2: Your louder voice does not cost electricity!
3: later scattered all don't go, eat to go - who go who pay.
4: The comedy is good! Slam the ugly, patchouli.
5: The old man left behind the traditional comedy total **** more than a thousand paragraphs, after our actors these years of continuous efforts it, up to now, there are still more than four hundred paragraphs left. There are still three hundred paragraphs not allowed to say, there are still 100 paragraphs and the construction of a harmonious society is in conflict .
7: live in a house full of holes, a rain counted on the pro life: outside the small rain in the house in the rain, outside the heavy rain in the house storm, sometimes the rain is really too big, the whole family on the yard to avoid the rain.
8: If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury.
9: Everyone is willing to listen to ah, is willing to listen to ah, or is willing to listen to ah, I will never force.
10: This buddy robbed the bank to drive on the North Third Ring. Five-thirty in the afternoon! The police arrived at the time on the road blocked is porcelain.
11: Your shameless look is very much the charm of my year.
12: Ah? You do not know me? I'm an artist! I've been an artist for over a week.
Guo Degang: Hey, how do you tear the photo ah? You don't agree with it, why did you tear it up, I still keep it to avoid the evil spirits!
15: From now on, I eat lobster no longer on the cake.
16: If the grenade is a dollar six, I first threw you a hundred dollars, if the law does not care, I would have killed you!
17: This young man looks, the face blocked with an actor like ......
18: Well! This airplane is just like a Daihatsu, with a glass shaker!...... I don't want to see you in a Daihatsu, but I don't want to see you in a Xiali. ...... Tianjin has no more Dafa, and all of them are going to the United States. ...... Flying to the US for half a year and adding more than 40,000 tons of gas.
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23: the day is cold, sent you a coat, the post office said too heavy, I put the buckle hinged down in the pocket, you sew it
24: Paris ... Did you know that there is a zoo in Paris? The zoo is across the street... Hey... There's a clothes shop across the street from the zoo... You can't say you're buying clothes... You have to say you want it...
27: "Today said this story ah, not far from now, there are old people at home can go back and ask - in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States period ah ......"
28: Flight 9014, from playing Xizhimen to Daxing Huangcun, the fare is 5 yuan, please board. You say how interesting it is. Stewardesses stand there have to shout, fast on fast on have a big seat, have a big seat. I'm sure you have a big seat!
30: old trees and crows, small bridges and flowing homes. Ancient road west wind thin horse, the setting sun, broken hearted people ...... in the hospital,...... intestines are broken still do not go to the hospital! ...... I am the first master of tampering with Tang poetry and Song lyrics.
31: law-abiding toward sorrow, strong beams night and night song, detrimental to people riding horses and mules, upright and fair to starve. Repairing bridges and roads blind, murder and arson children, I went to the West to ask my Buddha, Buddha said: I can not help!
32: "The light of the moon in front of the bed, suspected that the ground is frost, raise your head and look at the moon, (snap! I am called Guo Degang. I'm very pleased to see that there are many people here, thank you for coming. Don't leave the theater later, let's eat. Whoever goes pays. Twenty for the comedy, sixteen thousand. Laugh again plus money."
33: "We are in love with TV comedy. Why? It's good to say ah! The assistant director arranged for someone to lead the applause. Once on stage, 'today', wow - (thunderous applause), 'the two of us', wow - applause , 'for everyone', wow - a round of applause, 'say a phase', wow - the 'Sound', wow. (The jokester: one word at a time!) 'Say it badly', wow--. I don't think it's a good idea to applaud. You see how good it is today, not a single applauding."
35: "I am a rich man. Today's backstage, I drove here, they are walking to come, Tianjin, the old gentleman, playing last Tuesday went out. But my car ah, recently a little problem, speed a little slow. At first, I thought the carburetor was broken, a check ah realize, is the footpegs fell off ......"
37: I that gun where to go? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on the way to the next level.
On your such enough to shoot five minutes, such a caught all the first crash after asking.
38: Hooligans will martial arts, no one can block! Scientists will be martial arts, even the hooligans can not stop!
39: It can take the life of the pro!
45: I want to commit suicide, intend to jump off the building, this jumping I have studied, the 2nd floor and the 20th floor is not the same, the 2nd floor is "snap! Ah~~", 20 floor is "ah ~~~~ snap!"
46: Hearing the news of your father's death, neighbors cried into a piece: "Such a good man ah, die late!"
47: Midnight more than twelve o'clock, two old men bare ass on the street, but also Li Jing still wear a glasses - if then wear a mask counts three-pointed.
48: down two nurses, how beautiful ah: one meter seven tall, even sideburns beard, a slap wide protection heart hair.
49: Yu Qian's father - Master Wang.
50: Li Jing has a cousin, wearing high-heeled shoes tiptoe can walk to the bottom of the Xiali to go, look too shabby ah, her that photo pasted on the door to avoid the evil spirits, pasted on the bed contraception.
51: Have you ever seen which triad is still tattooed with Crayon Shin-chan?
52: I still don't know you? I'm not sure if I know you, but I know that you're a drunkard when you're drunk, you're a fan when you see the world, and you've forgotten your words when you're rich. You only have one good point, once you see a big woman's eyes will become digital.
53: "Single Dagger Club" everyone knows, Liu Guanzhang Peach Orchard three knot righteousness, the three brothers a head kowtowed to the ground with the pro-buddy, and then the three brothers on the protection of the Tang Monk in the West to get the scriptures to go. The story of the "Dream of the Red Chamber" has this story.
54: The comedy is made up, this is true.
55: We all drove back to Beijing, Mr. Yu, who has a higher status than us, saw us driving, looked down on us, and pedaled his own bicycle back.
54: The old man sweating these days, a smell of this armpit are cumin flavor.
55: Our situation is not the same as yours - we all have fathers
59: Guo Degang: looking at your father like this, I'm not in the heart. I grew up with the old man and watched him grow up. Now he is sick like this, my heart can be the flavor.
Yu Qian: Yes.
Guo Degang: Alas ...... (pointing) old master, you also have today.
62: You have not seen my daughter-in-law, beautiful! Big tall, big face plate, heavy eyebrows big eyes black brilliant. She is not bearded, to have a beard with Zhang Fei like.
64: This airplane is also burning diesel.
65: the White House door stood twenty people, there are men and women, get the pockets are ready - reporters ah! I have to pay attention to speak, do not be caught by them what handle, lose the face of the Chinese. Down the road, the gang all over: "Master to disk?
"Sell the disk! You say the White House Bureau of Cultural Affairs are dry to eat.
Inside the White House, a rockery, below a banner: family planning, everyone is responsible.
67: One day the master went down the mountain to go bouncing. Inadvertently ran into his young confidante's daughter, from the moment he saw her, the master knew that his jianghu career is over. Doomed to leave these white as snow to go as the wind of the day, the old man to the age of eighty years old resolutely put on a wig to return to secularism to go.
69: Tieling to the United States is still a few stops away!
70: There are four dishes on the table, open the first one to see, heh! Really good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth look, a plate of vinegar!
71: There are difficulties to help, there are no difficulties to create difficulties to help.
72: The girl turned around and gathered her four hairs.
73: Walking, hey, in front of the children out of a question mark, Liu Bei a jump "thumping flute flute flute". Hey, out of a mushroom, eat the mushroom, Liu Bei grows. Going forward, there is another one, a question mark, a touch, out of a flower, after eating the flower, Liu Bei raised his hand, "Dudu Dudu Dudu Dudu" can shoot bullets! With thorns that wangzhi came ......
78: the original will talk ah, I thought it was blind.
79: Guo Degang: "Your grandma said to your mom: 'Jinlian, you have to go.' Yu Qian: "Ah." Guo Degang: "What's your hurry, I haven't said your grandma's surname is Pan."
80: a few inhumane hooligans in the moonlight to turnip Li's cousin to insult, the moon came out a few hooligans hand in hand to surrender to go.
81: People do something good always want to let the ghosts and gods know, do something bad always let the ghosts and gods do not know, we are too let the ghosts difficult.
83: Guo Degang: I want to steal the Terracotta Warriors out of the two to Yu Qian and his father paste on the mud on the shelves, and then the Terracotta Warriors washed clean and written on the eight honors and eight shames to the Panjia round sold.
Yu Qian: You have the ability to sell this real thing as a fake.
84: the big cake rolled steamed buns with rice to eat, the international big players in the morning to eat fried liver, noon to eat halogen boiled fire, stewed leaven at night
Yu Qian: this international big players are also enough shame.
85: Pull the clothes apart, a slap wide protection of the heart hair, the chest is also tattooed with two banded fish.
86: Guo Degang: mummies also count?..... Hey, Yu Qian, you idle it, I wrapped you in white cloth lying there how
Yu Qian: not. You forget, I and my father in the Terracotta Warriors standing there
Guo Degang: ...... The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
87: the king: this is the fan gang tribute to the monster?
89: the Zhou Lord ah, when I was small, three or four years old when playing in the backyard of the house, suddenly by playing the sky stepped on the clouds to fly a fairy, fell in front of him, he was very puzzled: "This is, this is what bird ah? This is, ah!"
The fairy was very unhappy: "Don't fool around! This child, you have to be very respectful to the fairy, okay? Or I'll whip you, okay?"
The boy was scared: "The street hooligans are scaring me, what do you want? What do you want? I will give you to steal my father's money."
The fairy said, "You're talking nonsense! There's something else going on this time, something else."
90: How many people on earth how many watches in heaven, bad people's watch hands turn fast, good people's turn slow. "Where is my watch hand." "Oh, it is in God's house as an electric fan".
91: "Water Margin" we all know it, this is based on the TV series adapted from the classical literature masterpieces
92: this week it rained 2 a 3 days a 4 days
93: my friend said he helped me to print fake coins, I gave him 50 ~~ he gave me 1 dollar, to where to go to spend the false to, I think two months feel that he is not lying to me
95: chick, give the master a smile, not smile, then the master to give you a smile .
96: Guo Degang: turned out, standing in front of the restroom, I was in a much calmer mood, by hitting the opposite side of the restroom out of a man.
97: old father lying in bed, you are a filial son ah, a look at the old father so, rubbing a little you ran to the bed, only to see this time the old man is not right, in the pounding of gas, there is something to say, and can not say, to pen, pen and paper to bring, trembling in the paper to write a few words, "roll!
100: You're in good shape, and you'll know at a glance that you're going to live to tell the tale.
101: His sword is cold, his knife is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold... This grandson freezes on!
102: Go your own way, who want to say who say who go
104: Three feet Longquan ten thousand volumes of books, the upper body born of my intention, can not serve the country and level the world, I am the husband of who!
105: hate me ah
106: the door is not ah ~
107: this head of the worst! 13 years old killed his father, 15 years old mother pushed into the river, 17 years old since the annihilation of the whole family! Looked at her less than 5 minutes, tears down - "big sister, I think this is a misunderstanding ......"
108: That's your father, I'm talking about your father!
109: I'm involved, you're dedicated, I'm happy!
110: Heaven and earth are silent, broad-minded, who's business is my business, for the benefit of the people, for the community to solve the problem, specializing in helping you, these powerless and powerless mentally retarded groups,
(disadvantaged groups) to take your business as my business, to see who are like my sons and daughters.
111: After my counseling, how many people on the verge of suicide, have attempted to kill, all saved by me.
113: Xuanwu District is a clear day, the people of Tongzhou District good like! Eyes on Fengtai shouted: I love you, Haidian!
Yu Qian: Good! Suburban county heavenly kings!
115: Boss, please you Ya civilized point!
117: If I were a star in the sky, you would be the sun; if I were insulin, you would be hyperglycemia; I am Pleasant Goat, you are Gray Wolf; I am The Apple, you are Lust, Caution; I am Guangyuan's tangerine, you are Sanlu's milk powder; I am Chen Guanxi......... ...(I'm not Cecilia Cheung) You're Nicholas Tse's son, call uncle ......
118: Yu Qian's family has something going on these days too. (head down) their family ah ~ ~ the old man, gone! Hey, not just a few days ago it, December 30, 2006, in the United States hanged ~ ~ ~ ~
Yu Qian: "You wait a moment, that's Saddam, that's not my father"
119: Do not want to be a cook's tailor is not a good soldier!
120: Guo Degang: do you have a big pressure (Ya) force?
Yu Qian: What's wrong with you cursing?
Guo Degang: This is in Shanghai, how can anyone understand this word?
121: Guo Degang: I envy you!
Yu Qian: What do you envy?
Guo Degang: so young to recognize me?
122: Guo Degang: give pressure ...... year-old money!
Yu Qian: Oh, and with me is "Ya" ah!
123: I entered the house, ho! Look at this old lady with hair and spirit! Is sitting cross-legged on the kang, holding this "Jin Ping Mei" ah ............
125: Who do not know Yu Qian, who has not eaten pork
126: Guo Degang: bungee jumping, this is okay
Li Jing: this is not okay, I'm afraid of water!
Guo Degang: afraid of water does not matter, the bottom of a cement surface for you to grind.
Li Jing: I jumped on the cement.
Guo Degang: Grinding a good fear of children to go up to step on the glass stubble, to ensure your safety, 200 meters of culm we tie a 500-meter rope.
127: Speaking of comedy to sell energy, I'm sweating here, you see people do not sweat, people that "sweat" are raising.
128: You have to be willing to die, I will be willing to bury.
129: Carla is a dog, I wrote, I intend to write another Yuqian is a pig
130: people go out to buy tickets to the boat asked: "Titanic?" Yuqian: "Huo this big shot died. >
131: three feet Longquan 10,000 volumes of books, on the day of my will, can not serve the country and the world, whose husband am I? Yu Qian: "What words ah you this is" Guo Degang: "Tang poetry well" Yu Qian "Tang poetry how to find a daughter-in-law here?"
132: (Yu Qian's father) I'll introduce you to ah! At the time when Yu Qian shot three movies are my introduction
133: please director dinner, the director said a little simpler to eat Lanzhou cuisine Yu Qian: "Lanzhou cuisine?" Guo Degang: "to wide strips, to add meat"
134: diligence, I'm nothing more than the time of other people drinking coffee on drinking beer
135: I'll say that the hole saint is illiterate, I'll say that Zhuge Liang is jumping God, I'll say that Li Bai and Li Qingzhao two people with the same last name love! Yu Qian: "Li Bai and Li Qingzhao two people a man and a woman will be gay?" Guo Degang: "all surnamed Li well"
136: want to be rich first take off pants
137: I was 400 points short of going to Peking University
138: this gang of big girls one by one to wear the meat hidden flesh
139: constant and far away from everlasting circulation -Formalin, this bottle are yours
140: Mr. Guo you self-esteem ah we only sell body not sell art
141: there are friends from afar to come not enough for you to have a good time
142: three-meter springboard, Guo Jingjing gave her a comic relief that is called Wu Minxia
143: backward somersaults Three and a half weeks and more than a month.
144: Marriage is familiar to everyone, is a popular amateur activity of the general public.
145: Climbing tower competition, set up a first, second and third prizes, the first prize of 50,000, the second prize of 70,000 .....
146: My watch is old and expensive, the original price of 350,000, discounted 420 ....
147: February 14th Valentine's Day, ooh this day ah, with a lover, with someone else's daughter-in-law are out ah, (someone else's daughter-in-law?). I don't know.) I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a good deal on this one, but I'm sure I'll be able to get a good deal on this one.
148: I that angry ah, scolded him severely: I give you out.
150: I flashed before my eyes the image of many heroes, there is a Ximen Daiguanren, and hobby photography Mr. Chen (Chen Guanxi)
151: Hello my name is Guo Degang, guess what my name is
152: Confucius saint said: good cabbages are letting the pigs arch
153: Find a Go performance artist to perform for us
154: Go performance artist for us
156: I'm not sure if you've got a good idea. >
154: Go everyone is familiar with, horse go day, bishop go field, come go, army commander, eh eh, hula .....
155: my father was anxious, rolled up his sleeves: my mother and you fight
156: sister-in-law prostate discomfort
157: I am a triad as long as you give money to you to do things, smashing people's glass, throw the big shit. However, throwing a turd has to be single plus money, you want to catch a brick and catch a turd feel different (Yu Qian: you triads can be really dirty)
158: I pushed the door to go in: in the future to collect protection fees by the month. "Get out and see where this is (police station)", I was shocked out of a cold sweat ah. (Yu Qian: people let you out good enough)
159; I that fence big ah , one side 20 miles, four sides as long as a big rectangle.
160: I am a triad, you have pity on me
161: I stopped the road walking that woman ready to rob, a question to know is a laid-off women workers, the more you say the more pitiful, and finally I gave her five dollars
162: Where to fall where to lie down
163: I especially hope that everyone to give me a helping hand, you give me a love. I will return you a one-night stand
164: I'm not afraid of difficulties in my dictionary there is no difficulty two words 。。。。。 I wouldn't have a dictionary. There is no word in my dictionary
165: She picked up her slippers and hit me, heh, you take me for Bush.
166: There are so many artists, now when it rains, the artist "oooh~~~~" can come out from the root of the wall. Artists are out with the dog urine moss, right!
167: My grandfather made a very good wine, my uncle is drinking that drink death, and then the coroner's autopsy report a come, said that the wine and arsenic formula is the same.
168: Our family has a lot of antiques, my uncle's slippers, grandma made pickles, my grandfather's ashes
169: I bought a few Tong Pak Fu's paintings, there are beautiful landscapes, Fuwa, a set of five ....
170: I bought Wang Xizhi's handwritten large characters: the same world the same dream.
171: I eat fast, I deceive my stomach: you are full, you are full ...
172: Do not think that there are tattoos are bad people, Yue Fei also has a tattoo it, in the back tattooed with four big words: to this trip
173: in the car side of the change of clothes, some people lying down on the window, the big girl, you look at this, anxious, you always look at the people change clothes so? The woman returned a sentence, you always change in other people's cars?
174: I have no clothes in such a cold day, wearing a plastic suit
175: Wen can put pen to paper to secure the world, martial arts can immediately set the world on the bed to recognize the women under the bed to recognize the shoes
176: Take the sputum bucket frying said innovation, that motherfucker who dares to eat ah
177: Today, it's better than the seventh day of the seventh month, the god bird meets the foreign chickens
178: My uncle used to be a stewardess
179: In the past, the swimsuit, open the swimsuit to see the buttocks; now this open the buttocks to see the swimsuit. It's too vulgar.
180: In the time tunnel shuttle, on both sides of that wire stalks, swish, swish ......
181: Daylight Swan Band - daytime will dare to blackmail you
182: copy and so on Prime Minister - copy the shovel and so on always no one cares
183: The whole family is a bed quilt, masks
184: You're a teacher, a professor
185: I'm a Superman! The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear my pants inside out!
186: 31 Colors Ice Cream Parlor, Brazzaville, Congo
187: I have my ambitions - I want revenge
188: Putting the lack of morality on the trolley, the lack of morality; grabbing the lack of morality a pinch of salt, the lack of morality of the provisions
189: You're not a porn actor.
190: Waiting for the money, sitting in the public **** car also cast real coins!
191: The Leaning Tower of Pisa is not interesting! I've been looking at it all these years, and I've been staying with Zhang Wenshun"
192: deserve to die ~~~~~
193: used to being on the bed at home
194: non-famous comedian "Guo Degang"
195: The four disciplines of comedy are: pit... The first one is the one that is not. The first one is to be a good friend of the family. The first one is the "Crooks and Liars"!
196: In the backstage dialogue have this?
197: sung more than sixteen thousand times the truth
198: spend two hundred dollars to buy a small pig, squeaking water, gabba gabba eat beans, solve the wall thrown over the squeak, guess what ~ ~ ~ ~ dead!
199: coughing is not a single charge ~
200: to the pro life
201: beasts in the mountains in the clouds in the swallow, land cattle and sheep under the sea fresh, monkey head bird's nest shark fins, bear paws dry shells deer tail tip! Shake off your cheeks and ruffle your back teeth. Meals such as the Yangtze River flowing water, like the wind rolled up clouds, just like pouring the earth box .......
202: even fried noodles do not love to eat? You forget your roots ah!!!
203: Thank God for my halibut
204: There are Taoist scientists
205: I do Xing your line
206: This has to manage the meal, 4 dishes and a soup. Shredded potatoes with peppers, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded pork with fish, patted cucumber, and enough rice
207: Say another one, say what? Say something real
208: There is no door that stops him, no lock that stops him, it's the bank's safe lock, he gets a celery and pokes it open.
209: The last time I drank too much, I took chopsticks as chicken claws and ate one and a half.
210: You think I don't dare to stew you, if we have a pot in our house I would have stewed you long ago.
211: Take a taxi... I don't want to take the one with a dollar six, let's take the one with a dollar two! I'm not going to sit in the front, I'll have to pay for it!
212: Under the Yin Cao treasure temple supporting the frying pan, the little ghosts with a steel fork, the just dead people fork pick frying pan, there is a person to go down, there are two people to go down to deep frying, there are also stretched into a quadrilateral deep frying ......
213: to give to come to the forty steamed buns, eighty pounds of pancakes, the recipe for this to fry two books! --- There are many ways to commit suicide, this is too bad for food.
214: I ten years in elementary school, twelve years in secondary school, I was named the most familiar face in the school, the new teacher came to ask me about the school insider ......
215: backstage came a few friends from Taiwan, pulling my hand and said, we like your comedy, but the time is not too early, we should go. If it's 105 minutes later, there will be no car
216: If I hadn't been able to beat you guys, I would have flipped out
217: All know ah! I'm not going to be able to get a good look at you, but I'm going to be able to get a good look at you, too.
218: With the home computer, and Internet users chatting on SM, I have as much strength as possible.
219: general locks lift the hand to take a noodle can poke open, take a packet of instant noodles can poke open a neighborhood.
220: to Yunnan, 'see the folk dance?' I don't want to see it! Beijing also has! 'Have you ever seen it without clothes?' '...... don't wear clothes I know which ethnic group you are?'
222: Come to the penny watermelon, the scale give a little accurate.
223: I want a shark's fin fried rice, with three pairs of chopsticks did not find the shark's fin, can you tell me where the shark's fin? The chef said, I call shark's fin.
224: I haven't eaten for a few days, and I look at everyone like a pancake.
225: As we were talking, the beeper on Bush rang, and it was British and obvious.
226: Their family has a door style, not picking things on the aisle even if you lose.
227: "Dad, I'm hungry!" "Shouting hungry again, you did not eat last year?"
228: I threw the shot put throw can be far, the coach said, people out of the count ah!
229: This brain kernel on the pine seed child large size, open the brain to see, on a bowl of boiled.
230: came to heaven, here building good-looking, there are signs on both sides: heaven about a hundred meters is strictly prohibited stalls!
231: want to eat a burger, wrapped in a piece of paper uncovered to eat; want to eat crabs, uncovered a cover; want to drink milk, buns to get a pull ......
232: I buy 50 good cars - Alto, Alto, Alto! ......! Dart them up with wire and drive them like trains!
233: We got lost halfway, he took out a bunch of instruments, pointing to the southeast, northwest and north needle ...... I said you're all backward, we have to take an advanced approach, throw shoes.
234: people have a plasma TV, I also get a, find a friend to save. A wall so big, Motorola brand children ...... look at the look at no one, the TV out of the sound: you are watching the TV is not in the service area ...... where to say reason to go, this 300 dollars is not spent in vain.
235: people introduced me to a girlfriend, which is beautiful ah, the face looks like a car accident scene.
236: There are two feet long lobster? Sorry no two feet long only two feet two, what a broken hotel even two feet long lobster are not, come to the plate of shredded potatoes.
237: Recognize Yu Qian? Do not recognize! Then you certainly do not often watch the legal time.
238: Guo Degang: people (Yu Qian) that fan, ivory! ...... One side is a character, the other side is a painting. The great calligrapher Mi Nanyang wrote it.
Yu Qian: what is written?
Guo Degang: teacher Mrs., you just from the old line.
The first female disciple Qin Li and Guo Degang
This side, this side: master and mistress, you will spare the old line.
239: As soon as I took off my cotton pants, the spring girl came! ...... piggyback back daughter-in-law's tune
241: I sell Kaifeng dishes, I make him a foreign flavor. Take the first word of the English alphabet. Open (take) K, seal (take) F, dish (take) C, KFC. and then hang up the picture of my grandfather that wears glasses.
242: Guo Degang: I want to sell Korean food, there is a Korean restaurant called "Mingyue Sanliang". Why is it called "Three Thousand Miles"?
Yu Qian: People's land area is three thousand miles.
Guo Degang: That's not as good as us, we have five thousand years of Chinese civilization, he called three thousand miles, I called five thousand years. He is a bright moon, in order to fight, bright to white, moon to the sun. He is the "bright moon three thousand miles".
Yu Qian: You've got people all over the place.
243: Two kids fight: You CCTV, you're CCTV!
245: Guo: (Beijing qinshu tune) That gold and silver treasure price is the highest wow! The time of day is like a sword that cuts people down! The sun and the moon are passing by, and they are getting old! The sun Buddha three golden light on the people boil, (qinshu through the door) (clang a clang clang clang a li a dong!) The story of the people themselves is told!
246: Guo Degang: a famous opera singer called Ma Shenhu Yu Qian: foreigners? The first time I've seen this, I've seen it, and I've seen it, and I've seen it, and I've seen it, and I've seen it, and I've seen it, and I've seen it. Guo Degang: Surname Xia Ni Yu Qian: Blind your mom Senhu? Guo Degang:Hate ---- from August 18, 2009 North Exhibition I word special performance
250: Well, with Weiduo on buddy? Yeah, he's older than me, I'm his buddy. What about him? He's my brother Wei! (The Legend of Jeet Kune Do)
251: There is no such thing as impermeable pants. (You've got to marry me)
261: The sun shines in the face in Holland, and Americans are smiling
262: The prince and princess began to live without shame
263: Miss Guan Gong in the sales office
264: Drinking bubble after bubble ......
265: the next life as a cow as a horse I also want to feed you a handful of grass to eat
266: lost a mess of people know
267: perhaps time is the best medicine, day by day, the third day I figured it out
268: I'm very gentlemanly to go over to a stretch of the leg, "pop" I went over to assist the woman. She said, "Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person."
270: What a coincidence, you also peed on your hand
271: Where do you think I'm bad, I'll change it; where do you think I'm good, I'll change it
272: I took a closer look at her
273: Her looks have already broken through the human imagination, this woman is too good to be true. human imagination, this woman is too recognizable, very postmodern style, quasi Transformers blood.
274: I look at her, "Are you the rescuer the monkey invited?"
275: My screen name is Reject, plus the radicals are more subtle, (what about removing them?) Giant Color
277: Two days ago, I also took nude photos and posted them online, but I didn't expect the post to sink
278: Someone came up to me, drew a circle around her face, and wrote the word "Demolition"
279: She was very upset.
279: She was so grateful that she gently leaned on my shoulder, and a photographer took a picture of her, which was later titled "Ghosts and Goblins". This photo spread abroad, Saddam looked at it, boasted a "beautiful girl, it gave strangled"
280: Yesterday, I dreamed of eating noodles, woke up and found that the shoelace is gone
281: I do not go to hell who love to go down who go down