1. Romantic Man Lin Shen: "This is a masterpiece by Rodin in his later years. The old woman in the sculpture was once a young and beautiful lady who captivated her life. Now her appearance has declined and she is unbearable." Looking back at my old age, dreaming of eternal youth and beauty, obsessed with endless happiness and love, seeing this withered bones decaying and falling apart, I feel unforgettable... Youth is ruthless, and I give you this sculpture as a kind advice. , you can refuse me, don’t refuse youth.”
2. Ku Juji: “As for your style, your brooch has naturally become the focus of the audience. And your long hair. The high heels form a very beautiful streamline. Your earrings and the necklace on your chest form an inverted pyramid. This is the perfect combination of points, lines and surfaces. ”
Carrie Lam: "In addition to praising others, what else can you do?"
Leo Ku: "If you give me a chance for one year, I can give you 365 different kinds of emotions. And, every kind of emotion, It won’t cost more than a hundred yuan.”
Xu Zheng: “On the surface, our line of work looks very glamorous, but in fact, we often sleep in the open, have no fixed place, and wake up earlier than usual. , sleep later than a ghost, work harder than a cow, and eat worse than a pig...The most important thing is that you have no dignity. You have to do whatever the director asks, jump off the building when the director asks, and get wet in the rain. When you get wet in the rain, you have to take off your clothes when the director asks you to do so. ... Look at my eyes, they are fake, and look at my teeth... they are real, but they are almost as fake as the ones that fell."
Ku Juji. : "But my line of work isn't much better. Wearing suits and leather shoes, I look noble. I nod and bend, almost kneeling down. The year-end assessment makes people collapse. It's hard for my family to see each other during the holidays."
Xu Zheng: " It turns out you're in a fashion show!"
Leo Ku: "I sell insurance."
3. Karen Lam: "What are you doing here."
< p>Talent man Su Youpeng: "What are you doing? I can do anything. Sister judge, it all depends on what you choose today. ... I am a professional contestant and have participated in 'Super Man', 'Good Man', 'Real Man' and 'Dream Man'" 'Gigolo', 'Sportsman', 'Avenue of Stars', 'Strictly Come Dancing', 'So You Think You Can Dance', 'Big Dance', 'Dancing's New Anchor', 'Sparkling First Heart', I'll be on every show.Don’t look at me young, but I have appeared in more than 30 dramas. In Three Kingdoms, I played three roles... first I followed Liu Bei to fight Cao Cao, and then I followed Cao Cao to fight Soochow. , I can’t even remember who I was fighting with, as long as the assistant director turned on the camera and ran towards the camera.”
The actor Su Youpeng said: “If you want to show your face, you have to show off to the director. Looking for the camera."
Alec Su: "Hello friends in the mountains! Dear leaders, distinguished guests, distinguished judges, my name is Guo Ying, and I am having fun with you all! p>
Su Youpeng, the draft man: "Wow, the Olympics are here, and the horizontal bars have been built on the road.
Lin Jiaxin: "That's not a horizontal bar, it's for height restriction." (After saying that, Su Youpeng hit the "horizontal bar")
4. Stock man Tong Dawei: "In the first few years, I made a lot of money." They all said that my name was well chosen, Zhang Ting. I told them to buy whatever they wanted and hit the daily limit. …..It was really a bull market at that time! ....Later, my dad came and the stock market came to an end. It was the same as before. I called my dad "Dad" and my dad called me "Ting". It fell to the limit. "
5. Fan Wei: "Whoever gives me face, I will give gold to."
Fan Wei: "Knowledge is power, just take the oranges and run away (Knowledge is power)
Lin Jiaxin: "Are you going to hire me as the manager of this store?"
Fan Wei: "The manager can only sell, and the landlady can wear it as she pleases." "
(Give the gold card to the heroine)
Fan Wei: "You can spend as much as you want. Do you want to know the amount of money in it?"
Lin Jiaxin : “I want to know how old you are. "
Fan Wei: "...32..."
Lin Jiaxin: "Is this all your years? "
Fan Wei: "...This is part of it.
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Lin Jiaxin: "Do you understand what I mean? "
Fan Wei: "Understood, I will chase you with Cupid's arrow and fly in a bulletproof vest"
Lin Jiaxin: "So, don't be too nice to me. I feel nothing. "
Fan Wei: "You will feel it slowly, and you will feel it."
Lin Jiaxin: "What about the foundation? Where do you think our foundation is?
Fan Wei: "People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. Men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat." I am rich but you are not fat. This is the biggest foundation.
Fan Wei: "There is a huge sea of ??people and weeds everywhere. Why don't you look for flowers when you see them?"
The heroine: "But I like Prince Charming."
Fan Wei immediately became decadent: "...It's over, they all call me Dark Horse Fatty..."
< p>5. Lu Yi: "Now that marriage is free and men and women are equal, why should men pay alimony? Why did you get married? You want a man to support a long-term meal ticket. What is the difference between this and long-term prostitution? Don't think I'm ugly. , everything I said is true. Don’t think that if you give something in marriage, you should get something. Men also give, and they are no less than you. I shouted at the top of my lungs, I gave you my youth. To compensate, this is a rude behavior for someone over 40 years old to lead a group of children. It is appropriate to ask for money, and this is called alimony. But you have been married to him for more than four years, and you don't even have enough money. It’s not a big deal, do you have anything to lose? Women always blame men for having mistresses, but it’s sad for anyone to have a mistress. If you insist on asking for money, it’s not alimony but severance pay.”6. Traffic policeman Huang Xiaoming: "Hey, you want to run, right? Okay, then run more professionally, swing your arms! Raise your legs! Take big steps! ... Brat, why are you trying to be a thief when you run so slowly?"
The thief: "Brother, brother, brother, my akimbo muscles are really bad."
Traffic policeman Huang Xiaoming: "My akimbo muscles are not good, my akimbo muscles are not good, let's play football!"
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7. Lin Jiaxin: "Why don't you like dealing with people?"
Zoologist Naoki Hosaka: "Humans are the ugliest and most incompetent animals in the world. They can't run fast. He can't dive or fly. He needs to wear clothes when he's cold, and he has to use air conditioners when he's hot. Why does he need to occupy and rule this earth? If the earth is reformatted, humans will still be able to do it. Can you rule? Absolutely impossible!"
8. Singer Zhang Junning: "It doesn't matter if they are not of the same generation, the most important thing is that they are not the same kind of people." (To prove that the ten-year age difference between the two is not a problem) < /p>
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Deng Chao, monitor of the Angry Youth: "I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love. ... What is marriage? Marriage is the grave of love."
Lin Jiaxin: "If marriage is the tomb of love, without marriage, wouldn't you die without a burial place?
A classmate: "It's like standing across from me now is the grandson who mixed melamine in milk powder. ”
Deng Chao, the squad leader of the angry youth: “This guy needs to be scolded,
You are an incompletely evolved life form
A genetically mutated alien
The killer of clogged septic tanks
Chimpanzees with imbalanced yin and yang
Superorganisms that survive with cockroach ***
Semi-plants with rotten vitality< /p>
A living dinosaur that degenerates three times a day
The raw material for repeated destruction of the universe
On the keyboard you have touched
Even amoebas are I can’t survive
The saliva you spit is a hundred times more deadly than SARS
As long as you raise your head, a hole will break in the ozone layer
It’s not even good to throw it into the solar system You are not environmentally friendly enough~~~~~~~~
Go as far as your thoughts go! "
10. (The angel speaks Shandong dialect)
Angel Huang Bo: "I am, angle, angel. I am in the same series as the gods, Cupid, and Superman. "
Lin Jiaxin: "Shandong Angel? "(Laughing at his Shandong dialect)
Angel Huang Bo: "I'm sorry, it's just like learning a foreign language. I found the wrong teacher at the beginning.
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Angel Huang Bo: "Oh, I said you are too strange. I just talked to you and you ignored me. I have to leave and you don't let me go. I'll come down here. It's not easy. I have to find something delicious quickly. Oh, yes, yes, I remembered, there is a very delicious Kaifeng dish in this place, which is pretty good. "
Lin Jiaxin: "Kaifeng cuisine?
Angel Huang Bo: "It's just an advertisement made by an old man with white hair. What's it called KFC? Goodbye, bye, bye!" "
Angel Huang Bo: "You can't blame me, I made a choice for you that day, let you take another look, and then take another look. "
Lin Jiaxin: "How do you think you created humans? "
Angel Huang Bo: "You can't blame me for this. Let me tell you, there are too many people now. Once something is mass-produced, it will be difficult to guarantee its quality. ”