Call for jokes, brain teasers

1, a reunion to my home, it was raining, a MM umbrella came. The clouds closed and the rain stopped, MM go, ready to put the umbrella away when found that the umbrella cover is not there, shouted: "My set it, just now also see, now want to use, how to be gone. Who took my condom, hand it over." While rummaging around on the sofa.

2, I have a buddy, once and his MM go out to play, dinner time and then a chicken dish to do a better restaurant, I heard that the chicken shoulder there to do a very good job, then said loudly: I want chicken shoulder, I want chicken shoulder!

3, colleagues went to Inner Mongolia to play in the tent to eat milk tea and meat, some people are not used to eating that flavor and want to eat with others. A woman said to the side of the men: you eat my milk, I eat your eggs it!

4, high school, once in order to prepare props for the class gala, I am responsible for the balloon beforehand, stuffed with some 5 color 6-colored pieces of paper, class time, I and my desk together secretly ready, I said; you quickly a! She said, "You should make the mouth bigger, it's not going to fit. I: Okay, okay, you force! She: this is good, alas, make my fingers are sore! When we loaded the balloon raised his head and found that the boys in front of us are looking at us ...... embarrassed ~ ~

5, a physical education class, a girl suddenly touched a boy's head (the boy nicknamed "little turtle"), and then leisurely, said -- "Turtle head"......,

6, just came to oz when to go to the language center to report, the results of the late, most people have been divided into groups ready to take the car seat to the city tour I'm not sure if you're looking for a group with fewer people, but I'm sure you're looking for a group with fewer people," he said. A South American mm saw the enthusiasm to run over, originally to say do you wang to join me? The result said do you wang to enjoy me?。。。。。。。。。。

7, winter one day off work, is wearing a coat, the phone rings, please a good male colleague and I went to pick up, the boys connected and asked: "Who ah"? And then said to me: "is your husband", and then said on the phone: "Wait a minute ah, she is wearing clothes it", even storm sweat. ... Quickly pick up the phone over, by my husband on the phone 874

8, junior high school when we have a female classmate called me to help her hand in the letter at noon into the classroom she asked me a sentence: you hand in the letter (violation of the contents of the letter) did not even on the spot fainted. The whole dormitory did not not laugh.

9, middle school, the teacher (female) let students to the blackboard mimeographed ancient poems, the results of a student unintentionally "stop sitting love maple forest evening" written as "**", the teacher with a red pen will be the two words circled, but also asked him very loudly! How could he write this "**", explain to me what it means? The whole class laughed...

10, a female friend of my network, is the Hangzhou Postal Service, the original post office parcel desk work, one day, the woman excitedly asked around the male colleagues: "Today I am sitting on the stage, who will open the package for me (Bracts) ah ~ ~ ~ ~" the crowd clamor ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ back ~ ~ ~