1, I confess I have plastic surgery? My stomach is rumbling.
2, out of the mix, sooner or later will be annoying.
3, the sky falling bills I will not bend, because the sky will not even fall pies, let alone fall bills.
4, my future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.
5, with a 6-digit password, protecting a 3-digit balance.
6, if your home gas leak how to do, do not panic, light a cigarette, calm down.
7. The world is ours and our sons', but ultimately it's the grandkids'.
8, you say go, never cared about my feelings, to see you the first eye know, you are a difficult dog.
9, life since ancient times, who has no shit, who shits without paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you are using fingers.
10, the dream is still to have, or one day drink more than what you talk to people.
11, one day power in hand, kill all the world negative my dog.
12, every time after the test I comfort myself, all right, to participate.
13, the cashier said: no change, find you two plastic bags!
14, I can do when I get old. The square dance is so difficult, I can not learn one.
15, my family does not have anything worthwhile, can take out the hand, only I am the person. 16, if my life is made into a movie, then the name of the movie I have thought of, it is called "poor life".
17, I am a very principled person. My principle is, where the good food is, I will be there!
18, when a good friend has a date, I feel like the pig I've been raising for years is being eaten by someone else.
19,? You do not have a good relationship road? Smooth ah, there is nothing along the way.?
20, the highest state of boredom, open TV, press the phone, chewing snacks, looking at the computer!
21, also said that I do not care about you, I every time in the middle of the night was hot to wake up, do not forget to help you put the covers.
22, don't talk, feel my handsome heart.
23, when I looked at you, because my brain into the water, and now my brain shake dry.
24, when your life does not go well, do not panic, look at your wallet and savings, cry it out.
25, the ideal is very full, the reality is very bone dry. 26, men like meaty girls. Those who like bones are dogs.
27, for boys I value the most or talent, looks do not matter, handsome can be.
28, my mom asked me how I was in the bathroom for so long do not come out, I did not dare to tell her: I passed by the mirror was fascinated by themselves.
29, every time I face the food, I caution myself: ? Eat too much will die. But as it turns out, I'm not afraid of death at all.
30, pissed me off, I ate the map, which is called swallowing the mountains.
31, the sadness of each myopic eyes: take off the glasses world is a plane. Meter open androgynous, meter people and animals are not divided.
32, small children sad verbal coaxing on the happy, we adults can not, have to eat a good, or buy something to do.
33, I'm not casual people, I casually up is not a person.
34, I finally understand a truth: people are ugly, we need to read more, no wonder everyone said, a look at me is not reading material.
35, the most charming person is Master Kong, every day there are thousands of people bubble him.
The above is to bring you to appreciate the funny saying phrases, like remember to collect!