1. I have this age should not have the handsome and witty.
2. When a mouse is powerful, everyone is a sick cat.
3. Friendly reminder: the user's signature is too personalized, the system has automatically blocked.
4. Some people kiss Xue Zhiqian, everyone is angry. The first time I saw this was when I was a kid, and it was a very good time for me. Some people kiss Yang Yang, everyone is annoyed. Someone kissed me, I guess it's about to start.
5. Please don't pretend to be nice to me, I'm stupid and will take it seriously.
6. I'm getting envious of my deskmate because she has a handsome and dashing, low-voiced and sexy, suave, selfless spreader of laughter and love, unlike my deskmate, who is as dumb as a Badger in a melon field.
7. I was told I was pretty, I laughed, and they said I was prettier when I laughed.
8. It's not that all beautiful people have a difficult life, if so, I admit defeat, and defeat in a big way.
9. Beautiful is God's will, cool is man-made.
10. Your hair is so beautiful, especially the scent that puts me in a trance, which is your own flavor.
11. Materialism says: "I say you are handsome, you are handsome." Materialism says: "Because you are handsome, so I say you are handsome." In a word - I am handsome.
12. Your eyes are so provocative, so I can not help but kiss her, do not move, you will let me fall deeper and deeper
13. Forget a person is really hard to read four years of undergraduate study in Tsinghua University and graduate school for three years, or can not forget her leaning on my shoulders when the appearance of one meter eighty-five.
14. Valentine's Day afraid of object too handsome to be snatched away? Don't look at me, it's useless to look at me, I'm more handsome than him.
15. Who can pick me, pick out my honesty, pick out my simplicity, pick out my feelings of consistency.
16. The most adorable beauty, and now I have grown up to be the most adorable person in my life.
17. Donggao thin twilight look, reclining on how to rely. The trees are all in autumn color, and the mountains are only in autumn sunshine.
18. You do not even have a dream, what is the difference with salted fish?
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19. Life is in the sea of bitterness swim, cultivate the clean enjoy true happiness. In this world, there are many things that are unpredictable. We can't control the encounter, but we can master ourselves; we can't predict the future, but we can grasp the present; we don't know how long our life is in the end, but we can arrange the present life.
20. Pretty to be passable.
21. I look unrivaled, handsome.
22. Brother has been caught up, but never been surpassed!
23. You are the only one in my heart! Other girls in front of me are like air!
24. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my own pretty face.
25. I am a passer-by that you turn around and forget, why should I accompany you to the end of the world
26. Why do people only see my beautiful face, but do not know that behind that, I have a smart brain.
27. Sometimes by their own handsome cry sometimes by their own cute dizzy I live a very tired.
28. I hope that every woman can be loyal to their own hearts, even if you are temporarily forced to other options, can not do something for their own needs, do not feel that their own ideas are not important. Because sooner or later, one day, you'll be back on this path of self-discovery. When you always see and remember your own needs, do not live for others, and do not limit others to live for themselves, you will have a free space in front of you, so that you can be brave in any opportunity that arises to choose to live a unique version of yourself.
29. The first beam of light in the darkness is born from the handsome face of my brother.
30. I have a handsome appearance, clear eyes, jade, a star style, the first through the international ISO9001 handsome system certification, tips; the signature beauty is worth paying attention to.
31. Today's exam in the paper written all over the "I'm so beautiful", the results of all the wrong, the original looks beautiful really wrong.
32. I nestle in your list, do not speak all exudes a beautiful gas.
33. There are a lot of couples out there, and I'm afraid that when I show up, they'll regret that they already have a girlfriend.
34. It is best to be both independent and dependent, independent in personality and dependent in emotion, such a woman is lovely, and life with her is both easy and fun.
35. You long violation!
36. It is said that, when I was born, the north of the sky, the appearance of auspicious clouds, gradually from far to near, floating to the roof of my house, transformed into a word; handsome.
37. In my next life, if I were a man, I would marry a woman like me, with outstanding looks, as gentle as water, but also as strong as steel, salt and sweet.
38. Hand holding a chopper to cut the wire all the way to sparks with lightning.
39. There are two kinds of people in the world who are most fascinating: one is like me, and the other is like me
40. I wake up every morning by my own beauty.
41. The one who pretends to be 13 should be punched, but should not be accustomed to it!
42. Called a pear blossom pressure begonias, people send nicknames on the world all-powerful jade-faced small Flying Dragon, handsome and wisdom of the incarnation of the chivalry and benevolence of the blend of the former high man warrior is also.
43. There are two kinds of people in the world that men are most fascinated by, one is like me, one is like me, what is called temperament girl? For example, I.
44. I once took part in a world lying contest, and got the first place, because I said; I'm not pretty!
45. I thought it was a beautiful woman, but the beautiful woman was a great beautiful woman.
46. Handsome people never say that they are handsome, handsome people to grasp the time to make handsome look.
47. Other people praise me too handsome, I praise others good eyesight.
48. You said you like me? Actually... I started out... In fact, I also... I'll tell you what, I'm actually quite fond of myself.
49. Shyness will only make yourself miss the beautiful time handsome, to show out not handsome, but also to be confident
50. I again carefully looked in the mirror, I really assured that this look, really can not pick a little problem.
The funny crap literature classic quotes collection of fifty
The funny crap literature classic quotes a
1.really good-looking people are very beautiful.
2. You can't drink freshly boiled water directly because it's scalding.
3. If you are not bald, you should have a lot of hair.
4. We all know that the cicada's wings are very thin, how thin? Thin as a cicada's wing
5. How many minutes you spent reading these words is how many minutes you wasted.
6. You know, today is yesterday's tomorrow.
7. I was stunned the first time I went to England, I had never seen so many English people in one country.
8. In fact, if the work is not tired is quite easy.
9. People die and never come back to life
10. Three words to make a man listen to me for three words.
11. Now the young people ah, and the older generation than really young.
12. Remember is to remember, just can not remember.
13. Congratulations on being congratulated by me!
14. You are a person who understands, I understand what you understand. I also understand people, understand people should understand I understand you understand the meaning. As long as everyone understands that people should understand I understand you understand the meaning, so the network environment is full of people who understand.
15. When the blood collapses, no piece of snowflake is not collapsed.
16. In addition to your shortcomings, you still have advantages.
17. You can only win, don't fail to win.
18. I once did a cab, asked the driver: uncle you are doing what work ah.
19. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, converted down to the equivalent of 20 bowls of rice calorie intake.
20. The last time I said that was last time.
21. I used to get very angry when I was extremely angry.
22. Content aside, such a sensible thing to say, and it makes quite a bit of sense when you say it.
23.People die when they are killed.
24. But where there is a little sense there is no sense at all.
25. This is my father and I am his son.
sand sculpture funny nonsense literature classic quotes part two26. I every Ait you your phone will be one more reminder
27. Listened to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.
28. The last time I was this speechless was last time.
29. On this matter, I simply say two sentences, you understand on the line, in short, this matter, now is the case, the specific, we can see, also have to come out to say so a few sentences, you may not hear very understand, but the meaning is that meaning, do not know you do not have to guess, this kind of thing to see a lot of things, I just want to say that know know, don't understand I do not know more! I just want to say that I know, I don't know, I don't know more, I don't know more.
30. You know that people sleep with their eyes closed
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32. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.
33. The young man is quite handsome, a nose and two eyes.
34. How old is this year, it's time to find a partner. Yes, indeed, not small, and when you want to fall in love with the time to find a partner.
35. Advise people not to buy the iPhone 13 so that you can save thousands of dollars, and then take the thousands of dollars saved to buy the iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.
36. This fish has been alive until it died.
37. I don't know if you've noticed, but winter is really much colder than summer.
38. After October, it's November.
39. You've got this on your mind, and you've got this on your mind, and you've got this on your mind, and you've got this on your mind, and you've got this on your mind.
40. The cicada's wings are very thin. It is as thin as a cicada's wing.
41. If you are not ugly, you still look good.
42. Ten kilometers in the morning is equal to ten kilometers.
43. Who would have thought that I was a child when I was just a child.
44. You know why you hate tomatoes, because they smell like tomatoes.
45. It should be alive before it dies.
46.As far as I know, I don't know anything about it.
47. It is as good as listening to a king.
48. Have you ever realized that summer is really much hotter than winter
49. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
2. The traffic accident just now was all because of you!
3. You'd better hurry when you cross the intersection or you'll be stuck in traffic!
4. long waterfall hair, elegant dress, standardized face, smart almond eyes,
5. that stable and dignified temperament, and then the naughty people will be careful when they see you.
6. In fact, I first recognized you in the photo. The photo of you gazing at the cheeks, pondering. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, make me long unforgettable.
7. Please don't appear on the street too often, okay? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase.
8. You came into the living room with a string of laughter from outside the house, easily and casually wearing a set of red sweatshirt, so beautiful and colorful, so passionate like fire,
9. You gracefully graceful style, delicate and playful appearance, charming and decent manners, elegant and generous speech, at first impressed me.
10. You are a bit like the moon in the sky, but also like the twinkling stars, but I'm not a poet, otherwise, when to write 10,000 poems to describe your beauty.
Funny compliments to the beautiful words latest
1) Angels on earth the beautiful woman register to send God to read, God looked at the command: to the most kind, most capable, most intelligent, the most beautiful woman to send a text message it! Let her always young, happy, happy and beautiful!
2) You are like a gentle cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is swirling with a spring-like smile. In your big, bright eyes, I can always catch your serenity, your warmth, your intelligence, your sensitivity.
3) In the crowd, I found you at once. I don't dare to say that you are the most beautiful one among them, but I dare to say that you are the most outstanding one among them. That long and healthy body, elegant and charming demeanor, especially the head of shiny hair, there is a kind of indescribable charm.
4) The eyebrow is like a faraway mountain, not to describe it, and the lips are like sand, not to point and Zhu.
5) The muscles are delicate and the bones are even. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a pair of shoes or boots.
6) The absolute beauty. The most beautiful woman in the world. It's like a spring flower.
7) Beautiful. The most beautiful of them all. A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman. The color of the eyes is very beautiful.
8) The sleeves of the rosary are fragrant, and the red lotus flowers are in the autumn smoke.
9) Pro women imitate the knitted brows, and those who are happy are happy.
10) Guihua is flowing, and the clouds are scattered.
11) I want to ask about the south of the city, but the geese are flying every year.
12) Lotus Fairy. The first time I saw it, it was a beautiful and dignified. The first time I saw it, I was so happy to see it. The face of the hibiscus.
13) The appearance of heavenly fairies. I am not sure if I can do it. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.
14) You are so beautiful, as beautiful as a lyric poem. Your whole body is filled with the pure love of girls and youthful style. What left me the deepest impression is your pair of lake-like clear eyes, and long, flickering eyelashes. It's like an inquiry, like a concern, like a greeting.
15) You are like a gentle cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your clear and elegant face is swirling with a spring-like beautiful smile. In your big and bright eyes, I can always catch your serenity, your warmth, your intelligence and your sensitivity.
16) You smile the most moving appearance, two thin lips in the smile, long eyes in the smile, cheeks on the two trapped very move dimples are also smiling.
17) You'd better be quick when you walk across the intersection of the road, or you'll be stuck in traffic!
18) If there is one word to describe how I feel about you, I think it is sincerity.
19) I would like to ask you for more advice when I have the chance. Every word you say will be useful to me for the rest of my life. I remember you as an energetic and charismatic person.
20) In the wind blowing dry your hair, I was simply enchanted: in the shining shoulders of soft hair, in the light into the sideburns of the moth eyebrow asked, in the water dripping eyes you are so beautiful and lovely!
21) You may not have dimples, but your smile must be the moon is closed flowers, fish sinking geese fall.
22) You may not have watery, shiny eyes, but your eyes should also be looking forward to love, seductive.
23) You may not have a cluster of cherry lips and two rows of teeth, but your speech should be elegant, witty.
24) You are the most beautiful in my heart.
25) You are the most capable of my friends
26) You have a special ability to think of others, which is very rare.
27) A gentle woman is gold, a beautiful woman is a diamond, a wise woman is a treasure, and a lovely woman is a painting! According to the evidence, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings!
28) The reason why women are beautiful is because they have a good mood; the reason why they are dashing is because they have self-confidence; the reason why they have temperament is because they have excellent connotation; the reason why I am telling you this is because you account for all of them. I wish the perfect woman happy and happy.
29) A beautiful woman is a diamond, a good woman is a treasure trove.
30) Without the sun, flowers will not open; without love there is no happiness; without women there is no love; without mothers, there will be neither poets nor heroes. Happy Women's Day!
31) The world is beautiful because of the birth of women! Just a small greeting, but a strong true meaning!
32) Attractive women don't rely on their beauty, but on their prettiness, including manners, etiquette, speech, demeanor, and insight
33) I don't know how to express the strongest and deepest impression you left in my heart. It's your long and full figure? The white skin? The black and deep eyes? Small red lips? But there is also a kind of indescribable, can not catch the abundance of Yi in the incitement of my heart.
34) You walked into the living room with a string of laughter from outside the house, your graceful elegance, delicate and playful appearance, charming demeanor, elegant and generous mannerisms, easy to casually wear a set of red sweatshirt, so beautiful and colorful, so passionate, and so calm and simple, an unnamable feelings of adoration, suddenly rose in my heart.
35) You are like a gentle cloud in front of my eyes floating to and fro, your beautiful and elegant face rippling with spring like a beautiful smile. In your big, bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your warmth, your intelligence, your sensitivity.
36) In fact, the first time I recognized you was in the photo. The photo of you resting your cheeks and staring, pondering. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, make me long unforgettable.
37) Waterfall long hair, elegant dress, standard melon face, smart almond eyes, that steady and dignified temperament, and then naughty people see you will be careful.
38) far away, I watched your back, your black hair with a bunch of big red ribbon tied in the back of the head, like a quiet moonlit night from the mountain stream pouring down a wall of waterfalls.
39) You jumped in, a red coat, tightly girded with a belt, look so light, so athletic, just like the sky drifting a red cloud.
40) you laugh up the most moving appearance, two thin lips in the smile, long eyes in the smile, cheeks on the two trapped very move dimples are also laughing.
Complimentary beautiful saying
1, you make my life with love and tears.
2, the heart is pleased, can not help but smile nightmares such as flowers, bright and colorful.
3, she is about seventeen or eighteen years old, a melon face, looks very beautiful.
4. I'm under a lot of pressure when I'm with you! Who made you so good!
5, that part of the tenderness, that part of the beauty, that part of the charm, so that I can not forget for a long time.
6, his red face shining brightly, like a ripe apple in September.
7. You'd better be quick when you cross the intersection or you're bound to get stuck in traffic!
8, I saw that the girl's hands of a pair of white skin like jade, reflecting the green wave, as transparent.
9, her pair of black crystal eyes, bone spinning, seem to be very clever and understanding.
10, her big eyes, flashing intelligent light, like two Lang Lang stars.
11. If I could, I would spend every second of my life with you.
12, you sometimes are not particularly lonely? You're the only one in the world who's so good at what he does!
13, only the lotus flower can match your holiness, only the moon can match your ice clear.
14, When she is in the sunshine, in the breeze, close your eyes, there is a feeling of life.
15, if she is young, how to be born with such a body, and a seductive face.
16, only the lotus flower can be compared to your holy, you have the moon can be compared to your ice clear.
17, waterfall general long hair, elegant dress, standard melon face, smart almond eyes.
18, from your words to see your nobility, from your demeanor to see your appearance of cleanliness.
19, smell the flowers in the spring air, see the willow branches in the spring breeze, the mind is so rosy, swing.
20, you may not have hidden dimples, but your smile must be the moon closed flowers, fish and geese fall.
Funny sand sculpture of the drinking text
Funny sand sculpture of the drinking text (a)
1. Half of the run, promotion is still early.
2. A word for life, a lifetime of love and a glass of wine.
3. From now on, abandon the wine.
4. The common people do not drink, not a little happy.
5. Pre-emptive strike can be a surprise victory, and post-emptive strike can be a total solution to the whole situation.
6. The number of drinks you can drink is very small, but if you can't drink, you can't run away.
7. Until one day vomited, friends brought mineral water to gargle before I realized that I had been drinking plain water.
8. Said drinking to eight points drunk, lover love to eight points love, but you are hard to drink to vomit, deep love to break up.
9. Long drink is too little, talent is hard to find, take the lead to drink down, the future leader
10. A cup and a cup, three cups is not much.
11. Will not drink, the future is not; a pound of alcohol, focus on training; only drink drinks, the leadership do not want; can drink not lose, the leadership of the Secretary of the drink down, the official position is difficult to protect; long drink is too little, talent is hard to find.
12. When the wine into the throat, there is a kind of rupture sound, as if the singing of despair.
13. When wine is drunk with a friend, poetry is sung to a friend.
14. I will not float without snowflakes, and I will not fall without Qingdao.
15. As long as the spirit is good, drinking is like drinking water.
16. All the sages are lonely, but only the drinkers keep their name.
17. I have is fee wine, long night or drunk some good.
18. Wine in the Qiankun big, pot in the sun and moon long.
19. Half a catty of improper wine, a catty to help the wall to go, catty and a half of the wall to go I do not go.
20. You pay, I'm out of life, drink together into a psychosis.
Funny sand sculpture drinking text (Part II)21. The amount of alcohol is the courage, the bottle is the level, the wine wind is the style, the wine is moral character.
22. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who is drinking with him.
23. Half a catty of improper wine a catty to help the wall to go, a catty and a half of the wall to go I do not go
24. A moment of drinking a moment of cool, has been drinking a straight cool
25. Loneliness when you smoke cigarettes, lonely when you drink alcohol, a person's world is wonderful.
26. After drinking, do not talk nonsense! Do not cry and do not make a fuss! Do not think the universe is yours! No messy phone calls, no messy weibo's! Can do the above points! You're not drinking! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
27. A glass to tomorrow, a glass to the past.
28. Wine from the eyes of the past not to drink is a sin
29. Life must be happy, do not make the golden bottle empty to the moon.
30. From now on, no more drinking, if you see me drinking this sentence as I did not say!
31. Intentional life is exhausting for everyone, unintentional life is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you also sleep steadily!
32. The greatest sadness is: only like the cup of things, but sigh no knowledge has.
33. The common people do not drink, there is no joy.
34. Drink not drunk spirits, can not solve the sadness of missing Cuihua.
35. Deep feelings, a mouthful of boredom; shallow feelings, lick a lick; thick feelings, not enough to drink; feelings of iron, the source of the article China Wine News Network to drink blood;
36. There are drunkenness and wakefulness, a different state of mind!
37. The amount of small is not a gentleman, no poison is not a husband;
38. Men do not drink live like a dog, men do not smoke live like a eunuch, women do not make up white live in the world, women do not smoke white live on earth.
39. Today there is wine today drunk, pour stove drink cold water.
40. Drunkenness, I do not serve anyone, just help the wall.
Funny sand sculpture drinking text (Part III)41. wine meets a friend a thousand cups less, the words do not cast a big mouth to drink.
42. You pay, I give life, drink together into a mental illness.
43. On the wedding day, his wife bought the antidote to alcohol, which can only be used by his son after eighteen years.
44. Leading cadres do not drink, a friend is not.
45. A person drinking is lonely, a group of people drinking is lonely to find happy. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal on your own, and then you'll be able to get a good deal on your own. I'm going to drink to the loneliness of the night and wait for the dawn of the night.
46. Let me like up you, and you forget me.
47. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink, this method of drinking people understand quite a lot, do but almost no.
48. Brothers are thousands of miles away from each other, and this cup should be dry.
49. Will drink a barrel to drink a cylinder, the director of the brewery let you be!
50. Do not blow the wind on the tears, a drink on the drunk.
51. I want to cry tears in the eyes, I want to laugh at the corner of the mouth, I just want to use alcohol to numb all my thoughts.
52. Life once not drunk, then life-long regret; life often drunk, will be hate life.
53. Ms. and the leader of the glass: the leader in the upper me in the lower, you say a few on a few.
54. The only drunkenness more ambition, dare to call his wife scolded three days!
55. Waiter, is this wine watered down?
56. Against the Yanghe Daqu, all the way to the end of the swim.
57. He said to me don't drink in the stomach will hurt, I said put down the glass of wine heart will hurt.
58. Drinking is good, drinking is good, drinking is good, drinking is good.
59. It's raining in the sky and drought on the ground, and the cup just now can't be counted.
60. Men do not drink, live like a dog, in vain in the world, live like a eunuch, can not make good friends;