2. Another time to practice reverse pile, suddenly heard the coach in the side said: "Where do you hit the direction?" I heart a tight, hurried to the opposite direction to play, and heard the coach said: "you still to that side to play?!" Heart and then a nervous, stalled, depressed, look back, the coach is training another car students.
3. I still don't know how the s-bend came about...
4. Green light start slow, the coach a sentence, what's wrong, can not choose a favorite color?
5. Road test just got on the car girls nervous, the bank card as ID card to the examiner, the examiner a silence: password?
6. Out of the long-distance, the coach let me drive after the test to practice, downhill all the time said "gas gas". I was depressed and muttered: "How to go downhill and gas ah? Coach, you're not afraid to die?" Coach said: "Not afraid, I am always ready to jump out of the car."
7. My brother learned to ride a bicycle on the road is difficult, I seem to understand my coach's feelings when I learn to drive.
8. People who are too nervous do not know what they are talking about, the last time we have a student driving school road test, all the preparations on the car are done, the car is not start, the examiner asked ready? The student said ready, the examiner asked, why not start the car to go? The student said, report dog officer, the car in front of an examiner!
9. steering wheel to beat the clutch to death
10. listen to my uncle told his test car time (years ago) joke: that time everyone is trying to please the examiner, what bt tricks are used. One got into the car, the first do not start the engine, the side of the examiner a hard smile. The examiner laughed at him and asked him what he was laughing at. He said: I think you how to see how like me three moncler ...... examiner fainted.
11. Practice is so difficult Oh, why learn to drive coach is very good is my bad.
12. Every day is seriously learning to drive! All tanned several layers! Even the opportunity to become white! Want to cry!
13. Back to the right! Back to the right! How many rounds you play yourself you can not remember?
14. Master said once someone road test: "Report!" "Come up
15. subject two has not been tested on the clamor to reverse and then a success on both sides of the same width.
16. My colleague learned the other day on the road, the coach told her to step on the gas pedal, her feet under the fishing half a day did not step on it, blurted out:
17. There was also a time when I heard the coach next to the training of trainees: "This is not going to learn, ah, your own good Zen ah!" I also Zen it!
18. The first section of the three road test did not pass, the coach: open the bad not blame you, blame our coach is not good.
19. Learning to drive three days to become completely super invincible black me: after all, those sunscreen are wrong to pay.
20. With me practicing with the car students once brake, he even stood up!
21. The thought of starting school soon annoys me, but I'm even more annoyed when I have to get up early every day before school starts to learn how to drive.
22. Tomorrow, we will take the test two, nervous, nervous, go to bed early tonight, and cheer cheer cheer tomorrow.
23. Freshman enrollment, senior graduation certificate, where every word is typed in tears.
24. The bad driving does not blame you, blame us coach no good.
25. Suddenly I hope that there is a dependence on the side. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money from the bank.
26. Today, I just got a driver's license, the coach said to me seriously: in the future, I can not drive as much as possible do not drive
27. Previously, I just thought that I do not distinguish between the southeast and the northwest, and then I know that the left and right are also not divided
28. The mood of the people will really be to learn to drive and fall to the bottom of the valley I have experienced.
29. "What's the point of driving so fast? I want to see the roadside MM can not, no wonder I have not been able to find a wife ...... you brain inside is not another fish pull"
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1. I am confident that the life of two hundred years, will be when the water hit three thousand miles.
2. Coach: so hard to drag the steering wheel why, is it want to take it home?
3. The ramp is too nervous to play the steering wheel left and right, the coach said: you are to sieve chaff or to drive?
4. If you like this steering wheel will go when you take it
5. Look to hit, the coach shouted: quickly step on the gas pedal! Sure enough, the car stopped ......
6. Learning to drive for three days to become completely super invincible black me: after all those sunscreen are wrong to pay.
7. On the car ready to finish just start, coach: gas. The student: good, thank you coach. Coach: I shouted to you to step on the gas pedal to refuel!
8. Inverted pile test, the assessor rushed out of the house and waved his fist and roared at me: "Fail! Knocked down seven, you tmd how to learn!"" I admit I'm a poor driver, but don't exaggerate, okay! A *** six pole, where seven?" That does not coach is also lying there!
9. Why are you gripping the steering wheel so hard, do you want to pull it down and take it home?
10. Drive fast, he said: "Drive so fast for what! The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of it. Driving slowly, he came to say: "still moving?"
11. out of the long-distance, after the test, the coach let me drive to practice, downhill all the time, said "refueling refueling". I was depressed and muttered: "How to go downhill and gas ah? Coach, you're not afraid to die?" Coach said: "Not afraid, I am always ready to jump out of the car."
12. I'm going to die, tomorrow morning test subject two, today was going to practice, however, heavy rainstorms, look at the weather, tomorrow is also a heavy rainstorm ......
13. You so step on the brakes want to launch me out of it
14. I never thought that my progress in learning to drive so slow is because of the test! I've never thought that my progress in learning to drive is so slow because the test is not about being at home every day!
15. Every day is to be practiced to beat the fear of domination feel a little enthusiasm to learn the car are not.
The coach most often said: "Fortunately, I do not have a heart attack, or not ......"
17. When you buy a car, remember to tell people not to give you a horn, anyway. This bicycle can be slippery goods began to learn to drive.
19. "I'm sorry, coach, I parked crooked again". "The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
20. Coach: see that person in front? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that! I: do not dare. Coach: dare not step on the brakes!
21. Learning to drive is so difficult ah, quickly scolded to death, I'm too poor, and egregious and weak.
22. Freshman enrollment, senior graduation to get the certificate, where every word is typed with tears.
23. With me practicing with the car students once brake, he even stood up!
24. Once when practicing, I heard a coach next to the training of students:
25. Section II make-up test twice, the most tragic are dead in the curve driving.
26. After the car crashed again, the coach: change a bar, I can not teach you to ~
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28. steering wheel to beat the clutch to death
29. tomorrow will be examined subject two, a little nervous. I hope I can get through it in one go. But the first victory has not yet taken ah.
30. I'm very happy to chat with you so long today, and today it's here, and I realized that there are a lot of little friends tomorrow, so I wish you a pass. There is one on the car, the first do not start the ignition, to the side of the examiner a hard stupid smile. The examiner laughed at him and asked him what he was laughing at. He said: I think you how to see how like me three moncler ...... examiner fainted.
2. It seems that after all, we must learn to drive well, no one to rely on, can only rely on themselves.
3. Freshman enrollment, senior graduation to get the certificate, where every word is typed with tears.
4. Today, I just got a driver's license, and the coach said to me: "Don't drive as much as you can in the future."
5. I'm not nervous about giving birth to a child, but I'm nervous about taking a test like this, and the logic is shattered.
6. The steering wheel is your object? Put so tight ......
7. The coach said that you license to learn and then go to apply for a class to learn to open the aircraft bar so quickly only on the sky
8! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or what, but I have an inexplicable fear of driving. Recently, my parents have been urging me to practice, I'm so bored.
9. Tomorrow will be the test subject two, a little nervous. I hope I can pass it in one go. But I haven't gotten my first win yet.
10. Master I pour into it? Master:
11. Downhill a little nervous steering wheel began to draw the dragon, coach: you want to use my car to practice calligraphy?
12. On the start of another "a buddy due to nervousness said: instrument all normal" request to get up. The examiner listened to the music: not yet awake it? Permission to get up!
13. People's mood will really be because to learn to drive and fall to the bottom I realized.
14. Change the family. I can't teach you
15. I suggest you get a racing license in the future! You're not fit to drive such a normal car!
16. My classmate, Ms., was very nervous during the road test, and kept saying "fasten your seatbelt fasten your seatbelt". And then the seat belt into the passenger side of the hole inside the ~ examiner asked her "you do not feel strangled panic it!"
17. To learn to drive on the first day of a beautiful reversing garage to the other driving school to scrape the car.
18. Smoking Chinese is not necessarily the boss, it is entirely possible that the driving school coach.
19. You so step on the brake want to launch me out of it
20. I: how to beat to death?
21. The coach most often said: "Fortunately, I do not have a heart attack, or else ......"
22. Coach: see the front of the man? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it! I: do not dare. Coach: dare not step on the brakes!
23. Others step on the clutch, I step on the sad and happy.
24. I was learning to drive, with a very old pickup truck, we have a group of our school chef, the force is big, there is a ramp parking time, the coach said: you pull the handbrake vigorously, you pull vigorously, you vigorously 。。。。 As a result, the chef made a strong effort to pull the handbrake out.
25. morning on the road to see a car, the car after the sticker a label, labeled with a sentence: the driving school removed from the name of the self-taught.
26. I'm very happy to chat with you so long today, and today it's here, broken sleep, and found that tomorrow there are a lot of small partners to take the subject two wish you a hand over.
27. "I'm sorry, coach, I stopped again crooked". "Which can ah, the road is crooked"!
28. When you buy a car, remember to tell people not to give you a horn, anyway, you rely on the roar
29. To be honest, I'm a student in the test license for the first time to feel the dark side.
Practice car practice leg pain funny sayings to send a circle of friends collection (30 sentences)
1. Bumper dog, square dance, driving school instructor two hundred and fifty-five.
2. out of the long-distance, after the test, the coach let me drive to practice, downhill all the time, said "refueling refueling". I was depressed and muttered: "How to go downhill still refueling ah? Coach, you're not afraid to die?" Coach said: "Not afraid, I am always ready to jump out of the car."
3. I have never thought that my progress in learning to drive is so slow because I can't get a test appointment every day at home!
4. After the car crashed again, the coach: change a bar, I can not teach you to ~
5. On the start of another "a buddy due to nervousness said: instrumentation all normal" request to get up. The examiner heard on the happy: still not awake it? Permission to get up!
6. This time thank you, I am in the driving school days, in addition to waiting for the car is waiting for you, very happy, thank you for refusing me, so that I can rest assured that I wish you happiness.
7. Master said once someone road test: "Report!" "Come up
8. Every day is dominated by the fear of practicing punching cards feel a little enthusiasm to learn the car are gone.
9. Tomorrow to take the subject of two la, nervous nervous, tonight early to sleep, tomorrow, refueling refueling refueling.
10. Another one, on the car first with the examiner to talk: "You to me next to sit down on my special nervous, will not open." The examiner gave him a blank look: "Don't be nervous, drive your well." Then this person began to talk to himself: "In fact, I know I don't need to be nervous, but I just can't help myself. Just now, I asked the students who just came down, what can I do to not be nervous. They told me that: on the car what don't think much, as if it is now only one person in the car, or as if sitting next to a dog ......" The examiner fainted again ~ ~ ~ ~
11. change lanes to the right, opened up into the left turn signal. The coach said I: "What, confuse the enemy behind it?"
12. "You have to wear a helmet when you drive out in the future." "Why?" "I'm afraid people get off and hit you."
13. For your future safety, it is necessary to be scolded when learning to drive. Any you mouth a thousand heavy, I since the stalwart, maybe you can also take this opportunity to exercise their own little heart, and later you can be more bold in the community to break through. And have not learned the car partners, encountered such a coach, you from it!
14. It seems that after all, we must learn to drive well, no one to rely on, can only rely on themselves.
15. Road test just got on the car girls nervous, the bank card as an ID card to the examiner, the examiner a silence: password?
16. Section II test three times, sent away three batches of students.
17. My colleague learned the other day on the road, the coach told her to step on the gas pedal, her feet under the bottom of the fishing half did not step on it, out of turn:
18. "What do you want to do so fast? I want to see the roadside MM can not, no wonder I have not been able to find a wife ...... your brain is not inside the fish to pull"
19. If you like this steering wheel will be going when you take it away
20. One day the coach was angry dizzy, said a "Step on the handbrake!"
21. The bad driving is not to blame you, blame our coach is no good.
22. "Coach, I'm so nervous." "What are you nervous about, the one who should be nervous is the one who walks!"
23. road test, I carefully review all procedures, for fear of a little omission: get on the car to play the report, to check the mirrors, instrumentation, change lanes to the left and right to observe the road, over the station, the intersection is to be siren, observation of the rear traffic time can not be more than 12 seconds ...... Chest on the car, pretending to touch the mirrors, open the left directional light, sound the horn, and the rear view mirror. Turn on the left directional light, sound the horn, start the engine, gear, put down the handbrake is ready to start, the instructor said: "The test is over, please get off!" The first time I saw this, I forgot to fasten my seatbelt!
24. A child is not nervous about giving birth to a child, test a subject two nervous like this, the logic of a broken ground.
25. In the end, the school is still not open my desire to learn the car these days is incredibly strong.
26. step on the gas pedal! The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it! You step on the clutch? Brake it, do not see the fast hit it! Lightly brake! Overtaking ah, waiting for dishes! Put on the turn signal! Steering wheel is dead! You give me down, nonsense like!
27. It is difficult to practice Oh, why learn to drive coach is very good is my bad.
28. Subject two has not yet been tested on the clamor to reverse and then a success on both sides of the same width.
29. coach: so hard to drag the steering wheel why, is it want to take home?