The simple and funny lines of elementary school students’ talk show are as follows:
1. When I was in college, sometimes I really didn’t want to eat the food in the cafeteria, so I would go shopping in the food street outside the school. While shopping, there were roast duck, roast chicken and other delicacies. My mouth watered with greed, so my appetite increased. Then I went back to the school cafeteria to buy two steamed buns and half a dish.
2. My niece has loved dancing since she was a child, but she has become a chubby girl. Once during a Dai dance, her clothes fell apart when she bent over. She was furious: Uncle, I’m going crazy. , if you buy me clothes of this quality, don’t you want me to become the second Yang Liping! I laughed. With such a fat figure, I still meet the requirements to be a Michelin tire spokesperson! What a arrogant little fat girl.
3. Today’s students are really amazing! When my son was in the third grade of elementary school, he established a class QQ group online. That day, I asked my son: "What do you do on QQ?"
His father responded: "Look at what you are asking, what else can you do? Either chat or play games!" Son After hearing this, he showed a look of disdain and said: "Mom and Dad, you are really out of date. What era are you in? That was used to announce the answers to homework..."
4. The baby asked: "Mom, what should we eat for dinner?" Mom said, "Can we have beef for dinner? Braised in soy sauce!" Then the baby cried: "You tricked me again! I don't eat instant noodles!"
5. A salesperson in the original poster’s shoe store. Today there was a hot mom with a boy who was about 6 years old. The hot mom took a fancy to a pair of sandals with raised decorations on them. The boy refused to buy them. In the end, the hot mom compromised and bought a pair. They were flat shoes. Before I left, I asked the little boy why he didn’t let his mother buy that pair. The little boy said aggrievedly, “Flat shoes don’t hurt when I kick them.”
6. I want to buy a jacket, but I can’t make up my mind among all kinds of brands. My daughter tugged at the corner of my clothes and said, "Dad, buy one from the Seven Wolves." Seeing my confusion, my daughter added, "Isn't mom a sheep? That way you won't be so afraid of her!"
7. My father encourages his 4-year-old son to exercise and grow muscles, so that he can be healthy and not get sick. The son thought about it seriously and asked: "Dad, can't you grow chicken feathers?"
8. When I went to a friend's house to play, his 5-year-old son quietly ran to me and asked me: "Uncle, Will a woman get pregnant if she sleeps with a man? "Yes! What's wrong?" "It's over! It's over!" "What happened in the kindergarten?" ."
I continued to tease him: "You're going to have a baby soon! Are you unhappy?" "I'm so happy. My parents work all day and I have to go to kindergarten. , who do you think will take care of it then? "Oh my God, I almost burst out laughing.