Guidance: high school is not easy with the favorite person at the same table, the results of the first day on the first day he drew the 38th parallel with me, said more than the things are going to him. Kind of sad, thought he was being childish. Turns out I fell asleep in class and my elbow went over the line, and he got all serious and said, "If you go over the line, you have to belong to me too."
Ten jokes
1, the night, snuggled in the husband's chest, pampered him: I want to listen to the story, you tell me an abusive story ......... then he said: break up ...... ...
2, the day to see the non-honesty Do not disturb a food seller to four or five o'clock in the morning to go into the food, as a background. A female guest asked: you married four or five o'clock in the morning to go into the food will not feel cold wife? At that time, Mr. Huang said something that touched me: Shouldn't a wife get up with her husband?
3, remember the elementary school when and small friends to go to the black Internet cafe online, Internet cafe punks, charge us protection fee, a person 5 dollars, I only 50, had to give them, they also went to the bar to 50 broken open, gave me 45.
4, college entrance, I finished the military training before coming to report. Roommates then whole me, each person pasted a tattoo of a dragon, tiger and leopard, and then dangling a cigarette. One of the roommates trembling out of a tinfoil, sprinkled with some milk powder, the following with a lighter baked a few times, very politely sent to the front: "Buddy whole mouth?" Then, then I scared piss
5, I found that I was a child, especially smart, every exam is to hand in a blank paper, anyway, the white paper teacher will not hit √ ×, directly hit 0 points, and then wait for the paper sent down to find a 90-point classmates a copy of the paper, in front of the front plus a 9, get it done. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure you'll be able to.
6, wife will not reverse, usually open to the downstairs, and then I gave into the parking space. Today, I came back from a business trip and saw the car parked in the parking space, thinking that my wife's car skills have greatly improved ah, into the door of the child to be properly boasted. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it.
7, will soon be leaving Huai'an, looking back at Huai'an confused live so many years, indeed some reluctance, there are so many good friends, but in order to make a living I have no choice, recently happened a lot of things, I also bear a lot of now I think I understand, I want to leave the city, the circle of friends when you see this message, I've been on the road, do not worry about me, I will take care of myself, I will be alone. I will take care of myself, I'm going to Korea alone, things are too sudden, did not discuss with you do not blame me. Korea is going to change its president, I want to go and try.
8, on the way home from school in elementary school, suddenly saw my dad's car passed, the heart wants to finally do not have to walk, it desperately shouted: Dad, Dad ... a whole street people know that I shouted Dad, chased out of more than a hundred meters the car stopped, rolled down the window of the surprisingly old man, in order to cover up the embarrassment, continue to Mom's running forward shouting Dad ... ...
9, when I was a child, once with my brother to go out to play, come home after my brother was dirty, mom saw a scolding, and then pointed at me to my brother and said: "The same is to go out to play, look at your brother! How do you just grow older, not grow up!" Then my brother did not hesitate to come up and pull my jacket down...
10, has always been a matter of uncertainty, seek the majority of paragraph friend popularization. Watch the ancient costume drama, the two armies fighting, there is a side of the horses and men on the side of the arrow, but why they put the arrow only shoot to the enemy, but can not shoot their own people. And why is it that generals often can't be killed by a single arrow, while pawns are killed by one arrow.
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