Clip 1: Narrator: Dear audience, friends, have you ever heard the poignant and touching, romantic and tender, heart-warming and delightful, the name of the story called "Tong Pak Fu Points at Qiu Xiang"? This time, I bring you an original story of Tang Pak Fu's "Pointing out the Fragrant Fragrance of Autumn" without any carving. The story takes place hundreds of years ago, when Comrade Tong Pak Fu, the first of the Four Great Talents of Jiangnan, was elected by a show of hands by the people of the village. Please welcome our comrade Tang Pak Fu (with a hand to lead on Tang Pak Fu)
(Tang and his followers on the stage) Pak Fu: (shaking the fan and on the) Peach Blossom Dock Peach Blossom nunnery, Peach Blossom nunnery Peach Blossom Fairy; Peach Blossom Fairy planting peach trees, and picking peach blossoms for wine money. Wake up only in front of the flowers to sit, drunk still come to sleep under the flowers; half drunk half awake day after day, blossom and fall year after year. I'm the god of martial arts and reputation of the world, people love, flowers see flowers, car see car tire, wisdom and beauty coexist, heroes and chivalry incarnation, Tong Pak Fu. I not only talk elegantly, but also excellent quality, can be called the new era of ...... (words to this follower grabbed the answer)
Follower: rice.
Bohu: huh? Follower: Oh no, model. Hey hey, (a bit of Tang Bohu heard the first half of the sentence are very happy, heard the second half of the sentence are very angry) if we say that our young master has talent that have to be punished, then he can be a thousand knives and ten thousand scrapes ah; if we say that our young master has virtue that is a crime that is a crime that he can be sinful ah; if we say that our young master handsome that is a sin that is a sin that is a crime that is ah, he can be heavenly strike thunder ah.
Bohu: you kid dare to say, I beat you.
The following: Hey, master, the calendar says you have peach blossom luck today?
Bohu: You're talking about something, how can you say I'm lucky today? The first time I saw this was when I was a kid, and it was the first time I'd ever seen a kid. (Next)
Clip 2: Narrator: One day, Chou-Xiang just shopped the new Yijia back, on the way to meet the road robbery of a robber. So our Tong Pak Fu encountered the great beauty of comrade Qiuxiang. A heroic rescue was staged, Chou-heung: with a cell phone in hand and a satchel on her back
The robber: followed closely behind with a baby pacifier in his mouth [thieving eyes]
The robber: stop! This tree was planted by me, this road was opened by me, if you want to pass from here, leave the money to buy the road!
Chou-heung: that little girl to give you something, you let me go? [By the way, the phone to the robber / robber put the phone in the pocket]
The robber: wait ...... wait a while, wait a while, I ...... I want to rob ...... rob a color first.
(Tong Pak Fu suddenly jumped out from the side of Qiu Xiang)
Pak Fu: sunflower pointing hand! [plus action]
Bohu: bastard thing in broad daylight also dare to rob things, today encountered my Tang performance count your bad luck! I've been watching the news lately, haven't I? That is, do not watch the news, listen to the radio, look at the newspaper can also know ah, the party educated us to unity and mutual assistance for the honor, to the detriment of others for the shame; to comply with the law for the honor, to the lawlessness for the shame. I despise you people who rob women things, a little bit of technical content are not, reform and opening up so many years, how you even lines have not changed, really sad ah. (fan pointing to the robber), look at you, good hands and feet, do something bad, learn others to rob, how old [back to ask the robber, the robber painfully en~en~two sound] ask you! How old are you? You've got a pacifier in your mouth, damn it! Nursery aunts did not pay you to learn well [impatient fan knocked down the robber / still no answer]
Qiu Xiang: big brother ~ ~ ~ you seem to point his point ah
Bohu: ah ~ ~ I almost looked, sunflower acupuncture point hand [plus action]
The robber: ah, big brother, you can not say it, dare to say that you are surnamed Tang are so capable of saying ah. You and the Tang Monk is a mom born right, little brother no longer dare, really grinding and death is not a life.
Bohu: What are you talking about? [add action]
(robbers down)
Qiu Xiang: just now, if not the son of rescue, I am afraid I will ......
Bohu: girl you are too polite.
Qiu Xiang: gentleman looks instrumental hall, dare to ask the gentleman your name?
Bohu: my surname is Tang, name Bohu.
Berhu: My name is Tang Pak Fu.
Qiu Xiang: Call me Qiu Xiang.
Bohu: Ee, good fragrant name, then please allow me to send the girl home.
Qiu Xiang: Then I would like to thank you, sir.
(Bohu, Qiu Xiang side walk around the stage, pretending to chat,)
Book boy: when love comes, my young master that is really enlightened, the waist is not sore, the leg does not hurt, many years of rheumatism and internal rheumatism is also good.
Qiu Xiang: Gongzi, my home is here.
Bohu: It is really unfortunate that it is time to separate again. In the future, often contact it, be sure to send me a text message oh. I'm a mobile phone user, my place, I'm in charge!
Qiu Xiang: My is the telecom ` Tianyi, ground and underground are covered! I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but I think it's a good idea. (Qiu Xiang down, Bohu is still in a daze, looking at the direction of Qiu Xiang left)
Book boy: Qiu Xiang sister a turn back.
Bohu: Tyson changed to play table tennis.
Book boy: Chou-heung sister two turn back.
Bohu: Yang Guo fell in love with Li Mochou.
The book boy: Chou-heung's sister turned back three times.
Bohu: Monk from now on to use Piaoso.
The book boy: The monk from now on use Piao-Rou.
Clip 3: Narrator: A few days later, Tong Pak Fu went to Qiu Xiang's home to propose marriage (Qiu Xiang and the mother of the autumn with)
(Pak Fu came to the mother of the autumn)
The mother of the autumn: what is the name? Why do you look so harsh? Bohu: Surname Tang name Bohu full name Tang Bohu
Qiu Xiang: Tang Bohu, mom.
Qiu mother: (angrily stood up) Tang white living is it?
Bohu: elegant name, elegant name, huh
Qiu mother: I heard that you have a high talent, learning belly ancient and modern, right?
Bohu: brother brothers sealed.
Autumn mother: a lot of girls, right?
Bohu: That can not, I treat love, that is still quite dedicated.
Autumn mother: that Mrs. I test you today?
Bo Hu: Ah, ah.
Autumn mother: outside the mountains outside the building
Bohu: West Lake songs and dances a few times off.
The first thing you need to know is that you can't do anything about it, and you can't do anything about it.
Bohu: I don't want to ah, who told God gave me a face that can conquer women?
Autumn mother: ah, sad ah! Which ancient Chinese ran the fastest?
Bohu: Cao Cao.
Autumn mother: why?
Bohu: Speak of Cao Cao to it!
Beauty of the world's most famous and most famous woman, the world's most famous woman, the world's most famous woman.
Bohu: Ha, telecommunications. Autumn mother: Oh my God, it's so touching. Bohu, you really pure man ah! Well, it seems that you can withstand the test, you want to marry Qiuxiang, not impossible, but you can not empty-handed, just marry my daughter ah.
Bohu: Oh, so, Auntie, you see, this is the Telecom's latest launch of the Tianyi cell phone, which can be online to watch TV and movies, but also video calls, and consumption is very cheap, the city call is only 9 cents a minute. (Finished smiling grimly at the audience to say the heart, in fact, this thing I did not spend a penny, is my home to install the telecom's broadband, telecom to send me in exchange for the token, hahahaha)
Autumn mother: Well, it seems that you like Qiuxiang is very sincere, in order to coax me this wife happy is also a lot of painstakingly ah, so that it is, choose a good day to agree to the marriage of the two of you. (Finished on the excitement to play the phone) Qiu Xiang: immediately to get married, I'm so shy oh ........ (Covered his face and ran off the stage)
Bohu: God ah, the earth ah, finally let the angel big mom opened her eyes! Xiao Qiang ah (props cockroach pick up), you finally have a hostess! (chased after Qiu Xiang and ran)