Screenwriter for this episode: Ning Caijin
Friends of this episode: Yang Huilan - played by Yu Juan
Huilan's hired father (hereinafter referred to as Huilan's father) - played by Liang Zhenya
Jin Elder -voiced by Bai Zhidi
Elder Silver-voiced by Huang Xiaojuan
Shangguan Yundun-played by Liu Yazin
During the day, in the lobby of the inn.
Lao Bai is sleeping on the table and Xiao Guo is wiping the table.
The shopkeeper (coming down from upstairs, shaking his fan): where did so many flies come from, Xiao Guo what do you do for food.
Small Guo (picking up a rag): small child, I can not cure you (waving the rag). This is called rag work. （
Small Bei (running in from the yard with a stack of paper in his hand): Oh, sister-in-law, I've finished copying. (Putting the paper down) Such a thick pile.
The shopkeeper: so fast ah. (Looking through)
Small Bei (while turning the page): This is the person. This is of. This is the beginning. There's more at the back.
The shopkeeper (angry): you also learned to play tricks you. You quickly give me a copy, recopy! (Xiao Guo smiled wryly)
Small Bei (frowning): ah? You still laugh at you! I can't go up Cuiwei Mountain to play (turns and runs back to the backyard).
Lao Xing (entering): Hey hey hey, this Cuiwei Mountain must not go ah.
The shopkeeper: What is it?
Lao Xing: Cuiwei Mountain came a group of mountain bandits, extremely ferocious. Zhao, the chief bodyguard of the Weiwu Dart Bureau, how high martial arts, was ka-ching a knife...
Lao Bai (awakened from a dream): I never dare to do it again!
Dazui (running out of the kitchen): what's wrong, what's wrong?
Lao Bai: Nothing, had a dream.
Palmist: Scared the hell out of us. (To Big Mouth) Hurry up and cook the noodles. (to Lao Xing) Ka-ching a knife?
Lao Xing: chopped his arm. (Pause) two.
Palmist (horrified): then what?
Lao Xing: later on the gold basin washed his hands.
Lao Bai: arms are chopped hands are gone.
Louis Vuitton Handbags outlet: The first thing you need to do is to get your feet washed, and that's what you're going to do.
Lao Bai (pulling Lao Xing sleeve): Lao Xing ah, who is so ferocious ah?
Lao Xing (sigh): Black Wind Walled City. (Turning to the diners): Eat, eat, it's okay.
Small Bei runs in from the backyard trying to sneak out the front door.
The shopkeeper: Hey! Mo Xiaobei! (to Xiao Guo) hurry up and get her back, hurry up.
Lao Xing: You pay attention. (Turns to leave)
Palmist: Thank you, Mr. Xing.
Lao Xing and a man and a woman met at the door and looked at each other a few times.
Lao Xing (to the beautiful woman in purple): please. (leaves)
At this point, Big Mouth, staring blankly.
Music: Since I saw you on the banks of the River of Love, it's been like the spring breeze blowing into... (the camera slowly switches between Big Mouth and the woman)
Scene switch to Big Mouth's mental activity: the light focuses on the bottom of the staircase, Big Mouth and the woman with a rose in his mouth are dancing.
Music switch: (cha-cha-cha-cha) Ever since I saw you at the Tongfu Inn, (cha-cha-cha-cha) it's been like that spring breeze blowing into my heart, (cha-cha-cha-cha) I'm going to tell you gently, (cha-cha-cha-cha) don't forget me, (cha-cha-cha-cha).
The scene cuts back to the inn.
Lao Bai (getting up): Yo, are you staying at the inn?
Elderly man (friendly role: Liang Zhenya): Huilan, how do you like it here?
Huilan (played by Yu Juan) listened to her father.
Huilan's father (laughs): Good, then we'll live here.
Lao Bai: OK, please go upstairs.
The three headed for the stairs.
Music played: Ever since I saw you on the banks of the Acacia River, it's been like that spring breeze blowing into...
Huilan's father (to Big Mouth): Hey, man, carry our suitcases in.
Big Mouth (eyeing Hyeran): Hyeran ......
Upstairs in the guest room.
Lao Bai (opening the door): Here you two, inside please.
Hui Lan: Father, you first rest a while.
Huilan's father: Hey, hey, hey.
Lao Bai: Then you can rest first. I'm going out, call me if there's anything. （
Huilan's father: "I'm going to go out.
Hui Lan (after waiting for Lao Bai to close the door): get up get up get up.
Hui Lan's father: I just lay down.
Huilan: I'm just lying down.
Huilan: I'm just lying down, you really think you're my father? （
Hui Lan's father got up.
Huilan: Go, bring me a basin of foot-washing water.
Hui Lan's father (pulling out a piece of paper): Hey. It's not too late for you to sign the slip before you wash.
Hui Lan (frowning): Look at your tiredness. You've been employed for more than a year, what's the difference between one day and half a day?
Hui Lan's father (put away the paper): I am not afraid that you forget.
Huilan: It's been more than a year since I came out, and I haven't found a husband. (Getting up) If we continue to spend time like this, I'll be broke before I can get married.
Huilan's father: The last time that Chief Bodyguard Zhao had a good offer, his martial arts skills were high and he had a lot of money.
Hui Lan: He is still so old!
Hui Lan's father: that, then you can not cut off the two arms.
Hui Lan: You think I want to chop? I can't take it back when I use this knife, you don't know that.
The knock on the door started, and Huilan's father lay back on the bed.
Hui Lan: Who is it? I'm sorry, but I don't know.
Dazui enters. (Music plays)
Hui Lan: What's the matter with you?
Dazui: I'm fine, what's wrong with you? (Seeing Hyeran frown) That, my name is Li Dazui. I just wanted to ask if there's anything else I can do for you.
Hylland's father: We're short of foot-washing water.
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大嘴：那，我给你们打去吧。
Huilan (turning around to get the basin): Then I'll trouble you.
Dazui (both hands to receive the basin): No trouble, in the future, if there is anything you can tell me.
Huilan: Brother Dazui, you are so nice.
Dazui (muttering): I'm good, you're good, everyone's good is really good. (Turns around and goes downstairs)
Evening, backyard.
The shopkeeper (anxious): What's going on, why don't you come back.
Xiu Cai (ran out from the lobby): shopkeeper, shopkeeper, just inquired. Someone saw Xiao Guo Xiaobei two people went west one after the other.
The shopkeeper: west. It is not possible that the people of the Black Wind Walled City have captured them, right?
Xiu Cai: What then?
Palmist (crying): my bitter little aunt ah.
Small Bei (running into the backyard): How am I bitter?
Palmist and Xiucai: Xiao Bei!
Palmist (a hand embraced Xiao Bei): Xiao Bei, you finally came back! (Xiao Bei giggles)
Palm Shopkeeper (a push away Xiao Bei): wild where to go? Where is Xiaoguo?
Small Bei: She was scared and followed behind.
The shopkeeper: What could have frightened her?
Small Bei (in a low voice): We saw the bandits.
Xiu Cai and the shopkeeper: Huh? (Music becomes urgent)
Small Bei: As soon as we entered the mountain, we saw mountain thieves robbing things, and Sister Xiao Guo hugged me and hid behind a tree.
Xiu Cai and Boss: What happened after that?
Small Bei: Later? Later came back.
Palmist: What about the mountain bandits?
Small Bei: Long gone. We hid behind a tree for the afternoon, and Sister Xiao Guo was so scared she was covered in sweat.
Small Guo (panting walked in): that's hot. Xiu Cai get me a glass of water.
Small Bei: Then why are you shaking?
Small Guo (sitting on the edge of the mill): I I I I'm cold.
Palmist: Are you hot or cold?
Small Guo: Cold and hot.
Xiu Cai (carrying water out of the lobby): then a bowl of warm first.
Small Guo (drinking water): there are many mosquitoes in the mountains, can I play the pendulum.
The shopkeeper: Pendulum line ah, Xiaoguo, you are good.
Small Guo: I don't have any weapons. Otherwise, what is the point of hiding.
The shopkeeper: Aiya, fortunately you do not have a weapon. （
The boss said: "I'm glad you don't have a weapon," he said, "I'm glad you don't have a weapon," he said.
Small Bei (extended two fingers): just two.
Small Guo (got up): That's the advance team. There are still people at the back.
The shopkeeper: Yo, that's it, that's it. (To Xiao Bei) Your sister Xiaoguo has been in the jianghu for so many years, afraid of who.
Small Guo (proud): of course.
The shopkeeper (to Xiao Bei): She even dared to swat a fly, but still afraid of bandits? (while pulling Xiao Bei into the lobby, followed by Xiu Cai)
Small Guo (even more complacent): of course. (Feeling wrong) Hey, I said what do you mean you? (Followed by Xiu Cai in the lobby) If you are capable of doing so, bring the bandits here and I'll fight them one-on-one!
The next morning, the lobby.
Hui Lan's father came downstairs with a box.
Dazui (running up the stairs): Hey hey hey, I'll do it, I'll do it.
Hui Lan's father: No, it's too heavy.
Dazui (grabbing the box): You can carry it, but I can't?
Hui Lan's father (let go): Okay, here you go. （
Da Zui: Oh my god, what is this thing, why is this old heavy?
Huilan's father: for the stage.
Dazui: What kind of platform?
Hylland's father: the competition.
Dazui (seeing Huilan downstairs): What are the rules of the match?
Huilan's father: Nothing, just bring a good gold sore medicine, in case there is a missing arm or leg, the first to stop the blood, so as not to lose their lives.
DaZui (looking at HuiLan, who nodded): life...
HuiLan's father: don't worry, you're in such a physical condition that you'll be handicapped at best.
Dazui (fell to the ground): It's all right, I'll do it, I'll do it.
Hui Lan's father: You can't carry it.
Dazui (lifting the box): It's okay, I'll do it. (The box fell to the ground and was lifted again.) It's okay, I'll do it. （
Hui Lan's father: You can't carry it, I'll do it. （
Hui Lan's father: Hey, we're setting up a stage on East Street, so if any of you want to go and try it out, go and try it out. （
Da Zui (looking at the back of the two): Oh my mom. （
Lao Bai: Dazui, what are you looking at?
Dazui: My future wife.
Lao Bai: I can tell you ah, this girl is not a good deal.
Dazui (running downstairs): Old Bai, accompany me to go and take a look.
Lao Bai: You go, I will let the room look later.
Dazui (running out the door): Hey, good.
Subtitles: after the first match.
Backyard.
Dazui fuming.
Lao Bai (coming out of the lobby): Dazui, I said what are you staring at. There are so many guests, hurry up and steam the steamed buns.
Dazui: I just thought, you said just now, the martial arts competition that moment, the old Xing on stage, Ka-ching Ka-ching overturned a few heel what is the matter?
Lao Bai: This is called the opening ceremony.
Dazui: He was in the middle of the match, so what did he want to do?
Lao Bai: He stole the limelight? Do you know what Yang Huilan's set of knives is called?
Dazui: What is it called?
Lao Bai (mysterious): widow's knife.
Dazui: Widow's knife?
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老白（一边比画）：这种刀，八八六十四式，耍起来连自己的老公都敢剁。 Not to mention Sheriff Xing.
Dazui (smiling down): Why not say it is my mother, that is capable of it right.
Lao Bai (copied): but then again, old Xing is not an ordinary person ah.
Dazui: How is he not an ordinary person?
Lao Bai: You see than at the end, the person Lao Xing that kneeling posture begging for forgiveness, that is more than ordinary people.
Dazui: He is like that, he is like that. He also called the body to the promise it. He is a man, you say. （
Lao Bai (pushing Dazui): Hurry up and steam the buns.
The inn.
Lao Xing with a bruised face wearily enters.
The shopkeeper (looked up, put down the account book, greeted): Aiya, my God. (Seeing the old Xing limping, hurried to hold) Lao Xing, what is going on.
Lao Xing (forced smile): fall, fall.
The shopkeeper: fall? I'm sorry, but I don't know if I can do this. (touching the wound with his hand, Lao Xing screamed) you do not lie to me again, is not the Black Wind Wall that gang of bandits did it ah?
Lao Xing: Yes, yes, yes. I have to fight the evil forces too.
Palmist: Old Xing, you have sacrificed too much for our town, for the people of our town.
Lao Xing: Protecting the people and maintaining law and order is both a responsibility and an obligation. I don't care if I have to suffer more, I always have to face more sins. This is what I, an ordinary little constable, most want to say in my heart.
Palmist (heartbroken): old Xing, you have worked hard.
Lao Xing (grasping the hands of the shopkeeper): Tong shopkeeper, are not easy.
The shopkeeper: Drink some water.
Lao Xing: good.
Hui Lan father and daughter came in through the door. Huilan grunted.
Palmist: back.
Lao Xing turns around, looks horrified, and darts out.
Palmist: Old Xing, what's wrong with you, you don't even drink the water. (carrying water and chasing him to the door)
Huilan (sighing): Maybe I am destined to die alone.
Palmistress: Don't be too discouraged, you have to believe in fate.
Hylland: Did you wait for your destiny?
Palmist: I haven't yet. (Peeking into the backyard) But soon.
Hui Lan (listless): Then I wish you happiness, don't be like me, want to be a widow without a chance. (Turned to go upstairs)
Palmist (shouted upstairs): What do you mean? What is wrong with being a widow! You think I want to be a widow. (Excited) Look, there are so many words on each sheet, and they are all in standard fly-head script.
The shopkeeper (ignoring the stack of paper): copy it a hundred times more.
Small Bei (aggrieved and angry): Why, why? I already know the Three Character Classic by heart!
The shopkeeper: I'm talking about the Historical Records.
Small Bei (fell on the stool): ah!
The shopkeeper: ah what? I'm not allowed to go out until I've finished copying.
Small Bei angrily and aggrievedly picked up the stack of paper and ran out of the lobby, crying and turning around.
Subtitles: after the second match
Inn.
Lao Bai (coming downstairs): Big Mouth, I watched another match, it was miserable. (Big Mouth appeared with a bowl in his hand) This is not a martial arts competition, but a blood bath in the town of the Seven Heroes. (Pouring tea) Aiya, after your wife left, our town's martial arts education, at least twenty years backward.
Dazui: Don't talk nonsense, my mother will not go. This is my new chicken soup, you quickly make up ah.
Hui Lan (lying on the table): God, what did I do wrong that you want to punish me like this. I just want to marry a good man, what's wrong with that?
Dazui and Huilan's father: Yes, yes, there is nothing wrong with that.
Huilan (tilting her head): Then why make me invincible? Why? (Running up the stairs in tears)
Hylland's father (catching up with the bowl): Hylland Hylland, chicken soup. Cymbidium, chicken soup.
Dazui: This won't do, I have to help her, I have to help her.
Lao Bai: How can you help?
Big Mouth (pointing upstairs): I'm going to beat her and give her a homecoming.
Lao Bai (tapping the table): good, ambitious! (Grabbing Big Mouth's arm) Before you do it, remember to leave me the shoes you bought the day before yesterday, and in return I'll burn some paper money for you.
Diners: serve the wine.
Lao Bai: Here we go.
Dazui (chasing Lao Bai): I can't die with you here!
Lao Bai (waving his hand): don't tease, I can't beat her.
Dazui: Who asked you to fight her? I'm asking you to help me. (Whispering in ear)
The inn.
Hui Lan and his daughter come downstairs with their luggage.
Hui Lan's father: hey, man, (Lao Bai: hey.) Help carry the suitcase.
Lao Bai: Hey, I'm coming. (Running up the stairs to pick up the box.)
Dazui (running out from the back to stop Hui Lan): Hey, hey, wait. The two of us have not yet compared.
Hui Lan: You? Do you know martial arts?
Dazui: No, but I have courage. (Pause) And enough gold sores.
Hui Lan (sighs): well, when is the competition?
Dazui: This afternoon, the usual place, we do not see each other. (Huilan nodded and sighed and turned to go upstairs) Then you go back and rest for a while, rest for a while.
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蕙蘭父：蕙蘭，还要要比啊？
Lao Bai: I'll take the luggage!
Hui Lan's father: please.
Lao Bai: It's okay, it's okay. (Winks at Big Mouth)
Lao Bai carries the suitcase to the second floor, sets it down, and begins to untie the rope.
Dazui (clapping his hands out the door): also! You clap one, I clap one, even a lazy man can marry a good wife. You clap two...
Small Bei and Xiao Guo wriggle into from the backyard.
Small Guo: Have you finished copying the Historical Records? You just go out the door!
Small Bei: I don't need you to care.
Small Guo: How dare you talk back? (Grabbing Xiao Bei's ear) Who lent you the courage?
Small Bei (evil smile): you.
Small Guo (speechless): I...I do not fight with the bandits, it is because I am afraid of being dragged down by you. Now you go out and find me someone who can fight, if I don't beat him up, I won't be known as Guo!
Small Bei: Where am I going to find you a good fighter now.
Dazui (from the door into the backyard): you shoot ten, I shoot ten, this daughter-in-law married worth.
Small Guo: Which daughter-in-law?
Dazui (turned back and ran): yes, that this afternoon I in the town mouth of the theater on the martial arts recruitment, all come ah, (to the diners) all come, all come, come ah. (Running to the backyard)
Small Guo and Xiao Bei: A martial arts competition?
Small Bei (evil smile): can fight come, why do not you go ah?
Small Guo (looking back upstairs): It seems that auntie will have to come back to the jianghu once again.
In front of the inn.
Huilan's father: Huilan, stop comparing.
Hui Lan: Oops.
Small Guo (dressed as a man, holding a folding fan): Please stay. (Shaking the fan lightly)
Music: Since I saw you on the banks of the River of Love, it's like the spring breeze blowing into... (The camera switches slowly between Xiao Guo and Hui Lan)
Scene switch to Hui Lan's mental activity: the light focuses on the bottom of the staircase, and Xiao Guo and Hui Lan, holding the folding fan, are dancing.
Music switch: (cha-cha-cha-cha) Ever since I saw you at the Tongfu Inn, (cha-cha-cha-cha) it's been like that spring breeze blowing into my heart, (cha-cha-cha-cha-cha) I'm going to tell you gently, don't forget me, (cha-cha-cha-cha).
The scene cuts back to the entrance of the inn.
Small Guo: I heard that you are good at martial arts. (Putting away the folding fan) Let's compete.
Hui Lan's father: No, you have to pay the enrollment fee first, two coins of silver.
Small Guo (sneer): Two coins. (Raising his voice) Lu Xucai!
Xiucai (running out of the lobby): Who is it, who is it?
Small Guo (pulling Xiu Cai to one side): Is there any money?
Xiu Cai: Yes.
Small Guo: How much?
Xiu Cai (touching his pocket): two dollars.
Small Guo (snatching it down): That's it.
Xiu Cai: Hey, when will you pay it back?
Small Guo: wait for it you. (turns around)
Diners: settle the bill!
Xiu Cai: Must pay back ah. (Runs back to the lobby.)
Small Guo (throws the silver to Hui Lan's father): Time is running out, so let's get started! (Poses)
Hui Lan (makes a bow): I'll take it then. (Draws his sword with both hands, which is actually broken)
Small Guo: hahahahaha, hahahahaha, hahahahaha...
(Old Bai hides behind the door of the inn, frowning)
Small Guo: volleying the mountains and the seas!
Hui Lan: Ah! (Black screen, after a long time) Gongzi's kung fu is so great, my slave will be your person from now on.
Small Guo: Ah?
Inn.
The crowd consoled Dazui: Okay, don't cry.
Boss (angrily pointing at Xiao Guo): Guo Furong!
Small Guo (scratching an itch with a folding fan): ...
Lao Bai (indignant): It's okay that others picked up a bargain, but what do you think you, a woman, are doing?
Xiu Cai (pained): the whole two money silver. (See Xiaoguo violently slammed the folding fan on the table) should spend still have to spend.
Hui Lan (floating downstairs): Xianggong, what's wrong with you.
Small Guo (extremely uncomfortable): who is your husband!
Huilan (frowning): Xianggong. Do you mean this?
Small Guo (shaking goosebumps): Can you not call me Sanggong? It sounds awkward to me.
Huilan (flirtatious): Okay, Xianggong. (Seeing Xiao Guo shaking again) Then I'll change my name.
Dazui (pained): hurry to change one, hurry to change.
Huilan: Then let's call him husband. (daintily to Xiaoguo) Husband.
Dazui pounds the table and pounds his chest in pain.
Small Guo (chilling hairs): Miss Yang, I'm a person with many shortcomings, I have a tendency to violence, I especially like to beat my wife!
Huilan (winks): I like to beat my wife. Beating is pain, scolding is love. In the future, if you don't beat me for a day, I'm still anxious with you!
Small Guo (stuttering): I, I already have a wife, and more than one!
The crowd looked at Huilan in unison.
Huilan: I'll admit it then, there are more of them, and all the food tastes better. (To the crowd) Don't you think so?
The crowd made a painful gesture.
Small Guo (even more distressed): It doesn't smell good! Our family is so poor that we can't afford it!
Huilan (virtuous): Then marry a chicken and follow the chicken, marry a dog and follow the dog, no matter whether you are poor or rich, good or bad, I will follow you.
Small Guo (mysterious): even if I am a woman?
Huilan (without thinking): Yes, even if you are a woman. （
Huilan (without thinking): Yes, even if you are a woman.
Small Guo (laughing maniacally): I'm sorry, (gets up) I'm a woman.
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蕙蘭（无法难以置信）：你跟我开玩笑呢？
Small Guo (sneering, took off the headscarf, revealing his hair, to the audience): I used to be like you, with yellow hair and split ends, since I used the sesame oil ground by Li Dazui, everything has become different. (Shake hair)
Huilan (slapped the table and rose angrily): Well, I've been through a lot of rivers and I didn't expect to fall in the gutter and fall in the hands of a little woman like you. Good, you give me to wait!
The shopkeeper: Yang girl, do not be upset ah, (towards Hui Lan) as the saying goes, there are mountains beyond the mountains, beyond the sky, thousands of miles of marriage, come and sit down. (Let Huilan sit down) have destiny it on the door to worship, (see Xiaoguo close to) go! (Continuing to Hui Lan) If you don't have fate, you'll be on different sides of the world, so why do you have to dance with swords and spears and compete in martial arts? Besides, your other half, must have a good martial arts?
Huilan was thinking.
Dazui (singing): The day I saw you at the Tongfu Inn, it was like the spring breeze blowing into my heart...
Music playing: Since I saw you at the Acacia River...
Subtitle: Yang Huilan is gone.
The threshold of the inn.
Dazui (gazing into the distance): Huilan...
Xiaoguo (dancing beside him): Gone softly, and as softly as she came, waving her twin swords, leaving behind only two sheaths.
Dazui (in passing): Say what?
Small Guo (with a rag to pat the big mouth): How many days have passed, big mouth, you should also take a break, right? If you continue like this, your body will not be able to cope.
Dazui (angry): I don't need you to worry about my own business!
Small Guo: Don't be angry anymore, I'll compensate you for your wife.
Dazui: What are you going to pay for?
Small Guo (pointing to himself): me.
Dazui: You can forget it. (Turns and walks into the lobby.) You want to marry, but I don't want to marry yet.
Small Guo: Hey, what makes me not good enough for you, Li Dazui? If you want to compete for marriage so badly, I'll give you a game.
Louis Vuitton Outlet Online: You want to compete?
Small Guo: take it easy, you have nothing to do, ah.
Lao Xing: Luckily, I have nothing to do. There is a good news and a bad news, which one do you want to hear?
Dazui: Okay.
Lao Xing: The Black Wind Wall has been flattened! The scene is a mess. The bandits are either missing an arm or a leg.
The crowd laughed wildly.
Small Guo (handing water to Lao Xing): You guys are pretty efficient.
Lao Xing: We didn't do it. The bad news is that there are still a handful of thieves roaming around, ready to come and seek revenge.
Small Guo (nervous): what revenge?
Lao Xing: Train site mountain bandits confessed that a woman in front of the cottage in the martial arts, resulting in the death of the mountain bandits, half of the casualties, and after the incident, she said that she lived in the town of the Seven Heroes, welcome to take revenge.
Small Guo: ah?
Lao Xing: Don't be nervous, there is good news and bad news below. Which one do you want to hear.
Small Guo and Big Mouth: bad.
Lao Xing: She said her name is Guo Furong.
Small Guo slides to the floor.
Lao Xing (picking up Xiao Guo): Here's the good news. Before the woman left, she tortured the bandits to force them to confess, and asked about all the cottages in a 500-mile radius. When she arrived at a cottage, she went to the door and shouted, "I'm Guo Furong, I'm Guo Furong".
Small Guo (trembling): That means... (crying) father, help me! (slides to the floor)
Dazui (rises): Huilan... (to the threshold) Huilan...
The lobby of the inn.
Dazui sits on the stairs. The crowd gathers behind the counter to deliberate.
Small Guo (from the kitchen): Here we go! Noodles are here, hot and fragrant noodles with shredded pork and vegetables. (Going up the ladder) Big Mouth.
Dazui (pushing away): Take it away.
Small Guo: Hot hot hot. (Angry) Li Dazui, what do you want!
Dazui (got up and went downstairs): I'm not hungry.
Palmist: Usually you eat when you're not hungry, but now you haven't eaten for two days and you're still not hungry? Are you trying to become immortal?
Xiu Cai: Don't talk about him, Dazui this kind of mood it, I can especially understand.
Dazui (touched): brother, what words do not say, all in the heart.
Xiu Cai: This mood is like when the eight preceptors left Gao Lao Zhuang.
Dazui: Yes. (Suddenly feel wrong) you are the eight rings it.
Small Guo: Go, go, go, don't talk nonsense, Dazui can be compared to the eight preceptors? (To Big Mouth) Eat your noodles.
Lao Bai: That's right, the old pig at least married a daughter-in-law, you look at our old Li.
Dazui (anxious): I can also marry a daughter-in-law, you say if it is not Xiaoguo there to mess up, you say I and Huilan we will be. (intoxicated) By that time, she plowed the fields and I wove the cloth, she carried water and I watered the garden.
The shopkeeper: She picks the water and you water the garden, you are really not polite ah.
Dazui (intoxicated): Huilan, are you cold? Are you hungry? Thinking of you is so apprehensive. Yang Huilan...Lan...Lan...Lan...Lan...
Smallmouth: I'm coming...la...la...la...la...la...la...la! . la...la...
Big Mouth: mo Xiao Bei!
Small Bei: sister-in-law!
Small Guo: Okay, okay, you're taking it out on the kid when you're not doing well yourself.
Dazui: What the hell are you talking about?
Small Guo: That's what it is. I ask you, before Hui Lan left, did she look at you?
Dazui: Yes, so what?
Lao Bai: What, take this opportunity, a reach a call, (embrace Xiu Cai) to the shoulder so a ride back so a hug.
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大嘴：那我們膀子當時就能让她给卸下来。
Lao Bai: This is not still no balls? I can't blame the others.
They are the first to be able to do so, and they are the first to be able to do so, and they are the first to do so. (to Xiao Guo) I have no seed?
Small Guo: If you have the guts, then do what a man should do. Don't always get tired of talking about it, you can't talk about it, you can't talk about it, you can't talk about it.
Dazui (angry): Okay, okay. I'll show you what it means to be a man today!
Dazui raised the bowl to smash, see the crowd did not say, put down the bowl, pick up the chopstick tube fell to the ground, the shopkeeper angry.
Dazui (low voice): the shopkeeper, I do not mean, what you want to eat tonight, I will do it for you ah. （
The crowd (singing): You say you have the guts, he says he has the guts, when it comes to Li Dazui, he has the least guts.
Dazui stared and fled.
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