02. Do you know, my dear? You've lost a lot of weight lately! I am to see in the eyes, pain in the heart ah, see will be the New Year, your body but let a person worry about ...... who do not want to let their own pig to kill a few more pounds it!
03. The moment I left with a heart of gold, you behind me helplessly crying and heart-breaking pain so that I instantly understand how much I love you, I violently turned around and cried and hugged you tightly: this pig I do not sell it!
04. A cricket made a bet with a pig that you wouldn't be able to see me if I jumped into the grass, and the pig said, "I want to be visible. So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig was watching, the pig was watching! The pig is still looking! Why is the pig still looking at it?
05. The wolf came to the pig's nest in a mess, the pig's mother arranged: the big pig to block the door! The second pig to block the window! When I saw the little pig, the pig mom came to fire, yelling: old three, do not read the text message! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away.
06. Crying it silly, happy days no right? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn't listen. Now you should remember, the pig grows to a certain portion to be out of the pen.
07. Not every flower can represent love, but the rose did; not every tree can withstand thirst, but the poplar did; not every pig can receive a text message, but you did
08. The tortoise and the hare race, the pig as a referee, do you think the tortoise ran faster or the hare ran faster?
09. Tonight there is a meteor shower, I heard that there will be a big pig flying through the sky, but unfortunately I have to sleep, you will be fine, there are so many people watching you fly!
10. Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! Good! This pig knowledge seminar ends here, see you tomorrow !
11. A pig and a penguin were locked in a -20℃ cold storage, the next day the penguin died, but the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? That's right, the pig doesn't know either!
12. When the Tang Monk took his three disciples for a short break, the Tang Monk went to the pig and looked at him angrily, "You're such a pig, you still have time to read short messages!"
Your life: ten years old will take a bath - pig self-cleaning, twenty years old will dress up - pig when the Mao, thirty years old will work - pig industry, forty years old has a servant - pig to get the commission, fifty years old will be shooting - pig shooting
I don't want to be your parallel line, life can only be far and you watch; I don't want to be your intersecting line, a moment of warmth after the farther and farther away; only wish and you **** for a straight line, you before me after you drive you into the pigsty!
The north wind began to blow again, careless you are always like this, every time I remind you to wear a piece of clothing, but you are also every time so disdainfully answered me, said: I'm so thick pig skin is what? I'm not afraid of that little wind?
The sun has risen, the troubles are over, and you will meet the wonderful day with vigor! Come out of the nest! Shake your piggy hair, wash your face, and work hard for your feed!
Tea, to drink strong, until the aroma is particularly; road, to walk difficult, until the bitter sweet: people, to deep feelings, until the next life can love again; pig's feet, to fresh, eh? The one with the cell phone is not bad!
Before I only know, piglet can't talk, just know humming, but then met you, realize that you are more than piglet will hum, is talking about you, you still hum!
A pig and a penguin were locked in a -20℃ cold storage, the next day the penguin died, the pig is fine, why? You don't know? By the way, the pig doesn't know either!
. Baby pig's love can:You hi congratulations had to. The pig's chemical text has, the education has been taught, the word literacy head one is you explicitly said, the letter short then this understand can see you. The first thing you need to do is to read the text of the book, and then you can read it, and then you can read it, and then you can read it, and then you can read it, and then you can read it, and then you can read it, and then you can read it, and then you can read it, and then you can read it, and then you can read it, and then you can read it, and then you can read it, and then you can read it, and then you can read it, and then you can read it. But it only takes a few seconds for a word of concern to be heard: "It's cold, so put more grass in your nest!
Reading in Sichuanese: Once the night is over, a tiger pops up and pounces on the ground, but it doesn't risk putting you in the wrong place. Because it's not a building, it's not a building, it's a building!
A piglet was about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to get it. But the piggy said impassionately, death has no fear, wait for me to finish reading this text message. Oh
God didn't give the pig wisdom because he wanted the pig to be happy. So you must be happy.
Fat like a pig, troubled? Lazy like a pig, guilty? Stupid like a pig, poor? Of course not, you are a pig! You can do whatever you want!
You and a wild boar one-on-one, was kicked a head of bag, the wild boar said: Grandma ground! The boar says, "Damn it, a domestic pig wants to fight a boar!
Originally, I really love you! But I'm afraid that one day you will leave me, why can't you cherish this fate after you choose to be sincere? I want to be with you forever, but the police said no pigs are allowed in the city!
One day, the eight ring asked the Tang monk: master, this world is really my ugliest? The Tang Monk said: you go to ask the Goddess of Mercy! Eight rings from the Goddess of Mercy back, happy to ask: Oh, master, who is # # ah? Ha ha!
Late at night, the pig is very sad crying. Mom asked: why are you crying? Piggy said: I feel very stupid. Mom comforted him: child, don't cry, the person who reads this message is even more stupid than you!
Guess the riddle: You and the pig are standing together. (playing an animal) Riddle: Elephant
A pair of lovers together is called a love affair, a couple together is called an eternity together, and you are simple, you and a pig together is called a pair of pairs.
When you pick up a mirror and look at your own round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth, blessed ears, you always can't help but sigh out loud ---- pig ah!
You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left, the cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!
Pigs are said to be lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I've found a pig reading a text message.
Since the beginning of time, a mathematical equation has been eternally true: A = B, B = C, so A = C. You = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig.
New signs in the animal world: ants raped African elephants, lions sold spicy hot pot, rats and snakes to get together, sharks and donkeys shopping malls, and piglets are even crazier, holding a cell phone pretending to be a hooligan, hey, said you, but also look, small sample!
The day I said you are a pig, you said "I am a pig only strange", since then I called you a pig only strange, and then you finally could not stand it, in front of a lot of people shouted at me "I am not a pig only strange"!
Receive this message, you are a pink pig, delete this message, you are an African pig, reply to this message, you are a Rwandan boar, do not return to the Ukrainian pig, stored in the Americas perverted pig, hey, look what you do
Sunrise + sunset = day and night, the moon + stars = unlimited thoughts, wind and flowers + snow = tenderness, love, love and love, meteors + words of wisdom = blessings, you + charcoal = incense, you + charcoal, you + charcoal, you + charcoal, you + charcoal, you = charcoal. Suckling Pig
Weird, really weird! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand and you said it was fine and that it didn't hurt at all! Then I looked up the proverb and realized that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!
The cobra is highly nearsighted, and the elephant first date after some polite, the cobra said to the elephant's trunk: to come to it, but also lead such a big head of pig to, you are too polite. Again, is this pig called ##?
You're happy because I'm happy, I'm happy because you're happy, I'm sad because you're skinny, I'm skinny because you're sick, I'm smiling because you're strong, I'm rich because I sold you ............ Pig ah!
I have always been at your side, but also repeatedly worried about you, today you eat enough? Did you sleep well? Do you get cold late at night? I always knew you just couldn't take care of yourself, and whenever I walked away, you jumped out of the pig pen.
I have always been attracted to you, and your face appears in front of my eyes all the time! But I was poor and didn't dare to hope, now I have money! I can say: "Boss, cut me half of that pig's head"!
How can I bear to see you go? We have spent a lot of warm and happy time together, but today we are going to break up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: wait a minute, this pig I do not sell
The thoughts of you are day after day, lonely I still have not changed, when will the beautiful dream appear! I'd like to see you, my dear! But I just can't find you living in that pigsty! The dead pig sleeps in a bad position to get up and re-sleep.
There are six kinds of pigs in the world, raised in the home called the family pig, born in the mountains called the wild boar, read the message called stupid pig, in the laugh of a stupid pig, angry is a stupid pig, ignore me is a dead pig, do not return the message of the pig is worse than ~ ~ ~ ~
Weather changes gratuitous, be careful of catching a cold, once again, care for you a few words: you want to quit one of the strip; two quit late; three quit cold drinks; four quit picking food; five quit cold baths; Six abstain from alcohol; seven abstain from boarding the quilt; eight abstain from you understand?
If the fall is gone, I will wait for you in the snow, if the world is gone, I will love you in heaven. If you go, I will think of you in tears; if I go, I will let him take care of you, his pig-raising skills are not bad, really
Raining off and on, causing me unlimited thoughts, to put it bluntly is to think of you, wait until the wind and sunshine, I will also take you to that piece of grass, but agreed in advance: the pig is only permitted to eat grass, not allowed to arch the ground!
Friends in the past, think about it or you are the coolest, dreaming to find you a thousand degrees, suddenly look back, but you are still in my pigsty, eating grass, next to the tree, tail wagging can not stop, so you are gnawing on my family's tree, damn it!
When I met you, I was flustered and didn't know what to do. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I understand your heart. I desperately ran away from you but followed closely. I cried out, "Whose pig is starving like this?"
I haven't heard from you in a long time
These two days I always think of you
My heart is in turmoil
Searching all over the pond where you love to go
The hut where you dine
The lawn where you sleep
Still I don't see you
My heart is breaking
......
How could you lose a pig that was so big
My friends said we wouldn't be happy together
They told me to give up on you, to leave you
But I really liked you, and I couldn't bear to leave you
That's why I fell out with them
Why should they
Go ahead and let them have the dog, not the pig
We used to be just a bunch of people with no idea what we were doing, and we've never seen anything like this before. p>
Before I was just an ordinary chivalrous man, until I met the most mysterious you in the jianghu, and the ghost of God called out your name, since then I have become the jianghu everyone admired "know piggy warrior"
Piggy piggy terrific, every day to sleep to ten o'clock, ton of five bowls are the bottom of the weight of no one dares to compare to ask piggy where is it? Is snickering to see the text message.
The king wanted 100 pigs, the minister only brought 99, the king said: "There is a pig'? The minister said: "There is still 1 head is reading a short message
I want to say my heart when you are the happiest, warm and romantic in the New Year, the opportunity has finally come - you are happy when you are like a piggy, and even more so when you are angry. Pig, happy new year!
I spend my days like this: playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tyson, playing chess with Wei-Ping, chatting about scandals with Clinton, blowing up buildings with Osama bin Laden, and texting pigs.
Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; not every tree can withstand thirst, but aspens do; not every pig can get a text message, but you do!
There is a meteor shower tonight, and I heard that there will be a big pig flying through the sky, but unfortunately I have to sleep, and you'll be just fine, there are so many people watching you fly!
Raised at home is a domestic pig, born in the mountains is called a wild pig, read this message is a stupid pig, if in the laugh is a stupid pig, angry is a fat pig, ignore me is a dead pig, do not reply to even worse than a pig.
When I turned my head to leave that moment, you behind me helplessly crying, heartbreaking pain so that I instantly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale!
I just saw you at the supermarket! You put your hand on the barcode scanner and the screen said: pig's feet are 8 dollars. You thought the machine was broken and put your face over to look at it, and the screen said pig's head was 5 yuan!
Or you're the best, I began to think of you again, no longer angry with you and I feel the love for you every day to deepen that's because someone told me .... The price of pork has gone up and you can buy it for a good price!
Ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's butt, playing a song title .................. Can't guess it, shedding tears on your face.
Told my mom, I like you, I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, you know? Through these days of interaction, I realized that I can no longer live without you, but my mom refused, she said: no pigs allowed in the house!
You pulled a pig shopping, very happy look. I passed by, full of sympathy, said: "Look at a person's class, depending on who he is with." Before I could finish my sentence, I saw the pig abandon you with contempt.
People are so tired of living! You have to queue up to get on the bus, you really suffer from unrequited love, you don't have any flavor to eat, you can easily get drunk, you are tired of going to work, you don't know how to commit robbery, you have to pay tax to earn money, and you have to charge for sending a text message to the pig~!
Busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't bother you, I'm thinking of you! I hope that when you get this text message, your mouth is smiling, your nose is arching, and you're grunting twice to let the other pigs know that the owner likes you best!
There was a bean that fell, it was discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "Piggy Encouragement Bean".
The piglet was very sad and crying. Mom asked: Why are you crying? The piggy said: I feel stupid. Mom said, "Don't cry. The person who reads this message is even dumber than you!
The sky is drizzling as if mocking my demented Why are you so selfish and cruel to let me empty thoughts of love racked my brain to write a poem full of heartache who knows that only the pig and the idiots staring at the phone to see this poem
Every time the wind and rain is harsh is that I am for you to ask for warmth and warmth, in the case of famine, I am for you to send food, you are simple and honest look that makes me excited and full of excitement, in fact, to raise a pig quite a sense of fulfillment well!
In this warm and romantic day, a little pig is hiding in the house to draw eggs, and the eggs he draws are round and round. The pig is happy to have a round egg!
Party members: a day does not drink the party's wine. I don't know how to go about it. The day you don't eat the party's food. I don't know how to do my job. The day without using the party's money. I don't know how to fill in the invoice. One day does not smoke the Party's cigarettes. I don't know how to sign my name.
Preservation of education difficulties: criticism of the superior official position is difficult to maintain; criticism of the peer relationship is difficult to deal with; criticism of their own trouble; criticism of the lower level of the vote is reduced; criticism of the husband he is messed up; criticism of the children have no one to pension. This situation is how to be good?
It is said that a blind man was so good at fortune-telling that he brought in a pig with its hair removed for him to read. The blind man touched it and was delighted, saying: "The hips are wide and the belly is round, a member of the Party of the present generation, the face is big and the eyes are small, a leader, and the skin is tender and is being preserved!
Responders: with a smile to please - the doorkeeper two 2-7 12:24
You in the Baidu web page that writes on the Spring Festival funny text messages, there are a lot of them, look at it. ☆ If you feel happy you wave your hand, if you feel happy you stomp your foot, if you feel happy you shake your head. Happy New Year, crazy people!
☆ The sea is full of water, the spider is full of legs, the chili pepper is really hot, know you ah no regret. I wish you a happy new year, every day you can't stop talking!
☆ My dearest friend: In this New Year, I wish God bless you! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that, but I'm sure you'll be able to do it! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that, but I'm sure you'll be able to! The God of Love is shooting at you! The god of food kisses you!
☆ Wine, candles and food, what a wonderful New Year! Only your wallet is missing! Happy New Year, my friend!
☆ We are saying goodbye to the old year, and we are saying goodbye to the new year, and we are saying goodbye to the old year, and we are saying goodbye to the new year!
☆ I'd like to say good morning to you! I'd like to say goodbye to you, and I'd like to say goodbye to you! I'm very happy to see you!
☆ As the old saying goes, the sky increases the number of years, and people live longer, so at the beginning of the new year, I wish you good health and a long life.
☆ Good luck for the New Year, my old friend! I wish you good health and all the best! Bring gifts, come and get the red envelope!
☆ I wish you good luck in the Year of the Dog! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it! The year is beginning, the blessing of life is coming.
☆ I wish you a prosperous business and a new year! Great success in the new year!
☆ In this glorious and happy Chinese New Year festival, offer all the best wishes! I wish you all the best!
☆ I wish you a lot of happiness in this peaceful Spring Festival after a long absence! I wish you a happy Spring Festival!
☆ Congratulations and good fortune to your old friends! I wish you a happy Chinese New Year! I'm sure you'll be able to find a way to make it work for you!
☆ Early spring snow, everywhere on earth new! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that.
☆ With sincere and warm wishes, we express our thoughts on the occasion of the Spring Festival. Happy Chinese New Year!
☆ The wind drifts with the intoxicating sound of bells, and in the festive atmosphere of the arrival of the New Year, I wish you peace, joy and success!
☆ The year of the blessing of the new luck, the source of wealth! The phoenix from the ancient habitat of the big Wu, good wood from the beam, the new year to continue to work hard!
☆ The New Year's Eve is a great occasion, and the good times are finally here. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this! I'm not going to be able to get a good deal on a new year's Eve dinner! I'm not going to be able to do that!
☆ Auspicious and wealthy, year after year, flowers bloom like a brocade, gold and jade, happiness, luck, life and happiness, icing on the cake, peace in all seasons!
☆ May your Spring Festival be full of warmth, peace, and the joy of reunion with loved ones, and may the Spring Festival be joyful and the New Year be joyful.
☆ May the Spring Festival not only be a time for you to laugh, but also a time for you to rejoice. I wish you all the best for the festival and a happy new year.
☆ I wish you my best wishes and affectionate thoughts in this joyous season, and I hope your Spring Festival this year will be more brilliant than in previous years.
☆ Happy Chinese New Year, may you be happy and joyful all the time! May the warmth of Spring Festival bring you peace and joy.
☆ I wish you a happy and sweet New Year. I wish you a happy and sweet new year!
☆ In the new year, I wish you a prosperous career and a bright future! The new year, I wish you a prosperous career and a bright future! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty! The good man is safe!
☆ A string of sincere blessings, an extraordinary heart, riding on the short message of love, sent into your heart. Happy Chinese New Year!
☆ The ancients all sweep the dust for the New Year, may you also sweep away the dust in your heart for a year, in the New Year, I wish you a year are happy!
☆ Good day for the New Year! The thought of you is like a curling smoke that never ends, and the blessing of you is a babbling brook that accompanies you throughout your life.
☆ In the beautiful festival, send me a sincere blessing, the footsteps of the Spring Festival will send them all to the pure and flawless you!
☆ May you have a happy Spring Festival! May the world be full of detail and harmony. With my most sincere heart, I wish you a happy year!
☆ Step on the wings of the wind, welcome the sky full of snowflakes, sprinkle you all over the blessings: a week of seven happy, Pepsi, everything Fanta!
☆ The streets and alleys are filled with the scent of the Spring Festival, and my deepest blessings to you are also sprinkled in them, do you realize it?
☆ ☆ Buddy, congratulations on the fortune, great luck, I wish you all the family peace, work well! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get it right, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get it right!
☆ Give you special blessings, may the Spring Festival bring you boundless happiness, as you wish, I wish you a happy Spring Festival, the New Year is full of happiness and success.
☆ We have worked together very well in the past year, thank you for your care, the beginning of the year of the dog, I wish you all the family joy, wish you success!
☆ Old friend, I wish you a festive season, good luck all year round, happy as you wish, and a lot of money! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do this, but I'm sure you'll be able to!
☆ You are like a flat boat, carrying me to the sea of knowledge. I'd like to thank you for your help! I wish you a happy new year, and I wish you all the luck in the world!
☆ Let's spread the sound of the Spring Festival in all directions, and let's spread friendship and praise to the world. My friend, I will always bless you!
☆ The God of Fortune, the God of New Year, and the God of Luck accompany my short message to! The new year will be more precious, and the next year's life will be more beautiful.
☆ In the advent of the New Year, I wish you peace, joy and happiness! Wish you always have a happy song in your heart, Happy New Year!
☆ Auspicious peace and happiness, new happiness as you wish! The new year is good: good luck, congratulations, happy, step by step, welcome the spring of blessings!
☆☆ The new year is a time to think about your family, mom and dad, so take care of yourselves. The whole family is safe and sound every year, and the door is full of good luck every year!
☆ A thousand auspicious clouds to celebrate the surplus, a hundred blessings to celebrate the new year! The green hills are still there, and the blessings are there every year! I'm sure you'll be happy to see me in the new year!
☆ An unchanging friendship, with millions of blessings, to my missing friends, warmly greeted: Happy Chinese New Year! I'd like to thank you all for your support!
☆ In this beautiful Spring Festival, I would like to send my thoughts and blessings. I wish my friend a good mood every day in the new year!
☆ In this season of love, in this peaceful New Year, I would like to send you a full bosom of thoughts and countless blessings.
☆ I wish my friend peace and happiness! I would like to send this "overweight" blessing to my most special friend, Happy Chinese New Year, through the atmosphere of the Spring Festival!
☆ May you enjoy all the joy you expect in the Spring Festival, and every little thing will bring you sweet feelings and endless happiness.
☆ I wish you in the new year, to get rich on the Wanbao Road, career on the Red Pagoda Mountain, lover more than Ashima, wealth throughout the Greater China.
☆ New Year's Eve messenger, to you a peace, let this peaceful melody, accompanied by you through the night. Happy New Year and good luck!
☆ The longer the wine, the mellower it is, the longer the friends are with each other, the more genuine they are; the more the water flows, the clearer it is, the more the vicissitudes of the world flow, the more it fades. I wish you a happy new year and a good mood at all times!
, send you a jacket, the front is safe, the back is happy, auspicious is the collar, such as will be the sleeve, happy is the button, the pocket is full of warmth, wear it, let it accompany you every day! Happy New Year!
2. Don't be so tired, don't be so exhausted, take a break when you don't feel well, don't be afraid to eat when you are hungry, don't be afraid of being expensive, don't be against yourself when you are tired of your work, eat on time and sleep on time, and come to the party with your friends who miss you!
3, fat vine vine, feet vibration, buy old pork to worship God, eat pork into the God of life, read the short message - I wish you a Lantern Festival to eat well, happy work!
4, the new New Year's Eve method: first you put a piece of steaming rice cake on the floor, and then in the last second of the year upside down across the rice cake ~ ~ hehehe ~ ~ completed!
5, hello! Here is 1860 song station, your friend for you to play "Jingle Bells" song, because the network is busy, so can not directly listen to it, have to hum yourself. Thank you!
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The Year of the Dog Chinese New Year SMS
Author：unknown Source：unknown Adding Time：2005-12-26
In the new year, I wish you: the spring breeze overflowing you, the family cares for you, the love moistens you, the God of Fortune is tied to you, your friends are loyal to you, and I wish you here, and the lucky star will always shine on you! Happy New Year to you!
$$$$$$$$$$$$ When you receive these money symbols, it means you have received the blessing of the God of Fortune, who will bring you fortune in the new year!
I've asked Trouble, it doesn't love you at all, and says it'll ignore you forever, and told me to tell you not to flatter yourself! Also, Health asked me to bring you a love letter: it's been secretly in love with you for a long time and will remain so for the rest of its life! Happy New Year!
When you see this message, luck has come to your head, the God of Fortune has entered your house, glory and wealth are not far from you. Wish you friend: Happy New Year!
Wish you in the new year: career is just afternoon, the body as strong as a tiger, money does not win, work is not hard, leisurely as a mouse, romantic like music, happy you belong.
I hope that this year: everyone along with you, the train to let you, worry to avoid you, money to stick to you, bandits to help you, public security to protect you, the court favors you, wine to support you, lovers love you the most!
Wish you a smooth sailing, two dragons fly, three sheep, four seasons of peace, five rich in the door, six, six big luck, seven stars, eight parties to the wealth, a long time children's heart, ten perfect, a hundred things, a thousand things auspicious, all the best!
Rose is my passion, candy is my flavor, stars are my eyes, moonlight is my soul, all together to you - my love, Happy New Year!
Wishing you a prosperous New Year, I wish you a lot of good fortune, a lot of concubines, a lot of children and grandchildren, a lot of daytime hearing of warbling and swallowing, a lot of nighttime bathing in charming rain, a lot of clouds, touching the west and kissing the west, embracing the right and the left, moaning and groaning, inverted phoenixes, inverted phoenixes, inverted phoenixes and luan, envying the Wei-Shou-Bao, envying the bad Ximen-Qing, the moon and the wind have no boundaries
The stars in the sky are twinkling with fluorescent light, encircling a colorful, beautiful dreams, and I bless you with all the wishes you have made for this year! I wish you all the best for your work and career, and good health and appetite. I'd like to see you in a better position to do what you want to do.
Today night to tomorrow's day, your cell phone will appear goose feather blessing, your mood will be mainly sunny, by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, is expected to continue to scrape the smooth wind within a week!
A new line of New Year's travel - a seven-day tour of Afghanistan has been launched: live in a terrorist training camp, learn to make bombs and anthrax, and those who excel will have the honor of becoming Osama bin Laden's successor.
I put my New Year's blessings and hopes quietly under the snowy slopes that will be melting, so that they, growing along the seedlings of spring, will give you a full year of fruitfulness and fragrance!
Wishing you a prosperous year, as fat as a pig; a great body, as strong as a bear; a sweet love, as beautiful as a bee; good luck, as much as a cow's hair; a prosperous career, flying higher and higher like a roc.
Missing heart is very thick, want to say a lot of things. But what I want to know most is whether you are doing well or not. In this warm moment, to send sincere greetings and blessings, I hope you are very good ......
May you be happy every day for 365 days a year, 8760 hours a day, 5256000 minutes a minute, wonderful, 31536000 seconds a second, happy.
God released the snowflakes on earth to make you forget your worries. The cold wind closes the window in the night to let you swing the warmth, let the sky prove that the earth is long, let the earth prove that the sky is long. I wish you a happy new year!
Wish you in the new year, get rich on Wanbao Road, career on the Hongtashan, lover more than Ashima, wealth all over Greater China.
Wish in the new year, you have a high position of power and responsibility, more money, less work, close to home, daily sleep until dawn, wages to the hand cramps, under the spending of your gifts, others work overtime, you get a pay rise!
Happy New Year! These four words only cost me 10 cents, but they are equivalent to 1.5 tons of blessings on you!
If you feel happy you wave your hands, if you feel happy you stomp your feet, if you feel happy you shake your head. Happy New Year, crazy people!
I hope that this year: everyone goes along with you, the train gives way to you, the trouble avoids you, the banknotes stick to you, the bandits help you, the public security protects you, the court is biased in favor of you, the wine supports you, the lover loves you the most!
Wish you 1 year all as you wish! 4 seasons all safe! 12 months all lucky! 365 days all happy!
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Chinese New Year Funny Wishes SMS, Chinese New Year Funny Wishes, Chinese New Year Funny Greetings
Chinese New Year is here, I wish you good luck, good fortune every day, life step by step, lottery win, play cards win every time, taste all the time, if you dare to forget about me, beware of the stick
Wish you in the new year: the wealth rolls in, hair like a fat pig; the health of the body, strong like a bear; love and happiness.
In the new year, I wish you a prosperous life, like a fat pig; a strong body, like a bear; a sweet love, like a bee; and a lot of money, like a cow's hair!
Living is so tiring: you have to queue up in the car, love you and suffer, eat without flavor, drink easy to get drunk, earn money and pay taxes! Even to send a text message to the piggy still have to charge! I wish you a happy new year
Wish: a new year, all the things are renewed; year after year, as you wish, year after year, peace; prosperity, wealth and good luck; happiness and well-being, celebrate the surplus; bamboo embrace the peace, blessed with the door; joyful
Friendship is the fragrant rice, hot shabu-shabu, hot and spicy erguo-tou. You're craving for it again, so have a drink in the Spring Festival of the Year of the Rooster!
Roses are my passion, candies are my flavor, stars are my eyes, moonlight is my soul, all together to you, my love, happy Chinese New Year!
Freeze! Hands up, those who know stand on the left, those who don't stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. I'm talking about you! Put down your cell phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully to me: I wish you a happy new year
The new year is here, think about what to send you, and I don't intend to do too much, so I will only give you 50 million: ten million happy! I'm not going to give you too much, but I'll just give you 50 million: Happiness! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it! Don't forget me!
Send you an egg: the first layer is hard, the second layer is durable, and the third layer is white; the center carries a new hope for the beginning of the new hope and victory, I hope it can find the life you want for you, happy year of the rooster!
If you dare not to be happy this year, I will beat your face into a color screen, head into a vibration, ears into a chord, the whole body into a straight board, do not serve to be beaten into a folded, if you still dare to beat you into a second-hand.
Wish you in the new year: the wealth is rolling in, hair like a fat pig; the body is great, strong like a bear; love is sweet, beautiful like a bee; the wealth is rolling in, more like a cow's hair!
A flower has been picked for a long time and withered, but also can't be discarded; an umbrella has been held for a long time and the rain has stopped, but also can't remember to collect; a road has been walked for a long time and can't go to the head when it's dark; a sentence, and so on for a long time...I wish you a happy new year
Let me wish you a happy new year
Let this blessing cross over the high mountains, swept over the gutter and broke through the traffic lights, jumped over the big road and scurried through the small hutongs, and flashed over the old lady who sells ice popsicles, and then into your ear. I'd like to say happy Chinese New Year to you!
God said: Happiness is to have a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you y, and a group of trustworthy friends you will have all these! Happy Year of the Rooster!
New year, new changes every year, but my heart has not changed, my vows have not changed, I want to ... Grow old with you.
Receive this message you are like me, delete you are secretly in love with me, back to the message you want to marry me, not back then promised to marry me, modify the death are my people, stored then the next life are returned to me! You just watch it
Yesterday I dreamt of you, really, the sky is so bright and quiet, the sun is so bright, the sea is so boundless, you are in the azure seaside, I take a stick to poke, hey this little bastard, the shell is also quite hard
You are the sun in my heart, but unfortunately downhill; you are the moon in my dream, but unfortunately by the clouds covered; you are the most beautiful flowers in my heart, but unfortunately opened; you are the heavenly Chang'e descending to earth, but unfortunately the cloud is covered; you are the most beautiful flower, but unfortunately open; you are the heavenly Chang'e descending to earth, but unfortunately the moon is covered; you are the most beautiful flower, but unfortunately open; you are the most beautiful flower, but unfortunately open of Chang'e descending to earth, but unfortunately face first on the ground ......
A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said: I love you. The little girl said: Can you be responsible for my future? The little boy said: of course I can! We're not even a year or two old anymore
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Chinese New Year Funny SMS
Don't say I'm heartless and uncaring, well at least I've passed on a 10-cent text message, wasted the battery power, risked my life by electromagnetic wave radiation, and this way I don't think about the consequences is to pay a New Year's visit to you! Good New Year!
At the end of another year, last year, today's family is happy. This year at this time in the countryside, parents are still well.
Too want too want to dial your phone, so want to hear your nonsense, but unfortunately, unfortunately, you unfortunately overpaid ah, fortunately, fortunately, the text message can be picked up ah, to the fool to send a warm text message, hopefully, will not be his gas explosion. And don't choose to commit heroic suicide
Do you know what it's like to be away from home? Like the ground? /ca