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All are classic 1. Why does a bat hang upside down so often? Because it has a prolapsed stomach. 2. It takes 6 hours for a train to travel from A to B. Now that it has traveled for 3 hours, where should the train be now? On the railroad tracks. 3. ah brother ate breakfast and went to squat toilet with a big bun, why was only half of the bun left when he came out? He forgot to bring toilet paper. 4. Why do people say that Hairy eats human flesh without spitting out bones? Because he ate a kneaded noodle man. 5. Why does Ah-Di never stop when he meets a crossroad in a military vehicle? He used to drive a train. 6. Under what circumstances does one plus one never equal two? A large cup of water added to a pound of flour will only equal one piece of dough. 7. Why do vampires never drink fruit or vegetable juice? Fear of the cross in the juice. 8. The male crab drank because he was afraid that his wife would blame him, he sprayed cologne on his body and rinsed his mouth before going home, but before he entered his house, his wife, who was waiting at the door, found that he was drunk again, why? Because he was walking straight back. 9. Abi was going to take an English test tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva at Fo Guang Shan would answer his prayers, so he rushed to the mountain to burn incense and worship the Buddha to ask the Bodhisattva to bless him to pass the test tomorrow, but he still failed the test the next day. The next day, he failed his English exam! 10. A man encounters 10 lions on his way home, what does he turn into? Ten piles of lion poop. 11. What do you do when your girlfriend is always pestering you for the stars in the sky? Give her a hard punch, then ask her if she wants the moon 12.What came first, the dentist, or the toothache? Toothworms 13. Cosmetics make a woman's face beautiful, but they make which man's face ugly? The man who pays 14.Wang Jing is a polite man, but when does he not invite people in when they knock on the door? He is in the toilet 15.What is the most painful thing for birds? Not being able to ascend to heaven after death 16.Wang Jing brought 100 yuan to the store and bought 75 yuan of things, but the boss only found 5 yuan, why? He only gave the boss 80 yuan 17.Which kind of people want to have as many children as possible? A manufacturer of children's products 18.What is the last thing a person does before he dies? Take his last breath 19.How big a boat does it take to carry a 5-ton log from upstream to downstream? No boat, float 20.A full passenger plane falls from a high altitude and no one is hurt. Why? All dead 21.Wang Jing, a junior high school graduate, taught himself high school courses and college courses. Self-exaltation 22.What is the difference between the son of a dragon and the son of a dog? One is a prince and the other is a dog's son 23.What is the difference between a flea and a lion? Ever seen a flea on a lion? 24. On January 1, 2000, everyone was doing a very important thing, do you remember what it was? Breathing 25. Who knows best how many stars there are in the sky? God knows 26. In what situation can one mountain accommodate two tigers? A tiger is in love 27. What is the meaning of "a tooth for a tooth"? To pull out a tooth and set it 28.Wang Jing and Wang Jing died in a secret room with only a puddle of water and broken glass on the floor. They were goldfish 29. What food is produced in the east, south, west and north? 30. Wang Jing is ugly and broke, but two handsome guys fight to the death to marry her. Why? Whoever loses marries her 31. Why do only female mosquitoes suck blood? Male mosquitoes don't have inconvenient days 32. What can a coward eat to strengthen his courage? When is the penis the best? Why did Guan Gong die so miserably? 35. Which coin of the same value is heavier in 1992 and 1993? 36. In the second race between the tortoise and the hare, the hare tried his best but still lost. Why? The finish line is at sea. 37. What is the one thing that can't be seen in broad daylight? 38. What shakes, three becomes five, and five becomes one? Fan 39.When a fierce cat sees a mouse, it runs away, why? Chase 40.Mr. and Mrs. Wang Jing have been married for more than ten years without having a child. Why? The birth of multiples 41.Three people **** hold an umbrella, and the umbrella is only one big, but all three did not get wet. Why? It didn't rain 42.Wang Jing was twelve years old in his first year, why is he still twelve in his third year? Only one day apart 43. Why did the dog win the race with the frog? Wang Jing was disqualified from the Hula Hoop Race, but he was disqualified from the championship after he kept on until the last minute. Why? Too fat and stuck 45. Which parts are pens made of? Bamboo, hair 46.Why do modern people become more and more faithless? The emergence of telephone 47.All the working friends around Wang Jing went to the sea, why didn't he go down? Fear of drowning 48.The brutal king told honest Wang Jing to buy a hundred pigs back, and Wang Jing only brought back ninety-nine pigs, why? No need to answer! If you strongly want to know the answer to this question, please leave a message! 49. A horror movie is being staged in a movie theater and the whole audience screams, but Ying, who is in the movie theater, laughs, why? She was watching a comedy in another movie theater. 50. An eagle was flying in the air and suddenly it rained and the eagle fell down. It used its wings to cover the rain, so it fell 51.What is the longest way to keep someone from blinking? Let that person die without blinking 52.What is the biggest benefit of an elevator besides saving time and energy over stairs? It doesn't roll all the way down in case of a fall 93.What dances just after it dies? Fallen leaves. 94 What can carry a hundred bales of hay but can't hold a grain of sand? A river. 95. What has no mouth but makes a sound, no feet but runs all over the world, no hands but hits people with pain and passes away before it appears? The wind. 96. What goes white into the mouth and yellow into the earth? Rice. 97. What has countless leaves but no roots? A book. 98. What runs day and night but does not leave its bed? A river. 99. What can only be used after it is broken? An egg. 100. What breaks and everyone shouts? A world record. 101. What can be destroyed without being touched? A promise. 102.Why does a wedding ring symbolize eternity? It has no head and no tail. 103. What is the least sociable thing in the world? Milestones. They never stand two abreast. 104. What question must you answer "yes" to? "How do you spell y-e-s?" 105. Pandas come from China, tailless bears come from Australia, where do coyotes come from? 106. Why do some people have three hands? 107. What kind of knife is sharpened so that it not only can't hurt others, but also makes itself suffer? Ice skates 108. Why are there typhoons in summer? Because they hibernate in winter. 109. Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because it was called the "I'm afraid it will die out". 110. Why is the giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so high, so it has to use such a long neck to pick it up. 111. Which part of the earth's surface is absolutely invisible to the sun? All of it, because the earth does not shine, so it can never shine to the sun. 112. Why don't policemen wear umbrellas when it rains? If they are not afraid of the rain, are they afraid of the rain? 113. Two owls were chatting and one of them declared that it could go out in the daytime without sunglasses, why? 131. Why is Rodin's sculpture "The Contemplative Man" not wearing any clothes? Because he was thinking about which one to wear! 132. Babies always bawl when they are born, why? Because the nurse who delivers them is beautiful and they are too small! 133. Why does Lao Zhao, who is a regular guy, get called "Old Man" at the same time? The old man is not retired, so others can't upgrade. 134. What kind of woman should a playboy match with? "The woman who is the flower of the flower 135.Dad repeatedly warns Ox, who is still in high school, not to get involved in the beef farm because there are things he shouldn't look at, but Ox still sneaks a peek, so what will he see that he shouldn't look at? (Don't get me wrong!) His Dad 136.What is the most rewarding thing for 12 united mice to do? Bullying a cat in distress 137. Why is it that the richer a person is when he dies, the bigger his coffin is? "It is easier to turn over 138. What is the hard and soft thing that is bigger for adults and smaller for children, and what is the hairy thing that is bigger for foreigners and less hairy for Chinese people? 139. A-hwa asked Man Man to sign, but Man Man refused to sign, why? Because A-hwa wants him to sign in the spouse column of his ID card! 140. If there is only one last man left on earth, and he is writing a suicide note at his desk, and suddenly there is a knock on the door, and it is not aliens, animals or sand, guess who is knocking on the door? It's a woman 141.Tin Tin has repeatedly touched a train traveling at 200 kilometers per hour with his body and was not harmed in any way. He was in the train compartment 142.On the public **** bus, an old gentleman stood next to Xiao Ming, and there were no empty seats around, Xiao Ming has always been very polite, but this time there was no intention to give up his seat, why? A dog fell from an airplane 10,000 meters above the ground and didn't die, what happened here? The dog fell on the floor of the airplane 144. Fat and bright are third-grade students, usually walk as fast, but fat than bright always 15 minutes later than bright to school, fat and did not stay or play, what is going on? They are not in the same school 145. Why is it better to be poor than rich? Happy ah ~ (the so-called poor happy is also!) 146. What is the advantage of being short compared to being tall? The sky is not afraid to fall on you. 147. Who was the fastest man in the Three Kingdoms? Cao Cao ~ (Cao Cao, Cao Cao, Cao Cao, Cao Cao, Cao Cao, Cao Cao, Cao Cao, Cao Cao, Cao Cao, Cao Cao) 148. To catch a mouse~ (Who has ever seen a tiger catch a mouse?) 149. The thermometer fell down, what does it mean? The nails on the wall were not nailed down~ (It couldn't hang, so of course it fell down ^-^) 150.How can you keep a stone from sinking into the sea? Put it on a boat~ (Heh heh heh~ There are a lot of answers to this question. 151. What does a person who dares to throw himself into a river but doesn't dare to kill himself do? Bungee jumpers ~ (if he dares to "kill himself", why tie a rope on his leg?) 152. Why are tickets for two similar exhibitions with fewer exhibits more expensive? 153. A man bought a bottle of soft drink, and when he opened the lid and realized that there were no bubbles at all, he couldn't help but ask the salesman, "How come there is no gas in the soft drink?" He asked the salesman loudly, "Why is there no gas in the soda?" The salesman said there was, but where is it? Once you drink it, the gas in your stomach will come up. 154. A man went to a bathhouse to take a bath, the first time the waiter looked down on him and threw him an old towel and left, but after he finished the bath, he dropped a gold coin, so when he went there for the second time, the waiter was very courteous to him, and after he finished the bath, he only took out a copper coin, why is that? This time he gave the money for the last bath, while the last time he gave the money for this bath.155. What kind of white rice gives three flavors? Sandwich rice, raw, cooked, and half-cooked 156. Where does the Yellow River originate? Heaven. Isn't it said that the water of the Yellow River comes from heaven? 157. A pickpocket offers 50 pounds to a priest to bless him. What should the priest say to get the money without violating his conscience? The priest said, "If God punishes someone for suffering theft, may God fulfill His will through you." 158.When a man is hungry, why does he grab something to eat with his five fingers? Because there are only five fingers on one hand 159.Why does a husband have to listen to his wife when he is the head of the family? Because the wife is the neck 160.What kind of man has to serve someone else's wife besides his own? Because he has a daughter 161.Mary broke a plate, and what did the mother go over and say, and found that another plate had been broken? Mom asked, how did you break it 162.What should you do for homework to make sure there is only one mistake? Don't do your homework and that's the only mistake you'll make 163.Why can't you see Jesus' father in the painting of the Virgin Mary holding the young Jesus in her arms? He was painting the picture at the time 164.When a man went abroad on a business trip and could not return home at once because of business, he wrote a letter to tell his wife, why did she tell him to come home at once when she saw the letter? Because of the scribbling, his wife had to ask him to read the letter himself 165.Jack forgot his wallet under his pillow in the morning. Why did he feel worried even though he had an honest servant? Because the servant would have given the wallet to his wife 166. The husband said he was not afraid to face death for his wife, but why did he run away without her when the big black bear appeared? Because it wasn't a dead bear (death = dead bear) 167. What is the advantage of buying his wife an expensive ring? You can save money on gloves. Oh, it seems to be more than worth it. 168. What kind of egg is born alive? 169. Li spit a mouthful of spit, was fined 50 cents, he took out a dollar, the police do not have the money to find, then what to do? Spit again 170.Spain had six wars in the fifteenth century, which six? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 times 171.How many sides does a box have? Two sides: inside and outside 172. The fortune-teller gave Xiao Li an envelope and told him not to open it without a happy event. On the day of his blind date, Li opened the envelope and was shocked: "How can it be so good!" What was written in the envelope? What was written in the envelope? "Today you have something happy!" 173. What bird loves to dress up? 174. Which sea is the widest in the world? 175. If a museum is on fire and you can only rescue one piece of art, which one would you choose? The one closest to the door 176. What kind of person is the most polite in hospitality? The camel 177. How many apples are left after eating one of the three? Three (two outside the stomach, one inside the stomach) 178. Where does a 10,000-ton ship go when it leaves the harbor? Shanghai 179. There is an enterprise door banner slogan is: "all rely on everyone's love", this is what enterprise? Hat factory 180.What place to teach the secret of gaining weight? Chef training courses 181.You are playing cards, your wife called you home, you said: "the car broke down, can not return!" The wife took it at face value. Why? Because it was said on the phone 182.What kind of person in what situation is considered to be truly self-inflicted? Fruit store owner offended so customers 183. handed in a smoking cessation guarantee, as usual, smoke every day, but the wife can do nothing about it, why? The guarantee is written: "Quit smoking tomorrow" 184. The baby is not sick, but his mother is clamoring to take him to the hospital, why? The baby is about to be born 185. Which tooth grows the latest? Dentures 186.Triangles have three angles, hexagons have six angles, how many angles does a circle have? How many corners does a circle have? A circle has ten corners. 187. What is the "famous but not real" army? 188. What is the first impression of a mute? What is the first impression of a mute person? 189. Apart from his nails and hair, Achang has never had a knife wound on any other part of his body. A slide 191.How can you get double the rest you need? Dreaming of sleeping 192 Why is it said that Buddhists are all concentrated in the north? Namo Amitabha Buddha 193 What kind of person avoids the polite phrase "take care of yourself"? The owner of a photo studio 194. What is the one thing that you want to know very much, but regret it after seeing it? Riddle 195. What is the favorite music of soldiers? The sound of the bugle 196. What happens when a person is beheaded? There is a kind of place that specializes in teaching bad people, but no police officer dares to take action against it and sweep it up. The guardhouse 2. How do you divide nine horses by putting them equally into ten pens and making the number of horses in each pen the same? Put nine horses in a circle and then outside the circle set nine circles 3, Wang is a good soldier, one day he was on guard duty, clearly see the enemy quietly touched to him, why did he turn a blind eye? He was aiming at 4. When will the clock in Times Square ring 13 times? When it's time to repair it. 6. A van loaded with goods is pushed by one person in the front and pulled by another person in the back, is it still possible for the van to move forward? Possibly, this truck is going downhill 13:What is the product that has the same date of manufacture as the date of expiration? Newspaper 15:How does Wang brush his teeth while whistling leisurely? Brushing false teeth 16:An old lady got on the bus, why did no one give up her seat? There were empty seats on the bus. 21:There was a big earthquake in a certain place and the casualties were heavy. The radio kept on broadcasting the situation of the disaster as well as the search for people, and an old man had been paying attention to the report on the radio. Someone asked him: Has the radio broadcast any news about your grandson? He replied: No. Then he added: But I know my grandson is safe. How did he know that? His grandson is the announcer on the radio. 23:Xiao Ming set the alarm clock to six o'clock in the morning, and he woke up at five o'clock, but he didn't know where the alarm clock was tucked away, can you help? Wait until six o'clock, when the alarm clock rings can not be found 24:What door can never be closed? 25:Why do geese fly to the south in the fall? It would be too slow to walk. 26:What's easy to hit? Dozing 27:A soft ladder hangs on the side of the boat, 2 meters above the sea, the sea water rises half a meter every hour, how many hours can the sea water submerge the soft ladder? The water rises. The water will not flood the soft ladder 28:South to north two people, a burden, a backpack, they did not fight or quarrel, and no one to give way, but the smooth passage of the log bridge, why? South to north is a direction, of course, you can pass the log bridge 29:Have there been aliens on the moon? Earth's astronauts have been to the moon. 31:Xiao Ming is always sloppy, he wrote ten letters at the same time, he checked the envelopes and found that one of the letters was wrongly loaded, and his father said he was sloppy again, why? If you make a mistake, you have to make two mistakes at the same time, it is impossible to make only one mistake. 34:I don't know how to do light kung fu, but I can't break an egg when I put one of my feet on it, why? The other foot is standing on the ground 37:Xiao Wang went to a meeting at noon, why didn't he see half a shadow? There is no half shadow 39:When you eat an apple, you feel disgusted when you eat a worm, how many worms do you feel most disgusted when you eat them? Half a worm 45:What kind of person never goes to the doctor when he is sick? A blind man 46:What is the one thing that you can destroy just by calling its name? Silence 47:What comes often but never really comes? Tomorrow 49:Which tire does not turn when a car makes a right turn? The spare tire 50:There is a natural black marble, what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on the 7th of September? Sink to the bottom of the river 51:Under what circumstances will a person be smoked out? 52:Fox spirit is the best at confusing men, so what spirit men and women together? 54:What is the one thing that you can only hold in your left hand but not in your right? 55:There is a sheep that eats half of the grass in a year, how many years will it take for it to eat all the grass? It will never eat all the grass because the grass keeps growing 56:How do you get to the bottom of a full glass of drink? Use a straw 57:Jack should have taken his yacht to the Red Sea, but instead he went to the Black Sea, why? He is color blind. 60:What is something that can only be done by one person? 61:What kind of animal stays up late every night? The panda, you don't see it's eyes all black 66:When do children meet and get alongside each other? 68:What kind of gun shoots people away without hurting them? 70:What has five heads, but people don't think it's weird? Hands and feet 71:What has a tail that grows at night? Meteors 72:What letter of the alphabet do most people like to listen to? CD 73:When an airplane is flying in the sky and suddenly runs out of fuel, what is the first thing to fall down? Fuel gauge pointer 74:What is the thing that gets bigger the more angry you get? Temper 78:A hungry cat walks past a fat mouse, why does the hungry old cat continue its way without even looking at the mouse? Blind Cat Meets Dead Mouse 80:Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to turn around, walk around or look in the mirror, can they see each other's faces? Of course they can, they are standing face to face 82:If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid to hear? Is this the earth 83:Are black chickens better or white chickens better? Why? Black chickens, black chickens lay white eggs, white chickens don't lay black eggs 84:When you come home in the middle of the night only to realize that you forgot your keys and no one else is at home, what is your greatest wish? What is your biggest wish? 85:What is the benefit of having black hair? No fear of tanning 86:If the end of the world is tomorrow, why do people want to commit suicide today? To take their place in heaven 88:Why is a bottle of medicine labeled as highly poisonous harmless to people? As long as you don't drink it 91:What is the difference between the feeling after being bitten by a crocodile and after being bitten by a shark? No one knows. 92:When does a clock not move? Clocks don't go in the first place 93:Innate means genetically inherited from your parents, what is acquired? The day after tomorrow 97:Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor? She can't sit on it.106:What's the one thing that doesn't scare you from the rain when it's raining? A raincoat or an umbrella 112:There was a truck without any lights on speeding along a dark highway, it was still raining, there was no lightning, no moonlight and no streetlights; just then a blind man dressed all in black crossed the highway! In the nick of time, the driver of the automobile braked urgently and averted a vicious accident. Why was this so? The dark road was the color of the highway, and it was daytime 118:A man jumped to his death from a fifty-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground, so why wasn't he killed? He was already scared to death in mid-air 119:There was a master who was very good at martial arts, he went out on a rainy day without any rain protection, his whole body was drenched, but his hair wasn't wet at all, how come? He is a monk without hair.