The correct answer is: The man's little king was brushing his teeth and whistling leisurely at the same time.
Answer: brushing his false teeth
What door never closes?
Answer: the goal
There is a soft ladder hanging on the side of the ship, 2 meters above the sea, the sea water rises half a meter every hour, how many hours can the sea water submerge the soft ladder?
Answer: the water rises so it never floods the soft ladder.
Which tire does not turn when a car makes a right turn?
Answer: the spare tire
What book are you unlikely to buy in a bookstore?
Answer: secretary
What water never runs out?
Answer: saliva
A man was being chased by a tiger and suddenly there was a big river in front of him, he couldn't swim, but he got across, why?
Answer: Fainted
Two identical brothers were drafted into the army at the same time, they were related by blood and had the same date of birth and parents' names. The company commander asked them if they were twins. They said no. Why?
Answer: two of triplets
There were two prisoners in a jail, and one night all of them escaped, but the next day the guards opened the door and saw that there was still a prisoner inside?
Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner was "All".
What can be used to solve all the riddles?
Answer: Answers
What do most self-employed people in today's society get rich on?
Answer: Mouth
What should be hidden and used in secret, and then given to others in secret after use?
Answer: negatives
A magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there is one thing it cannot magnify, what is it?
Answer: angle
Six-year-old Ming always likes to break the alarm clock in the house, so why does his mom always ask his dad, who can't fix clocks, to do it for him?
Answer: because mom lets dad fix Ming properly
When does the big clock in Times Square ring 13 times?
Answer: when it's time to fix it
What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: Open their eyes
A truck driver runs over a motorcycle rider; the truck driver is seriously injured, but the motorcyclist is fine?
Answer: The truck driver wasn't driving at the time
What man became a father-in-law before he became a father in ancient times?
Answer: Eunuch
Small Li drinking, bumped his face, went home for fear that his wife would know the blame, went to the bathroom and put a band-aid on the mirror, but the next day or his wife scolded, why?
Answer: Band-Aid on the mirror
If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?
Answer: Is this the Earth?
What kind of contests do winners get no prizes, but losers get prizes?
Answer: Drinking in a fist fight
Small Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't get the door open with all his might.
Answer: Just push it open
There is a cow with its head facing north, it turns to the right three times, then backward three times, and then to the right again, where does its tail face?
Answer: downwards
Why is there a hospital that never treats people?
Answer: veterinary hospital
Two pairs of fathers and sons went to buy hats and each bought one, but why did they only buy three?
Answer: grandchildren
What kind of melon can't you eat?
Answer: fools
Why do four 9s add up to 100?
Answer: 99+9/9 = 100
When does someone knock on the door, and you'd never say come in?
Answer: When you go to the toilet
When Xiao Wang was on guard duty at his post, he saw the enemy creeping towards him, why did he turn a blind eye?
Answer: He was aiming at the target
Is the black chicken better or the white chicken better? Why?
Answer: Black chickens are good at laying white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs.
Everything in the world melts when heated, except one thing that solidifies when heated.
Answer: Eggs
Why did the teacher think that a pair of students at the same table did not cheat in an exam when they handed in identical papers?
Answer: both blank papers
What is a product that has the same date of manufacture and expiration date
Answer: newspaper
Who is the person who was born to your parents but is not your sibling?
Answer: self
What word is used all over the world?
Answer: Arabic numerals
Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he dug into his pockets in front of his wife, some of the bar matchboxes in his pockets, the horse tickets he hadn't won, and the photos of his old lover were scattered all over the place. In a moment of panic, he covers something with both hands to avoid a fight. May I ask, what would he cover up?
Answer: to cover his wife's eyes
This ice looks like a sheet of aluminum foil (four-character idiom)?
Answer: like walking on thin ice (like aluminum foil ice)
This letter is made of two eggs (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: faithfully (the letter is an egg)
Wheat's two packets of noodles were stolen (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: 面面俱到(all stolen)
The mooing cow stopped mooing as soon as she got out of the water for a swim (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: courageous but not resourceful (swimming without moo)
A turtle that became famous for carrying a cross (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: a real name (cross famous turtle)
A girl hangs her cell phone on her chest (guess the name of a fruit)?
Answer: lychee (milk machine)
Why do people like to read comics?
Answer: boredom
What is the reason that two people are having a heated conversation in a public ****car, but the onlookers can't hear a word?
Answer: It's a pair of deaf-mutes
Think carefully, what is the biggest shadow you've ever seen?
Answer: The shadow of the Earth, which is every night
Mrs. Kim has always been a straight talker, but what made her suddenly stutter?
Answer: Mrs. Kim stammers when she eats sugar cane
What is the medicine you want to take that you can't get at the drugstore?
Answer: regret pills
Some people often jump from ten meters high without any safety devices, why?
Answer: high diving
What kind of rain can drench a person to death?
Answer: gunfire
Why do people like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: because your feet get sore from standing
What would be the effect of abolishing morning study?
Answer: half an hour less sleep
Why is there an extra hole in the ground after Dr. J does 10 pushups?
Answer: Because he did pushups with one hand
When the tortoise and the hare were asked to race, and the pig was asked to be the judge, who would win?
Answer: Can't say! The one who says it is the pig...
What is the similarity between what two women say and what a thousand ducks say?
Answer: nonsense
Why do some people like to take a shower after a bath?
Answer: Because it's too gross to pee in a bath
How do men sort their laundry?
Answer: [soiled] and [soiled but still wearable]
After going to the bathroom, is it better to wipe your butt with your left hand or right hand?
Answer: It's better to use toilet paper...
What is the most important thing to remember when taking the JEE, other than your pass?
Answer: remember to get up
What does a man plus a woman make?
Answer: two men
Small horse's dad is in the city library (four-letter idiom)
Answer: Knowing the way to the old horse (市图老马)
What's the difference between a new husband and a newly bought dog?
Answer: A new dog is still excited to see you a year later
Bobo man accidentally swallowed $1. Bobo's dad patted him upside down, but he spit out 10 dollars.
Answer: Keep feeding him a dollar
Which number is the hardest worker? Which number is the laziest?
Answer: One don't do it, two don't do it
A bear without a tail is a tail bear, what kind of bear is a bear without a penis?
Answer: mother bear
What is the smallest island in the world?
Answer: Safe Island
What buche keeps going?
Answer: waterfall
September 28th is the birthday of Confucius,so what is October 28th?
Answer: Full moon of Confucius
Wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Yang Peach (sheep escape)
What would the world be like if Chiang Kung (Chiang Kai-shek) were still alive?
Answer: one more person...
There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-character idiom)?
Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤)
Why can tofu hurt people?
Answer: because it's frozen tofu
Is it possible that an ant actually crawled from Sichuan to Tokyo?
Answer: Crawling on a map
A bus had an accident and all the people were injured, why was Ming fine?
Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus
There's a place where you can go in but not out, what is it?
Answer: The grave
The chicken and the goose ran a 100-meter race, the chicken ran faster than the goose, but why did it get to the end of the race?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
Who landed first, a ball or an iron ball dropped from a high building?
Answer: Iron ball
The class bell rang east but none of the students were in the classroom, what happened?
Answer: It's gym class
Why can Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: the car was a taxi
What kind of person has a busy day at work?
Answer: ballerina
Ling Ling has never learned arithmetic, but her teacher praised her for being one of the best in math, why?
Answer: Counting from one to two
What did Christopher Columbus do immediately after he put one foot in the New World?
Answer: Put the other foot in
What is the one thing that people keep eating but never get enough of.
Answer: air
What is the best way to make your eyebrows grow under your eyes?
Answer: upside down
What is the one thing that everyone must never forget before going to bed?
Answer: close your eyes
Some people say that eating fish prevents you from getting myopia, why?
Answer: you've seen cats wearing eyes
There is an old man who lives on the twelfth floor, but why does he never take the elevator?
Answer: Because he lives on the first floor
Which animal did you hit but shed your own blood?
Answer: mosquito
What can be added but not subtracted?
Answer: age
Yo has always been first in his class for his schoolwork, so why did he drop to third this time?
Answer: Because two people scored more points than him
What kind of mountains and seas can be moved
Answer: mountains of people
What kind of books don't normal people read
Answer: blind books
What kind of things don't have tongues in their mouths
Answer: teapot mouths
What kind of officials can't give orders and has to smile at others all the time?
Answer: Xinlang Official
Why did a policeman run away from a thief?
Answer: He wanted to catch the thief quickly
Why does a young man have bad breath when he eats gum every day?
Answer: He swears every day.
Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?
Answer: Because he jumps while standing on the tree.
Why is Ming's eye y nearsighted, but still blurry even though he wears glasses?
Answer: Because he wears eyes without lenses
Dale rides on a big bull, why doesn't the bull eat grass?
Answer: Because the bull is a human being
Da Ming's English is very good, but some foreigners can't understand it, why?
Answer: foreigners don't understand English
What's the best way to keep from getting carsick?
Answer: walking