2. Chiang Kai-shek went to a military school when he was a teenager in "A Dream of Jinling Spring", who ran the military school at that time? Where? Answer: Yuan Shikai, in Baoding.
3. What word do people mispronounce? Answer: wrong
4, two people are not right, the whole three months, waist don't knife, do not let people know (playing a word)? Answer: steal
5, a bee stopped on the calendar, playing an idiom? Answer: wind and sunshine
6, pool without water, ground without soil (playing a word)? Answer: also
7, what pool can not bathe ah (playing a thing)? Answer: battery
8, open the box in the morning, close the box at night, there is a mirror in the box. Play a human organ Answer: eyes
9, crossroads, Chang'e roadside walk (playing a word) Answer: Hu
10, I'm your father's brother's son's classmate's brother is what relationship? Answer: It doesn't matter
11, when was the first world war? Answer: When Adam and Eve fought
12. Why do you have to be sentenced to jail for killing a person, but not for killing a cockroach? Answer: Because cockroaches don't have defense lawyers
13. Why is the king of England a woman? Answer: Because the British men are all gentlemen to pay attention to the ladies first
14. What should be hidden and used secretly, and then secretly handed over to others after use? Answer: Negatives
15: Six-year-old Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home, why does his mother always let his father, who does not know how to repair clocks, do it for him? Answer: Because mom lets dad fix Ming properly
16. When does the clock in Times Square ring? Answer: When it's time to fix it
17. A truck driver ran over a motorcyclist, and the truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine? Answer: the truck driver was not driving
18, Li drinking, bruised face, home for fear that his wife will know the blame, go to the bathroom in the mirror and put a band-aid, but the next day was still Mrs. scolded, why? Answer: Band-Aid on the mirror
19. Which kind of competition, the winners do not get prizes, but the losers have prizes? Answer: drinking
20. A cow with its head facing north turns three times to the right, then three times to the back, and then to the right, where is its tail? Answer: down
21. Why is there a hospital that never treats people? Answer: Veterinary Hospital
22. Why do four add up to? Answer: +/ =
23. When does someone knock on the door, you will never say come in? Answer: When you go to the bathroom
24: Is the black chicken better or the white chicken better? Why? Answer: Black chickens are good at laying white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs.
25. Every thing in the world melts when heated, but only one thing solidifies when heated, what is it? Answer: egg
26, Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, the moment he pulled out his pockets, some of the bags of bar matches box, not won the lottery tickets, as well as photos of old lovers, etc., are scattered all over the place. In a moment of panic, he immediately covers something with both hands in order to avoid a quarrel. What would he cover up? Answer: to cover his wife's eyes
27. This ice looks like a sheet of aluminum foil (four-letter idiom)? Answer: like walking on thin ice (as aluminum foil ice)
28. Why can't an articulate person speak when he just looks at you and smiles? Answer: He's in the picture
29. A tortoise is famous for carrying a cross(four-letter idiom)? Answer：real name (十字名龟)Some people often jump from a height of ten meters without any safety devices, why? Answer: high diving
30. What kind of rain can kill a person? Answer: gunfire
31. Why do people like to sit and watch movies? Answer: Because your feet get sore when you're standing up
32 What is the effect of abolishing early morning study? Answer: Half an hour less sleep
33. Why was there a hole in the ground after Dr J did push-ups? Answer: Because he did pushups with one hand
34. Who will win the race between the tortoise and the hare, and the pig will be the referee? Answer: You can't say! The pig is the one who says...
35. Why do some people like to take a shower after taking a bath? Answer: Because it's too disgusting to pee in the bath
36, Xiao Ma's father is in the city library (four-word idiom) Answer: know the way old horse (city map old horse)
37, a new husband and a new dog what's the difference? Answer: A new dog is still excited to see you a year later
38. A bear without a tail is a tail bear, and a bear without a cock is what kind of bear? Answer: female bears
39. What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: Safe Island
40, these two pieces of ice under the carp (four-word idiom)? Answer: BinYouYouYou (Ice Ice has carp)
41, an ant actually crawled from Sichuan to Tokyo, is it possible? Answer: Crawl on the map
42, a bus had an accident, all the people were injured, why Xiao Ming is fine? Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus
43. There's a place where you can go in but not out. Answer: The grave
44, chicken and goose 100 meters race, the chicken ran faster than the goose, why after the terminal? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
45: A ball and an iron ball fell from a high building, who landed first? Answer: The iron ball
46: The bell rang in the east, but none of the students in the classroom, what happened? Answer: The physical education class
47. What kind of person's work is busy all day long? Answer: ballerina
48, Ling Ling did not learn arithmetic, but the teacher boasted that her math is one of the best, why? Answer: from one to two
49. What is it that people keep eating it, but they never get enough. Answer: air
50、What is the best way to make your eyebrows grow under your eyes? Answer: upside down
51、Some people say that eating fish can prevent you from getting myopia, why? Answer: You've seen cats wearing eyes
52、Yang has always been first in his class, why did he drop to third this time? Answer: Because two people's scores exceeded his
53. What kind of mountains and seas can be moved Answer: mountains of people
54. What doesn't have a tongue in its mouth Answer: a teapot's beak
55. Why doesn't a cow eat grass when it's being ridden on a big cow? Answer: Because the bull is a human
56: Damien's English is very good, but some foreigners can't understand it, why? Answer: The foreigners don't understand English
57: The old king wiped the table, wiped half a day, but still felt dirty, why? Answer: Because the king's glasses are dirty
58. Two bottles of flowers, one bottle of flowers, one bottle of paper flowers, please say which bottle is a flower? Answer: The flower with butterflies flying on it is a fresh flower
59. What is the most preferred method of death for a prisoner? Answer: die of old age
60, the tree stood a bird, shot one, how many birds left? Answer: a dead bird
61、What is the largest number of people coming and going on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing? Answer: Pedestrians
62: Who is the man barber's least favorite person? Answer: bald
63, lover's eyes out of Xi Shi, then Xi Shi eyes out of what? Answer: Eye boogers
64: How can you get both the fish and the bear's paw? Answer: Raise a bear that only catches fish
65: Dr J was swimming in the pool, and as he swam, why did the water suddenly become deeper? Answer: Someone peed
66: What should you do if there is no one else nearby when you are drowning? Answer: Drink all the water
67: What kind of bucket is never full? Answer: Toilet
68、When you enter the bathroom to take a shower, should you take off your clothes or pants first? Answer: close the door first is better
69, the old man Mei You and went to the hospital to do a checkup, the results of the doctor told him that he had to look away a little bit, may I ask what kind of disease he had? Answer: doudoune moncler pas cher
70, how to buy eggs, so as not to buy the inside has hatched chick's eggs? Answer: buy duck eggs
71, Newton in the apple tree under the apple hit, discovered gravity; if you sit under the coconut tree, waiting to be hit by the coconut, you will find what? Answer: would find this behavior stupid...
72, Jesus was from which country? Answer: the kingdom of heaven
73、Which is the most appalling of the Chinese zodiac? Answer: pig, dragon, chicken (Zhu Mangji)
74, Why are two children exactly the same? Answer: Because of unfiliality
75、Why does the snake shed its skin? Answer: Because the skin is itching
76、Why would someone jump higher than the Paris Tower? Answer: Because the Paris Tower doesn't jump.
77、Why are fat people more afraid of heat than thin people? Answer：Because the area under the sun is larger
78、Blue knives and blue guns(Guess the word idiom)? Answer：Bule(Bule)
79、Who wears a gold-colored dress (猜字成语)? Answer： A man with a brilliant voice (a golden man)
80、A dog stops barking after crossing a wooden bridge (Guess the Chinese idiom)? Answer: never forget (over the wood not Wang)
81, cell phones can not fall into the toilet wet (guess the word idiom)? Answer: you can't miss the chance (chance can't get wet)
82, with pig liver and bear bile made of magical soap (guess the word idiom)? Answer: Liver and gallbladder (liver and gallbladder soap)
83, on the road, it turned a heel, and then turned again (guess the word idiom)? Answer: three flip twice
84, the world's largest sweet potato grows where? Answer: In the earth
85: What is not a crime to steal? Answer: snickering
86: What do you call a huge woman without breasts? Answer: Giant
87: Which European country doesn't do wholesale business? Answer: Denmark (single-sale)
88: A-Di actually succeeded in hanging himself with a noodle thread, why? Answer: He fell to his death
89: What is the one thing that you can't see but you can touch, and if you can't touch it, it will scare you? Answer: pulse
90: What is the most clean rat? Answer: EPA
91. What can you never catch with your right hand? Answer: right hand
92, this thing, the left look like an electric light, the right look like an electric light, and electric light is no different. But it just won't light up, what is it? Answer: a broken lamp
93. There is a place where you can go in but not out, what is it? Answer: the grave
94, chicken and goose 100 meters race, the chicken ran faster than the goose, why after the terminal? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
95, only a ball and an iron ball fell from a high building, who landed first? Answer: The iron ball
96: The bell rang in the east, but none of the students in the classroom, what happened? Answer: The physical education class
97: What kind of person's work is busy all day long? Answer: ballerina
98, Ling Ling did not learn arithmetic, but the teacher boasted that her math is one of the best, why? Answer: from one to two
99, what people are constantly eating it, but never eat enough. Answer: air
100、What is the best way to make your eyebrows grow under your eyes? Answer: upside down