Cai Ming: Bibi is old, Bibi is old, Bibi is shut up.
Li Yong: Auntie, are you used to retiring?
Cai Ming: Are you used to me shortening your face?
Bi Fujian: Science. Aunt, happy retirement! Auntie!
Cai Ming: Who should I call Aunt? The face is wrinkled, very cute!
Zhu Jun: Are you two in trouble? Don't mention retirement to others! Aunt, I know you work hard for your career, so what do you think? ...
Cai Ming: Take it easy, I can't cry!
Zhu Jun: I cry for myself!
Cai Ming: OK, OK, this is my place. ...
Zhu Jun, Li Yong and Bi Fujian: Auntie can't! This is a public place! We have been here for many years!
Cai Ming: OK, OK, the ugly ones can stay.
Cai Ming: I can't cure you?
Performance section:
Man walk-on: Wife, I swear I will love you all my life!
Cai Ming: What are you two doing? This is my place!
Walk-on: What have I done to you? I'll get in your way today! I hinder (love) you! I hinder (love) you! I hinder (love) you!
Cai Ming: Did you hear that, girl?
Woman walk-on: Your smell is really strong!
Cai Ming: It's finally quiet! Alas! (Pan Changjiang appears)
Cai Ming: That kid!
Pan Changjiang: Who should the child be called? I'm an adult!
Cai Ming: This is a disaster for adults! What are you doing here?
Pan Changjiang: I'm practicing the national standard here!
Cai Ming: England? You look like a mouse to me!
Cai Ming: I like quiet. ...
Pan Changjiang: We don't know each other, so you are close to me?
Cai Ming: It's close! It's really a heart! You are miniature, but your heart is still obscene!
Pan Changjiang: (pointing to Cai Ming) Good men don't hit women! (Continue to dance)
(Cai Ming goes up to him and turns off the tape recorder)
Pan Changjiang: No, can you stand up?
Cai Ming: Who says I can't stand up?
Pan Changjiang: Are you still in a wheelchair?
Cai Ming: I do! I stand dizzy! Ah, I feel dizzy.
Pan Changjiang: Are you going home?
Cai Ming: It's too cold.
Pan Changjiang: Hot and cold!
Cai Ming: I'm bored.
Pan Changjiang: You old ladies are more difficult to serve than Cixi!
Cai Ming: Have you served Cixi?
Pan Changjiang: Ah! No, who served Cixi?
Pan Changjiang: I'm telling you, sister, I have to practice here for ten minutes.
Cai Ming: No way.
Pan Changjiang: I have an appointment with my partner to meet here in ten minutes.
Cai Ming: Yo, you're the only one with a partner! No eyes, right?
Pan Changjiang: Seven old ladies are following my ass every day, demanding to be partners. I don't want to. My face is as white as a princess.
Cai Ming: Seven Snow White and a Dwarf, or a fairy tale?
Pan Changjiang: Do you look down on me? Watch my moves! One dada, two dada, three dada, four dada ... Oh, did you see it? Just this action, the gyro dance step that is popular in the whole community, I invented it, and the stage name is Little Gyro! (showing off)
Cai Ming: No wonder I want to slap you so much!
Cai Ming: I said little Lolo. ...
Pan Changjiang: What Ronaldinho!
Cai Ming: Small screws. ...
Pan Changjiang: What little screw! Xiaotuo ...
Cai Ming: I know! Little tuo bird!
Cai Ming: This is my place. You can't jump here!
Pan Changjiang: Old lady, why are you so overbearing? So this is all my territory? (Angry)
Cai Ming: Your territory. ...
Pan Changjiang: Ah!
Cai Ming: Did you leave a mark under this telephone pole?
Pan Changjiang: You, I practiced here today, so what? I won't believe in evil!
Pan Changjiang (singing): Mao Tengtao, come with us. ...
Cai Ming (singing): My sister is singing a sweet song opposite.
Pan Changjiang (singing): Danielle, just for your love and mine. ...
Cai Ming (singing): When will my sister let me cross your river?
Pan Changjiang: I beg you, will you stop fooling around?
Cai Ming: All right, all right.
Pan Changjiang (singing): Mao Tengtao, come with us. My sister is singing a sweet song. ...
Pan Changjiang: Oh, it's over. I've been practicing this high-pitched song for half a year because you can't climb a word!
Pan Changjiang: Hey, you old woman (Cai Ming holds out her palm), what, you still want to hit me?
Cai Ming: I mean you only have five minutes left.
Pan Changjiang: Right, right, right. (as he talks, he takes out a doll from his bag)
Pan Changjiang: Look, Sister, this is my grandson.
Cai Ming: I look just like you. (Pan Changjiang picks up the doll and looks at it)
Pan Changjiang: My grandson asked me to buy her a doll. Let him play with you for a while and let me dance quietly for a while.
Cai Ming: Shall we watch Grandpa dance together?
Doll (Cai Ming imitates the doll's voice): OK!
Pan Changjiang: Hey!
Pan Changjiang: One Dada, two Dadas and three Dadas. ...
Doll: Ah, hehehehehehe!
Pan Changjiang: No, what are you laughing at?
Cai Ming: I'm not laughing. He did it. Be good, stop laughing!
Doll: Hmm ~
Pan Changjiang: One Dada, two Dadas and three Dadas. ...
Doll: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Cai Ming: He laughed himself to death! Hey, grandpa dances beautifully!
Doll: Ouch! Ouch!
Cai Ming: This boy is really naughty. Let me talk about him! Grandpa is waiting for his partner. Why not be his partner all the time?
Doll: I want to die! Oh, oh, oh ... (bumps into Cai Ming's leg)
Cai Ming: What's wrong with this child? What's going on here? Uh, all right, all right! I won't be grandpa's partner!
Doll: (crying) Ah, ah, ah, ah! Ho ho ~
Cai Ming: Look, the child has been wronged!
Doll: whoops ~
Pan Changjiang: You two had a good time! I kindly take a doll to play with you, and you two will unite to play with me! (Angry)
Cai Ming: You still don't let people talk? As far as your dancing is concerned, it's disgusting. Open the fucking disgusting door!
Doll: That's disgusting!
Pan Changjiang: You old lady, you have a lisp! I went alone!
Cai Ming: Aren't you too? Listen, you're single!
Pan Changjiang: How do you know?
Cai Ming: Look at its appearance.
Pan Changjiang: In my appearance, or? ...
Cai Ming: Seven Snow White and a Dwarf. This is not a fairy tale, but a horror movie!
Pan Changjiang: Haha! My partner called me! Hey! Partner, where have you been? Do you need me to pick you up?
Pan Changjiang: What? Aren't you coming? Why didn't you come? We agreed that you and Lao Zhang were partners? Good cooperation is success!
Pan Changjiang: How has this agreed thing changed? (Take off the wig to reveal white hair)
Cai Ming: How old are you? (surprised)
Pan Changjiang: 70 years younger. Hey, hey! (On the phone) Brother Wang, I, Gyro, do you still need Guanyin? Great! I'll go! I'll go! I'll go!
Cai Ming: I'll go!
Pan Changjiang: Isn't it just a handshake? Put me in the last one.
Cai Ming: Can I see you again?
Pan Changjiang: If you trust me, you can put me first.
Cai Ming: Then it will be a centipede with 1000 hands!
Pan Changjiang: Are you still short on stilts? Great! I'll go, I'll go, I'll go
Cai Ming: I will go there often!
Pan Changjiang: How high is that? 2.4 meters?
Cai Ming: Isn't there a potato on the bamboo pole? I said, you're 70! What are you fooling around with?
Pan Changjiang: Life lies in sports!
Cai Ming: Wrong! Life lies in stillness! Look at that bastard. How long has he lived there motionless?
Pan Changjiang: Don't look at the tortoise, look at me!
Cai Ming: I'd better watch the tortoise!
Pan Changjiang: I used to be a psycho! After dancing in the square dance, I got better. Sister, this is called retirement syndrome! The development of the new body, the more you don't stand, the more you can't stand up! Always grind the ground, the more you grind, the healthier you are!
Cai Ming: Is it getting shorter and shorter?
Pan Changjiang: I can hardly communicate with you!
Cai Ming: OK, OK! Go home! No one will take you to play today!
Pan Changjiang: Yeah, nobody took me ... Hey, who said nobody took me to play? Look, Zhao Zong, the captain of the dance team, came to see me in person!
Cai Ming: If you show off in an ostentatious manner again, people will die!
Pan Changjiang: Hello! Sister Zhao, you called me. Does our dance team finally want me? Oh, no, no, you, you gave me three months to find a partner, but seven old ladies wouldn't dance with me! What do you think happened? No, Sister Zhao, please let me go. I can help you look after clothes and order lunch! Of course, I paid for a box lunch! I am on my way. What? Aren't you at home? But this is your landline phone?
Cai Ming: Hey, I have a bad temper! (grabs the phone) Zhao Nvshi, are you a bit of a bully? It doesn't matter who I am. I am a Millennium fox. What are you playing for me? Doesn't he just want to dance? Then I tell you, he is a partner, yes, I am his partner! What, you want us to go there now? We're not leaving yet! (slamming the phone)
Pan Changjiang: Hey hey, this seems to be my mobile phone!
Cai Ming: Come here, let me tell you something about pineapples!
Pan Changjiang: Little gyro.
Cai Ming: From now on! (crisp and neat)
Pan Changjiang: I've wanted to change it for a long time!
Cai Ming: I'm telling you, little slipper!
Pan Changjiang:No. What's my name?
Cai Ming: I can call you whatever you want!
Pan Changjiang: I listen to you!
Cai Ming: Listen to me, camel!
Pan Changjiang: My God! This talk is killing me! Hey, sis, why are you standing up?
Cai Ming: People like you who stand up like they didn't stand up have already stood up. Why can't I stand up?
Pan Changjiang: Don't stand up. How many people are there?
Cai Ming: Listen to me. From now on, I am your partner!
Pan Changjiang: Really?
Cai Ming: Really? I even thought of my stage name, called Little Gyro!
Pan Changjiang: What's my name?
Cai Ming: You still call it a scooter!
Pan Changjiang: I changed my car. All right! (Pushing away the wheelchair) Just take the bus. Partner!
Cai Ming: Turn around, little Nezha!
Pan Changjiang: I'm completely crazy!
Pan Changjiang (singing): Mao Tengtao, come with us. Nothing can stop the future!
Cai Ming (singing): Dane Lai, as far as our love is concerned, nothing can stop our future!
He (singing): Yi Yi Ya ... You are not here, you are not here. One one one ... you are, you are. Come on, friends, come on, come on!