B. Woman's seven lies: 1 I want to you, 2 I'm not convenient for a few days, 3 I don't want you anything, 4 I'm pregnant, 5 I'm this is the first time, 6 light I'm afraid of pain, 6 I am afraid of pain. convenient, 3 I don't want anything from you, 4 I'm pregnant, 5 This is my first time, 6 Gently I'm afraid of pain, 7 I can't stand it I can't do it husband!
C. The leader of the family planning publicity speech: children are the flowers of the motherland, is the growth of the sapling, but you continue to exceed the birth of children, what will be the consequences in the future? A person on the stage answered: greening the motherland
D. Someone in the office cursed: the Secretary counted a request! The director came in just in time: I'm a beggar, what are you? This person reacted sharply: we count as begging Mao, closely united around you.
E. Wife pregnant, asked her husband boy or girl good? Husband helplessly put down the mop: "girl is good, do the girl when all the trouble; do the girlfriend can be unreasonable; do the wife can be very tricky, hey do women really good!
F. As the saying goes: Women chasing men, a layer of veil. Men chasing women, separated by mountains. Therefore, I'm going to change the idiom dictionary a little bit: plan things in the male, into things in the female.
G. The law says that a man can't get married until he's 23, but he can join the army at 18. This shows 3 things: firstly, it is easier to kill a man than to be a husband; secondly, it is harder to live a life than to fight a war; thirdly, women are harder to deal with than the enemy.
H. A beautiful woman is lovely, her face is pretty, her figure is slim, she is the first to be pampered, her character is fickle, her temper is horrible, her anger is terrifying, her violence is common, and she is looking for death if you mess with her!
I. A Web site posted a call for homes, the full text is as follows: I am in urgent need of a home, I hope to use the area is more spacious, so that my wife will not always want to go back to her mother's home; but it can not be too large, do not lead to the mother in law of my mother in law to produce the idea of wanting to live with us.
J. Happiest Thing: Sleeping until you wake up, counting money until your hands cramp. The saddest thing: sleeping until my hands cramp up, counting money until I wake up naturally.
K. Say you are kind, fickle and without conscience; say you are virtuous, idle at home what will not; say you have temperament, childishness plus neuroticism; say you look old, alas, is the look of the old.
M. The age of exaggeration: a building of about three floors is called a mansion; an open space as big as an ass is called a square; a turf as big as a palm is called a lawn; a place with a tree is called a garden; a pool with a few flowers is called a garden ...
L. The World's Best: The Most Beautiful Song: Viagra; The Sweetest Milk: Second Milk; The Most Mysterious Person: Lover; The Best Selling Book: Female Secretary; The Most Expensive Room: Breasts; The Most Common Relationship: Male-Female Relationships; The Most Unwanted Chain to Break: Extra-marital Relationships. The White Lady deliberately raining to cheat Xu Xian's umbrella, Zhu Yingtai eighteen to send off when pretending to be crazy to flirt with Liang brother, seven fairy blocked Dong Yong's way, the Cowherd while the Weaving Maiden bathing to take away her clothes ...... These stories tell us: the beginning of a great love, there always has to be a first hooliganism ~ a forum, some people posting to ask: like a bank counter MM I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'm going to be able to do it. Reply: go to deposit money and then passbook not to take, she will call you.... Bank sister: Hey... Your passbook!!!!
2. There is a phrase: "play the drum, beat the gong", my father has always heard as "big ass, up", he also wondered, the ass up why?
3, the first time I listened to Zhao Yonghua's "The Most Romantic Thing", the line "I can think of the most romantic thing, is to grow old with you" I heard: "I can think of the most romantic thing, is to sell computers with you! At the time, I thought it was an advertisement by Zhongguancun.
4, Cheng Lin's "Journey to the Sky" "geese have heard my song, the river kissed my face" to hear: "moncler outlet store heard my song, the boy kissed my face", I thought this is what a woman well!
5, Ren Xianqi version of the "Divine Eagle Warrior Couple" theme song "let me sad or let me drunk or ......" I always listen to "Yang over sad or Yang over drunk or ... ... ... "Hey~why do you always go against the male lead!
6, TV ads to lose weight, hand on the waist, a swing out, said a "want to lose weight, why not use Sofitel?" I heard into the "want to lose weight, why not use hand-held?" I thought to myself, "How can you lose weight just by holding on with your hands?
7. When I was a kid, Donald Duck's "Uh-oh, the show's starting" sounded like "Uh-oh, the boar's pooping!
8, a colleague listening to Zhang Xinzhe's "Love is like the tide", confused, asked me: "Why does he have to sing 'Promise me you'll never queue up in the middle of the night' (wandering)?"
9, the first time I listened to Tong Ange's "Yelia Woman", ate a shock, listening to: "wild ass ah, mysterious wild ass ah ～～～～～～"
10, "listening to my mother tell that past": we sat next to the high pile of grain ~ ~ ~ ~
listening to: into we sat next to the high Bone pile ~ ~ ~ the scene of white bones in piles comes to mind, sweat!
11, listen to the "unforgettable evening love": goodbye, goodbye, meet in the morgue ......... actually meet in front of the color screen.
12, I used to have a good period of time to listen to XIAO Yaxuan "love hit song" "I'm singing what anything feel, the original original you are my hit song." When, on this "hit song" I have been mistaken for "Zhu DaGuo" or "pig DaGuo", but also strange this lyrics in the end to say what?
13, Eason Chan > one of the lyrics is like this "thousands of doorways, there is always a person to go first", I always listen to "kiss from the street to the door, there is always a person to go first".
14. Jay Chou's "Seven Miles" has a line that says "It's been raining all night" and I always hear it as "You're blind".
15, Sun Yanzi "magical" that song there is a line "we two wearing cloth yarn ......" I how to listen to is "we two wearing pants ... ... ..."
16, Jiang Meiqi song in a line "smile becomes not easy", cold listen to the "urine are not easy". I think the MM get what disease!
17, Jay Chou's "love in the west before the dollar", "gazing at me that picture" how I heard: you are my bowl of noodles!
18, Gao Shengmei's "a thousand years waiting for a return" in the "West Lake water, my tears" someone heard as "daughter-in-law's water, my tears", I heard as: "washing water, my tears! I heard: "the water of washing clothes, my tears", alas!
19, Tao Jingying's "sister sister stand up" inside the "then waiting to fall it" really easy to listen to "then waiting for the wheel J it" ~~~~~~~ sweat death!
20, when the return of Macao popular "Song of Macao" first line: "you know macao, not my real surname", always thought it was: "a piece of sesame cake, do not eat my real line!
21, recently listened to the superwoman Zhang Hanyun's "sweet and sour is me", listen to "...... is really me, every day of desire is very fresh" ...... frightened A big jump, this little girl consciousness really bold ah! Later, I heard a few more times, the original is "every day for me are very fresh"
22, listen to Liang Jingru's >, there is a sentence: "robin also sleep, quiet sleep", listen to "eat also sleep", at that time, listen to "eat also sleep". The first time I heard this, I was surprised to hear that the lyrics were so vivid.
23. Sun Nan's "See No Evil", I don't know what's wrong with my ears during that time, but every time I heard the climax of "Oh, See No Evil" played in the video store, I always thought that it was -- "Oh, Cambodia". "Oh, Cambodia" ....
24, there is also a song in the university dormitory outside the daily play of the fire wind: "big red sail ah, welcome so welcome the wind", I always listen to "big red sail ah, sheep so crooked wind"
25, listen to Zhang Mingmin "countryside paths I used to think it was: Walking on the country road, the turtle and the old ox are my companions.
26, Meng Tingwei's "winter to Taipei to see the rain", how to listen to how it is: "are crowded to Taipei to see you," straight wonder, there is so good? The big guys still have to be crowded there to see you?
27, Du: I should be in the bottom of the car, should not be in the car; I should be in the car, should not be in the car, ~ ~ ~ ~ in the end what is going on ah?
28, Adu "he must love you very much", there is a line "hand holding champagne, want to give you a birthday surprise" was I heard "I hand holding rubber," I can not figure out rubber and break up what has to do?
29, colleague Kang big sister a standard Shaanxi accent, every time to love song room like to sing the song Mao Ning and Yang Yuying's "heart rain", every time the lyrics "my thoughts, no longer is the dike of the sea" sung as "my thoughts, no longer the bottom of the foot sweat", let me every time to the bottom of the sweat of the feet. "It makes me want to vomit every time.
In the 30s and 80s, the advertisement for the domestic "Yan Dance Brand" record player (Yancheng Ditai): "Yan Dance, Yan Dance, a song to a piece of love", I heard it as: "Disgusted, disgusted, together with a kiss! "
31, "The Dragon's Successor" that "forever and ever to polish the eyes", at first no matter how do not understand, always listen to "forever and ever two years short of", always wondering, why has it been two years short of? I've been wondering why there's always a two-year gap.
32, Andy Lau's "Chinese", "five thousand years of wind and rain ah hide how many dreams", listen to "Wu Qianlian's wind and rain ah hide how many dreams". Strange, is it possible that they had a relationship?
33, Zhang Mingmin version of the "Dragon's heir" in a line "black eyes, black hair, yellow skin", I always thought it was "black eyes, black hair, yellow ass", damn! I always thought it was "black eyes, black hair, yellow ass", damn!
34, before the tour Hongming's "fall in love with a person, it is easy to lose God" heard as "fall in love with a person, it is easy to lose the body". I also wondered why it was so easy to lose one's body.
35, Jolin Tsai "love 36": in order to score not be sentenced out of the game ~ ~ ~ ~ I heard ~ ~ ~ ~ in order to knock over not be thrown out, pondering half a day I do not know what it means.
36, Jolin Tsai - female big to 18 changes, how to listen to how is "your grandfather dead eight times"?
37, when I was a child, I listened to the "Albatross": "I bowed my head to the ravine", and I always thought it was "my head, like a ravine".
38, Jacky Cheung sang "the end is not the result I want" - "...... the end is not the result I want ...... the person waiting inside the car window is not me! ...... "My best friend and I have listened to it many times, and we all thought that "the person waiting in the toilet is no longer me ...... "How can we not figure it out?
39, and the myth of the sentence "flying color butterfly" I listened to the N many times, or listen to "flying color TV", then also special understanding of the thought, even color TV and hammer can fly, no wonder called myth ah
40, > The "seen, unseen, riding a cockroach, the grass grows ah! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~^
41, listen to ＜＜Dragon's Heirloom＞＞: dragon, dragon you sassafras eyes, listen to: dragon dragon dragon you insert two eyes . At that time, I thought this person has a problem. It's okay to have a giant dragon inserted into two eyes
42, learning Leifeng, a good example 。。。。。 The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products in the world, and you'll be able to do that. Why is it that the beans are also fragrant when the stance is firm? Because the beans are also patriotic, I have always understood it this way.
43, listen to "Rubin Flowers": night and night to think of mom's words, flashing tears Rubin Flowers - listen to: grandfather to think of mom's words, flashing tears Rubin Flowers - can not help but ~ ~ ~ ~
I have always been also think so! Many of our friends have heard "somehow you're pregnant somehow you're pregnant." Still wondering why ~~~~~~~~~~
45, see "teenage Yang family will" that time, like to listen to the "farewell poem", went to Baidu to download, every time a lyrics to hear "thousands of horses are sores", I was very depressed, so atmospheric a song how to so perverted lyrics, go to check the lyrics, finally realized that it should be "thousands of horses are sores", I was very depressed, so atmospheric a song how to so perverted lyrics, go to check the lyrics, and I was very surprised to hear that it is so perverted. Finally realized that it should be "thousands of horses alone," I sweat
46, "Aurora" I listen to: (love is a light) love is a pot of ~~~~~
47, then Jay Chou just came out of the "Starry Night", my classmates bought an album at home to listen to it, and suddenly her father rushed out of the room to say: "What kind of song are you listening to? How come there are even such lyrics as "no three things"?" My classmate was baffled. What's a "naughty"? Later, I realized that her father had heard the phrase "hand in hand, one step, two steps, three steps, four steps, looking at the sky" as "hand in hand, one step, two steps, two steps, two steps, three steps, four steps, looking at the sky". How do I hear it: the north wind is holding a hammer, the snowflake is holding a dipper! I thought it was a fight between someone and someone else!
51, Jay Chou's "Secret Signals": "They guess, just guess. It doesn't matter." I always heard as: "He does not guess, who perverted, not important ~~~~~~"
52, when I was a child, I always listened to the radio singing: I am a cake, love to eat the old people.
53, "How could it be so stupid" inside a sentence: "My panda eyes are stung by the sun ......". I always hear it as, "My chest hairs are also stung by the sun ......". The heart is so cold ~~~~
54, I still listen to the first line of the Ussuri boat song: "Piss in the river. The first line of the Ursuline boat song is still: "Piss in the river. ..........."
55, "love farewell" in a line "hurt me, hurt me," Zhou Chuanxiong simply sung "kill me, kill me," do not believe to listen!
56, the office often people play a song: "I have been standing in the place where you hurt" ..... I've always heard it as "I've always stood where you've killed me", so it still gives me the creeps when I hear it ===!
57, elementary school when listening to years ago, the popular "walk in style": heaven and earth is long and passers-by rush tide and tide, I heard as "heaven and earth is long and the pot shells are heavy, fry up and fry down", I was thinking about how to stir fry is still style it.
58, I also have a classmate to the "plum brand" end song "you are my heart deep branding" listen to the "you are my heart rising eagle"
59, remember Jay Chou has a song what song there is a paragraph he wants to keep chanting: Jay Chou Jay Chou Jay Chou Jay Chou Jay Chou Jay Chou Jay ．．．．．．
The result is how I hear it:This bitch this bitch this bitch this bitch this bitch this bitch this bitch ．．．．．．．
60, Wu Zongxian once sang Britney's 〈BABY ONE MORE TIME〉 as "Baby Playing with a Blanket"~~~~~~~~
61, Chan Siu Chun has a song "She's like a heavenly fairy, she's so beautiful".
61, Chen Xiaochun has a song "she is like an antenna, she is too beautiful" I always heard as "she is like an antenna, she is too beautiful"
I have always been wondering, she is like an antenna, why is it still too beautiful?
62, at the beginning of listening to Jacky Cheung's Hello Poison, I froze to hear: "Hello Baldy Hello Baldy Hello Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy 。。。。" At that time, I wondered, old Zhang with which monk so bad, but also do not have to make up a song to scold people, right?
63, listening to Zhang Huimei's "Sisters", "you are my sister, you are my Baby!" old do not understand, how is my sister and my uncle ah!
64, listen to Liu Huan "Asian wind" - Asian wind rise - the village of the second bald man has always thought it was the "Asian bomber"
65, listen to Coco Lee's "Magic Mirror", there is a line: "Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, tell me, what do men really want? I heard it as: hen hen hen tell me, what do men really want? And I also heard it as: mother mother tell me, what do men really want?
66, I often put Faye Wong's, I'm willing to for you, I'm willing to for you, listen to the, I'm willing to feed you, I'm willing to feed you.... What are willing, what are willing to feed you...
67, Xu Wei's song a mature woman called step by step is actually: a mature woman light on her feet
Space has a package of Qingtian, the iron face of selfless braid rushed to the sky*
68, Adu has a lyrics sung like "unlock your stomach I was so depressed when I heard it, but then I realized that it was "unraveling your defense".
69There is a line in "Three Melodies" that reads "We've been through the ages", but I heard it as "We've been through the brothels".
70, for the first time, Guangliang, I muster the courage to accept - I muster the courage to relieve myself
71, Meng Tingwei's "How many good sisters do you have", there is a line "why every sister is married to the tears", how do I listen to it, it all is "Why is every sister married to a human being"!
72, ...... our motherland is a garden, the flowers of the garden is really bright, and warm sunshine shines on us, everyone's face is smiling ...... "after two sentences when I was a child to hear as". "Henan's sunshine shines on us, Americans face smile open face", depressed for some years ......
73, and listen to Lin Zhi Xuan's "single love song": "love to be more frustrated the more courageous ......" to "love to do more and more courage ......", wow, so open slogan!
74, our dormitory said that the lyrics in the "Little Dragon Man" are also misheard
"I'm a little green dragon, a little green dragon, I have a lot of little boobs, little boobs."
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75 Listen to Tu Honggang sing: "Shaolin Wudang Gong~~" Always thought "Shaolin Crotch Covering Kung Fu" ......!
Till middle school, I wondered what was going on with the crotch-covering technique
76 One of Zhang Liangying's lyrics is "Happiness is doing what you love to do", which I interpreted in high school as "Happiness is doing what you love to do...". ..." and then back to the table to criticize the pornography criticized for a long time
77 When I was a child, I always heard "the stars in the sky do not speak" as "the stars in the sky do not brush their teeth"
78 Jay Chou:
This is the first time that I have ever heard a song about the stars in the sky, but I have never heard it before. p>78 Jay Chou:
I'll walk with you till the end Can't you not turn back
I always hear it as
I'll carry you till the end Can't you not gui head
79 "You're my hit song" = " You're my piggy back". "
80 Come back, come back yo ......
My dad loves to yell this ...... ghost come, ghost hello ......
81 Every time you have to put the For whom the famous lyrics of "Who are you For whom" to "Who are you I am a ghost"
82 Jasmine Leung, "Little Hands Pull Big Hands": once in a diary stupid confusion ... ...
Keep hearing it as: There was a time when diary Li Yuchun was confused
Yang Daopin Vagina Pin
Deng Yingping Deng Yaping
Mu Renmao Mu Nianci
Zhang Yizhi Zhang Ziyi
Wang Youqi Wang Yulin
Zhao Yangbing Zhao Bingyang
Ho Chaozheng He Qizheng
Leung Siu Wai Leung Chiu Wai............ ............
( There are just too many, too many ............ The key is that when you give him the correct name, he still insists on flipping you off with his belt)
Update 7
Patient: Doctor, I'd like to ask you to register for a nephrology unit this afternoon.
Me: Yes
Patient: What kind of doctors are there
Me: Specialists, generalists
Patient: What kind of specialists
Me: Second-level specialists
Patient: What are generalists
Me: Associate professors (I'm a little impatient, but I still explain it clearly)
Patient: Oh, but The patient can not come this afternoon I want to give him a tomorrow
I: ............
(then you ask so many miscellaneous son I want to strangle him)
Updated 8
Patient A walked to me, and was about to speak
The patient was not able to see me. I was about to speak
Patient B aha rushed up (note: this time patient A is next to B, the whole time he was)
Patient B: doctor I hang a number
I: give me the card
Patient B: still need to be card Where to do it
I: forward ten meters, the left side of the table
Patient B: Oh (and went)
Patient B: Oh (and went)
Patient A: I'm not sure what I mean, but I think I can't do this, because I don't know what I mean.
I thought he was going to say something, but it turned out to be a tamping me over
Patient A: Doctor, where is the card?
(I immediately felt that more exclamation points are not enough)
Update 9
A certain patient, hung up two numbers *** counted 25 yuan
I: a *** 25 yuan,
the patient did not say a word, touched the twenty dollars to me, and stared at me, and I turned to stare at him,
the patient was impatient: where is the number?
Me: five dollars short
(This patient is the most shameless I have ever seen)
Patient: five dollars short of you, you pay so much.
I heard the tears and laughter,
I: my salary is my, you see the doctor always have to give enough money to three.
The patient immediately hairy,
Patient: you these eat national food, oh 。。。。 Are we raised. Difference of five dollars are not allowed, too shameless
I: Mr., you difference of 10 cents today this number can not afford to take away.
The patient then cursed while touching.
Update 10
Patient: doctor, I cough.
Doctor: Go back and drink some pear water.
Patient: Pear? There is no such thing here. The doctor has to help me to open some of them!
Doctor: ...... individuals to the fruit store to buy!
Update 11
Patient: Teacher, may I ask how many floors are on the third floor, section A? (actually still much know how to be polite)
me: please repeat what you just said again mumble!
Patient: May I ask what floor is the third floor A area? ...... Oh, right ga ....
Update 12
Patient: Teacher, I hang an ophthalmology, I want to see a first-class specialist
I: to come or not to come is a first-class, you've seen it, the first time to see the doctor we do not recommend seeing a first-class specialist
Patient: my mom came to see the cataracts last time
I: ......
Patient: Oh, I seem to be off-topic ga
(not waiting for me to speak, but fortunately he responded to it)
Update 13
Patient: Teacher, I want to hang up an appointment
Me: Hang up the
The patient: hang an endocrine, hang a respiratory, time to stagger, not together, or see over
I: that you said to be a long time, endocrine to be a long time?
Patient: tomorrow morning
Me: respiratory murmur
Patient: tomorrow morning
Me: ......... You did not say to stagger it
Patient: ah! Is to be staggered three, can not be scheduled together haha!
Me: that you endocrine tomorrow morning, respiratory and tomorrow morning
Patient: black! How do you le oh, give you say not together, you all get to tomorrow morning miscellaneous son. Endocrine to tomorrow afternoon
I: breathing mumble tomorrow morning wow
Patient: again tomorrow morning, tomorrow afternoon ha!
I: .........
(I don't even know what to say, she has succeeded in making me dizzy)
Update 14
Patient: I want to hang up Monday's number
Me: Yours is a temporary card, and you need to hang up on Monday only on Monday 6
I: Yours is a temporary card, and you need to hang up on Monday only on Monday 6
Patient: I need to hang up on Monday only on Monday.
Patient: Ann?
Me: Saturday to hang Monday's (keep repeating)
Patient: long time to hang it? (also impatient)
I: .........
Updated 15
Patient: teacher , cardiology today have not?
I: the first floor hanging today
Patient: tomorrow?
I: Tomorrow only the attending physician, 3 yuan want
Patient: today?
I: .........
Updated 16
Patient: small sister, help me check aha tomorrow respiratory XX teacher still have no number?
Me (after checking): No more!
The patient (took out another card): You use this card to check if there is any mumble?
I (really think she is too melon, copy is unable to resist): you think that a new card will have a number of, you mixed think of it
Patient (melon laugh): Oh Oh
Updated 16
Patient: Teacher, there is still no ophthalmology?
I: No more
Patient: regret!
Me: .........
Update 17
Patient: don't think you can be so crooked because you're beautiful!
Me: .........(turtle melon's, is more beautiful than you miscellaneous son of it)
Update 18
Location:Psychiatry
Patient: doctor, I want to say three things, 1, &... ...*%￥# 2, #@￥......&*, the third thing I have not remembered, remember to say again
I: ......... (worthy of a psychiatric patient, personality) )
Update 19
Patient: I'm hanging up a number for Dr. XX next week
Me: 52 bucks
Patient: so expensive, the same day to come isn't it going to be less oh?
Me: 2 dollars less
Patient: then I hang a day
Me: ......... the day of the day to hang three!
Patient: Oh
Update 20
Patient: Missy (this is the new name I heard today after calling us Miss, Little Sister, Hey, A, Maiden, Waitress)
Me: ......... (just want to say: Well, it's none of
Update 21
Patient: doctor, I hang a next Wednesday, Dr. Lu X's number
I: We have a maximum of seven days to make an appointment, today can not hang next Wednesday's, to this Wednesday to hang the next Wednesday
Patient: I hang a Xiong XX's number
Me: Which day?
Patient: next Wednesday
Me: ......... It takes this Wednesday to hang next Wednesday's
Patient: Then neither of these two, this card, come on, this card hang a dermatology
Me: for a long time?
Patient: next Wednesday
Me: ......... you in the miscellaneous son oh, gave you said to this Wednesday to hang next Wednesday!!!! (really like to ask her, you have no IQ Oh)
Updated 22
Patient: I hang a tomorrow afternoon ENT
I: This is the day registration, tomorrow afternoon's number to make an appointment, the appointment is on the second floor
Patient: Then I hang a tomorrow morning's well
I: ... ...... tomorrow morning or an appointment (mom, really want to cry oh)
2010 June 18 Latest Updates
Updated 23
Patient: Teacher, I'm hanging up an ophthalmology
Me: ophthalmology is not available
Patient: Oh! No, it's ENT
I (swiped the card and found that the card was demagnetized): Your card can't be swiped, do a new one
(She left, and came back after a ha, I didn't look at her, I didn't know that it was her until she spoke again)
Patient: Teacher, I'm registering for an ophthalmology
Me: ophthalmology is no longer available
Patient: Oh! No, it is ENT
(I heard a familiar dialogue, ha reacted to her)
I: ......... you miscellaneous Le Oh, you said ophthalmology
Patient: Oh Oh Oh (only know melon laugh, there are so idiotic people ah)
Update 24Patient: Teacher, I hang an orthopedic
I: look at the hands or feet
Patient: look at the bones
I: ......... (I do not know to look at the bones.)
Patient: I am not sure if you can see the bones.
Updated 25
Patient: I'm registering for dermatology
Me: There are 30's, 20's, 5's and a lot more
Patient: I'll take the 50's
Me: ......... (where can I get the 50's, please)
Updated 26
Patient (no queue, pinch up to come over and ask): tomorrow ophthalmology there is not
I (shaking his head)
Patient: shaking his head what does it mean, there is still no one
I: ...... ...(You said shaking your head means yes or no)
Update 27
Patient (give me 50, no response)
Me: 52 dollars, short of 2 dollars
Patient: no
Me: ...... ...(Must not? Really speechless)
Update 28
Location: second floor appointment desk
Me: You need the number for a long time
Patient: can't say
Me: .........
Update 29
Me: You When did you hang up
Patient: recently
Me: what day? Give me a specific time
Patient: recent, recent which day?
Me: tomorrow
Patient: tomorrow to come not
Me: ......... that you say the recent miscellaneous son, that you say which day three
Updated 30
Me: you call to make an appointment, we can only make an appointment for seven days of the number of the site, the phone can make an appointment for ten days. The phone can be booked for ten days
Patient: Where to call?
Me: ......... (phone where you can call okay)
Updated 31
Me: the fastest number to Friday, Friday is a general practitioner, Saturday is a specialist, you want which day?
Patient: Thursday's
Me: ......... (don't know how to think le)
Update 32
Me: Where are you bad?
Patient: I'm from Jintang
Me: ......... (I think you're from an alien planet, you don't understand the Earth language)
Updated 33
Me: Please don't stand here blocking other patients, just hang up and leave
Patient: Black, you're laughing at me. We tied a pen to the desk to make it easier for patients to fill out their paperwork, and the pen often disappeared after two days of hanging. One day a strong man came in and picked up the string and rubbed it on the counter, trying to break it.
Me: moncler, what do you want to do
Patient: oops, I want to use the pen three. (Also much hairy)
me: you write three right here, the pen to this is convenient for everyone, you want to take home to write?
The patient: Oops, I'm over there to write ha, write to you to bring it over. （
Updated 35
Patient: doctor, I want to draw blood, but my number in the back, can not eat first oh?
Doctor:What kind of blood do you want?
Patient: I want to draw blood for hunger.
Doctor: then you think the blood can not eat?
Patient: Oh...
Updated 36
Doctor: Take your real name card to the 4th floor to pay the fee, and then the 4th floor to play the ultrasound
She asked: What to take to pay the fee?
Doctor: the card you registered
And asked: how many floors to pay the fee?
Doctor: 4th floor
And also asked: how many floors for ultrasound?
Doctors: 4th floor!
Continue to ask: you do not give me a bill ah?
Doctor: No list, all in your registration that card inside, directly take the card to pay the right.
Still asking: what do I take to pay the fee?
Doctor: Take your card! If you ask me again, I'm going to charge you!
Update 37
Patient: little sister, I hang a cardiology, which doctor?
Me: you want which doctor well
Patient: I can not recognize the doctor, you read me the name of the Ha well
Me: ......... you can not recognize the doctor, I read you the name of the doctor, you are not aware of which is which doctor
Patient: Ouch, then you randomly give me a hang up a doctor
Patient: the name of the doctor, you can read me the name of the doctor. An? I have a problem with my ears, I can't hear what you're saying
Me: Can you hear me?
Patient: I can not hear
I: ......... (that this sentence miscellaneous hear mumble, pretend God)
Updated 39
Patient :I hang a Monday afternoon skin
I hung up and handed him
Patient: How long is it?
I: ......... you said it is a long time, you call me hanging Monday afternoon of it
Patient: you what attitude oh, you should be laid off
I: ...... ...
Updated 40
Patient: give me a number
me: take the number on the 3rd floor
Patient: this is the 3rd floor three
me: ......... this is the 2nd floor
Patient: This is the second floor Oh, this is the third floor Oh
I: This is the second floor
Said half a day he still does not believe, drumming that is the third floor
I (really not get method): Well This is the third floor, then pick up the number in the fourth floor, trouble you again on the first floor
Updated 41
Me: Only next week on the third of the number of Ha
Patient: Next Wednesday. Next Wednesday is tomorrow
Me: ......... (next Wednesday can't be tomorrow)
Updated 42
Patient: Teacher, can you withdraw money here?
Me: .........
Updated 43
Patient: Teacher, I'm hanging up an otolaryngology
Me: Ear what's wrong
Patient: Ear wax
Me:... ...... (good gold people have earwax and still come to the doctor to help you pull out)
Updated 44
Patient: I register a number 34
Me: ......... (please ask which month has a 34)
Update 45
Patient: teacher, I want to have an operation , hang a surgical
Me: it will take a long time, can you do it tomorrow
Patient: no, no, tomorrow is too soon, I can't afford it
Me: ...... ...
Update 46
Add two more wrong department
Patient: Teacher, I hang a dermatology skin Patient: I want a rheumatology hands-free
Me: ......... (original dermatology, I thought that the foreign doctors in our hospital) Our hospital which foreign doctors have) I: ......... (is the rheumatology immunology, you moved by)
Updated 47
Patient: doctor, I hung up that doctor's number
I: that doctor is which doctor well
Patient: I Don't know the name
Me: ......... (that how to hang)