1. A bite to eat a drawer of steamed dumplings, the key is not to sell half a drawer well, feel to wake up the flood of power in my body!
2. One day, you will calm down, like an outsider looking at the story of self, smiling and shaking his head.
3. I finally became the kind of person I hate the most, I grew up hating good-looking people.
4. The country and the people are in peace, social peace, the public gardening, enjoying themselves, being there, quite emotional, China's heyday, a hundred years have not.
5. Square dance, tai chi, smile and walk in spring. The family smiled and laughed together, and ate a sweet breakfast.
6. I've looked at my cell phone a thousand times, and I've looked out of my house, and the sun is shining outside, so I'm not going to make a mess.
7. The story of me and my pajamas is a story that can't be told in a thousand and one nights.
8. With you no destiny of people, you talk to him more is nonsense. The person who has a destiny with you, your existence can wake up all his feelings.
9. Sometimes look in the mirror, I kowtow to myself.
10. If you have been busy lately, don't panic, after this period of time, you can go on to the next period of time.
11. I'm an invisible rich man, so I haven't found my money yet.
12. From now on, don't live the life you should live, go to the life you want to live!
13. As long as you are not dead, don't treat your self as a waste.
14. If it is not true, don't be too good to me, lest I promise you my body and don't want.
15. The difference between me and Superman for a long time is that I wear my underwear inside.
16. The inner self is full of strong, self enjoyment. The most important thing is that you can see all kinds of beautiful things.
17. Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall dry red, white lady water filled San Francisco wordpress.
18. We are the best of friends, you fell to the time I will help you a hand, but first wait for me to finish laughing.
20. My mom even let me clean up the house, what a joke, I am a messy room.
21. I'm as bashful going as I am coming.
22. There will be love and bread, but don't forget to bring your brain.
23. Class time is like a Nanfu battery, one more than six sections long
24. I still want to be your favorite piggy, just eat and sleep.
25. Every morning, I am awakened by the self handsome. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it.
26. The iron horse sweeps through and rolls wild waves.
27. The person who lies to you is better than the person who loves you will say!
28. In the future, please do not call me a geek, please call me closed home lock. Please do not call me geek girl, please call me Mrs. Curie.
29. In fact, confession may not be a good thing, confession will appear to be particularly black hands.
30. The day you don't go out, cultivate beauty behind closed doors.
31. You really don't want to look down on fat people, thin down a piece of a piece of death.
32. The phone at the end of you always laugh so crazy when you are happy, the phone at the end of me listening to so crazy.
33. Spend time to loathe self-loathing people, you will have less time to love self-loving people.
34. The most recent wish is: to sleep with eyes closed, and to have you with eyes open.
35. Violence does not solve problems, but it can relieve anger.
36. In love, pay is the attitude, not the means. Return is communication, not a task.
37. It's been a long time, I don't know what kind of ugly you are.
38. The world's most painful love triangle, I love snacks, snacks love fat, fat love me.
39. People who are incorrigible have been incorrigible.
40. As long as there is a bag of salt, do not go to the bank to get money.
41. "After military training, you will no longer be single dogs" "What is that?" "It's a military dog ah"
42. The most wonderful thing in this world is nothing more than eating meat. Never betrayal, never cheating, eat a pound, long a pound, always so sincere to each other.
43. Friends invited when refused, the next day to lift the bottle.
44. Math teacher led us to swim in the sea of learning, he went ashore, we drowned.
45. If poverty limits your imagination, why do you still come up with so many ways to save money?
46. Buddha has four realms, see through, out of the dust, free, transcendence! The mansion that I aspire to, on the other hand, is self-contained!
47. I would like to be your best audience, watching you pretend from beginning to end.
48. Why get up, I just got up yesterday.
49. House Jiale, house Jiale, students at home online class. The teacher writes on the screen, and the parents sit next to each other.
Weekend leisure at home to entertain themselves with humorous sentences
Weekend leisure at home to entertain themselves with humorous sentences (a)
1. Failure is the mother of success, the father of the success of who it is to transfer ten dollars to me, you are the success of the payment.
2. Mouth of the family, laughing and smiling, happy every day, jumping.
3. Go to find a warm as the sun, for you to sun off all the worthless sadness.
4. Spend time to loathe the self-loathing people, you have less time to love the self-loving people.
5. The best state of life is that one person, quiet and abundant, two people, warm and solid.
6. The sadness and joy of life, sweet and sour, are all tied to the heart, if the mind is good, there is no can't pass. If you have a good mood, you have all the life.
7. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket and pinch the instant noodles.
8. The math teacher led us to swim in the sea of learning, he went ashore, we drowned.
9. Don't bet on tomorrow with your youth, there is no tomorrow if you lose.
10. Finally lived the life of a pig, feel the pig is not easy to live.
11. Young people, at the moment no money is nothing, after the days of no money is still more!
12. From now on, don't live the life you should live, go to the life you want to live!
13. Boredom takes away everything, even the courage to commit suicide.
14. I myself test scores again suck are my own, I do not mind!
15. I am willing to do your best audience, watching you load from beginning to end.
16. Short pavilion short, red dust rolling, I put Xiao again sigh.
17. Do not go out of the day, closed door cultivation of beauty.
18. In fact, confession may not be a good thing, confession will appear to be particularly black hands.
The weekend leisurely at home to entertain themselves with humorous sentences (Part II)
19. Life, happy, do not pursue too much.
20. Whether now or in the future, I hope you will be treated well. The difficulties or problems you meet can always be solved, the things you like will not be missed, the people you like also happen to be around, the summer is accompanied by green shade and cool wind, and in winter there is a warm sun to give warmth.
21. In the school made a mistake teacher let the parents to come, I said parents are not in uncle can? The teacher said yes. The next day, I put my three-year-old brother-in-law on my back and embarked on the road of no return.
22. Let your past propel you to more growth, rather than adding more resentment.
23. Before I met you, I was not a profiler.
24. How to live so big without a gentle mouth and long legs
25. Please do not call me a geek in the future, please call me a closed lock. Please don't call me a housewife, please call me Mrs. Curie.
26. Decided to give up the moment I cried, closed my eyes I thought I could forget, shed tears but lied to myself, I love you. How can you easily say give up?
27. Life is like a news broadcast, not a change of station can escape.
28. "Why do you always test can be the next class" "because the next class is not you teach" "you give me out".
29. unusually able to suffer, I thought about it, I only did the first four words.
30. Put the value of the body low, let yourself live a little easier, happy every day.
31. A person's character determines his encounters. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your encounters.
32. My character is lazy, my interest is to play, my specialty is to eat, and my skill is to sleep
33. Why should I get up, I just got up yesterday.
34. There is no princess life to have a queen's heart, no one will always see you as a treasure.
35. "After the military training, you will no longer be single dogs" "What is that?" "It's a military dog ah"
36. rested for two days, are self-indulgent.
Weekend leisurely at home self-indulgent humor sentences (Part III)37. Counting sheep suddenly a little sheep said to me sleep what, up Hi.
38. Sow melon to get melon, sow beans to get beans, sow lovely to get me.
39. Like me such a poor temperament of people you can only inertia in addition to inertia
40. Someone asked in my hometown ranked first in the beauty of what? I answered: it's me.
41. The best state is to have seen the world's darkness and pain, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty.
42. 50 cents and 50 cents is the happiest because they come together.
43. At this moment, I have the capriciousness, just short of money.
44. Some of the road, is to use the feet to go. Some of the road, to go with the heart. Tripping feet, often not thorns and stones, but the heart. So, it seems to be the road spread in front of us, in fact, is the heart fluttering in the road. One foot deeper, one foot shallower, joy is on the way, sorrow is on the way. But as long as the heart does not walk on the road, life will not give you the road to go.
45. I am now single, please bless my friends are also single.
46. I will not chat, but when you are bored, I will accompany you to be bored.
47. Years are like a river, the left bank is unable to forget 'memories, the right bank is worth grasping the youthful years, the middle of the fast-flowing, is a hidden sadness. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many of them really belong to oneself. Look at the flowers blossoming and falling in front of the court, honor and disgrace, look at the sky clouds rolling clouds, no intention to stay or go. In this world of confusion, can learn to use a normal heart to treat everything around, is also a realm!
48. As long as there is a bag of salt, do not go to the bank to get money.
49. Nutrition experts say that fewer people eat less easy to age, which is true: a friend of mine days did not eat, and now he will always be years old.
50. God gave you a lot of chances to get fat, and I managed to catch them all!
51. Recently rounded a lot of my lovely and a ton more.
52. I will take you with me wherever I go, after all, you live in my heart.
53. My mom even let me clean up the house, what are you kidding, I'm a good person in a messy room.
Weekend relaxation of self-indulgent humor sentences
Weekend relaxation of self-indulgent humor sentences (a)
1. The other day I saw a boy in school uniform on the phone, the voice is super loud: "How many times have I said! We broke up! I am the year! You are of the year! It's the last century! Do you understand in the end! Old woman! You're not for me! Don't come to pester me!" Hearing this my hand holding the ID card bruises, so I am from the last century.
2. All your pain is deserved, who asked you to think of yourself.
3. Joy is not inherently bad, but some joy producers have brought many times more annoyance than joy.
4. Every day every simple greeting. Good morning. Self. Good night. Ego too.
5. Time, not necessarily prove many things, but will certainly see through many things.
6. Your future can not take, who will listen to your miserable past.
7. Life is long, we can not walk every step so perfect, fall on a few wrestling, take a few detours, this is not a bad thing, at least let us taste the frustration, add experience, let our life colorful. Perhaps walk through the end of the road when we understand, all the way flat but less scenic, no twists and turns also more bland. As long as the experience, try, walked through, we won, is a new self!
8. The ugly duckling into a white swan, not just how hard it is, but its parents are white swans.
9. Other people can't hurt you with salt, unless you have a festering place.
10. We can not extend the length of life, but can broaden the life. Width. Meaning: we can't grow taller, but we can grow infinitely fatter.
11. unusually able to suffer, I thought about it, I only did the first four words.
12. If you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.
13. The more you care, the more you can't guess.
14. I think that years ago, even a seed of infatuation, but hit a field of thunder, split dead.
15. Each heartless person, there is a period for someone to pull out the lungs of the past.
16. Outside super couples, I'm afraid, I appear, they regret that they already have a boyfriend.
17. Fat people can never appreciate the hard work of thin people.
18. My heart is the tomb, afraid of death are not when the protagonist.
The weekend relaxation of self-indulgent humor sentences (Part II)
19. People's troubles on the 12 words: can not let go, can not think, can not see through, can not forget. With a simple mood, look at the complexity of life, walk the bumpy road. Life, simple happy, life, happy!
20. Go the way of self, let others take a taxi to go.
21. At this moment, I have the capriciousness, just short of money.
22. Look at the Korean drama inside the heroine's head on the glass of the bus, really beautiful to burst, I also tried, almost did not shock into a concussion.
23. On the crazy, two people hold up all the dreams, do not love, on the strong, a person to carry all the injuries.
24. He married lonely as a companion, and then there is a child, called memory.
25. I always say that my mouth is hard, but I don't know how to know if it's soft or not.
26. The inner self is full of strong, self enjoyment. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and then you'll be able to get your hands on a new one.
27. If you don't mean it, don't be too nice to me, lest I give myself to you and you don't want it.
28. Spend time to loathe self-loathing people, you have less time to love self-loving people.
29. Every time you take a shower, look in the mirror, you will feel that I am unusually good-looking, maybe this is the head into the water.
30. I am only responsible for letting you know that I like you the rest is done by you.
31. Failure is the mother of success, and who is the father of success? Transfer ten dollars to me, you are the success of the payment.
32. Life is a journey, see all the red dust, will eventually embark on the way home.
33. If I had known it was like this, like a dream, then I would not sleep.
34. Doing bad things sooner or later will be found, so do it at noon.
35. I worked so hard to get fat, but not all in order to be able to occupy some ground in your heart
36. The phone this end of my listening to so obsessed.
37. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fat is temporary.
38. Do not fall in love with me, because I am the Ultraman of outer space.
39. To be able to resist the urge to kick someone is also very calm and disgusting people chat, is to grow up.
40. Do you believe that there is always a girl who came to this world in order to torture you.
41. Pull black to delete is to make the temper tantrum, really leave is polite.
42. 10,000 horses stepped on the flat river, a forward. Iron rider swept through, rolled wild waves.
43. One day you will meet a good girl, she does not want your house, do not want your car, not to mention your diamonds and your money, of course she does not want you!
44. Not over a lifetime of people, do not say over a lifetime of words.
45. You really do not look down on fat people, thin down a piece of a piece of death.
46. A man is most awake when he has nothing.
47. Thick legs should wear school pants, ugly people should read more.
48. Stay at home and prevent new crowns, do not go to work, nothing to do. The free movie is a great way to watch, and the three meals are two meals.
49. You give me a drop of tears, I see all the ocean in your heart
50. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you still come up with so many ways to save money?
51. I don't remember which movie has this line: when a good friend fails a test, you don't feel good; but when a good friend gets first place, you feel worse.
52. Although my money is not blown by the wind, but like being blown away by the wind.
53. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook its head all night.
54. Some people say that cats are the most adorable creatures in the world, I don't agree, they must have never seen me.
55. Self-enjoyment and self-reliance, no matter what others say, today's flowers in tears, tomorrow's sunrise smile.
The mood of leisure self-indulgence to say generic forty-one
The mood of leisure self-indulgence to say (a)
1. The sun came out and I still sleep, the netherworld to meet.
2. Mutual greetings are as sweet as honey, and it is safest to stay at home.
3. Your mom gave birth to you so beautiful, not for you to be spoiled, but for you to spoil others.
4. I hope that everyone is sensible to follow the star, do not boil bad body for me.
5. Boredom will take away everything, even the courage to commit suicide.
6. There is no defense against injury, the deeper the injury will be; the place you think is safe, the more tender traps.
7. A person's character determines his encounters. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your encounters.
8. Happiness is to find a warm person to live a lifetime, with the initial heart to accompany you to the end.
9. The stump that was blown by the gale, casually put into the vial, two days, self-pleasure, still open that joy.
10. If I had known it was like this, like a dream, then I would not sleep.
11. A person who has survived all the suffering, and does not expect to have to be with anyone.
12. Finally lived the life of a pig, feel the pig is not easy.
13. Joy is not originally bad, but some of the producers of joy has brought many times more than the joy of annoyance.
14. Every time I see a very thin person on the street, I want to share some meat with her, because I have a kind heart.
15. If I do women in my next life, I must marry a man like me.
16. Fat people can never appreciate the hard work of thin people.
17. Every heartless person has a past of pulling out his heart for someone.
18. Honey, I just want to say to you: I love you, this life is the happiest time with you.
19. Fish and bear's paw can not be both, but single and poor but can.
20. I know you don't take me as a number, in fact, I pressure with no put you in the eyes of the past.
21. Flowers bloom into the sea, thoughts become disaster. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money from the company.
22. Only when you do not expect anything, everything, perhaps as expected.
23. Go with your wife, listen to your wife's words, and in the future I am the child's father.
24. 50 cents and 50 cents is the most happy because they come together.
25. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook its head all night.
26. Think about your own mistakes, and you will forget about others.
27. What is the highest level of trust you can have in a person to go out with him without a penny.
28. Life, happy, do not pursue too much.
29. Do a sweet girl, can nestle in your arms, pampered to kiss the kind of Zuo ~
30. How to live so big without a tender mouth and long legs
31. If online and you chat with your friends suddenly ignore you, you have to reflect: is not on the Internet to send a selfie.
32. Some of the road, is to use the feet to go. Some of the road, to go with the heart. Tripping feet, often not thorns and stones, but the heart. So, it looks like the road is spread out in front of us, in fact, is the heart fluttering in the road. One foot deeper, one foot shallower, joy is on the way, sorrow is on the way. But as long as the heart does not walk on the road, life will not give you the road to go.
33. From this moment on, please automatically ball up and roll out my eyes in a rounded way.
34. "Say, what else would you do besides eat?" "I would also be hungry."
35. Eat and drink enough to continue to lie down, read a book, the more you look at the more difficult, the more you look at the more can not sleep, it turns out, I look at is not the book service
36. Do not say I am your baby, I am your only, I am the most important person in your words of this kind, silly child, I am your father.
37. All your pain is deserved, who asked you to think of yourself.
38. Previously, I was afraid to go out at night to see ghosts, and now I am afraid to go out during the day to see people.
39. Sometimes, what we want is just a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
40. Put the value of the body low, so that they live a little easier, happy to spend every day.
41. People are always loathed inadvertently, unlike me, who is always liked inadvertently.