Place: hospital infusion room.
Characters: Nurse Yu, or Yu for short.
Ms. Pan, for short.
Ms. Huang, for short.
(The center of the stage placed a table, the table placed a phone and a sign, the sign is written on the "Observation Room", behind the table placed a screen, the top of the sticker a large "quiet" word, the table next to the two chairs and an infusion rack). Pan: (holding up an infusion bottle) It's not that I can't keep up with the times, it's that the world is changing really fast. Now the standard of living is getting higher and higher, but more and more people are getting sick, even the bird flu, mad cow disease, epilepsy, these animal diseases, but also to the human body, you say that the difference between humans and animals! This time, when I had a cold and no high fever, I was told that it was suspected avian flu, which made me look bad in front of the neighbors. Look, all the patients in the infusion room are suspected of having bird flu. It's so hypocritical for Chinese people to speak English and refer to bird flu as NBA! The first time I saw this was when I was in the hospital, and the second time I saw it was when I was in the hospital, and the third time I was in the hospital!
Yu: (wearing a white nurse's uniform with a mask on) said that nurses are not easy to manage the east to manage the west. Now there are patients are also too bad, know that the recent bird flu is fierce, their own cold, to hang water, explained to pay attention to do not go out at will, but also to run around, our nurses themselves are too busy, and now there is one more errand - looking for people. The most intolerable is the big sister Pan, you do not pay attention, I do not know where she slipped away. Hey, where is big sister Pan? The first thing you need to do is to find a way to get to the top of the list. The first time I saw this, I was able to see the woman's face, and I was able to see the woman's face, and I was able to see the woman's face, and I was able to see the woman's face. You're the one with the best voice. Scream as hard as you can, I just can't hear you! YU: (anxiously circling the stage) Sister Pan! Sister Pan!
They're not the only ones who can't hear you, but they're the ones who can't hear you.
Pan: I do not go back, I just feel a bubble, non-said that I am the bird flu, so that my family immediately have to draw a line with me, I was abandoned, you feed me ah.
Yu: this is not for you to check this it, in case it is the bird flu we also early diagnosis, early treatment ah.
Pan: What did you say to what you said to what we all heard clearly and truly right!
Yu: Aigoo, big sister, you really misunderstood! I'm really not cursing you, I'm saying that this bird flu is highly contagious and you can't run around to avoid spreading it to others. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new pair of shoes or boots.
Pan: (unconvinced sitting on the chair) you open mouth bird flu, closed mouth bird flu, you can not call its scientific name - type A NBA Well, save people hear after all with the plague to avoid the same as avoiding me, so that the neighbors look at me with the look of a monster, I can later how to mix ah in the community, at least I am our square dance leader. The neighborhood square dance leader Yu: hahahaha!
Pan: Hm, I don't believe this guy is better than the NBA! The first thing you need to do is to get the best out of the situation, and you'll be able to get the best out of the situation. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products in the world, and you'll be able to do that. It's not easy to say that you're going to drink it, but you're going to have to drink it during SARS, and you're going to have to drink it during hand-foot-mouth, and you're going to have to drink it during A-flux, and you're going to have to drink it during the avian influenza, and then you're going to have to go even further and have to soak the instant noodles in the panna cotta. How can you let other products that remove heat and toxins live and have no face to sell in the market? Why don't you let the chickens drink Banlangen directly? I went to the pharmacy the other day, an old lady said that SARS Tuen's blue root has not yet finished drinking it.
Huang: (carrying a big bag, wearing fashionable on) nurse nurse where to go?
Pan: Yo!
Huang: (put the bag on the table) who said who said who said the bird flu how, the bird flu invites you to mess with you to take the chicken to say things, and do not allow to eat chicken! Not allowed to eat chicken, you let the chicken after how to mix in the poultry world ah, you let the duck how to look at the chicken ah, you let the goose how to look at the chicken ah, this also let people live ah.
Pan: Yo, still a Lord of the injustice, dare to say that your ancestor is a phoenix ah, but unfortunately, is a fallen phoenix ah ~
Huang: rely on the age of the old, change the trick scolding, is not it?
Pan: I dare not, you bring this flu, I can not wait to go back to 500 years ago, a heel over the past away from you ten thousand eight hundred thousand miles.
Yu: (quickly walked up) I am the nurse here, what do you need?
Huang: (squinting at the nurse) Aiya, hurry up, hurry up to me on the needle, and so on *** Dad will also take me out of the blood spell it, what LV, gucci, parrd, are waiting for me to bring them home!
Yu: Miss, you are not sick right?
Huang: you only Miss, you are sick. No, no, no, I am sick, I am absolutely sick, not sick to the hospital to do what.
Pan: This girl is the wrong door, look at this situation is estimated to be a brain disease.
Huang: your brain is sick!
Yu: (pointing to another chair) Ms., please come over to the needle.
Huang: You are here to give me fluids? What kind of joke is this? I am a person of status! I'm a rich white woman.
Pan: even from where they are not clear, but also talk about what identity.
Huang: Listen up! One of the world's top 500 Apple Group of companies former ceo Steve Jobs's good friend Wong Tai Sin, heard of it? - - is my ～～～～～～～～ dad, scared you did not?
Pan: I've heard of Apple, and I know Steve Jobs, but I haven't heard of Wong Tai Sin. More than that, I don't know who you are.
This is the first time I've heard of Apple, and I know Steve Jobs, but I've never heard of Steve Jobs!
Huang: Auntie my life is still hard, but often suffer from colds, I do not know if it is a lack of what micronutrients!
Pan: Hey, this is not simple, lack of heart eyes!
Huang: the attitude of the service here is really bad, do not hang water, go. （
Yu: (joyful expression) Pan big sister, to tell you a good news, a few days ago the results of the examination came out, the report shows that you have just a common cold, not avian influenza, the end of today's infusion can be stopped after the treatment.
Pan: Really? The first time I saw this, it was a very good thing that I was able to see it. （The first time I saw this, I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you. Why don't you tell me, I'll stay in treatment for a few more days to consolidate? I promise, I will never run around when I get the infusion again.
Yu: Haha, Pan big sister, this really do not need, has been examined in detail, you ah, just put a hundred hearts, collect and organize do not forget, your old neighbors are still waiting for you to go back to take them to dance.
Pan: right ah right ah, (appropriate jump two), they are still waiting for it.
Yu: (and Pan two hands clasped) sister, you don't have to be polite, take care of the patient is the responsibility of my?
Pan: Yes, we understand each other, mutual understanding, in order to reduce the number of disputes between doctors and patients, in order to make the nurses work happily, patients comfortable, which can build a harmonious society!
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