Has the dog ever had ivory in its mouth?
The first pair was written by an old monk, when Ji Xiaolan wore a boy's bun on his head. )
Warawako hides spring scenery.
Old Master Q is observant.
Ji Xiaolan was an examiner before taking the boy test. He saw him playing with a branch, so he hid the branch in his sleeve and said hello to the teacher. )
Ten-year-old urchin, are you ambitious?
After three years, I have no ambition to serve my country.
(Ji Xiaolan is ten years old, and the examiner has served in North Korea for three years. )
The general leaned against the door, and his feet never touched the ground.
North Korea's prime minister covers the sky with one hand.
(The examiner looks at the breeder's appearance. )
The blind see peony, and their hearts are rich.
Dumb people read Zuo Zhuan, and their bellies are spring and autumn.
The first teacher in Ji Xiaolan suffered from an eye disease and was almost blind. )
On May 5th, Brother Wu put five zongzi in his basket.
At three o'clock in the middle of the night, Sister-in-law is holding Brother-in-law in bed.
Ji Xiaolan ranks fifth in the family. According to the custom, on the fifth day of May, she will give zongzi to her sister-in-law. )
The fine-feathered bird died behind the brick.
Mr. Si Tong, coarse-haired beast
(Mr. Shi trampled on the raised bird and retaliated against the upper and lower parts. )
Fish in Shuiyue Temple swim in rabbits.
Tiger leaping dragonfly in Shanhaiguan
There are fish in the water, rabbits in the moon, tigers in the mountains and dragons in the sea, which are natural and appropriate.
A tender begonia with leaves is obliquely inserted into the sideburns.
An old yam with half a hair hanging around its waist.
(The first part is Ji Xiaolan praising his girlfriend Wen Luan, and the second part is Wen Luan's rights. Yam is sweet potato. Inadvertently caused a funny, very funny)
Ganbagua, Kun Bagua, 8864 Gua, Gankun Gua have been decided.
Luan nine times, phoenix nine times, 9981 times, husband and wife singing.
When proposing to the Ma family, Miss Ma went out to test him. )
Good mountains and water, good wind and good moon, beautiful women like clouds on the 29th.
Stupid voices and dreams, idiots talking nonsense.
On the wedding night, it's the first part, and the horse does the second part. After that, a man and a woman got into the quilt and did whatever they wanted. )
Two apes cut down a tree to see how the little monkey sawed it.
Plow the field horse by horse and see how the old beast makes hooves.
Ji Xiaolan's two nephews climbed a tree while playing and broke many branches, which was seen by the old monk. When they retired from the first division, Ji Xiaolan was far ahead in the second division. )
Mid-Autumn Festival in August
2: 30 midnight
My nephew's teacher went out for his Mid-Autumn homework. )
Three staggered houses
A man with a big temper.
(Ji Xiaolan writes Spring Festival couplets for blacksmiths)
The lingering fragrance of the sunset swept away a little.
When the furnace is cold and the fire is exhausted, the Italian horse must be fastened.
Ji Xiaolan wrote a pair of couplets for the temple. On second thought, the word "bald" is hidden in the upper part, and the word "donkey" is hidden in the lower part, which together is "bald donkey".
Little Hanlin, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan, have you read the Spring and Autumn Books?
The old manager who was born in the south came to the north. Is that thing still there?
(The southern eunuch came to Beijing, and the first part made fun of Ji Xiaolan, including four words: spring, summer, autumn and winter. Ji Xiaolan retaliates with the southeast and northwest)
Three solutions, meetings and forms on the list
There are four seasons in the world: summer, winter and autumn.
(The first couplet was written by eunuchs, and Ji Xiaolan was right, so there is no spring to satirize eunuchs in the four seasons. )
Eat watermelon skin and throw it eastward.
Read Zuo Zhuan's book and turn right.
Dung beetles, hitting the south wall, table tennis, pulling, charcoal.
Toad, jump, quack, plop, creak in the depression in the east.
Tai Chi two instruments give birth to four images.
A minute on a spring night is worth a thousand dollars-every minute on a wedding night is precious.
The imperial territory of 40,000 Li has never been unified since Igu.
Fifty years of sacred life, since the past, there are still 9,950 years.
(Birthday couplets written by Ji Xiaolan for Gan Long)
Flat and light, flat and light.
Ordinary, ordinary, ordinary.
Mom drives horses, horses love horses, and mom whips horses.
Niu Niu leads the cow, the cow licks the cow, and Niu Niu beats the cow.
The summer mouse cools the beam and calls the craftsman to draw a cat to drive the summer mouse away.
Hungry chickens steal rice, tell children to pick up stones and beat hungry chickens.
Today's students are the first to do this.
Last night, Jenny's feet faced the sky.
Fire in the water department? Jin Shangshu is building a large-scale project (including fire, water and earth).
Northerners and southerners? And nave (including east, west, north and south).
Yansuochi Liu Tang
Paozhen tower
I'm in the south? There are many mountains, water and talents.
My northland? One saint a day, one place.
Ten thoughts? Think of father, think of mother, think of wife
Thank you for your words? Thank god, thank the monarch.
Eat watermelon seeds and put them in the east.
Look at Zuo Zhuan and turn right.
Nantong prefecture? North Tongzhou? North and South Tongzhou connects North and South.
Dongdangpu? West pawnshop? Something pawned.
A drop of dew after a long drought
Meet an old friend-creditor in another country.
Because of what (lotus), I got a couple (lotus root)
Fortunately, (apricot) doesn't need culture medium (plum)
Faith is what people say. To gain the trust of others, you must keep your words.
Smoking is the cause of fire, smoking is a common thing, so you must give up smoking from now on.
Trust is what people say. To win the trust of others, people can't break their word.
Smoking is the cause of the fire. Ordinary smokers often catch fire, so we should give up smoking because of fire.
Smoke goes in and smoke goes out, making clouds and fog, and a seven-foot man lights a fire.
Smoked throat burns the mouth, spleen and liver are not good, and the bachelor of the holy dynasty will smoke.
How much do you know about hesitating and wasting time?
Going in and out is a waste of money.
Meet again, plus 37 years.
Celebrating the ancient road is rare, adding a bit of spring and autumn.
Square platform, square platform, square platform, square platform, square platform.
Long live ye, long live ye, long live ye.
Your kindness is as deep as the sea, and my loyalty is as heavy as a mountain.
Your kindness is as deep as the sea, and my loyalty is as heavy as a mountain.
Long live ye, long live ye, long live ye!
Asshole, ass, ass big ass!
Raise your hand and shake your fingers, and we will meet again.
See you later. Fist with both hands.
Sweetness makes people quiet, and wine makes people far away.
The stone is impressive, but the piano is silent.
Tea is refreshing and bamboo is cold.
The moon is lonely and the chess is idle.
The staff is light and the water is empty.
The snow is boundless and the sword is sad.
The futon is dry and the beauty is pitiful.
Monks make people pale and flowers rhyme.
Stone and stone make people old.
Lute? Eight kings are usually heads and horns.
Charming? Four children have all kinds of hearts
Zuo Qiuming is as blind as a bat.
Zhao Zilong is very brave.
Eyelids fall to the ground? Confucius' books are difficult to read.
Yawn? Dream of the Duke of Zhou
Lotus root is due to lotus.
There are apricots, but no plums.
Open the window with both hands, one stone breaks the water.
Calm is just worrying about the wind, and long-term attachment needs to go west.
The green narration is broken straight, and the red line belongs to the eye.
Because love is like a broken flower, the wishes of straight lines are uneven.
Tai Chi two instruments give birth to four images.
A minute on a spring night is worth a thousand dollars-every minute on a wedding night is precious.
Jiangnan Qian Qian Shan shui Qian Cai zi
Saibei is a saint day by day.
Fire in the water department? Jinshangshu Daxing construction
The image of northerners and southerners? With nave or something.
Wen Xiang Ma Xia
Sleep in the dark
An ordinary heaven and earth, a black hole on the well.
The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.
One, two, three, four, five.
Boil tea in water.
Yunsuo Mountain? Which peak came out?
Sunlight leaks in through the wall? This bachelor is hard to find.
Full moon in the sky? A month and a half underground? The full moon meets the half moon.
By the end of this year? Next year? Year after year.
Sit facing south and eat watermelon? Pi Chao Dong Shuai
Think before you turn left? Turn this page to the right.
East pawn? Western pawn? Pawn sth
Reading in spring? Reading in autumn? Spring and Autumn Reading Spring and Autumn Reading
One life two, two lives three, three gives birth to everything;
Earth and heaven, heaven and Tao, Tao is natural.
Ten years in Hedong, ten years in Hexi, don't waste this life;
With one foot in the door and one foot outside, you can know to watch your step.
The upper hook is old, the lower hook is an exam, the old exam is a boy, and the boy is old;
One person is a national people's congress, two people are the sky, one person is bigger than the sky, and the sky is a person.
The two boats are parallel, and rowing is not as fast as sailing.
Eight-tone ensemble, how can the flute be clearer than the flute?
(First-line Lu Su and Fan Kuai, second-line Di Qing and Xiao He, and also. )
My south is mountainous, watery and full of talents.
I am a saint in the north every day.
Move the chair, and Yitong will watch the moon together.
Wait for the lights to go to the pavilion and attack each other.
The tiger is still there
The mountain is still here.
Guests come from nature, but guests come from heaven.
People have visited the Great Buddha Temple, and the Buddha in the temple is bigger than others.
Chimes and drums sound comfortable.
Looking for mountains and water, everything is empty.
The higher you climb, the harder you drill.
It is natural to surpass the same kind and excel.
Silent, but also moved verve.
Emotion and Chu look at the heart.
(Ji Xiaolan inscribed a couplet for the woman Xiao Gan)
It's best to live in a small building. It's warm in spring.
How to be as good as you, how to be full of love and care.
(Ji Xiaolan dedicated a couplet to the woman Xiaoru, with the initials "Xiao" and "Ru")
Smoke comes from fire, which is always bitter.
Water is wine, and if you can turn back, you will become an adult [Chen Banjiang]
Take silk as color, and polish it with [Dai Dongyuan].
Wood is outstanding, and all mankind is king [Ji Xiaolan]
The female branch is a prostitute, and it is boundless and unintentional [Liu Shi' an].
A person's words are faith, and without history, he is a villain [Dong Qujiang]
In the cold weather, there is no water that can't be turned into ice [Liu Shi Push]
It's better to be a young girl, and all the people who come are husbands [little as]
If a woman is humble like a servant, why not call her a slave [woman Chang 'e]
If children love others, people will become Buddhas if they do evil [Xiao Gan]
When people are together, it's like explaining words, but it's understandable and wonderful.
Only real heroes can come here.
You are all poor children, what else do you want?
Smoking, breathing, gathering in front of you.
Peeing and farting, thunderstorms under the legs
How interesting! Ji Xiaolan likes smoking, and he is called "Jida Tobacco Bag". At the gathering of talented people, Liu Shi took a back seat and gave the first part to Ji Xiaolan. After that, he really farted and was heard by Ji Xiaolan. "Smoking and exhaling" is opposite to "Fengyun" and "peeing and farting" is opposite to "thunderstorm". Friends who think the word "fart" is vulgar can speak more culturally in the future)
The following is the contest between Ji Xiaolan and Liu Shitui at the gathering of talented people. Liu Shi withdrew from the first part, and Ji Xiaolan did the second part:
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Dongting Lake is 800 miles long, and the waves are rolling and stormy. Where did the master come from?
Wushan gorge, twelve peaks, cloudy and foggy, the examiner descended from the sky.
Who dares to play when the sky is a chessboard star?
The earth is a pipa road, a string. Who can play it?
Mangosteen is unintentional, and there are several pairs of branches in the air.
Lotus root has eyes and does not touch any sludge.
Panasonic go, pine nuts fall with each one.
Fishing by willows, on which fishing lines are often hung.
Study hard, plow well and study hard.
It is difficult to start a business, but it is difficult to persist.
Three feet of sky blue satin
Liuwei Dihuang Pills
If the bridge breaks today, when will it break?
The Ming Dynasty ran a full moon. When was the full moon?
Luoyang bridge, buckwheat on the bridge, the wind blows the buckwheat bridge.
Nautilus Island, disembark from the island and push the boat to the mainland.
Color difficulty
easy
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(The contest between Ji Xiaolan and Liu Shitui is really extraordinary. )
This wood comes from Chaishan.
There is a lot of smoke at night because of the fire.
Lianlei in the pool holds a red fist. Who are you hitting?
On the shore, hemp leaves stretched out their green palms. What do you want?
Father has no children, father and son have no children.
Stuart, Stuart, Stuart, Stuart, Stuart.
Flowers and the reunion of three seven years.
The ancient and rare two-festival celebration adds a touch of spring and autumn flavor.
(At a state banquet, the oldest person was an old man of 14 1 years old, and Ji Xiaolan presented him with this couplet. Calculate, the upper part is 60 * 2+3 * 7 = 14 1, and the lower part is 70 * 2+1=1.
Eight thousand is spring, eight thousand is autumn, in all directions, the eight winds celebrate the birthday, and the eightieth birthday is in August.
Five numbers combined with heaven, five numbers combined with land, and five generations lived under one roof. Five Blessingg was fully prepared and made a pilgrimage for fifty-five years.
(The 80th birthday of Qianlong, written by Ji Xiaolan)
Dragonfly 50 years, celebrate one person, five days near, five days near, five grains up to heaven, five clouds, five things completed, Five Blessingg prepared, five generations under one roof, five towers open, colorful, colorful.
Crane is August 80, long live the blessing, eight thousand years old, eight thousand ranks, eight treasures in, eight treasures now, eight sides smooth, eight winds harmonious, four sides conghua, the Eight Immortals will sing songs about clothes in the team.
(Qianlong's 80th birthday, another birthday couplet written by Ji Xiaolan)
If you look carefully, you can only persuade all beings to be ignorant with ancient costumes.
Showing off the eyes and ears of the world with blessings, kindness and E Lai, and being diligent in performing, is really a bodhisattva's heart.
Song Yushu lives in Cherry Street.
Pan Jinlian made a scene on the grape trellis.
(Ji Xiaolan student Song Yushu couldn't draw the bottom line, so Ji Xiaolan borrowed the allusion from Jin Ping Mei to draw the bottom line, which was just right. As for what Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing did on the grape trellis, Jin Ping Mei was written in great detail. If you want to know, just watch Jin Ping Mei! )