Skit for the 10th Birthday of Class 3-4 in 2013 at Embroidery Lake Primary School

Male LW: Wife, I swear I love you alone in this life!

Cai Ming: What are you two doing? This is my place!

Male Dragonet: What am I doing in your way? I'm in your way today! I'm in your way! I'm in your way! I'm in your way!

Cai Ming: Hear that, girl?

The female dragonet: You have a heavy taste!

Cai Ming: Finally, I can be quiet! LOL! (Pan Changjiang appeared)

Cai Ming: That kid!

Pan Changjiang: Who cares who you call a child? I'm an adult!

Cai Ming: It's a disaster for adults! What are you doing here?

Pan Changjiang: I'm practicing the national standard here!

Cai Ming: The national standard? You look like a mouse!

Cai Ming: I'm a person who likes peace and quiet. ......

Pan Changjiang: We don't know each other, so why don't you get close to me?

Cai Ming: Close! The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money from the company, and you'll be able to do that! You're a miniature person, but your heart is still obscene!

Pan Changjiang: (pointing at Cai Ming) Good men don't fight with women! (continues dancing)

(Cai Ming walks up and turns off the recorder)

Pan Changjiang: No, can you stand up?

Cai Ming: Who says I can't stand up?

Pan Changjiang: So you're still in a wheelchair?

Cai Ming: I'm willing! I'm dizzy standing up!

Cai Ming: I'd like to be in a wheelchair.

Pan Changjiang: dizzy you go home?

Cai Ming: too cold.

Pan Changjiang: cold to go hot ah!

Cai Ming: I'm tired of being idle.

Pan Changjiang: You're more difficult to serve this old lady than Cixi!

Cai Ming: Have you ever served Cixi?

Pan Changjiang: Ah! No, who has served Cixi?

Pan Changjiang: I'm telling you, big sister, I've got to grab ten minutes of practice here.

Cai Ming: No way.

Pan Zhangjiang: I have an appointment with my partner to meet here in ten minutes.

Cai Ming: You're the only one with a partner! You've got no eyes, do you?

Pan Changjiang: seven old ladies followed me every day and strongly requested to be my partner, but I was not willing to do so, the face is white, like a princess

Cai Ming: seven Snow White and a dwarf, or a fairy tale?

Pan Changjiang: You're looking down on me, aren't you? Look at my movements! A da da two da da three da da four da ...... Ugh, did you see that? Just this action, popular community gyro dance steps, I invented, my stage name is small gyro! (

Cai Ming: No wonder I want to whip you so badly!

Cai Ming: I said small Luo Luo ......

Pan Changjiang: what small Luo Luo!

Cai Ming: little screw ......

Pan Changjiang: what little screw! Little Tuo ......

Cai Ming: I know! The little tao bird!

Cai Ming: This is my place, you can't jump here!

Pan Changjiang: Why are you so bossy, you old lady? According to you, this is all my turf? (Angry)

Cai Ming: Your turf ......

Pan Changjiang: Ah!

Cai Ming: You left a mark under this pole?

Pan Zhangjiang: You, I'm still practicing here today, so what? I don't believe it!

Pan Changjiang (sung): Mao Tengtao, just follow along ......

Cai Ming (sung): sister opposite singing a sweet song.

Pan Changjiang (singing): Dai Enlai, on you and my love ......

Cai Ming (singing): sister when to let me through you ah your river.

Pan Changjiang: I beg you, can you not make trouble?

Cai Ming: Okay, okay.

Pan Changjiang (singing): Mao Tengtao, just follow a come up, sister across the singing a sweet ......

Pan Changjiang: ah finished finished, this high song I practiced for half a year, let you a sentence of the high me to the river can not climb up!

Pan Changjiang: Hey you old lady (Cai Ming stretched out his palm), how, you still want to hit me?

Cai Ming: I mean you only have five minutes left.

Pan Changjiang: Yeah, yeah, right. (

Pan Changjiang: Look, big sister, this is my grandson.

Cai Ming: He looks just like you. (Pan Changjiang picked up the doll to see)

Pan Changjiang: It is my grandson let me buy her a doll, so that he can play with you for a while, so that I can be quiet and dance for a while.

Cai Ming: Let's watch grandpa dance together, OK?

Ragdoll (Cai Ming imitated the voice of the ragdoll): OK!

Pan Changjiang: hey!

Pan Changjiang: one da da two da da three da da ......

Ragdoll: ah huh huh huh!

Pan Changjiang: no what are you laughing at?

Cai Ming: I did not laugh, he laughed. Good boy, do not laugh ah! Hey, grandpa dances so beautifully!

Ragdoll: vomit vomit!

Cai Ming: This kid is so naughty, let me talk about him! Grandpa is waiting for his dance partner, why don't you be his partner?

Ragdoll: I want to die! Vomit ...... (slammed into Cai Ming's leg)

Cai Ming: What's wrong with this kid? What's going on? What's going on? No more dancing for grandpa!

Ragdoll: (crying in pain) ah ah ah ah ah! Wooooooooooooo~

Cai Ming: Look, you've wronged the child!

Ragdoll: Oooooooooooooo~

Pan Changjiang: You two are playing quite happily! I was kind enough to take a doll to play with you, and you two joined forces to play with me! (Angry)

Cai Ming: You still don't let people talk? The way you dance, it's disgusting to open the door to disgust!

Ragdoll: It's disgusting!

Pan Changjiang: You're an old lady with a bad mouth! A person past la!

Cai Ming: Aren't you too? You're single!

Pan Changjiang: How do you know?

Cai Ming: It depends on your looks.

Pan Changjiang: I look like this still ......

Cai Ming: seven Snow White and a dwarf, this is not a fairy tale is a horror movie!

Pan Changjiang: Haha! My dance partner called me! My partner, where are you? Do you want me to pick you up?

Pan Zhangjiang: What? You're not coming? Why aren't you coming? We had an agreement that you'd be Old Zhang's partner. I'm sure you'll be able to make it work!

Pan Zhangjiang: Why did the deal change? (Taking off his wig to show his gray hair)

Cai Ming: How old are you? (Calling) Lao Wang brother, I, small gyroscope, your thousands of hands Guanyin still lack of people? Great I'll go I'll go I'll go!

Cai Ming: I go!

Pan Changjiang: not just shake hands? It's okay to put me last.

Cai Ming: Can I still see you then?

Pan Changjiang: If you trust me, you can put me first.

Cai Ming: That would be a thousand-handed centipede!

Pan Changjiang: Are you still short of stilt walkers? I'd love to! I'll go, I'll go, I'll go!

Cai Ming: I'm going to go!

Pan Changjiang: How tall is that? Two meters four?

Cai Ming: That's not a potato short of a bamboo pole? I said, you are 70! What's the point of fooling around?

Pan Changjiang: life is movement!

Cai Ming: Wrong! Life is in the stillness! Look at that bastard, how long has he lived there without moving?

Pan Changjiang: Don't look at the bastard, look at me!

Cai Ming: I'd rather look at the bastard!

Pan Changjiang: I used to be a sick man! It's only after square dancing that my body got better. Big sister, you're called retirement syndrome! The new side of the body develops, the less you stand, the less you can stand! Often go down to the ground to grind, the more you grind, the healthier you get!

Cai Ming: The more you grind, the shorter it gets, right?

Pan Changjiang: I simply have no way to communicate with you!

Cai Ming: All right, all right! Go home! There's no one to take you out today!

Pan Changjiang: Yes, no one will take me ...... Hey who said no one will take me to play? Look, the captain of the dance team, Mr. Zhao, is looking for me personally!

Cai Ming: If you're not satisfied, people will hang up!

Pan Changjiang: Hey! Sister Zhao, are you calling me because our dance team finally wants me? Ah, no way, no, that you, you are to give me three months time to find a dance partner, but the seven old ladies who are not willing to dance with me! What do you think? No, Sister Zhao, just let me go. I'll look after the clothes and order lunch! Of course I'll pay for it! I'm on my way. What? You're not home? But this is your landline number?

Cai Ming: Hey, I'm a hothead! (grabbing the phone) Ms. Zhao, you're a bit of a bully, aren't you? It doesn't matter who I am, it's a thousand years of foxes you're playing me what Chatty ah! Doesn't he just want to dance? Then I'll tell you, he's got a partner. Yes, I'm his partner! What? You want us to go there now? We're not going! (

Pan Changjiang: Hey, hey, this seems to be my cell phone!

Cai Ming: Come here, I'll tell you about the little pineapple!

Pan Changjiang: small gyro.

Cai Ming: It's changed from now on! (dry)

Pan Changjiang: I've wanted to change it for a long time!

Cai Ming: I told you little slippers!

Pan Changjiang: No, what am I called?

Cai Ming: I want to call you whatever you want!

Pan Zhangjiang: I listen to you!

Cai Ming: You listen to me well little camel!

Pan Changjiang: Oh my god! This talk can really kill! Hey big sister, why are you standing up?

Cai Ming: like you stand up like not stand up people have stood up I still have what reason not to stand up again?

Pan Changjiang: not standing up how many people this is?

Cai Ming: Listen to me, from now on, I am your partner!

Pan Changjiang: Really?

Cai Ming: Really! I've even come up with my stage name, Little Gyro!

Pan Changjiang: What should I call myself?

Cai Ming: You're still called Moto!

Pan Changjiang: I have changed the car line ah! (Pushing away the wheelchair) The car is a car. Dance partner!

Cai Ming: Spin it, little Nezha!

Pan Changjiang: I'm completely crazy!

Pan Changjiang (singing): Mao Tengtao, just follow along, nothing stands in the way of the future!

Cai Ming (singing): Dai Enlai, you and I love each other, there is nothing to stop the future!

Harmony (singing): Iyi Iyi Iyi ...... You're not there, you're not there. Iyi Iyi Iyi ...... you're there, you're there. Come together, friends, come together, come together!

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