Can anyone give me some hiatus, couplets, ancient poems and riddles and jokes about Chinese character harmonization?

1. Character riddle: Harvest is in sight - draft

Character riddle: Woodpecker - lord

Character riddle: Joy on the brow - sound

Character riddle: A black dog, not barking or growling - Silence

Crossword Puzzle 1

A little man coloring on the head, the bull's head is strong and powerful people lead away, with eyes can not be seen, the third night is less a night, the swan flew away the bird does not return! Guess the five-letter sentence.

Anagram 2

Rubbing the earth for the grave to walk on the word, thirty-one or twenty-seven, writing to leave an apostrophe, crooked head and brain pretending to look like, really less than two points there are still people, two people walking on the road an inch of the day, slipped half of how to look at it, after all, is still quite a person with a heart! Guess the eight words in a sentence.

Crossword 3

Dressed up. Play a daily life phrase (1. You hurt me

2. This world is not worth staying

2. Harmonized class hysteria

Mother's many sisters -- suspicious (Auntie)

The pallet on the stage -- not to be (Cloth Castle)

Whips on the stage -- Plus Size (Fake Horses)

Fire in the Hall of the Goddess of Mercy -- Wonderful (Temple Disasters)

Sun monkey sits in the Golden Palace -- not like a benevolent ruler

Longevity star shoots at a target -- an old accent

Longevity star plays the pipa -- an old story

Wheat straw blowing on the fire -- cheap

Running a horse in the alley -- difficult to get out of the problem

Pulling the beard to cross the river -- excessive modesty (pulling the beard)

The bell pulling to the middle of the air -- 空想(响)

抓蜂吃蜜 -- 恬(甜)不知耻(刺)

护国寺买骆骆骆 -- 沒那事(市)

花椒掉入大米里 -- 麻烦(饭)了

苍蝇飞进牛眼 -- 找累(泪)吃

豆渣贴門神 -- 不沾(粘)

The bean dregs stick to the door god -- 不沾(粘)

Bean curd firewood on fire -- in a hurry

Bean curd dries up and cooks meat -- in portions

Bean curd milk cooks food -- where is the salt

Two families hoeing -- not caring about hiring people

Two hundred dollars' worth of peanuts -- have to be refuted

Two hands holding a birthday peach -- have a good reason

Two horns blowing to one tune -- wanting to

Two horns blowing in the same tune -- think (ring) together

Dry phantom worshipping the night fork -- try to see ghosts

Bamboo shoots outside the garden -- nephews

Men not beating their wives -- good fortune (husband and wife)

Showman making a poem -- two hands (first)

Bald man taking off his hat -- the first place (Ming Ming)

The girl of the He family given to the Zheng family -- just right (Zheng He's family).

The boat in the stomach -- an insider

The turtle measuring rice -- what a sound

Smoke in the rice pot -- confused

Mosquito incense under the bed -- no more

Frozen tofu -- hard to deal with

Hot beans in a cold pot -- the more noisy the frying, the colder it gets

The God of the Stove -- the more he is, the more cold he gets

The God of the Stove: the God of the Stove: the God of the Stove is the God of the Stove.

The God of the Door on the God of the Stove -- Words (paintings) in words (paintings)

Sandstone hitting green stone -- Solid (stone) hitting solid (stone)

Boat on the beach -- Stranded (up) shallows

Cow without horns -- False scolding (horse)

Harmonious Couplet

Harmonious category. Utilizing the homophones of Chinese characters, the meaning of this character is reached by the sound of this character. For example, a father-in-law gave a couplet to his future son-in-law:

What is the lotus root? His son-in-law said:

There are apricots (fortunate) do not need plum (matchmaking).

Another example is:

Two boats running in parallel, the yacht speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as the sail (Fan Kuai);

Eight voices playing together, the flute is clear (Di Qing) is difficult to compare with the Xiao and the Xiao He (Xiao He). The inlays are all ancient names.

Harmonic jokes

One day with a foreign friend to eat dumplings

Pretty service lady came to ask.

My friend, who never misses a chance to practice his Chinese,

surprisingly said, "How much is "sleep"?

The lady was embarrassed and angry,

and I quickly explained that he was asking how much the dumplings cost.

.....

The dumplings were served and I asked him if he wanted mustard.

He called the lady again and asked if there was a program.

The lady quickly said, "Yes, what kind of program would you like?"

"Just the yellow ones..."

#@$#@$#%^&*^!

Harmonized poems

For example, "The wind and the moon on the willow bank" (Liu Yong's "Yu Lin Ling"), "I heard the broken willow in the flute, and have not seen the colors of spring" (Li Bai's "Under the Plateau"), and "The qiang flute has no need to complain about the willow. The spring breeze does not pass through the Jade Gate" (Wang Zhihuan's "Liangzhou Lyrics"), and "In the past, I went back and forth, and the willows are still clinging to me" (Poetry - Caiwei). There is also a song "Folding the Willow Branch" in "Drumhorn Blowing Song" of the Northern Dynasty, with the lyrics: "Getting on the horse does not catch the whip, but bends the willow branch. Dismounting from the horse and playing the flute, I am worried about killing the guests on the way."

From this, we can understand that the "willow" in the ancient poem has a special meaning. The soft, graceful, wind-swinging "willow" and "stay" harmonize, in addition, the ancients also have the custom of folding the willow to send off, which can easily be derived from the "willow ---- Stay - farewell - reluctant to part" level up. It reminds people that once the parting person sees the willow, he will remember the scene of reluctance to part, and the scene of giving the willow to bid farewell will emerge, and his heart will surge up with a strand of sadness. In this way, the word "willow" in the poem implies the meaning of "cherish the goodbye and miss the distance" is easier to understand.