2. Just played on the court, I capped the other team and said, "You're too slow." He said, "But my shoes are more expensive than yours." I actually lost. No matter which celebrity you are a fan of, I hope you all
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19 will learn the best bit of quality from your idol - being rich.
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6. Help! Looking down at the phone accidentally walked into the square dance formation! How to break the formation ah! Online and so on. I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I'm going to be able to do it!
7. Because of anemia, I walked on the road fainted, and then passers-by hit
120 to send me to the hospital. The doctor took my cell phone 0. Come on!" My dad said, "Liar, get out!"
8. Downstairs neighbors complained that I threw dirty things. It's funny, do I have to wash it before I throw it?
9. One day I was driving through a residential neighborhood and a little boy raised his foot and kicked my car. I got out of the car and gave him
5 dollars and encouraged him that next time he would fly up and kick a big truck.
X. "Brother tomorrow can you lend me
100,000 dollars, something happened at home, urgent use!" "Can, I first report a plan today, tomorrow with me to the bank to take."
The second day in front of the bank, my buddy handed me a stocking and asked me, "Do you prefer to use a knife or rob?"
XI. Traveled to the ancient times as a concubine, anything is good, is not to meet the accent heavy emperor. Otherwise, the king's anger down, you thought it was a death sentence, but the eunuch let you eat shit.
Twelve. After a number of relationships summarized a truth: apologize to your girlfriend this, a minute late doubled the difficulty.
Thirteen. Learned another truth: when a person is not very good-looking, humor is the best way out.
XIV. The old boss went to the workshop rounds, saw an employee did not wear overalls. Walked over and asked, "Did the company give you work clothes?" The employee turned around to see the old boss, startled and hurriedly replied, "Served!"
Fifteen. Girls love to cry does not need any reason at all, sometimes simply to cry to you.
16. The ultimate way to earn money: go to the place where young people date during the day. Look for the guy with his arm around the girl and say, "Bro, how about I slap you and give you 100 dollars?" Every try 10 people, there
6 people will say you crazy, 1 people accept,
3 people will say: "I give you 100 yuan to slap you can not?" At that point, you say yes, and in one day it's conservatively estimated that you take 10 slaps and make $1,000,
30,000 per month, and nearly
400,000 per year!
17. A Shenyang man in Beijing on business. When he saw the Bank of Dalian, he complained, "What's the matter, the Bank of Dalian, we Shenyang silver can not?"
Eighteen. Want to distinguish between Bengal tigers and northeastern tigers, a great way is through their ears. Specifically: pick up the ears and shout, "Where did you come from ah?"