah?
A: (in Mandarin) I'm sorry, I just forgot my words. Again, again ah - (in Wuhan) stand guard good ah! How do you know the pain and loneliness of warehouse soldiers if you don't stand guard? How can you understand the plight of the soldiers without standing guard? How can you be a good platoon leader without standing guard?
Standing guard is good! One word, really good! Two words, great! Three words, very good ah ......
B: (get up and turn back) I said you can count, you?
A: (pushed B back to his seat, in Mandarin) you do not stir up, continue, continue. (In Wuhan) You don't say, by standing guard, I really got a lot of education, a lot of insight, a lot of feelings.
I found ah, our warehouse soldiers are really lovely ah ...... they love the ravine, love the warehouse, love the duty, willing to suffer, willing to endure loneliness, willing to selfless dedication ...... they through their own hard work, the barren mountain into a The garden.
That's beautiful, look, this is the willow shade around the fish pond, this is the red flower covered leisure pavilion, this is the brand new office building, this is just developed nursery garden ...... that tree, how green ah, that flower, how red ah. Alas, it is simply a paradise ......
Later, I also went to the more remote post 2 and post 3, to live for a period of time, the conditions are even more difficult, drink the water are pulled up from the mountain.
The most difficult thing is that there are many mosquitoes, and the mosquitoes are very big! The mosquitoes are very big, and they can bite you on the body!
Every night, the mosquitoes tossed me to sleep, I used a towel blanket to wrap myself up tightly, like a mummy. I just look at these mosquitoes, how to bite me! "Buzz ...... buzz ......" These mosquitoes are like a bunch of little helicopters, circling around my head.
Hey, hey, hey, left one, I hit! One on the right, I hit! ...... (continuous)
B: (get up and turn around) Hey! Out, did not hit you in the face, right?
A: (in Mandarin) Oh ...... I just want to see how many mosquitoes you can kill. I'm sorry, come on, the next is not an example. (In Wuhan) these months, I not only gradually adapted to the life of the warehouse, but also more than two special partners, one called "black girl", one called "cheetah" - they are the The two military dogs in our warehouse.
Good guy, just see them when ah, I am the atmosphere do not dare to come out, do not dare to gasp, they stared at me with big eyes, spitting out the blood red tongue, towards my low roar "hu...... hu...... "
Scared me ah, rushed to buy a few ham sausages.
What's the matter? What do you buy ham sausages for? The two dogs are not the only ones who can talk to you, but they are the only ones who can talk to you.
You can't say that it worked. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to get out of this, but I'm sure I'll be able to get out of it.
The character of these two military dogs is very different, "black girl" is flexible, strong character, a little extroverted, "cheetah" is slow, silly, belong to the introverted type.
So, the "black girl" often bites the people's chickens and cows, and is confined by the military dog guide.
On one occasion, the "black girl" chased a civilian's cow all over the road in the camp area and directly paralyzed the cow, so it was again confined.
When we were practicing our military activities, we were extremely angry when we saw the cheetah being taken out for training.
It was so angry that it jumped out of the two-meter-high fence and hurt its leg.
The guide fed it good food every day in those days. I also rushed to use the opportunity to flatter it. I gave it milk and ham sausages, and I sat next to it and stroked its head while feeding it food. It ate and sweetened my face at the same time.
I touch it a little, it licks me ...... (continuous) (B quietly gets up and turns around, touching A's head)
A: (in Mandarin) You treat me like a dog ......
(The two people thanked the curtain, the end)
6 double reed: old boy in the New Year
double reed (mobile company text)
old boy in the New Year
Composition: Jiang Keguan
props: a chair, wireless microphone two, and melon hat, wig, etc.
A: the leadership arranged for me to perform a program, really put me in a difficult situation. You say sing it, like off-key, you say dance it, the action is not supporting, you say acting skit it, acting and not funny. I've come up with a program that needs an audience member to come up and help me, just to read the script, it's very simple. Is there anyone who is willing to do so? (B on stage)
B: Can I?
A: What's your name?
B: My last name is Zhu.
A: I said Zhu ah, this is not polite to call, Zhu ah, you do not know what is called double reed ah?
B: Is it the one that says in the back and does in the front ......
A: Yes, yes.
B: That has been seen.
A: You have to help with me, it's the one who plays the one who reads in the back.
B: That's easy. Do you have the words?
A: Yes, I've already prepared it. (Handing over the words) You familiarize yourself with the words, and I'll put on some makeup. （
B: (read the words) reform and opening up more happy ......
A: Okay, you can start. I'll sit on the chair, you hide behind the chair, and when I slap you, you start.
(Each in his place)
B: Reform and opening up joyful things ......
A: Uh uh uh, I slap are not clapped, you are lang on the start? Repeat.
B: Good.
A: (clapping)
B: Reform and opening up is a lot of happy things, mobile antennae erected on the hillside, the children's cell phones to me, all over the world I just dial. It's great to have a New Year's Eve, the house is full of New Year's goods, I've eaten a lot of big fish and meat, I just want to eat Kahuanxiuotuo.
A: (playing cell phone shape)
B: Hey, is not it a bus? You went to the city with your son to lead the baby lead to want to fight it! The first thing you need to do is to come back to the city! What's going on here? Come back to fry me a pile of joy to eat. Hey, you also bring that Huifeng wine with me a few kilograms back, hey hey hey, you also bring that firecrackers with me Ka back.
A: (put down the cell phone)
B: convenient transportation car fast, my partner will soon come home, glutinous rice flour I am ready, just waiting for you to come on the pot stage. The fire is burning and the oil is boiling, and the fragrance of the happy lumps is wafting inside and outside the house.
A: (take eat)
B: Ouch, so hot! ...... really delicious. Also eat a ...... oops, ...... also eat a, oops, also eat a, oops, also eat a ......
A: (hot can not stand) stop stop stop, you want to burn me!
A: (hot) stop stop stop, you want to burn me to death?
B: Didn't you say that Huanxiuotuo is delicious? I want you to eat more.
A: It's just been fried, and it's burning my mouth!
B: Well, I'll take care of it.
A: Again, pay attention. （
B: After eating the happy pile, I also want to drink wine, Jingshan Huifeng wine, taste really good. There is no one to accompany? I'll make a call to my son.
A: (cell phone)
B: Hey! Son, can you come back to drink with me? An? Your mobile company in the creation of provincial civilization unit, busy that? Then forget it, I drink to the bucket mirror!
A: (put down the phone)
B: I first wipe the mirror clean. Ha, ha.
A: (ha breath, wipe the mirror)
B: feelings shallow, add a tim, feelings thin, drink Coke, feelings there, drink white wine, feelings thick, drink height, feelings good, awkward bowl to engage, feelings deep, a mouthful of clear!
A: (appear drunken)
B: Drink a bowl and a bowl, drink a bowl and a bowl. Uh, this tongue is ...... is Lang disobedient? The earth is really ...... really spinning! The sky ...... is still ...... full of stars! Alas, to ...... be relieved!
A: (clip urine shape, get up to go)
B: a catty of wine, as usual, go, crooked to the door, pull open the door on the hands. The first time I saw this, I was able to get my hands on a lot of money, and I was able to get my hands on a lot of money, and I was able to get a lot of money.
A: (back to the original sitting)
B: Come on, continue to drink! Drink white wine and drink beer, a cup of a cup down to the belly ...... only to hear his wife roar: it is the one who defecate urine into the refrigerator! Oops! I just went to relieve myself, open the door, is to see the door there is a sensor light in the head of it ......
A: (pulled out of the B) uh uh uh, may not be I'm drunk how a ghost!
B: It's not human to drink too much and urinate in your pants!
A: You say this, seriously affect the image of modern farmers!
B: I'll pay more attention.
A: Again. (Clapping)
B: It's a very lively New Year's Eve, with couplets posted in every house and firecrackers set off by young and old. Now the city is not allowed to firecrackers, our township is still open. I told the son to play with the Sun Wazi that Xiongcannon, with me to bring quite some son back, I took out to play with Luo!
A: (take out a lighter)
B: you Langs eliminate side Ka, this whip is very loud!
A: (point whip, throw whip)
B: hiss ......
A: (cover ears)
B: Ba! Interesting, one more.
A: (points whip, throws whip, repeats twice)
B: Hiss ......, Hiss ......, Hiss ......
A: (after no hissing, puts the whip check up and look)
B: Baa!
A: (fell to the ground)
B: abducted! (Takes out cell phone and dials) 120? Please hurry to Yuanyang Creek in Greenwood Township, an old codger has been injured! (Will A back up) you since the heart is not enough, why drink and set off firecrackers ah! (back a under
)