Funny quotes to laugh all night long

Laughed all night funny quotes compilation

1., Just as soon as I got up in the morning, I had an urge to take a nap.

2., When China is developed in the future, let the foreigners to translate the Chinese language.

3., there are so two words hurt millions of netizens: the beginning of the school year.

4. In chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked: "If your home gas leak, how to do?", answered "Don't panic. , replied "Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down."

5. Play computer play more, watch a TV want to fast-forward!

6., Auntie is like the gray wolf, when she goes, she always shouts a sentence: I will come back!

7., one by one, is not just the beginning of the school year has not finished homework? I don't know what I'm talking about, but I don't know what I'm talking about. I simply do not know when the homework what

8., do people have to be like Conan, there is a kind of go where let people die where the spirit.

9., when sleeping at noon, the auto-reply cut to "and then what?".

10., Master, I also want to go to the West to get the scriptures nonsense, not everyone on the road can meet so many sexy female goblins.

11., the exam, ready to write on the paper full of "Baidu, you will know" angry dead marking teacher.

13. I hope to catch the grand finale of the news broadcast in my lifetime.

14., I would have liked to give life a kiss, and the reality has given me two slaps, you say in return, I can not kick him a foot?

15., Ching Ming Festival, this year's students put a vacation is really not easy, and even vacation are to dip the light of the old ancestors.

16. You have the good sense to lie, how dare I have the good sense not to believe?

17. The rich girl: Have you seen the brand name? I have learned pinyin, read "donkey", right?

18., the old man, can not we retire. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that. You still hold the one that you have held, and how many families have been ruined by the third child, do you know?

19., I have always had a doubt in my mind, 5 years, 5 years, gray wolf are eating what survived?

20., the car road before the mountain must be road, there is a road I can not brake.

21. Explanation is to cover up, cover up is not honest, not honest is not cleaned up ~!

22., Do you know why Little Three cried? Because the little four came back! Do you know why Junior cried? It's because the oldest is back...

23., If not for the teacher said not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

24., a man forgot to take the money, so eat and put the bill on the counter on the way out, the cashier took the bill and shouted: sir, your bill! The man turned around and smiled: it's your bill

25., when I have money later, I must buy 700 million cups of fragrant Peopeo, to see if I can go around the world twice.

26., Tencent's "is entering", how many people gave hope, and how many people were disappointed.

27., "especially hard" this five words, I thought about it, I only did the first four.

28. Finally, I know why you eat Oreos and lick them first, because then no one will grab them with you.

29., Last year I planted a bunch of girlfriends in the backcountry. In the fall, the knot was a mountain of green hats.

classic funny quotes 30 _ too funny

1, a serious patient to find a famous doctor to see, the nurse said to him: the doctor's schedule is full, at least three weeks before your turn. What? Three weeks? The patient screamed, maybe I won't live to see him! Oh, that's okay, the nurse said, you can ask your family to cancel the appointment for you.

2. My son is in his first year of college, and I have a date with a child to play at my house this weekend. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it, and I'm sure I'll be able to do it. I said not to it, a bunch of kids to, you so open. My wife said, "You don't understand, maybe there will be your future daughter-in-law among them"! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure I'll be able to!

3, Xiao Liang was very naughty, ran to the neighbor's orchard to eat strawberries, and was found. The neighbor's aunt asked: What's your name? I'm going to tell your parents! Xiao Liang said with a calm demeanor: No need, my mom and dad know what my name is.

4. Teacher: Our school will switch to all-English teaching from next semester. A student: Wow! We will not understand. Teacher: Don't worry about not understanding, learning a language is to listen more, you listen to me speak English every day, time will naturally understand. Student B: But I listen to my dog barking every day, and I don't know what it's saying.

5, a day of class, a student deserted, the teacher saw, want to make things difficult for the student. Teacher: What shape do you think the earth is? Student: round. The teacher was not willing, and asked: why is the earth square? Student: I'll listen to you, teacher! You say so! If you say it's square, it's square.

6, a female colleague is seven months pregnant, I do not know why I can not eat meat, even fried eggs to eat feel fishy. Go to the hospital retesting and was reminded by the doctor to eat more meat, or after the child was born malnutrition is very troublesome, and then the doctor paused for a few seconds after whispering to her: is not the mother-in-law is not too good to see you. The girlfriend truthfully said: No, just can not eat meat, eat a nausea. The doctor listened to the flabbergasted for a moment, and then said to her: you're not pregnant with that Tang Sanzang it.

7, Xiaoming has always been proud of his father is a great engineer. One day, he met Xiaohua. So he talked to Xiaohua. Xiao Ming said to Xiaohua:Do you know the Himalayas? Xiaohua said: Yes. Xiao Ming said:My father built it. Hey, hey, hey. At that time Xiaohua was speechless. He thought for a while. He said: Do you know the Dead Sea? That is my father killed.

8, housemates have a 12-year-old sister, fat hoo-hoo summer heat, always sweating, when she was sweating, go out and catch the chicken, because a chicken, chicken is crazy stirring wings, her sister said, the wind can be big, can be cool

9, the school organizes a spring excursion, the teacher said: this spring excursion to the collective activities, can not be like the last time, two by two in the same, I'm sorry to say that you, this time to at least ten people together! Sorry to say you, this time to at least ten people together! Spring tour day everyone performed very well, suddenly saw Zhang San covering the stomach called: who still go to the toilet, we have organized nine people ah!

10, my cousin's daughter is a graduate student working in Shanghai, this year has been 31 is still single. A matchmaker in her hometown introduced her to a young man who said he was particularly handsome, and is engaged in music. Then my cousin came back on vacation to see a blind date, is a rural red and white wedding blowing suona old bachelor, angry face are green

11, yesterday afternoon, accompanied by daughter-in-law shopping, she suddenly asked me: I and your ex-girlfriend who has a good body? I am pondering, suddenly behind a buddy decisively answered: hello! We turned around in horror, and it turned out to be a strange buddy. He was probably scared by the expression on our faces, and said in a trembling voice: Hello please ask how to go all the way to eight

12, the doctor comforted the patient, said: please believe me, you have nothing wrong. You need fresh air, I suggest you take more walks and walk around. What do you do for a living? Letter carrier, doctor. The patient replied.

13, the pre-test mobilization when the math teacher drank a little wine on the podium, said: teaching is a grand crush, you go to great lengths to love a group of people, and in the end only touched themselves. It's true that students have abused me a thousand times, and I treat students like my first love. The period is not yet over, once afraid of their own one person test is not good, now afraid of a group of people test is not good students, if you do not give up, I will live and die together, if you give up on yourself, I can not do anything about it. The class applauded the teacher you have just lost your love, right?

14, a woman, a few days ago we dined together, she moped, asked her why, she said: I think I should find a boyfriend. I: stop, big sister, you are not claiming to be single all the time? She said: I got into a fight with some hooligans last week and broke my cell phone. Me: So you think if you get a boyfriend, you won't have to fight with your own hands and you won't break your cell phone? She glared: I mean a boyfriend, he can help me hold the bag, I can let go and beat those hooligans!

15, the teacher will be sent to the students after the examination paper, parents are required to sign. Student Xiaomeng asked: Teacher, is it to let mom and dad sign, or let grandparents sign? The teacher said: your family who talk a lot, let who sign. Xiaomeng heard, murmured: so, only let me to sign.

16, the patient: I recently super forgetful, just said the words of a turn of the head to forget! Doctor: How long have you been like this? Patient: what how long?

17, a buddy on the road with a beautiful woman to talk to: beauty, you are really beautiful, may I ask what you do? Beauty said: I am doing service work. The buddy said: ah, how I would like to be your customer! May I ask where you work? The beauty said I am in the crematorium to the corpse make-up, when you come?

18, a man teased a child: you are your father or I am your father? The child said: you are your father! The man hurriedly said: wrong! You think. The child tilted his head half a day, puzzled, asked: am I your father?

19, in a neurological hospital, there are two neurological, A said to B; I recently wrote a book, you read it? B answered: look, write quite good, is the name of the book too much, I can not remember. At this point, the dean came in and said: What are you two doing with my phone book?

20, the bedroom came out of Jack's screams, mom quickly ran in to see, the original 2-year-old sister is pulling his hair. Mom gently peeled off the hands of the little daughter, to the little Jack comfort: she is still small, she does not know that will hurt you. Mom had just stepped out of the bedroom when her little girl screamed from inside. What's wrong? Mom asked as she whipped her head around and rushed inside. Now she knows. Jack replied.

21, a woman just gave birth to a baby, do the month, a group of girlfriends to visit. One of the girlfriends came over and said: Wow, looks like your husband ah! Another girlfriends said: Yes, especially like, especially when breastfeeding, eyes super like! At that moment, everyone was silent

22, one day, Xiaofang returned home from work, her son Xiaoqiang ran to her, proudly said: Mom, I have learned to kill the price! Xiaofang side of the puzzle, asked: how do you do it? Xiao Qiang said: I took some of the waste to the recycling station to sell them off, collect waste of that uncle said a *** six dollars, I said it was too expensive, he bought me four

23, morning commute to work the subway is too crowded, I bought the bread are squeezed flat. This is nothing, I once than your situation is much more serious. What, what kind of bread was your bread squeezed? It's not the bread, I wanted to fart, but I got the hiccups!

24, mom: this girl is so poor! She's lost her dad and she's lost her best friend ---- dog. Betty, would you like to help her give your dog to her? Betty: Oh! Mom, why don't we give her Dad?

25, Sunday, my brother-in-law took his nephew, who just went to elementary school, to visit the Zhoukoudian Ape Cave. He felt that the son of the basic history education, so pointing to the model of the apes asked: Do you know who your ancestors are? Nephew looked at him in surprise and replied: my grandfather?

26, the conductor that make up the ticket, the conductor asked: make up to where? Zhengzhou! There are children? There is one. How old is it? Four and a half years old. Over 5'2"? I don't think so. Come and see if it's over. What? My child is at home! He's at home. .... Old Home? The conductor froze for a few seconds, the feelings of this girl natural dull ah!

27, college composition class to submit a ten-page paper, discussing the meaning of being human. I did my best to complete the homework, and the professor not only rated it as good, but also encouraged me to write for a living. The next year, my boyfriend took the same class and had to turn in a paper on the same topic and of the same length. He asked me for help, so I gave him my old work for reference and he copied it word for word and turned it in. The professor wrote a sentence on the paper: "How's your girlfriend doing?

28, chemistry class, the teacher said to the students: thunder, the oxygen in the air will be generated by the gas ozone has a bad smell. A Jesus Christ students suddenly realized, said: No wonder people say that thunder is God's fart, so it is true!

29, the matchmaker said to the girl: the young man is really good, strong body, like the wild survival, camping activities, and also have chest hair girl to the matchmaker said: that that that he can walk upright?

30, a quarrel with the same table, both are very unhappy, the class when the phone vibrated, open a look, it was sent by the same table sorry I was moved to prepare to return to his text messages, the results of this 2B immediately raised his hand and said: Teacher, he played with the phone in class.

30 classic funny quotes_laughed the day

1, one day I saw a buddy and said to him: buddy, your jeans are broken still wear out? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new pair of jeans. I looked at his exposed chrysanthemums, thought city people really will play

2, a buddy is a car rental company, one day at noon to his company to turn around, I asked him: every day to rent a car to other people, have encountered strange guests? The goods looked at the yard, said: that person early in the morning to rent a car, and now not pour out.

3, yesterday morning at three o'clock, LZ home from work, the road encountered a wonderful woman lying on the ground, and also wearing a special exposure, a look at the nightclub know that work, and also drunk, I think I have the opportunity to go up to help a hand, leaning on the beautiful girl turned her head and spit me all over. I've been thinking, is she drunk or look at my looks spit.

4, the night and friends after drinking, I took a taxi home, just on the cab, the driver asked me: young man, are you drinking? I was a little surprised: Yo! Master you this nose enough spirit, have smelled the smell of alcohol on my body? The driver said: smell your sister ah! You come down from the top of my car first!

5, early this morning, my girlfriend pampered me: dear, people's Apple 6 accidentally fell to the ground bad, you see don't worry about me from my pocket took out a Nokia said, has been ready for you, this is not afraid to fall.

6, remember once with a female colleague drinking party, drink female colleague also drunk said want me to sleep with her at night, I listened to a slap in the past, to leave her alone, I think she must want to take advantage of the time I fell asleep to steal two hundred dollars in my pocket, I really did not expect her to be this kind of people, I yuck!

7, brother sitting on the subway, sitting next to a strange woman. Cell phone rings, the mom answered the phone, very brightly to the phone said: ah, I'm not free tonight, the car broke down in the subway, looking for a duck is very handsome, ready to go to the room! The crowded car instantly quiet. I glanced at the big mom next to me, and when I turned my face back, I found that the whole car was staring at myself.

8, some time ago, unit physical examination, a colleague long fat blood vessels are not obvious, the doctor tied several needles did not draw blood, helplessly said comrades, you really ~ en, you really strong, colleagues are very real, doctor, I'm not strong, I'm fat

9, I came out of the hospital, downcast. Suddenly, a fortune-teller stopped me: Mr., do you want to tell your fortune? I was in a bad mood, roared: you count a bird ah, this master with you count! The fortune teller only smiled faintly and pinched his fingers, saying: yes, I count your bird, hey, something is wrong with your bird, right? I instantly worshipped: Master, how do you know? Master laughed: the so-called outside strong, outside strong, inside naturally weak. I asked: Master, what should I do to get rid of my troubles? Master said: You need to be softer on the outside, like a pseudo-maiden! I also asked: like a pseudo-maiden I can get hard? Master said: of course not ah! But when the pseudo-maiden into a little sufferer, hard can not get up can live a happy life ah, then it will not worry! I:

10, graduated for many years, today's Teacher's Day, the teacher I miss you, you worked hard. You teach me the knowledge I have returned to you, you see when the tuition back to me, I'm good to buy an iphone6s!

11, wife: just now in the old Zhang's house, you even drank five cups of tea, you do not say that a drink of tea at night can not sleep? Husband: But, in the face of can drink white fragrant tea not drink, go home I can not sleep more.

12, the doctor: how to find my pen? I want to give you a prescription. The patient reminded in a whisper: doctor, you did not put it in my armpit!

13, four years of roommates, only ate her to the five of us divided into a petal of orange, did not look wrong, really a petal of orange. Eating snacks are never to get to the bed to eat, eat and then get out of bed. Each person in the dormitory charges two dollars for electricity, the roommate said we used her electricity, should not let her pay and to give her money! More importantly... I saw on her camera one time that her family had five Audis! Five cars! Home with cameras!

14, wife: you just focus on watching TV, even the faucet is broken do not care, the water will soon flood the home, you come to see it. Husband: see what ah? In which channel?

15, I simply can not think of what to send a gift to his wife to congratulate her on her birthday, this gift can not be too expensive, and let her happy. Write her an anonymous love letter.

16, a female sister has to have one hundred and forty pounds, every night with the ladies dancing square dance action all sorts of retarded yesterday pulled me to view, and then asked me to dance looks how? I said: I think you dance looks like a little swan she said: really! It seems that I have lost weight ah I went on to say: is a small swan brand drum washing machine

17, operating a fashion store Mrs. Shana recently very troublesome, because the left side of the florist began to turn to the business of fashion, not only store than their own large, and the competitors also played a gas sign here the most cost-effective trading! . A wave is not calm, a wave again, Mrs. Shana's heart of a mouth has not been eliminated clean, fashion store on the right side of the florist also began to do business in fashion, and also played a in Mrs. Shana seems to be a very eye-catching slogan here the cheapest price! Thinking hard for several days, eat bad sleep, Mrs. Shana finally came up with a countermeasure in their own fashion store directly above the door hung a large sign entrance.

18, one day, the old lady and her partner to watch TV. After a commercial was broadcasting a beauty contest. The old man took a look at the red face, got up and went into the house. The old lady laughed: this old man is quite feudal. A moment, the old man came back, sitting upright in front of the TV, just, set a pair of glasses wife's nagging wife: your ear Mo Yan is when good? Husband: the day your throat began to inflame

19, out to meet the beggar looking for me to ask for money, said a few days without food, I just put the change to buy a steamed bun, see his poor points 2 to him, Nima he even said I sent the beggar ah he is not a beggar?

20, today a buddy cut a ball head, and he joked: brother just out of prison it! He looked at me and said: you want to force me to go to jail again? Then I was silent.

21, I eat heavy taste, like more salt. One day, my roommate asked me: what does Pin mean? I'm too lazy to pay attention to him (he likes to ask some strange questions), said casually: is the meaning of eating. My roommate nodded his head as he thought about it, and he looked as if it was so. A few days later, my girlfriend came to the dormitory to talk to me, and my roommate was lying on the bed reading a book. When I talked to my girlfriend about taste, she asked me: How is your taste? Girlfriend words just finished, the roommate will throw down the book, sat up and grabbed the answer: he has always been heavy taste. I immediately face green.

22, yesterday, I drank a female colleague with some wine, female colleagues and I said drink very happy, would like to lean on my shoulder to sleep, said while leaning over to the old man on the spot on the spot anxious, a slap fan over said: Damn, said the big drink three boxes, if who first fell who pay the bill, which reversed want to eat ah, to the old man to get out of calf

23, the two mouths go to buy clothes, the wife in a Thick and a thin dress between hesitation, do not know which one is good, so asked her husband: you say buy which one is good? Husband said: If you will wash the clothes, buy the thick one. Wife laughed and told the boss: wrap this thin one for me.

24, two friends recently bought a new fish tank, and then a variety of friends circle show him to buy fish. A few days ago, suddenly no movement, call him and ask him, he told me that: the day is cold, for fear of fish freeze to death, bought a hot, want to add heat to the water, the results fell asleep, woke up and found that the fish are cooked.

25, Bao adults and show Zhao to play in Africa, met a group of black-faced cannibals, cannibals not only do not eat two people, but also shook hands with Bao adults, while bringing human flesh to Bao adults to eat. Pao adults do not understand, Zhan Zhao said: adults, cannibals take you as their distant relatives.

26, a friend said to drive me home, get on the car habitually lit a cigarette, a friend of my cigarettes pinch off, came to the sentence: don't smoke in the car, there will be smoke. I fucking slap him down, the battery car has your sister's smoke flavor.

27, A: my boyfriend has everything, have a car, have a room, have deposits. B: sighed: my boyfriend also have everything, have a bike, have a rental, have a loan. C: long sigh: my boyfriend is really everything, and even his wife has.

28, men and women like to go to the park together on weekends. One day, and friends blindly turn hoo, tired of sitting on a bench and chatting. Suddenly, my friend pointed in a direction and said: Look, what is going on over there? Everyone looked in that direction, and it turned out to be a couple hugging and kissing. So, one of the friends got upset, in broad daylight and in public, they were making out like that, it's so uncharacteristic! I'm going to go over and say something to him. So suddenly everyone starts talking about what they can say in the past to separate them very gracefully. #$^#%#@ (A burst of lip service!) At this point, I popped up and said: go over there and tell them: add a mouth, okay? There was a lot of wild laughter.

29, coach: relax, no need to be nervous. Well, I'm not nervous, my friend said the test when the coach next to the dog on the line.

30, I was lying in the hospital bed, asked the nurse: love is no more, no more affection, no more friendship, no more health, no more money, I am not nothing? The nurse quickly and gently said: how can you say so yourself? You are not still sick.

A night of growing up heartbreaking quotes

Once there was a point of sincere love, placed in front of me, I did not cherish, and when I lost, I only regretted it, the most painful thing in the world is nothing more than this.

Love is not the most tortured parting, but touched memories, you stand in place still think back to go.

The night of the breakup, I did not sleep, I hope you can see how much I regret

Broken strings, playing the former, together with the route through the end.

It turns out that the right person is not the one you desperately want to catch up with, but the one who is willing to pull you along when you are tired.

Don't try others, or you will know what is called the end of the whole drama.

Willing to accompany you to drive can not be driven away, those who talk about it, you do not have to stay.

The first thing you need to know is that you have to be willing to do what you want to do, and that's what you need to do.

You scum on the scum, you are more than anyone else to see clearly and more than anyone else heavy feelings.

Time it tells us, said words can not count, loved the person can change again.

I chose to leave, but I once really wanted to hug you tightly.

Give me some time, I will forget you.

There are always so many people in life, stunning time, so you can not forget, crying red eyes, but still smile and forgive.

That's it! The song is over, each good, do not bother each other, love and hate at will.

You always feel that you can not let go of a person, it may not be love, it is just obsession and memories.

The relationship is so fragile, you have a temper tantrum, this person is no longer yours.

Some people say goodbye, turn your eyes for a lifetime, instantly, is a lifetime.

Not because of happiness and like you, because you have become the meaning of happiness.

There is nothing to forget, always forget you at a later time, first forget your appearance, then forget your voice, forget what you said, not now, later can also.

People, to a certain age, are with a bit of heart, with a bit of unspeakable pain, every day to live with a smile.

A person's life is destined to meet two people, a stunning time, a tender years.

Even if you are not happy, you have to smile, because if we can't even laugh at such a relatively simple thing, then it's really a failure. Life is not that easy, and everyone is walking with a heavy load.

Life, there will always be unanticipated warmth, and raw hope.

Time is not for people to forget the pain, it is for people to get used to the pain. Sometimes feel sad not because of what is done, but to realize that they can not do anything.

Life has a word called cherish, cherish is the meaning of happiness. People who have experienced hunger will know how to cherish warmth and food; people who have experienced bondage will know how to cherish freedom.

The more you grow up, the less truly happy you are. How long has there been no heartfelt, naive smile, when I was a child, I cried and cried and laughed, and now I laugh and laugh but cry, this is to grow up? I don't want

With a normal heart, accept what has happened. The right idea is to stick to the right idea. The first thing you need to do is to get rid of the problem. The first thing I want to do is to make sure that I have a good understanding of what is going on around me. With the heart of sincerity, treat everyone. With the heart of gratitude, grateful for all that we have.

Anything, as long as the heart is willing, can always become simple. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that.

The world is too big and life is too short. The first thing you need to do is to make it as easy as possible for you to get the best out of it.

The so-called white head to old age, no secret. The only thing is that when you love each other, you have to save a little touch, and when you are in a cold war, you have to know some gratitude.

Anyone who leaves you is not a sudden decision, the hearts of people are slowly becoming cold, the leaves are gradually turning yellow, the story is slowly written to the end. And love, because the disappointment is too much, only to become unloved.

The spare tire is the spare tire, a sentence of not love can give you years of waiting for an explanation. If from the beginning did not hold the most wanted to hold the hand, missed years will become a constant search and will be.

The difference between me and you is that you favor me in those ways, the future will still be used to please others; and I delivered to you those, but can not be gifted to a second person.

The most painful thing about losing a person is not that you just lost it, but that you thought that time had healed everything, but every now and then you are caught off guard by the thought of this person, lingering, and coming back again.

The world is like this, someone chasing you a thousand times, but can not get you, but some people just need to smile at you, so you even rolled and crawled away.

Perhaps we are all cowards. Like the throbbing of love, favoring armor, coveting the warmth of the chest, and like a hedgehog on the defensive. Fear of expectation brings the vicious circle of disappointment, fear of falling in love with a person to the end of days.

Don't be silly, a person's efforts, never be able to determine the relationship between two people. It's not your pillow, and it can't be your heart's love.

Sometimes, the heart will suddenly emerge a kind of boredom, feel very tired and tired. I just want to indulge myself once, I hope to be able to painfully hysterical crazy once.

I had given you the trust to close your eyes and cover your ears, even if the whole world says you are at fault, as long as you deny it, I believe. But you are negative about it.

In order to love, I have also changed myself, trying to want to become the one you like, but in spite of this is not together. In the end, I understand that there is no feeling between the two people can not come together, even if I have become what you want, in fact, those are just excuses.

Those who once had no place to put, full of almost overflowing life of the youth, once gave us how beautiful and extravagant way to modify the life of the ordinary and despondent.

After a long time, and then hot hot water will become cold water, not to mention that you also continue to add ice to the cup.

No one is because of the impulse to leave you, those sad and helpless and again and again to endure the tears you can not see. Just like the cracks in the dam that gradually widen due to erosion, what you see is only the moment of its collapse.

I have never changed, just learned to disguise. I'm not sure if I've ever been in the same situation, but I'm not sure if I've ever been in a situation where I've ever been in the same situation.

It's good that you're gone, or always worried that you're going to go, respectively, after I hid from everyone, continue to love you for a long, long time. Unfortunately, I am just your deceased, not the person in your story, I hope you live well, but don't let me know.

There are always some people in the world who can't be talked about, so why bother too much.

After the breakup, we are strangers to each other, who do not know who.

The first time I saw this is when I was in the middle of a conversation with a man who had been in the middle of a conversation with a woman. The last like into a reluctant, deep love into a heartache, thoughts into a distraction, active into a bitch.

Before listening to the song, listening to the melody; later listening to the song, listening to the lyrics; and then later listening to the song, listening to the story; now listening to the song, listening to the self.

I'm not very good at running relationships, and whoever is left at the end is who.

The sun's rays just sting my eyes, but your departure stings my heart.

Hand in hand one night to cut off, with the falling flowers floating away.

If someone hurt you, please be kind and nice as always, and enjoy life and love as if you have not been hurt. One day that person will regret missing you. This is the biggest revenge.

It turns out that the breakup is, this person with you no longer have a relationship, thousands of generations, the four seas, there are only you and me, and then no us.