What are the segments on Jitterbug? I have collected the quotes and paragraph lines of the segments on Jitterbug, go to the college funny together.
I. Jitterbug segment quotes1. Husband husband mua, left a mua, right a mua, mouth a mua, husband husband husband hug, I want to princess hug, fly up the hug, turn around the hug!
3. You ask why I have no object? The talented ones are ugly, the handsome ones make less money, the ones that make more money don't care about the family, the ones that care about the family don't have any talent, the ones that have talent don't have any romance, the ones that can't rely on romance can't be found, so it's really not possible to find them!
4. Yun Yun: Master I can not hold on to it
Xiaohan: I have always had a dream in my heart want to go to Songshan Shaolin to learn martial arts like the movie handsome Superman chivalry flying over the wall.
小扣：师父你为何可以行如流水 枪扎一线 棍扫一片(你却) 挥衣袖对我说 (hurry up and practice
小淑：练功必须顶大太阳 (哼) 晚上还要借月亮光(哈) 一不练十日空(哼哈)
小乐：习武先习德(哼) 学艺先学禮(哈) 我也心中牢记(哼哈哼) 孩子
小涵：我也心记（哼哈哼）孩子
Ni Hong Hong: I have always dreamed of going to Songshan Shaolin to learn martial arts, like the handsome superheroes in the movies, to fight for justice and fly over the walls. p>
Ni Hongjie: heroes under the stage ten years of work for a minute on the stage
5. little brother, little brother, I give you a thing okay ah?
This is a good-looking.
The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
This is not a good-looking one.
6. I see some people with ak47,they biu biu biu and they boom boom boom. people say a a a and die. you should call a car which vivo vivo vivo vivo ~
7. the girl I'm not sure if you've ever seen a car that's been used for a long time, but I'm sure you've never seen one that's been used for a long time. I'm not sure if you've ever seen a car that you've never seen before!
8. As the wind blows, all things sway with it, I have always felt that I like you, must have blown your heart at some point.
9. A person's life is in constant encounter, goodbye, and then meet again, a different choice, may be completely different people accompany you. So don't miss the rarest of heartbeats at the best age.
10. There is no reason, just that I think you look good, smell sweet, then the heart rejoices, if you come more than a moment, I will be more than a moment of joy.
11. It's a long way to go to forget your roots, and if you're brilliant, don't forget your favor.
12. I think it's actually very hard to come across someone who just makes your heart sing and is quite suitable. So I just advise young people now, do not easily go to let go of the other half of the hand. Sometimes we go to hold on a little bit, maybe two people slowly become better and better.
13. That year, he left the daughter country. She cried and laughed at the head of the city, in front of all the officials, shouting at his back "Tang Xuanzang, marry me in the next life?". . Sunset, white riding a white horse. Wind and sand in the sky can not see his expression. Monks do not speak, only the wind noise. This year. He passed away. Thousands of Buddhas chanting sutras, ten thousand pilgrims. When he left, he only smiled and left an inexplicable "Good!"
This is the first time I've ever seen a man like you.
14. those who left you, no matter what the reason for leaving, perhaps he hesitated to struggle with the reluctance, but at least in the moment he decided to go, he felt that he would be better off without you
15. I inform you that I do not like to wait, I only like you
16. today I started vegetarian, because you are my dish
17. today I ask on behalf of all the girls to ask you a question. > 17. Today I ask all the boys on behalf of all the girls a trouble, if your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend at the same time fell into the water, then you can do my boyfriend!
18. the old man's hand burning throat wine spurned dog maybe you will also appear in no one's intersection to say a long time waiting
19. this short life, we will eventually lose. You may as well be bold, love a person, climb a mountain, chase a dream.
20. May you go away for half a lifetime and come back as a teenager.
21. May you have a lifetime of reliable mountains, trees can be perched, and the beloved, spring flowers, summer cool, fall mountain climbing, winter snow. I wish you to step on the sand at the beach, and have a good man as your companion. May you look at the clouds from the top of the mountain, and have a foolish man pulling you close. May you meet your destiny as you wish, neither too early nor too late, neither too fast nor too slow. May the person you love also happen to love you, and may you work hard all your life and be loved all your life.
22. I do not blame you, did not accompany me to the end, I do not blame fate, demobilized our feelings. I only hope you in the future every day, take good care of yourself.
23. Since the search for flowers, closed mouth talk about a lifetime together; since the red lights and green wine, no longer want to hold anyone's hand; since the sea drift, closed mouth talk about love to the white head.
24. my life, I only borrowed a ride, and from now on, not to ask the return date. In the future, I walk well, you take your time, don't turn back.
25. I'm not talented, did not get the girl's favor, disturbed the girl for a long time, the girl do not blame, from now on, all the love and admiration in the lips and teeth, anonymity and years, the girl to the south, the little boy to the north to see, and no longer bother the girl, this life this parting, I hope that the girl after the good body, meet the good man to give you the city of joy, the warm color floating the rest of life.
26. May you be warm in winter, may you not be cold in spring; may you have a lamp in the dark, an umbrella in the rain. I wish you a good companion on the road, I wish you all the happiness, I wish you no need to pretend, I wish you all the fun in this life, I wish you all the goodness and goodness. May the time be slow, may the old people not be scattered; may someone accompany you in the turbulence, may the people you miss be able to say good morning to you, may you not feel lonely in the days of the solo intruder. I wish you a walk on earth, complete the three worlds and six paths, see through the right and wrong, good and evil; from now on the blessing to the heart, are free.
27. I am a vulgar to the top of the people, see the mountain is the mountain, see the sea is the sea, see the flower is flower. Only see you, the sea of clouds began to surge, the tide of the river began to surge, the small tentacles of insects scratching the itch of the world. You don't need to speak, I and everything in heaven and earth will run to you.
28. If one day, you put on a suit, become someone else's groom, I keep my mouth shut, once crazy. If one day, I put on a wedding dress, become someone else's bride, marry you, is still my original dream.
29. Confirmed eyes, I met the right person.
30. I really want you, in every rainy season, you choose to forget, is my most reluctant. Paper short love long ah, Road can not be too many ripples, my story is all about you ah. How did you fall in love with him and decide to go home with him, giving up all my everything I have does not matter. The paper is short and long ah, can not tell the end of the time young, my story is still about you ah.
31. How warm the white sheep, how kind and abstract, how perfect she ah, but the whereabouts are unknown, the heart is so empty, are about to lose shape.
32. Once a small boy, now elegant, or that pair of peach blossom eyes, the initial heart has not changed. I like to see you laugh at the teeth and not see the face, the memory of the gentle face.
33. slowly like you, slowly intimate, slowly chatting about yourself, slowly and you walk together, slowly I want to cooperate with you, slowly give me to you.
34. There is a place called Inaccessible, I want to go there with my most beloved, to see the blue sky, see the white snow-covered mountains, see the golden grass, see an autumn fairy tale. I want to tell her, if you do not live in your heart, are away from home! I want to tell her, love each other this thing, is always together.
35. I hope there is a person like you, such as the refreshing wind in the mountains, such as the warm light of the ancient city, from the morning to the night, from the mountains to the study, everything does not matter. As long as it is you in the end.
36. Summer summer quietly past leaving behind a small secret, press the bottom of the heart to press the bottom of the heart can not tell you, the evening wind blew through the warmth of my heart, and I think of you, to give you the sweetest of all.
37. Break up should be decent, who do not say sorry. What is owed, I dare to give it to dare to heartbreak.
38. If one day I have to go wandering, not because I am tired of home, not because the winter here is too long, but because I finally learned the direction of you.
39. I want to go out and see the big world, there are too many dreams waiting for me to adventure.
40. I embrace the love from the dream to wake up, you insist on waiting, but not from leaving. Can't afford to part, at every waking.
41. This short life, we will eventually lose, you might as well be bold. Love a person, climb a mountain, chase a dream.
2. Jitterbug funny paragraph lines
1. I am a vulgar to the top of the person, see the mountain is the mountain, see the sea is the sea, see the flower is flower. Only when I see you, the sea of clouds begins to churn, the tide of the river begins to surge, and the small tentacles of insects scratch the itch of the whole world. You don't need to say a word, I and everything in heaven and earth will run to you.
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2. If one day, you put on a suit, become someone else's groom, I keep my mouth shut, once crazy. If one day, I put on a wedding dress, become someone else's bride, married to you, is still my original dream. ?
3. Confirmed eyes, I met the right person. The first time I saw you, I was so happy to see you.
4. I really want you, in every rainy season, you choose to forget, is my most reluctant. The paper is short and long ah, can not say too many ripples, my story is all about you ah. How did you fall in love with him and decide to go home with him, giving up all my everything I have does not matter. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to find the best way to get the most out of your life, but I'm sure you're going to be able to find the best way to get the most out of your life. The story is still about you ah.
5. Once upon a time, when I first met the world, I was so happy to see the sky in front of me, and I was willing to go through fire and water to walk it again. Now walk through this world, all kinds of flow, turn over the years different side face, unexpectedly broke into your smile. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new pair of shoes or boots.
6. I had a dream, dreaming that you put up long hair, we slowly grow old together. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
7. I pay for your youth for so many years, in exchange for a thank you for fulfillment. Completion of your dashing and adventurous, complete my blue sea and blue sky.
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8. Remember you promised me that I will not let me find you missing, but you follow the migratory birds that return to the south to fly so far, love like a kite broken line, can not pull you promised. The first time I saw this was when I was in the middle of the night.
9. I used to cross the mountains and rivers and the sea, but also through the sea of people. I used to have everything, in the blink of an eye are dissipated like smoke. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
10. I was clueless after a year, which seems to have not changed, guarding the world after you left, empty. ?
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11. How warm the white sheep, how kind and abstract, how perfect she ah, but the whereabouts are unknown, the heart is so empty, are about to lose shape. The first time I saw this is when I was a little girl, and it was a little boy.
12. Once a small boy, now elegant, or that pair of peach blossom eyes, the initial heart has not changed. I like to see you laugh at the teeth and not see the face, the memory of the gentle face. The first time I saw you, I was so happy to see you.
13. slowly like you, slowly intimate, slowly chat yourself, slowly and you walk together, slowly I want to cooperate with you, slowly put me to you. ?
14. There is a place called Inaccessible, I want to go there with my most beloved person, together, to see the azure sky, see the white snow-capped mountains, see the golden grass, see an autumn fairy tale. I want to tell her, if you do not live in your heart, are away from home! I want to tell her that the thing about loving each other is to be together forever. I'm going to tell her that the thing about loving each other is to be together forever.
15. I hope there is a person like you, such as the refreshing wind in the mountains, such as the warm light of the ancient city, from the morning to the night, from the mountains to the study, everything does not matter. As long as it's you in the end. ?
16. Summer summer quietly past leaving behind a small secret, press the bottom of the heart to press the bottom of the heart can not tell you, the evening wind blew through the warmth of my heart, and I think of you, to put the sweetest all to you. The most important thing to remember is that you have to be able to get the most out of your life.
17. Break up should be decent, who do not say sorry. What is owed, I dare to give it to dare heartbreak. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
18. If one day I'm going to wander, not because I'm tired of my hometown, not because the winter here is too long, but because I finally learned the direction of you. ?
19. I want to go out to walk around and see this big world, there are too many dreams waiting for me to adventure. ?
20. I embrace the love from the dream to wake up, you insist on waiting, but not from leaving. Can't afford to part, at every waking. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'll be able to do it.
21. This short life, we will eventually lose, you might as well be bold. Love a person, climb a mountain, chase a dream.
22. A woman who misses the man she most wants to marry will become picky. A man who misses the woman he most wants to marry will become casual.
23. I think it's hard to come across someone that just makes your heart sing. Like, and is quite suitable for a person. So I just advise young people now, do not easily go to let go of the other half of the hand. Sometimes we go to hold on a little bit, maybe two people slowly become better and better.
24. Even if you see a lot of people, in front of age and reality, chose to compromise also please do not in order to get married, to deliver yourself to a person who is not so in love.
25. There is no reason, just that I think you look good, smell sweet, will be happy, if you come more than a moment, I will be more happy a moment.