100 requests to make girls move

1.The important task of post 80s is to make post 08s.

2. It has been proved that feelings can withstand the wind and rain, but can not withstand the bland; friendship can withstand the bland, but can not withstand the wind and rain.

3. People have a background, and all I have is my back~~.

4. It is gold that always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don't know which one I am.

5. A reminder that it's important to learn to fix your own laptop! Once upon a time there was a man who couldn't fix his own laptop ...... Everyone knows what happened later.

6. I'm not a fortune teller on the square, I can't nag you to listen to so much.

7. It is not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we ask too much of the story!

8. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band, the injury is always unwilling to let go of the one.

9. Flowers often do not belong to the person who enjoys them, but to the cow dung.

10. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is to listen to the person who took it seriously, and one is to say the person who took it seriously.

11. Being single is not difficult, what is difficult is to cope with those who want you to end up single by all means.

12. Sometimes, it is not that the other side does not care about you, but you take each other too seriously.

13. Even if it is believe, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

14. Paying for sincerity will get you sincerity, but it may also hurt completely. The only way to protect yourself is to keep a distance, but you are also destined to be lonely forever.

15. Real good friends, not together, there are endless topics to talk about, but together, even if you do not talk, will not feel awkward.

16. There is no 100 points of the other half, only 50 points of the two people!

17. Indifference, sometimes is not ruthless, just a tool to avoid being hurt!

18. If there is a distance of 1,000 steps between us, you just need to step out of the first step, I will walk the rest of the 999 steps in your direction.

19. Usually people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

20. There is no dress rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but also the wages are not high.

21, can use money to solve the problem are not a problem, but the problem is that I am poor.

22, spring is here, the small trees sprouted, the stock market followed the green.

23, only women and heroes are difficult, only wife and work is difficult to find.

24, do not complain about life all day, life will not know who you are, let alone it will listen to your complaints.

25, only know just the person, will inevitably be broken; only soft people, in the end is a coward.

26, asked a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said: "Bah! You only bought PetroChina it. Your whole family bought PetroChina, but also bought Sinopec!"

27, the belief that this thing is not said, is done. The glory lies in the plain, the enormity lies in the long.

28, the important thing in life is not where you stand, but the direction you are heading.

29. Treading through the green house people are not old, please use Huiren Kidney Treasure.

30. Marriage announcement: the requirements are as follows, A live, B female.

31. Give some sunshine and I will rot.

32. You have to eat properly to have the strength to lose weight.

33. Shake, shake, shake to the Naiho Bridge.

34. You come back soon, I can't fool around alone!

35. Don't be general with the earthlings~~~

36. A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

37. The person who loves me I don't love him The person I love doesn't love me So I'm curious why so many people get married

38. Love is like fast food, don't care about the flavor, can fill the physiological needs can be

49. Love is like basketball, desperately trying to grab, desperately trying to catch up, and when you get it, you don't hesitate to throw it out

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41, the word "fate" is a contradiction in terms, fate, points?

42, the tiger does not give you hello kitty face

43, the day I saw an older woman in the burning of paper, burned while muttering: received don't buy the fund ah ~

44, if I won 10 million, I'll go to buy 30 sets of houses to rent to others, and every day go to collect rent once.

45, all in the cafeteria, study room, in front of the building in front of the public crazy kissing - are not able to afford a room!!!!

46, just finished from the Japanese internship female students back to lament: "No matter how high-grade meeting, how high-grade people to participate in, the gang of people on the stage in a gentlemanly manner with you in the meeting, while the stage is always under the people touching your thighs!"

47 girlfriend and I separated, in fact, our sex life is still quite harmonious - I'm sexually impotent, she is sexually frigid ......

48, now the girl on the body of the number of pieces of clothing more, but the more exposed; clothing pieces less. 49, people Wenyuan girls body inexplicable elements of a large number of, but also exposed thighs; our engineering school girls on the jacket + pants, two pieces of the whole body wrapped up a tightly!

50, coaxing women like hanging Q, at least two hours a day, to reach a certain number of days after the sun can be ......

51, if you give the girl a safe environment, she can Y D to let you nosebleed to death!

52, a friend's wife is called "Yurong", he is really happy ~ and my heart's favorite is still "Yi Shan尽"......

53、PPMM are all The only thing that is eternal is the warmth of the right hand ......

54, to the woman you have to be more attentive to feel, don't take your turtle * head to think!

56, because of you, Qingdao waters have appeared big sea monster!!!!

57, I am embarrassed to catch you, how can you still have the nerve to steal it?

58, you look infertile-looking!

59, you are Chen Pesi's partner Zhu Shimao's sister piggyback ah?

60, I'm so happy that I've got enough money for another $1.50, so I can finally get on the Internet again!

61, prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, wages are in line with Africa ......

62, don't talk to me about ideals, quit !

63, mom said: people better not miss two things. The last bus home, and a person who loves you y. I want to take the last train to the side of the person who loves me.

64, I would rather be arrogant and moldy than to be humble and in love!

65, go to love, as if not wounded; sing, as if no one to listen; dance, as if no one to appreciate; work, as if there is no pay; life, as if today is the same as the day of the unday

66, in this life, you come to the release of the debt or to pay the debt?

67, the man is used to rely on, so be reliable; women are used to love, so be lovely.

68, men like to listen to women, but if a man likes a woman, he will unconsciously listen to her.

69, you let me roll, I rolled. You let me come back, sorry, rolled away

70, you have what is not happy? Tell us about it so we can all be happy.

71, with iphone people have a **** the same point: is embarrassed to say that not good.

72, the birth of a son as Sun Zhongmou, looking for the father to find Kim Il Sung.

73, Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall dry red, the White Lady water filled San Francisco word master.

74, you really bitch more forgetful ah

75, when there is a wind blowing skirt, a monk said the wind, a monk said skirt, I went in and said: it is not the wind, it is not the skirt, the color of the heart!

76, as a smoker, must have three conditions: smoke, lighter, and smoking revealed the kind of shameless charm!]

77, very dark late at night, I suddenly want to study, but when I found the candle, the sky is already bright ......

78, now the master's degree, like a grain of rice on the soles of the feet, do not take uncomfortable, take and can not be eaten

79, I put 10,000 vows in a machine gun loaded to your You fell in a pool of blood, encrusted with cupid's bullets!

80, I climbed up to the top of the ladder with great effort, only to find that the ladder was on the wrong wall ......

81, the child died and you came to the milk!

82, now the mentor are not called mentor, not called boss, called scientific research contractor!

83, carrying a big flag of the top wind ~ ~ written on two big words: good people!

84, if people are bored ah snot bubble can be used to play will

85, the direction of the wind, more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I'm only afraid of surrendering myself.

86, good love is that you see the world through a man, bad love is that you give up the world for a person

87, work bored? Toss a coin to play it, heads on the Internet, tails on the sleep, erected on the work, tilted on the hard work, fell crushed on the application for overtime, if the fall out of two, then every day fall!

88, comrades: do not speculate in stocks, the risk is too great, or do the most secure tofu! Do hard is dried tofu, do thin is tofu brain, do thin is tofu skin, do not have is soybean milk, put stink is stinky tofu! The most important thing to remember is that it's a good thing that you've got a lot of money to spend on it.

89, I was not able to race past the BMW, only to see it in the sunset, not my engine is not good, but my car chain off.

89 later? Who else has seen it? Hey--

90, the original, lonely when their own hands index toes; the original, miss is even breathing will be heartache; the original, a person is a lifetime...

91, spherical shape is also a figure!

92, wife is the TV, lover is the phone, watch TV at home, go out with a cell phone; bankruptcy sell TV, get rich and change the phone; occasionally guard the TV, play with the phone all day long; fixed TV, cell phone; channel free, cell phone charges. Men want to watch TV with their cell phones.

93, other people's money is my body outside.

94, nonsense is the first sentence of human relations.

95, the first line: Jinsha River, Jialing River, Heilongjiang River, the river can be cast! The next couplet: laboratory building, teaching building, dormitory building, building building can jump!

Crossword: unprecedented

The first line: love of country, love of family, love of sister! The next line: fire prevention and theft prevention elder brother! The next couplet is: fire prevention and prevention of brotherhood

96, wives like clothes - fashion is so fickle, clothing expenses are increasingly expensive; men do not have a good thing - but it is, after all, the largest buyer's market for women.

97, older unmarried men and women are like taking a bus that has missed its stop. Sometimes it's because the seat on the bus is so comfortable that you just don't want to get off; sometimes it's because you don't recognize the platform you're supposed to get off at. What about men and women who never marry? They are bus drivers.

98. Those who show love are animals; those who are loved are plants. If love is rejected, it is of course the animal that leaves, for plants do not produce feet to run away.

99. With her own house, an unmarried woman seems to be a few years younger, and has the patience to choose her lover slowly. A man asked a woman for advice: we first rent a house to live, married and save money to buy a house? The woman replied: Then I might as well rent a husband first.

100, I'm ugly, but I'm very gentle - today's men and women together adapted Zhao Chuan's version: I'm not perfect, but I'm very real; I'm not beautiful, but I'm cool; I'm not rich, but I'm very happy; I'm not successful, but I'm very self-confident; I'm not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.