Funny souls always bring joy to others, here to share some sandy funny sentences about objects, classmates and friends sent in the circle of friends.
Funny Sentences Sent by Objects:
There are two sure-fire ways to conquer a woman: one is to please her mom, and the other is to surpass her dad.
Only 5% of real fruit grains can be called real fruit grains, and only 5% of my selfies look like me how come they have to be called photo cheats?
Technology has really advanced, I can now get so pissed off at strangers thousands of miles away that my brain hurts without leaving my house!
Always respected money, didn't steal it, didn't rob it, didn't have it.
My money didn't come in a gale, but it's a lot like a gale.
I'm in a good mood today, so I'll just say four sentences, including the first two, and I'm done.
On the ideal:In this life, I would like to be the most is the kind of person, have two stinking money is great.
In the flower-like age, some people grow into roses, some people grow into lilies, and you grow into succulents.
It's hard to ask for a dollar bill when you're so poor.
I hope that everyone can take the initiative to step out of their comfort zone, so as to make a place for me to go in.
Funny sentence posted by a classmate:
The teacher said that once you find out that you can't do a math problem, you can skip it, and I never stopped this time.
Young, or try not to fall in love early, too early to know their lack of charm and ugly and short, affecting the examination.
Fast military training, who would like to take the place of his father in the army.
When I was a child, I looked down on the scum who fell in love early, but now I think about it, and I think that those students are really great, and they already have a partner at a young age.
Study always starts from the next semester, and weight loss always starts from the next meal.
When you meet someone you like, you must confess, it doesn't matter if you're ugly, just in case he's blind.
Full of wisdom, hard to hold up my face.
Don't ask me again why I don't fall in love. Why don't you go to Tsinghua because you don't want to?
It's gold that always shines, and you, a glass slag, only reflects.
Work hard so you can give your mom bragging rights when she walks you.
Funny sentence sent by a friend:
The road of life is long, and there are always a few wrong steps.
80% of my weight is in my heart.
Other people's money is outside my body.
Why was I born in the south, but I have to drink the northwest wind every day.
My favorite sport: lifting the bar .
It is impossible to understand those who think that pie falls from the sky every day, if it has to fall, I hope it is scallion pancake.
Self-explanatory people end up self-absorbed .
I'm not good at being popular, but I'm good at being angry.
I'm good at sleeping, staying up late, and the occasional all-nighter.
When I was a child, I wished that I could have 100 dollars of pocket money every day, and when I grew up, my wish came true, and I really only had three thousand a month.