Funny Riddles with Answers 2009-08-17 10:151.Which kind of bat doesn't need to rest 2.A group of ducks having a meeting 3.A group of people smashing a gun with an egg 4.A man eating with chopsticks 5.A sheep stops breathing 6.There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheep pen and one squatting in the pig pen 7.Ten men watching five women taking a bath 8.A man in a gold dress 1.No frills ( 2, nonsense (no chicken talk) 3, gun forest bullet rain (gun shower egg rain) 4, popular (chopsticks to the population) 5, raised eyebrows (sheep did not spit gas) 6, staccato (a sheep squatting wrong) 7, colorful 8, a shocking (a man in gold) Funny riddles 1 to take the head to the wall to hit hard 2 and then hit hard 3 and then hit hard (three animals) gorillas (stars) Gorillas (big star) Baboon ( 1: A sheep was eating grass and a wolf passed by without eating the sheep. 2: Another wolf passed by, but still the sheep was not eaten. 2: Another wolf passed by and still didn't eat the sheep. 3: A third wolf passes by and the sheep yells at the wolf, but the wolf still doesn't eat the sheep. (3 animals) Shrimp, prawn, lobster, a green meadow, another green meadow, a flock of sheep, another flock of wolves (4 plants) Plum blossoms, wild plums, strawberries, yangmei, riddles 1 The dog asked the cat to cook, 2 the cat didn't do it, and 3 the dog did it, guessing the three kinds of animal riddles 1 panda, 2 white bear, 3 bear, a tortoise fell into the water, another tortoise fell into the water, another tortoise fell into the water, another tortoise fell into the water, and another tortoise fell into the water. A turtle fell into the water. Another turtle fell into the water. Two plants. Rose (turtle) Wild rose (also turtle) Bobo man accidentally swallows a dollar. Bobo's dad turns him upside down and spits out 10 dollars. Answer: Keep feeding him a dollar Which number is the hardest worker? Which number is the laziest? Which number is the most hardworking and which number is the laziest? Answer: No, no, no, no. A bear without a tail is a tail bear, and a bear without a penis is what kind of bear? What's the smallest island in the world? What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: Waterfalls What is the date of October 28th, the birthday of Confucius? Answer: Full moon of Confucius What is the fruit of the wolf? Answer: Yang Peach (Sheep Escape) What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek was still alive? What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive? There are carp under these two pieces of ice? Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤) Why can bean curd hurt people? Answer: Because it's frozen. Can an ant crawl from Sichuan to Tokyo? Answer: On the map A bus had an accident and all the people were hurt, but why was Ming okay? Answer: because he wasn't on the bus there is a place where you can go in but not out, what is it? There is a place where you can't go in or out, what is it? Answer: a grave A chicken and a goose run in a 100-meter race, the chicken is faster than the goose, but why does it get to the end of the race? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction A ball and an iron ball fall down from a high building, who lands first? A ball and an iron ball fall down from a high building. Answer: the bell rang, but no one was in the classroom, why? Answer: The car is a cab. What kind of person is busy at work all day long? Answer: a ballerina Ling Ling never learned arithmetic, but her teacher praised her for being one of the best in math, why? Answer: from one to two What did Columbus do when he put one foot in the New World? Answer: the other foot What is the one thing that people can't get enough of even though they keep eating it? Answer: air What is the best way to make your eyebrows grow under your eyes? Answer: upside down What is the one thing everyone must never forget before going to bed? Answer: close your eyes Which animal do you hit but bleed your own blood? Answer: mosquito What can be added but not subtracted? Answer: age Why did Xiao Yang, who was always first in his class, drop to third? Answer: Because two people scored more than him What kind of mountain and sea can be moved Answer: mountain of people What kind of book do normal people not read Answer: blind book What kind of official can't give orders and has to smile to others? Answer: Xinlang A policeman ran away when he saw a thief. Answer: to catch the thief quickly A little man eats chewing gum every day, but people still say his breath stinks. Answer: He swears every day. Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? Answer: Because he jumps while standing on the tree. Q: Which flower is the most powerless: the jasmine, the sunflower or the rose? Answer: the jasmine. Reason: What a beautiful (and powerless) jasmine flower. Q: What line does an orangutan hate the most? Answer: Parallel lines. Reason: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana). QUESTION: Which is the worst rubber, tiger skin, or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. Reason: eraser (poor eraser). Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: Cloth is afraid of 10,000, paper is afraid of 10,000. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of what if. Question: What is the last name of the pencil? Answer: Xiao. Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) pencil. Question: What will the unicorn become at the North Pole? Answer: Ice cream. Reason: Ice cream (ice unicorn). Question: Which historical figure is the most unpopular? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu shepherded his sheep along the northern sea shore (being flattened by the sea). Question: Which number from 1 to 9 is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking. Reason: one (1) does not do two (2) does not rest. Q: How do you make a sparrow quiet? Answer: Press it a little. Reason: The crow is silent (press the sparrow). Q: Which man in history was the fastest runner? Answer: Cao Cao Reason: Speak of Cao Cao Question: Who is Rice Her Mother Answer: Flower Reason: Peanut Rice Question: What does Whitey plus Whitey equal? Answer: equals white rabbit Reason: White TWO Question: 30-50 Which number is more powerful than a bear's poop!!!! Answer:40 Reason: Facts (40) are better than male (bear) defense (poop) What to do at 12 o'clock at night Answer: clasp clasp clasp clasp at zero hour The teacher lets the students memorize the text, the kitten, the puppy, the duckling raised their hands Who should the teacher call? A: puppy wang wang now back
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