Humorous Sentences for Greeting
1. Whether he is a king or a farmer, he is the happiest man if he can find peace in his own house.
2. If you are unreasonable, you will get something!
3. Why do I suddenly want to cry? I'm a little sad, but I'm also a little sad.
4. The one who rides a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a monk.
5. Loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is a group of people's loneliness.
6. It's been a long time since anyone has blown a bull's-eye so fresh and clean!
7. Love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.
8. I have heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like hands and feet. In retrospect, I can't believe I ran around naked for 20 years with seven hands and eight feet!
9. Now in the society of female perverts less and less, if let me encounter, I will not let her go.
10. The most charismatic person is Master Kong, and thousands of people pick him up every day.
11. God didn't favor me in particular, nor did he abandon me, he was just playing with me.
12. boss use you when you are talent, do not use you when you become layoffs!
13. I left the blue dragon, right white tiger, shoulder pattern a Mickey Mouse.
14. lack of calcium when I was young, and lack of love when I grew up.
15. The people looking for her a thousand degrees, suddenly looked back, that person still do not care about me.
16. Suddenly realized that a large part of my life is wasted on pretending to write homework.
17. The summer is coming, and if anyone can install an air conditioner in our classroom, we'll marry our homeroom teacher.
18. The prince chased out of the palace, picked up the ground yards of crystal shoes, fell into deep thought.
19. Chinese double dive, daughter-in-law and mother-in-law should be the best pair of partners, because for decades, they always drop water at the same time.
20. live to catch a mosquito how to do? Silently put it into the roommate's mosquito net, let go is also a kind of love.
21. Skinny, what all match, fat how to match all white.
22. Don't give up chasing your dreams. Don't worry, as long as I can continue to sleep I won't get up easily.
23. Will soon have to have the most budding achievement difference with the school bully, think about it is also a little shy.
24. They say that liking a course starts with liking the teacher, and after a semester, my English grades have improved significantly, but what if she's pregnant now?
25. Isn't genius just one more word than talent?
Classic Funny Sentences for Greeting
1. You die or you don't die, I'm here, waiting for you to die.
2. My fat is temporary, your short is for life.
3. When you were young, you shook off those gazes, how many pairs are left after ten years?
4. What makes people madder than falling in love is falling out of love.
5. Do not be afraid of temptation, you resisted it, that you are a good person; resistance failed, that you were a good person.
6. A heart, can only be loaded with a person, if you load two people, then you are not a person.
7. Don't grab things with me, although I won't be pampered, but I will play wrestling.
8. Dare to curse me to eat instant noodles without seasoning, I curse you to eat instant noodles only seasoning.
9. When I was little, my mom kindly said to me: good boy, learn this skill ah, you will never be hungry in your life. So mom taught me to eat.
10. You have to know that the future of Tromso will not be too bright, so we do not need to be so pure.
11. The lucky ones are the pigs and the unlucky ones are the people, I'm a lucky unlucky one, at least I sleep like a pig.
12. May I ask which language teacher taught you math?
13. If you can't be a bad person, you should be a good person who makes bad people afraid of you.
14. The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind man, the dumb man yelled, the deaf man was shocked, the Luo pot came forward, the lame man pulled his leg and chased after him, and the crazy man said: please be sensible.
15. What the yuan should do is to go the way of the dollar, so that the dollar has no way out.
Humorous sentences suitable for greeting
1. The young girl is precious, the young woman price is higher, if there is a rich woman, both can be thrown.
2. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you let women shed tears that you are useless.
3. You said you like me? In fact, I began to actually I also alas, told you, in fact, I also quite like me.
4. In the street to see the beauty, gaze a little higher is to appreciate, gaze a little lower is a hooligan.
5. No one gives you a step down, or move a chair yourself.
6. If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea.
7. Your strength is that you are useless when it matters.
8. Promise Chairman Mao: I will never pinch the flowers of the motherland again.
9. I think life is full when I go to school every morning to copy homework.
10. go go go, don't waste youth that two words, you have already autumn.
24. planting grass does not allow people to go lie down, not as good as to change the cactus!
25. I'm a little small-minded, but not lacking; I'm good-tempered, but not without!
Humorous sentences for WeChat
1. The difference between a human being and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a human being is sometimes not a human being!
2. It turns out that as long as people are separated, no matter how familiar they were, they will slowly become distant.
3. Go to the pizza store to buy pizza! The waiter asked me if I wanted to cut it into 8 or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 pieces, 12 pieces can not be eaten!
4. man fooling women, called molestation; women fooling men, called seduction; men and women fooling each other, called love.
5. The government is thinking about how to reasonably tax, the boss is thinking about how to reasonably avoid taxes, and I am thinking about how to reasonably sleep more!
6. Time is used to wander, the body is used to love each other, life is used to forget, and the soul, is used to sing.
7. Love is like a ghost, believe more people, see less people
8. How far away is forever? I'm not sure how far it is, but I'm not sure how far it is.
9. Give me a girl, I can create a nation.
10. No one has stepped on my head since I turned to shit.
11. I wanted to fall in love early, but it was too late
12. Oh my God! My clothes are thin again.
13. The important task of the Post-80s is to make Post-08s.
14. People have the background, and all I have is my back~~.
15. The gold will always shine, but when the ground is full of gold, I don't know which one is myself.
WeChat Greeting Humorous Phrases
1. Remind everyone to learn to fix their own laptop, it's very important! Once upon a time there was a man who could not fix his own laptop later on everyone knows what happened. (From the Chen Guanxi incident, no need to say more about the reason, right?)
2. I am not the square fortune-telling, nagging not so much you love to hear high.
3. It's not that the end of the story is not good enough, but we ask too much of it!
4. Flowers often do not belong to the person who appreciates them, but to the cow dung.
5. The difference between a lie and a vow is that one is taken seriously by the person who hears it and the other by the person who says it.
6. Being single isn't hard, it's dealing with people who are trying to get you to end it.
7. Sometimes it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take them too seriously.
8. Even if it is believe, there is a lie hidden in the middle.
9. The real good friends, not together have endless topics to talk about, but together, even if they do not talk, they will not feel awkward.
10. There is no 100 points of the other half, only 50 points of the two!
Humorous and funny classic sentences
Humorous and funny classic sentences selected
1) If you are well, it is a sunny day, according to this weather seems to be you should be hung up.
2) The teacher said, we are still small, don't fall in love, because it is all in the support of other people's daughter-in-law, it is not worth it!
3) When I was a child, I have been very entangled, when I grow up, I am on Tsinghua? Or on the Peking University? When I grew up I realized that I really thought too much!
4) The world's most distant distance is, we go out together, you go to buy Apple generation, and I buy with apple.
5) What's more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet with a burp.
6) Although I can't be the offspring of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.
7) Think about it, immediately from the old woman of the junior high school into the first year of high school girl is happy.
8) It's not that my brother is not a man, it's that my sister-in-law is too charming.
9) Achievements you are a bitch, always provoke our relationship with mom and dad.
10) What is a class teacher? The class teacher is a person who destroys your friendship, then destroys your love, and does not let go of your affection.
11) My father expressed his opinion on the matter of my fat: there is no Han Hong's life, but also got Han Hong's disease.
12) I've got nine of the ten tricks of the learning trade, which is equivalent to one trick.
13) I decided, on the 15th of the first month of the morning to sell dumplings, noon to sell roses, night to sell movie tickets, late at night to sell condoms, the next morning to sell contraceptives, think about it all excited, I'm going to be the rhythm of the hair of the ah!
14) I used to be a bully, until one day I wanted to go to the world of the scum to see, and then I couldn't find my way back.
15) Give me a girl, I can create a nation. Give me a girl, I can create a nation. Give me a girl and I can create a nation.
Humorous and funny collection of classic sentences
1) Recently the mood is not very good, intend to go to heaven tomorrow to take a break.
2) When I was a kid, I fell down, no matter if it hurts or not, I cried first
3) A slip of the tongue becomes a thousand years.
4) I went away bashful, just as I came bashful.
5) If marriage is a grave, then celebrating the anniversary once a year is sweeping the grave.
6) The most beautiful thing in the world is ---- to eat and sleep.
7) I feel sad for you moncler outlet.
8) Insomnia, because sleep is overrated, thinking that one less night of sleep will kill you.
9) Don't lose yourself while you're opening your bloody mouth and waving your claws at me.
10) Life rounds us off so that we can roll further.
11) When I think of the talk of a sequel to "Dragon Gate Flying A", which would be called "Dragon Gate Flying B", I secretly prayed that it would be better not to make a third episode.
12) What is romance? It is knowing that she does not like you, still send a rose to her. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. It is to know that she likes you, but still send a rose to her.
13) Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei?
14) I found that in the study, we and the gray wolf, every semester with a kind of extremely NB posture, the end of the semester with a kind of everyone expected SB posture exit, at the end, but also shouted a: I will study well
15) A person's loneliness, in fact, is the fault of two people
Humorous and hilarious Classic Sentences
1) The lucky ones are pigs and the unlucky ones are people, I am a lucky unlucky one, at least I sleep like a pig.
2) In the past, when the alarm clock went off, I often had the problem of slapping it before going back to sleep, but since I put three mouse traps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.
3) I'm the only bachelor left in my village, and all the other men who got married and had children have been sterilized, so I'm afraid that if any of them get pregnant, I won't be able to bear the responsibility.
4) Some men are as smart as the weather, which is very changeable. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast, she can't even see the change of day.
5) Tourist: Master, may I ask the grass house over there is a toilet? Monk: Except for that straw house, the rest of the place is a toilet.
6) In the morning I woke up I thought I had grown taller overnight, only to realize that it was my quilt cover across.
7) Every month there are always so many Mao Grandpa, his face from red to green, from green to yellow, then blue, then purple, then green, and finally left me.
8) Ziwei, what you have to suffer, today all tell me about it, who hit you? Back to the words of the emperor, Sister hit the complaint on the complaint, you sell what cute ah
9) Last night a beautiful woman sent me a text message that my family home at night no one, come to my home. So I went over to knock on the door at night, and sure enough, no one, really want to get her killed.
10) Every time I write homework until very late, there are always two little people in my head, one says forget it, don't write it, and the other says yes, yes, yes.
11) My boyfriend does not smoke, does not drink, does not fight, does not exist.
12) roommate put a broken fart, another buddy helplessly said: good a loud fart, let you collapse a broken
13) I heard that women such as clothes, brothers such as hands and feet, in retrospect, I actually seven hands and eight feet of the naked run for years!
14) A few boys put together a dozen dollars to buy toys, but do not know what to buy, one of the proposal: to buy tampons it! The crowd did not understand, asked why? The boy said, I'm not too sure, but the TV said that with it, you can climb mountains, water skiing, playing ball, skating, and happy no worries.
15) friends have a white hair do not let me pull, said pulling root to root, I asked why? She said because the surrounding black hair saw the little friend was uprooted, the face is scared white okay! You win!
16) Hubby I did a very manly thing you are not standing again to pee
17) In fact, the gray wolf is the real tycoon, the Wolf Castle was bombed so many times, the next episode is still intact!
18) Summer vacation at home to be scolded four times a day: do not get up in the morning, get up on the Internet, dinner shouting should not be, the night does not sleep.
19) Why did you get a blank answer sheet in history? Because I think it's wrong to falsify history.
20) Don't be lazier than me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
21) Talking about money hurts feelings, talking about feelings hurts the most fucking money.
22) You don't like me now, it's okay, I'll let my son pick up your daughter later!
23) I will cook a variety of flavors of instant noodles, do you want to consider marrying me.
24) An American man forgot to bring toilet paper to the bathroom and had to ask for help through his cell phone Facebook! Ten minutes later, a number of people sent handkerchiefs! A Chinese man went to the restroom and forgot his hand towel, and asked for help through his WeChat circle of friends, and more than ten minutes later was liked by multiple people.
25) In your next life, be a koala, sleep for an hour, eat for an hour, and laze for an hour every day, that's the perfect life!
26) After thirty, men are busy pretending to be mature and women are busy pretending to be young.
27) Life is like Angry Birds, when you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.
28) Life is like anecdote, if the beginning of the bias will never run back.
29) The heart is a house with two bedrooms, one for pain and one for pleasure. People can not laugh too loud, otherwise it will wake up the pain next door
Classic humor funny sentences Funny classic statementsClassic humor funny sentences (classic)
1) night and his girlfriend went out on a date, spent the night at his girlfriend's house, originally intended to have a good time with his girlfriend and love it, I did not think to actually bring this!!!!
2) Principal, your son hasn't finished his homework, can you push back the start date.
3) heart if - disc stone, △ also can not defeat the eyes of the smoke △
4) love me on my good point, do not always outside the ghost, consider consider my feelings
5) class, someone passed a note, see the content of the content of my TMD really want to flatten the TA. written: in?
6) I watched you walk on stage and wondered if you were going to make a fool of yourself, or make a fool of yourself.
7) When I borrowed a dime from you, I asked you to return a hundred.
8) How can a man say one thing and do another? The key moment will also bring a set.
9) It's just plain water, what's in a Yakult.
10) The person you are pursuing has already got a partner, don't be discouraged, there will always be a day of separation.
11) I will remember everyone who is kind to me with all my heart, because they could have done otherwise.
12) I don't go to hell, whoever wants to go to hell.
13) When I was a kid, the watch on my hand didn't move, but it took away our best moments.
14) I deleted the driver and reinstalled it, but it didn't work.
15) Don't fart, don't take yourself too seriously.
Classic humor funny sentence (popular)
1) Who is not good to me, I will write who phone on the wall, followed by: marriage, conditions are not limited, men and women can.
2) Don't hate men all over the world for one man.
3) I am relieved to see you, not concerned about you! It is assured that you do not have to go out to scare people!
4) Will you suddenly think of someone, something, and then smile.
5) You say you, grandpa I teach you to practice sword, you practice sword, you still on the sword do not practice, practice the next cheap! Golden sword not practice, practice silver sword!
6) What is called unity, is a person's cell phone rings, the whole class reading voice skyrocketed.
7) Gently I left, just as I gently come, I waved my sleeve, only to take away a bundle of cabbages
8) Girl, after this village will not have that shopkeeper.
9) I think I should go on a diet, the last time I donated blood, actually flowed a hundred milliliters of lard.
10) I said to be low-key. But you had to give me applause and screams.
11) Being single is not difficult, what is difficult is to deal with those who try to make you end up single.
12) I heard that my future wife has bought a house in the third ring! The next problem is just to find me. The next problem is just finding me.
13) Cowboys and weavers, you dating do not have to block my network reception ah, now my receiver card ah ~ ~
14) My future is not a dream, my future is to do nightmares!
15) meet you is to meet the ghost like you are more brain was clamped countless times
16) the highest state of work is to watch others go to work, led by other people's wages.
17) In fact, I am very home, just home in the question of who is home.
18) I really do not want to scold you, you do not know the shameful despicable nasty treacherous treacherous villain.
19) Feelings are so fresh after the strength of the remaining flat
20) You are in the time, you are everything; you are not in the time, everything is you.
Classic humor funny sentence (the latest)
1) Road long its repair far, as I go to fight.
2) You have to cheer yourselves. To prove to yourself and some stupid X look. Even if you used to be fat, there will be a day when you lose weight and become beautiful.
3) Why did you snatch my heart and not return it
4) MM button signature: full of big men, hot.
5) The rotting wood can not be carved, at least to be able to burn
6) Learn to be strong , in fact, a person can also live a beautiful, their own smile to see, their own cry to their own hearing.
7) You long violation!
8) The light of the moon in front of the bed, suspected of frost on the ground, raise your head and look at the moon, my name is Guo Degang!
9) God. The first time I've seen this, I've seen it in a lot of different ways. I don't want to be a mom yet, I'm still a kid.
10) reprimand: you Why are you late? The answer: my bed is old and needs to be taken care of.
11) The end of the world counts as an egg ah, we have Easter!
12) Teacher, can we change a more humane way of teaching?
13) Busy, there is something to talk about, there is nothing to do a little something to say.
14) I am on the road to kill dragons and spines, swim across rivers and climb to the top of the tower is responsible for kissing your princess awake.
15) Last night, I dreamed of Meng, so I said to her: Meng to give me a bowl of vinegar, recently gastrointestinal problems
16) know why I get up early every morning? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that, and I'm going to be able to do that.
17) The world's most distant distance is not life and death nor love, is the distance between the winter quilt and outside the quilt.
18) Once upon a time, there was a man, holding a spear and a shield in the street selling, my spear is the world's sharpest spear, able to pierce any shield. My shield is the strongest shield in the world, no spear can pierce it. A wise man in the crowd laughed and said to him: you say your spear is the sharpest spear, shield is the sharpest shield, then, sell your spear and your shield together to me at a discount not.
19) Peking University is not I do not marry, I am not Tsinghua do not marry.
20) stepped on a banana peel slipped, you must get up and continue to step on it, stepped on the rotten on the slippery well.
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