1, business trip to remember: the body is not too tired, do not emaciated face, do not get drunk to eat, do not buy gifts too expensive, do not spend money on heartbreak, to see the mm to back off!
2, people fishing, you do not fish, his wife said you are a straw bag; people gambling, you do not gamble, behind the scenes, said you two hundred and fifty-five; people whoring, you do not whoring, people together with your rumor.
3, the four big bad luck: buy a shoe without a bottom, buy a teapot without a mouth, hold a mule not on the set, want to call no signal.
4, the moon bends to shine nine continents, I want to drink porridge under the tree, porridge is too hot to drink, please hurry back to the phone, the heart of the hot pot trembling hands, you do not talk back to me on the way out!
5, the four great embarrassments of life are: the gold list - no part, the night of the wedding - next door, long drought - flooding, his hometown meets the old man - debtors.
6, as a child is ideal, young is a dream, middle age is delusion, old age is recall.
7, elementary school students are a team; secondary school students are a pile; college students are a pair.
8, life to the ancient who has no shit, who poop does not use paper? If you don't use toilet paper, you are using your fingers!
9, water in the flow, fish swimming, love you do not need a reason; the wind is blowing, the rain is falling, would like to hold you kiss; the sky has a love, the ground has a love, romantic, can not it?
10, the working age is getting earlier and earlier, the age is getting smaller and smaller, the diploma is getting higher and higher, the qualification is getting older and older.
11, you tease, you tease, you really tease; people than the cucumber thin, no three two meat; skin thicker than the wall, the bullet can not penetrate; learn to turn the heel, turned into the pit.
12, recently you are very bad, always want to make extra money, wife you do not love, every day to find aunt, although you are very handsome, but the flower is defeated, generous under the bed, bed is very helpless.
13, betrayal is a man's pedigree, fraternity is a man's declaration, freedom is a man's mantra, see different is a man's fashion.
14, the frog's four great wishes: apply for the toad counts the national treasure, no snake running in the crops, the swan in his arms to hold, to participate in the Olympic triple jump
15, the mountains outside the mountains outside the building, you do not love me I do not worry. The world is full of beautiful women, she will be more gentle than you!
16, people take the gun you take the stick, people eat you pick up grains, people eat fish you eat thorns, people shit you smell!
17, the morning is you say I say you, at noon is you eat me I eat you, the afternoon is you win me I win you, the night is you embrace me to embrace you
18, the fart is the rest of the gas in the abdomen, there is no reason not to put. This gas swims around, will always sneak out. The person who puts it on is smug, and the person who hears it is downcast!
19, a look at the test paper, two eyes, three think not to understand, limbs, five organs are burning, six gods, seven smoke, eight enemies, nine deaths, very painful.
20, the end of the world where there is no grass, why single love a grass. As long as the heart to find a find, there is always a better than her.
21, do not run not to send, demoted use; only run not to send, in place; and run and send, promote reuse.
22, to protect the official amulet: eat and drink, accept gifts and not bribes, like the new not old, not nasty.
23, a public toilet couplet: the world's heroes and heroes, to this no not bowing their heads and knees; the world of chastity women, come in and have to solve the bandwidth skirt; Banner: heaven and earth righteousness
24, in the letter to his girlfriend wrote: love you love so deep that I would like to go to hell and back for you. This Saturday, if it does not rain, I must come!
25, college couplets: exams do not cheat in the next year when the schoolboy, rather than no personality can not pass. Crossword: not over
26, drinking a catty two catty not drunk, dancing three steps four steps will be, rubbing hemp five nights six nights do not sleep, receiving gifts seventy thousand eight hundred thousand not return.
27, only in the long queue, to truly appreciate that we are the heir of the dragon.
28, the soldiers and horses have not moved, meat and wine first; each drunk, the road through; you are hazy, I am hazy, you and I happen to sign the contract.
29, wife big two, gold day long; wife big three, gold accumulation mountain.
30, to think of a day of peace, you treat dinner; to think of a year of peace, you buy a car to buy a house; to think of a lifetime of peace, you look for a small love child.
31, wine is eating essence, the more you drink, the younger you are; wine is the water of the Yangtze River, the more you drink, the more beautiful you look; wine is dichlorvos, you and I do not get drunk, who will sleep on such a wide road.
32, men and dogs: men twenty like a pug, sweet words often in the mouth, thirty like a watchdog, cooking and washing the most skillful.
33, no matter how big the official, a color jacket; no matter how big belly, a color fit pants; no matter men or women, a color pants before opening the door.
34, love to say how to export, poured in the cup all wine. I take a bite and a bite, and I won't let go even if I'm drunk!
35, looking for work secret: age is a treasure; diploma is not less; relationship is the most important; ability to do reference.
36, would like to be the sky than the bird, air pollution is too bad; and then do the ground, deforestation and logging is unreliable; the world's people want to be happy, environmental protection is the first to do!
37, one day do not see the head down, two days do not see more worry, three days do not see to jump.
38, you are the crows on the sky in front of the fly, I am that on the ground of the hair of the dog followed the chase; you are that the sea of crabs climbed up horizontally, I am on the ground of the peas followed the chase!
39, life is precious, love is more expensive. If you make dinner for your wife, you can throw away all the beer and mahjong.
40, I wish you: to get rich on the Wanbao Road; career on the Red Pagoda Mountain; lover than Ashima; financial resources throughout the step of Greater China!
41, once have, do not forget. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that. The one that has been lost, keep it as a memory.
42, recalled that our dormitory buddy grabbed someone else's buns to eat, while eating, said: on this stuff, only worthy of plugging the butt.
43, the language is not shocking: I died in the classroom due to illness; in a night when you can't see your fingers, the tadpoles of the pond are sunbathing!
44, love one person is so hard! Love two people fun! Love three people so annoying! I love four people! Love five people to capsize! Love six people completely finished!
45, more love is stupid, no love is cool, love is stupid, absolute love is to know the world.
46, thousands of mountains are always love, do not tip line, spread to the earth are love, please tip three hundred dollars!
47, marriage, marriage, after the knot on the points; wine, wine, after the set on the go.
48, stomach loss of wine, intestinal loss of meat, duodenum loss of canned food, trachea loss of Marlboro.
49, women fat is plump, thin is slim, high is slender, short is showy. Men fat is a pig, thin is ribs, high is a bamboo pole, short is a winter melon!
50, half a catty of wine, gargle; a catty of wine, as usual; catty and a half of wine, help the wall to go; two catty of wine, the wall away I do not go.
51, to Beijing, know their own official small; to the Northeast, know their own cowardice; to Shanghai, know that wear bad; to Shenzhen, know their own money less.
52, drink more vomit, sad cry, riding a motorcycle also on the tree, see a beautiful girl also can not step, always feel is almost income, feelings are always not progress!
53, in order to tie the knot online, willing to eat bread and instant noodles; stay up late at night, face hungry yellow, numb look dark; the brain has a package of the first bulge, online love blind talk.
54, smiling people can be healthy, confident people can smile, frank people can be confident, selfless people can be frank.
55, wine is the poison that pierces the intestines, color is the steel knife that scrapes the bones. The gas is the tiger that comes down from the mountain, and the money is the root of the trouble. Offer blessings, blessing network
56, modern men: drinking, a bottle of two bottles do not get drunk. Dancing three steps and four steps will be. Play mahjong five days six days do not sleep. Doing up work, playing knocked up!
57, the woman woman really wonderful, will give birth to children will sleep; see silver she jumped, a food she smiled; no money no food face change tone, speak like a ghost!
58, may the sentimental people end up in love, cheating people assuredly continue, ruthless people forever alone, martyrdom people boldly serving poison, thin people in the wrong person!
59, the child went to school without money, repair the temple to honor the gods have money; filial piety to the living without money, to the dead funeral money; company accounts have no money, the boss has money at home.
60, rural people living in grass huts called poor, city people living in grass huts called tourism; rural people walking without a car called poor, city people walking without a car called diet needs.
61, may the sentimental people end up in love, cheating people rest assured that continue, ruthless people forever alone, martyrdom people boldly serving poison, thin people meet people!
62, children go to school without money, repair the temple to honor the gods have money; filial piety to the living have no money, to the dead have money for the funeral; company accounts have no money, the boss has money at home.
63, rural people living in grass huts called poor, city people living in grass huts called tourism; rural people walking without a car called poor, city people walking without a car called diet needs.
1. Garlic is a treasure, often eat good health
2. Two apples a day, the problem bypassed
3. One day a date, long life
4. Walnuts in the mountains, the treasure, kidney and brain
5. Iron is not smelted steel, people do not health
6. Carrots, a small Ginseng; often eat, long spirit
7. tomatoes, good nutrition, beautiful young disease less
8. small cucumber is a treasure, weight loss and beauty is indispensable
9. eat celery without asking, lower blood pressure is very useful
10. onions dipped in soy sauce, the more you eat the more fat
11. a bowl of mung bean soup in the summer, detoxification of the summer heat race fairy formula
12. morning, eat the morning, eat the morning, eat a bowl of green beans, the summer of the summer, the summer of the summer, the summer of the summer, the summer of the summer, the summer of the summer of the summer of the summer of the summer of the summer
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12. Eat three slices of ginger in the morning, such as drinking ginseng soup
13. Women three days without lotus root, men three days without ginger
14. Radish out of the ground, no business in the Langzhong
15. Eat the October eggplant, starvation Langzhong master
16. Three days do not eat the green, the eyes of the gold star
17. Rather eat no meat, can not be rice without soup
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18. Drink soup before meals, better than a prescription
19. Eat noodles and drink more soup, so as not to have to write prescriptions
20. Early to drink salt soup such as ginseng, late to drink salt soup such as arsenic
21. Rather than the pot of storage, do not let the stomach full
22. Leave a bite of each meal, live to ninety-nine
23. Often vegetarian, good to feed the belly
24. I'd rather have no meat, no beans
25. Eat rice with a little chaff, nutritious and healthy
26. Eat early in the morning, eat full in the afternoon, eat late in the evening
27. Overeating will make you sick, and regular quantities can be peaceful
28. Eat in a panic, swallowing is too busy to hurt your appetite and harm the intestines
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30. If you want to be free from all diseases, you should always be hungry
31. Tears flow freely, and the disease will heal naturally
32. The child's heart, a lifetime of youth
37. Smile, ten years less
38. Three smiles a day, life is hard to get old
39. Smile and laugh often, youth is always there
40. Crying, crying, to solve a thousand sorrows
Toddler jingle compilation1, their own gloved themselves to wear.
2. School supplies should be put away
3. Ship ship swim in the water,
4. Airplane lane fly up to the sky
5. Construction site truck busy,
6. Tick-tock, alarm clock call
7. Black black Baogong face, blue blue like the sky,
8, Finger, fingers will count
9, Eye, eyes black and bright
10, Bird bird spread wings to fly
11, drink milk body good.
12, boat boat water shake
13, Balloon balloon really beautiful
14, light lights to turn off, electricity safety is the most important
15, Mouth, the mouth will speak
16, Go to school is not late
17, the head of the head round and round
17, the head of the round and round
18, the head of the head, the head of the head, the head of the head, the head of the head, the head of the head, the head of the head, the head of the head, the head of the head. And round
18, eyes eyes big and bright, ears ears hear clearly,
19, Squirrel squirrel will climb the tree
20, back up the bag out of the house in the morning
21, bike, although the volume is small,
22, pencil-case, pencil-box don't throw away
22, pencil-case, pencil-box don't throw away
23, brush teeth,
24, plane plane sky fly,
25, panda panda is a national treasure
26, Dog dog woof woof woof
27, little baby can be really good,
28, small feet feet jump a jump, everyday
29. How are you?
30. Caryon crayon coloring busy
31. head head smarter, do a new century little master.
32, yellow yellow fall, white white snowflakes,
33, beautiful picture everyone praise.
34, green green spring smile, red red summer,
35, tap tap to close, saving water is very important
36, Foot, small feet jump a jump
37, Cat cat meow meow
38, Mercedes-Benz car is really grand,
39, meet and greet said Hello
40, go out and drive car, car, car
41, things to do good mood
42, Doll dolls in the hands to take
43, I'm I, you're you
44, Good morning. Good morning
45, children get up early.
Good morning.
46, legs legs kick a kick, knees knees squat a squat,
47, a paper in the hand.
48, city transportation bus strong,
49, climb the mountain road jeep strong,
50, magical pencil draw a picture,
51, sorry Sorry, it's okay It's OK
52, accidentally write the wrong word
53, New Year's Day, really lively
54、Ear, ear long on both sides
55、Leg, calf kicking
56、Wash your face,
57、Good night. Good night
58、Our own jacket to wear by yourself,
59、Book books have more knowledge
61. Sit up from the bed by yourself
62. Hand, clap your hands
63, Ball ball running all over the place
67. Bear bear tall and strong
68. Mouse mouse stealing oil to eat
69. Thank you
70. Bye Bye Bye, Rabit rabit jumps and jumps
73、Pink pink draws a girl, brown brown draws a room, rainbow color has seven colors.
74, Meet and greet Hi Hi
75, Arm, arm really strong
76, Face, little face white and white
77, Pick up the basket and close the box
78, Sun Gong Mimi smile
79, Smart and lovely little painter
80, Outside safety
81, first sharpen the pen with sharpener
82, exercise and environmental protection.
83, listen to a walkman to watch TV
84, open mouth deep breath, rub the nose inhale,
85, armarms stretch a stretch, small hands hands pat a clap,
86, Body, body shake a shake
87, pig pig sleep lazy
88, pen, pencil, and so on. > 88、pen, pencil send use
89、wash face to refresh, neck neck twist,
90、nose Nose stand in the middle
91、Close the window Close the door
92、Ruler ruler to draw a straight line
93、Elephant Elephant nose long
94, rubber, eraser to help
95, Monkey monkey tail long
Smooth: ultra-funny smooth jokesSmooth: ultra-funny smooth jokes
1. hurry to take the plane to the U.S. just to eat a hamburger; out of the door to meet with the scouts non-said that I'm the best actor, how can these beautiful things happen? I'm not sure how I could have gotten into any of these things. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
2. Students are categorized into those who repeat the year and are called "international students", those who have money in their families are called "high achievers", and those who doze off in class are called "special needs students".
3. Glaring is the temper, beaten is the purpose, don't look at my arm thin, rich in explosive force, if you don't believe it, then come and try!
4. The broken pot has its own broken pot cover, the ugly ghost has its own ugly girl love, as long as the love is deep like the sea, hemp can also shine.
5. Last night, I secretly wanted to think of you, dreaming of all the salty tears, woke up, dreaming of blurring my line of sight is a pillow of saliva.
6. In my dream, I was able to change my gun. The original three-legged cat, added a tiger waist. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it. But when I woke up, I realized that the tiger had turned into a straw bag.
7. The flavor of first love: yogurt, sweet and sour; the flavor of love: wine, easy to drink; the flavor of marriage: tea, do not change the words, the more soaked the more tasteless; the flavor of divorce: coffee, bitter, but sober.
8. A thin and a fat two women met. Thin woman said: If I'm as fat as you, I would have hanged myself. The fat woman said: When I hang myself, I must take you as a rope.
9. The so-called finger for marriage is to point to the girlfriend's stomach and say to mom and dad: Mom, dad, we are going to get married!
10. Couples in the West are always getting divorced because their love child is a little baby. Look at China's moon goddesses, experienced, so Chinese couples are more constant in their marriages. Carrot to see customers, respectfully handing over the business card, the customer to see the business card asked: how do you call the Goryeo ginseng la? Carrot small waist, people ha Korean well!
11. Today you woke up, lying on the pillow of a mosquito, beside a suicide note: I struggled one night, your cheek so thick that I have no face to live in this world! Lord forgive him! I committed suicide.
12. Someone saw you today, you are as charming as ever, wearing a plaid undershirt, walking slowly, a look of supreme ease, it is really cute, I do not know how you raced rabbits back then?
13. In one year, a man wrote more than 800 consecutive love letters to his girlfriend, and as a result, his girlfriend finally announced that she was going to get married, and the groom was the letter carrier who sent her these letters.
14. The barber helped the guests to repair the face while chatting, chatting is not paying attention to the guests eyebrows shaved off one side. The barber asked: Do you want to keep your eyebrows? Guest: to stay! Barber: Oh my! How not to say earlier, has shaved one side!
15. Husband: Honey, I was fired. Just because of a little thing, so unfair! Wife: Why? Husband: I forgot to close the tiger cage last night after work. But they don't think, who dares to steal the tiger
16.Some things should let you know! Sky, is used to wind and rain; ground, is used to grow flowers and grass; I, is used to prove the greatness of mankind; and you: is used to stew vermicelli!
17. You do not want to get drunk again, yesterday someone saw you with a glass of wine chasing a pig, mouth also shouted: is not a brother? It is a brother's dry!!!!
18. I am a lonely tree, thousands of years standing on the side of the road, lonely waiting, just for one day when you walk past me, for you to fall, smashed not flat you even if you live in vain.
19. If the fall is gone, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world is gone, I will love you in paradise; if I am gone, I will let her take care of you. Really, she's not a bad pig farmer!
20. I know you are hygienic, wash your hands every time after going to the toilet, and wash very carefully. Suddenly you did not wash, I am very strange: how did not wash your hands? You answered: this time I brought paper!
21. Thinking of you, is a very happy thing; see you, is a very happy thing; love you, is something I always have to do; put you in my heart is something I've been doing; however, lying to you is something that just happened.
22. I pray to Buddha every day to get a long-lasting blooming roses, wait until nine hundred and ninety-nine together to give you and emotionally said: small child, I do not believe that the bees do not sting you!
23. A slap in the face: the middle way.
24. The world is as black as a crow: the halo effect.
25. Flies do not bite seamless eggs: generalization.
26. Equality of opportunity: impossible.
27. People move to live and trees move to die: not necessarily.
28. If there is a change, there is nothing to be done: killing without blood.
29. I have crossed more bridges than you have traveled: the seniority ranking.
30. The hometown to see the hometown, two tears in the eyes: kill familiar more.
31. Each sweeping the snow in front of the door: the world is going down.
32. Time is like cleavage, squeeze a squeeze will always have; generation gap is like cleavage, tie in to know how deep; character is like cleavage, you can only see part of others; luxury is like cleavage, you can only look at it
33. really anxious fake anger, hot issues cold, dare to touch the hard, do not touch the hard way to go straight to turn the corner of the living, the past is not regret, the immediate things not to compare, one heart and one soul. The thing is not to compare, single-mindedly do the work, wholeheartedly protect the body.
34. There is no right to engage in green, there is no courage to engage in culture, there is no power to engage in corruption, there is no alcohol, there is no self-appointed mass, there is no big, there is no big, there is no big, there is no heaven and earth, faith mystification, we do mother's only one child.