La La Land went down, Uncle Wolf went up in theaters.
I can't remember,
how long it's been since I've gone to a movie with my bank man.
The female driver wrote the article "After reading this, do not say that the bankers do not work overtime, okay"
A lot of friends said:
Monday to Friday, 10 hours a day is not finished!
You know how we spend our weekends!
Hi bankers,
How did you spend your weekend this past week?
A lot of people have Monday phobia
Oh, a lot of bankers don't have weekends.
Oh, a lot of bankers' families, no one on weekends.
38 Reasons Why Bankers Can't Spend the Weekend With You
N Reasons Why Bankers Can't Spend the Weekend With You
Reason #1
Honey, we're going to be working overtime en masse this weekend to deal with the backlog of credit reports.
Reason #2
Honey, we're collectively going to be turning over subpoenas this weekend for the head office inspection team next week.
Reason 3
Honey, we're collectively on duty this weekend, the banking system is being upgraded.
Reason #4
Honey, we have customer bonding this weekend.
Reason #5
Honey, we're going to the neighborhood this weekend, with door-to-door card opening.
Reason #6
Honey, we're going for a run this weekend, the line's half marathon event! Walk to the finish line even if you can't run!
Reason #7
Honey, we're on collective duty this weekend, the bank's system upgrade.
Reason 8
Honey, we're going to square dance with our clients this weekend.
Reason #9
Honey, we're going to set up a stall this weekend, marketing credit cards.
Reason 10
Honey, we're going quality outreach this weekend.
Reason 11
Honey, we're having a reunion this weekend.
Reason 12
Honey, we're having a field day this weekend.
Reason 13
Honey, we're having a field day with clients this weekend.
Reason 14
Honey, we're preparing for the line debate this weekend.
Reason 15 - Reason 21
Honey, we have closed training this weekend.
Honey, we're training for a new system this weekend.
Honey, we're training on credit this weekend.
Honey, we're training on marketing this weekend.
Honey, we're training on risk this weekend.
Honey, we're training on risk this weekend.
Honey, we're training on Forex this weekend.
Reasons 22-29
Honey, we have an exam this Sunday.
Honey, there's a skills test this Sunday.
Honey, there's an anti-vacation test this Sunday.
Honey, there's an anti-money laundering test this Sunday.
Honey, this Sunday there's a test on foreign exchange knowledge.
Dear, this Sunday is a test on credit knowledge.
Honey, this Sunday is a marketing knowledge test.
Honey, take risk knowledge this Sunday.
Reasons 30-37
Honey, take your license this Sunday.
Honey, this Sunday is the Accounting License Induction Test.
Honey, this Sunday is the bank induction qualification test.
Dear, this Sunday to take the fund induction qualification.
Dear, this Sunday to take the securities induction license.
Honey, take the Financial Analyst exam this Sunday.
Honey, take the Financial Analyst exam this Sunday.
Honey, take the CFA, CPA, ACCA this Sunday.
Reason #38
Honey, what's Sunday! Can I eat it?
People in outlets that are open every day for 365 days
There is no such word as "weekend" in the dictionary.