The Spring Festival Gala skit line appreciation

Spring Festival Gala Sketch Lines Appreciation

All years of Spring Festival Gala program sketches are one of the programs that the people like very much, in recent years the Spring Festival Gala sketches of the actors to add fresh blood, invited actors to perform together, to the audience to arrive at a new visual effect. Here are the lines of the Spring Festival Gala skit, welcome to enjoy.

Performers: Qiao Su, Xiu Rui, Lou Yi Xiao

①, our home now basically rely on the refrigerator to heat, the eggs inside are almost hatching chicks.

②, the relationship is not enough, do not drink drinks; the relationship is iron enough to call sister.

③, you repair the refrigerator you can drink inside the drink ah, if you repair the sewer, then inside the things on the random pickup.

④, you said that the thing is too popular, do not pick up my body.

⑤, once into the customer door, can not take the money to go away, as long as the customer a call, I am the customer's guardian angel.

⑥, mom, carry me away!

Performers: Guo Donglin, Huang Yang, Liu Yazin, Ma Tianyu, Guan Xiaotong, etc.

①, why are you unhappy? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.

②, how this corruption is a bit sick!

③, since I married you, I have not seen the money, all the cards, dinner with a meal card, ride a bus with a bus card, see a doctor with a health insurance card, I was stuck.

④, who wants to give gifts and money again because of the office, you have one word: fight.

⑤, for people who do not do anything wrong, in the middle of the night is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.

⑥, study hard to not fall behind.

⑦, I have always taken you as a role model, I did not expect you to be a fly.

⑧, I am pulling your sleeves, biting your ears, let you sweat!

⑨, I support you because you have a dream, I do not want to return the favor.

⑩, when I was in the most difficult time, you gave me not only money, is the biggest encouragement, you are my partner, is my life partner.

Performed by: Cai Ming, Pan Changjiang, Gao sparkling

①, you get up every morning to practice singing, at noon to practice breakdancing, and at night to play the drums, life goes on, you are more than disturbing ah!

②, you sing like eating a plastic bag; your breakdancing, far away from a look thought it was a clothes rack collapse it!

③, Tower brother pro, let me off the hook!

④, you know what a bad review means to a store owner? That's like, I jumped into the swimming pool, that's the end of the world!

⑤, you rub the lamp twice, I promise you, I'm Aladdin!

⑥, you individual open online store 'too unreliable. In the summer, I bought a swimsuit green, under the water to lose color, I just swam half a circle, I heard someone on the shore muttered: look at that big sister still swim it, tired of bile are spit out.

⑦, I am the buyer Wang Tiehuo, today the wrong to change the bad reviews, can not distinguish between purple and yellow, just because I am color blind.

⑧, typing special slow it, want to say a good new year, and so sent, the moon cake.

⑨, I do not mean, I am intentional.

⑩, I have been good-looking do not want.

Performed by: Hou Yong, sentence, Yu Heng

①, I am most worried that you have become a government official, the body of the official gas is getting bigger and bigger, less and less soldier flavor, so that the general went to the battlefield is not able to win the war.

②, when the anti-Japanese general is not an official, but a warrior with the warriors charged into battle. If each of today's generals can be so, everyone is a soldier with blood, dare to fight, then our soldiers can be invincible.

⑨, the difference between the two of us is steamed bread and nest, I always lack such a heart.