Two: Boss, is money really that important to you? You've been talking for more than three hours and you haven't dropped a penny?
Three: [witty quotes] Love is wrong, not love is still wrong, love and not love is wrong, then I have to be wrong on top of wrong.
four: [witty quotes] The greatest is a mother's love, the most sincere is friendship, the most nostalgic is caring, the most innocent is cute, the most painful is no one loves, the most happy is to find love, the most recalled is to fall in love.
Five: [playful words book] just know you are very happy, did not expect you are very philandering, cheating after leaving so cruel, by you fascinated so obsessed, can not see you worry, can not stay you sad.
Sixth: [playful words Daquan] I'm not afraid of the sky, I'm not afraid of the ground, I'm afraid of the teacher to come to my house. I'm not afraid of the teacher, but I'm afraid of the teacher coming to my house. I'm going to sit on my pier and drink my tea, and I'm going to beat the teacher as soon as she leaves.
Seven: [witty quotes] I'm not good-looking, I'm thin, I'm full of muscles; I'm not good-looking, I'm black, I'm full of radiance.
eight: [playful words] want to take your hand, the revolutionary road together, love to say how to export, not good think I look ugly!
9: life is sometimes like a computer, said dead on the dead, no discussion
10: [witty words book] celebrities strong words called eloquent; mortals according to the reasoning is called sophistry.
XI: What is life, life is a hammer, to break your ideal altar one by one! You and I are single-winged angels, the only way to spread your wings and fly is to embrace each other. I came to the world is to look for you, after all the hard work to find you but found: TMD!
Twelve: [playful quotes] It's not your fault that you're ugly! But it's your fault if you come out and scare people!
Thirteen: [playful words] to give you a holiday on the pleasure, to give you a little sunshine on the brilliant, to give you some greetings on the warmth, to give you a top hat on the hair floating? I wish you a happy new year and a high step!
Fourteen: do not eat full which have the strength to lose weight ah?
Fifteen: I woke up and it was dark.
sixteen: I drink water only pure water, milk only drink pure milk, so I'm very simple... the same bottle of drink, convenience stores fast money, five-star restaurants fast money, many times a person's value depends on the location
seventeen: you think I'll just stand by and watch you go to your death? I will close my eyes!
eighteen: [playful words book] boys and dogs: boys twenty like a pug, sweet words often in the mouth, thirty like a watchdog, cooking and washing the most skillful. Source:,Reprinted with permission.
nineteen: [playful words book] think of you when you are in the sky, scold you when you are in front of you, call you when you go to the subway, at this moment, are you idiotic as before?
Twenty: [playful words book] BABYBABY you really beautiful, as if leeks watered; BABYBABY you really cool, as if the coconut wind can not be blocked.
Twenty-one: [witty quotes] Celebrities are addicted to entertainment called love of life; mortals are addicted to entertainment called wasted time.
XXII: The early bird gets the worm, the early worm gets eaten by the bird.
Twenty-three: my name in my girlfriend's cell phone is "he", after breaking up, I became "it".
Twenty-four: Wearing other people's shoes, walking the road of the self, let them hit the find go.
Twenty-five: [witticisms] Are you hungry?
Twenty-five: [Witticisms] Are you hungry? I'm a yurt! --I am the yurt! I'm a yurt! --I'm a sandbag!
Twenty-six: [witticism book] feelings is the Internet, you download me, I will follow you! But I'm afraid you'll suddenly die, so for safety's sake, buy a power supply!
Twenty-seven: [playful quotes] Valentine's Day to make up for the test, Cupid to come can not run, wait for you to go to the wisdom of God, so that I have to be able to test well.
Twenty-eight: [witty quotes] meet you is unintentional, know you is God's will, thinking of you is the love; do not see you when the three heart two minds, see you will be one heart; if someday there is a retreat, at least there are memories. (gang name)
Twenty-nine: If there are no flowers, spring will be lonely, if there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre, if there is no me, you will lose a most caring person! Without you, the bunny would ask, "With whom shall I race?"
Thirty: Boys - when he does not belong to you, let you sigh what is perfect, when he belongs to you, let you sigh what is true
Thirty-one: [playful quotes book] ten million is a good man, a million is still able to, one hundred thousand is very general, ten thousand is a fool.
Thirty-two: [playful words book] your promise my promise added together is the promise of the Internet you give me a beautiful dream, love you not long on life!
Thirty-three: [witticisms] The Lord said that if you want to get pleasure you should say to ten of her on this day that you love her. And even though you are the tenth, I will say to you for my pleasure: actually, I do love you a little bit!
Thirty-four: [witticisms] "four grass" rule: the rabbit does not refuse the nest side grass, the good horse does not return to the grass, the old ox is fashionable to eat young grass, the end of the world where there is no fragrant grass!
Thirty-five: If even you ignore me, I will become a dog ignore ......
Thirty-six: [playful words book] your a network of deep love, has struck my heart; your a kiss (ask) fixed love, has registered the name of the fragrance; your a message, has been distributed gift; your one-night (page) style, scared silly me! The expression.
Thirty-seven: [witticisms] Go with your wife, listen to your wife, and I'll be your father in the future.
Thirty-eight: It's not good to look for me when there's nothing going on, and it's even worse when there's something going on.
309: [witty quotes] little sister love brother love long, foreign meeting better than the hometown, brother's heart sister the same, never negative you love a compartment, the old man a line tethered to the two of us, **** together with even the reason for the lovebirds.
Forty: The greatest sorrow in life is to turn someone else's debt into self
Forty-one: [witty quotes] First-class journalists speculate on stocks, second-class journalists pull advertisements, third-stream journalists write foreign articles; fourth-stream journalists take red packets, fifth-stream journalists for this newspaper.
Forty-two: [witty quotes] Hospital four flowers: queuing up to register, dizzy eyes; doctor diagnosis, the sky girl scattered flowers; drug charges, fog to see flowers; long time treatment is not cured, the cost of medication for nothing.
Forty-three: [playful words book] dancing is too tired to sing is very expensive as well as to come to the same study and comprehension, nostalgia for the campus flavor, to avoid the single heartbreak, mutual firm information feedback, and summarize a few pairs is a few pairs!
Forty-four: Sleep is an art - no one can stop me from pursuing the art.
Forty-five: [witticisms] Broken pots have their own broken lids, ugly ghosts have their own ugly women to love, as long as the love is deep like the sea, the hemp can also shine. (Youth inspirational screen name)
Forty-six: birth, easy; live, easy; life, not easy.
Forty-seven: [saucy quotes] With all my joy, I pray for you, may you be safe and happy in this year.
Forty-eight: the road to see a roar, roar after continue to go forward
Forty-nine: God, my clothes are thin again!
fifty: [playful words a book] love is an indescribable feeling, want you in my every day, I would like to always accompany you, in the life and death, and from now on decided: love you ten thousand years!
Fifty-one: [witticisms] I am a dragon in the sky, sister is a flower on the ground, a bunch of dragons do not raise their heads without rain, rain does not hit the flowers do not red.
Fifty-two: [playful words great] a kiss, two love, three lives, four eyes, I only love you, the sky is long, life a life!
Fifty-three: [playful words book] Where is the grass at the end of the world, to find don't find in the unit. The quantity is not much, not to mention the quality is not good!
fifty-four: [witty quotes]. I'm not going to be able to do that.
Fifty-five: [playful words in a book] The whole family is happy and everything is going well! May every day be as happy as the New Year.
Fifty-six: [witty quotes] The score is not high, pass is OK; learning is not deep, can copy the spirit; S is a classroom, only my meditation; comprehension does not go, music class to listen to; thirsty Sprite, sleepy to go to the discotheque.
Fifty-seven: [witticisms] Wear a hat without a brim, pretending to be a cook; stand on the room to pee, pretending to be on sentry duty; ride a car and fart, pretending to be slow to take a breath!
Fifty-eight: [witticisms] A day does not see the head down, two days do not see the sadness more sad, three days do not see to jump off the building.
Fifty-nine: even the advertisements also believe that reading stupid, right?
sixty: [playful words book] I love you, but I do not dare to say to you, I'm afraid I said, I will die immediately, I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid that when I die no one will love you like I do!
Sixty-one: [saucy quotes] You are my all, the bet of life, for you to suffer hard, for you to be busy for life, but my righteousness is all my sweet pleasure.
Sixty-two: [saucy words book] Smoke countless, drink until straight vomit, drive into a tree, dance floor stroll. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, too.
63：[Playboys],[Playboys],[Playboys],[Playboys], you know? When we look at each other and sit down, that moment is the most beautiful moment in the world, even if I give me a village head I do not want to!
64: [witty quotes] I want to think of you, I want to think of you, I want to find a painter to paint you, I want to put you in a cup, I want to drink water every day, I want to kiss you, I want to think of you, I want to find a painter to paint you, I want to put you in a cup, and I want to drink water every day. If you are a bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup, I want to soak you.
Sixty-five: [witty saying] Things used by celebrities are called cultural relics; things used by mortals are called waste. (
Sixty-six: [witticisms] Celebrities say that mortals live tastelessly; mortals think that celebrities are too tired to live.
67: [playful words] Green mountains and green water from afar, teeth bared from close up! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on this!
68: Could the eggs of the world unite to break the stone?
669: [witticisms] One day I don't see my head down, two days I don't see my worries, and three days I don't see myself jumping out of a building.
Seventy: [witty quotes] I know you, I want to chase you, I can't forget you, I love you, I'm married to you.
Seventy-one: [witty quotes] I'm a hibiscus flower, you're a yellow mud, without the fertilizer of your yellow mud, where is the hibiscus flower of my country?
Seventy-two: [playful words book] If you receive, do not blame, who called timid, did not dare to confess, choose a season, you to love. The mountain alliance, run too fast, you have to be willing, also put me to love.
Seventy-three: [witty words book] sitting on the body of the hat, wearing shoes on the head, chewing socks in the mouth, holding a cell phone in the hands of the son, staring at a set of eyeballs, trying to find fun from the inside.
Seventy-four: [playful words of the book]! OK! It's not good to just focus on the lover is not good home, take the time to go home to see mom and dad.
Seventy-five: [playful words] every day to send you a rose I do not mind expensive, every day to send you a message I do not mind tired, and then there is an afterlife I still meet with you, and then say I love you are not afraid not to make you heart broken.
Seventy-six: buy a computer without broadband, it is like wine and meat are ready but before eating as a monk.
Seventy-seven: [witty quotes] love you love heart too tired, want to think of you want to be intoxicated, one day no see on the tasteless.
Seventy-eight: [witty quotes] I'll take the black pot, you go to death; you come to fight for your life, I'll go with the girl; no fear of death, no trembling, you still have me at the expense of you!
Seventy-nine: [witticisms] Eat quite fat and act quite like a fat head and ears, limbs healthy and strong, with a pen will not be able to calculate the account to buy a computer will not be able to surf the Internet at night to sleep a quasi-pissed bed!
Eighty: [俏皮话大全]万水千山总是情，联系一下行行吧? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get the best out of me, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get the best out of me!
Eighty-one: [witticisms book] parents "hope son dragon" mentality: a singer, two painters, three calligraphy, four dance star, five movie stars, six writers, seven musical instruments, eight photography, nine models, program hosts, people boast.
Eighty-two: [witty quotes] Love your strengths, know your weaknesses, and be ready to forgive your mistakes.
Eighty-three: [witty quotes book] Boys twenty is a semi-finished product, thirty is a finished product, forty is a fine product, fifty is an excellent product, sixty is a top product, seventy is a waste product, eighty is a souvenir.
Eighty-four: [playful words book] The most romantic story has no ending, the most pleasant feelings have no words, only the fit of each other's hearts. My love, everything is in words!
Eighty-five: [俏皮话大全]天苍苍苍，野茫茫，今年的期望太渺茫。 The water is curved, the road is long, the days without money are too long. The building is high, the people are busy, I hate to rob the bank.
Eighty-six: The boys' lies can fool the girls for one night, and the girls' lies can fool the boys for life!
Eighty-seven: the sea is wide by the fish leap, broken drums are people pounding
Eighty-eight: when in love with each other promised to the next life and then tied the knot, after the marriage is often suspected to be the last life of the creation of a sinful fate
Eighty-nine: [playful quotes book] Sister sister I love you, can't help but to come to you, not pay attention to frighten you, the night dreaming of you, swear to have to catch up with you.
ninety: [witty quotes] I want to find you in the hillside, do not care about the mountain is too high; I want to find you in the river, do not care about the water is too deep; I want to find you in the plateau, the horse long gallop road is long.
ninety-one: [witticisms] You are the crow on the sky flying in front, I am the hairy dog on the ground to follow the chase; you are the crab in the sea crawling horizontally, I am the peas on the ground to follow the chase.
ninety-two: greetings do not have to be solemn, but must be sincere and touching
ninety-three: [witty quotes] hand holding the big brother big, talking nonsense everywhere, waist across the beeper, blowing cowhide everywhere!
ninety-four: wife is CAO system, but the installation and uninstallation is very troublesome; secretary is the desktop, as long as you are interested in being able to change every day; lover is the Internet, unlimited scenery, spend money constantly; Miss is a pirated software, remember to use the first anti-virus!
ninety-five: [witticisms] the new life four happy things: chatting to get confidant, shopping meet netizen, cell phone single charge, lover you happy!
Ninety-six: [witty words] Greeting card expresses my heart, the network conveys my love; Southeast, West, North and West to meet, thousands of miles away there is a soulmate.
ninety-seven: You think I will watch you go to your death? I will close my eyes.
ninety-eight: [witty quotes] hold the hand of the boss, nodding and not letting go; hold the hand of the disciplinary inspection, shivering all over the body; hold the hand of the financial, pull up to the restaurant.
ninety-nine: [playful words book] want you want you want to die you, find a painter to paint you, stick you in a cup, every day to drink water kiss you!
One hundred: [witty quotes] It's time for the city hunter to go home, the prey is waiting for you at home!
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