There's a movie where the guy's name is Larry and he's an assassin and the girl's a gay assassin. Together they kidnap the retarded son of a federal prosecutor. It's pretty funny.

Mandarin Duck Kidnappers Gigli (2003)

Director: Martin Blythe

Writer: Martin Blythe

Starring: Ben Affleck / Jennifer Lopez / Justin Bartha / Christopher Walken / David Backus

Genre: Comedy / Romance / Crime

Production. Country/Region: USA

Language: English

Release Date: 2003-08-01

Length: 121 mins

AKA: Love is the Wrong Label / Gigli / Tough Love

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Larry Gigli is a small time, small time, small time, small time, small time, small time, small time, small time, small time. an idle young scoundrel who is sent on a rather important mission one day by a mob boss to kidnap the retarded brother of the local prosecutor, Brian, because he can put himself behind bars. But the boss, who knows a thing or two about Larry's ability to get things done, meanwhile sends the gorgeous Rachel, played by Jennifer Lopez, to watch Larry's every move.

Larry's world is turned upside down when he is captivated by Rachel the moment she walks into Larry's small apartment. Larry tries in a million ways to win the beautiful woman's favor, and despite hitting the wall over and over again, he is never able to shake his resolve.

Along with a series of unexpected events, the two men's destinies are also involuntarily intertwined, only this relationship will not only jeopardize their plan of action, but also likely to send the two men's lives ......