"Please take care of the comedian in the circle of friends. Many years ago, they were the most shy boys and girls. In order to change, they suffered unimaginable pain. So, please don't laugh when they dance Dancer in KTV. Please silently raise your mobile phone and record this solemn moment so that people all over the world can see their courage and strength. "
The dancer in KTV is Luo An from our group.
Everyone doesn't treat Roan as a human being, because he is a good friend of mankind and the mascot of the team. You can tease him with any exaggerated and witty words, but he doesn't mind anyway. I should say he doesn't mind now anyway. He has experienced almost everything that can move people.
That's why we are most willing to invite him to the station. He is very interesting, he doesn't mind, he can find almost all jokes about himself, and he can accept almost all jokes about himself. With him around, the venue will never be cold. If he plays beyond his normal level, we can even get high without drinking. Of course, except that time, he got drunk himself and we were all scared half to death by him.
Those of us who are familiar with Roan are used to his tricks. To tell the truth, we sometimes get tired of some of his common tricks, such as he danced Dancer countless times. But there were new friends in the station that time, and one of them heard a lot about Luo An and coaxed him to go dancing.
Ron did not refuse. He never refuses.
He took off his shoes and socks, stumbled to the clearing in front of the TV, stood well, turned around, raised his arms slowly over his head, palms outward, and assumed a classic posture of Jolin Tsai, as if to announce to everyone that he was the center of the stage at the moment.
The private room suddenly exploded and everyone screamed like rebels. Several waiters outside the door stood on tiptoe and leaned their heads against the glass window, wondering what was going on inside.
Ron, after all, has seen the world and didn't show the slightest nervousness. No wonder he has danced this "dancer" countless times and knows it very well. I can assure you that he can present this dance perfectly even with his eyes closed. Ron smiled and danced with the music and our laughter. Until the heckling friend accidentally pressed the mute because he laughed too hard.
As soon as the music stopped, the class teacher entered the private room, and suddenly it was so quiet that only one dice swept to the ground continued to scamper without looking. Then, an unexpected scene happened. Roan, who was spinning and jumping just now, stood for a few seconds. Suddenly, with a bang, he sat on the ground and began to tremble like a seizure.
Trembling and sobbing exaggeratedly. He shivered and choked for almost half a minute, and then we realized that he was not joking.
Ron hadn't recovered when we rushed to lift him onto the sofa. He gripped the hands of another friend and me with both hands, and almost dislocated our fingers. We have never seen him like this. Ron looked at us with tears in his eyes, like a child crying till his throat cramped violently, and intermittently shouted, "I'm so tired, brother, I'm so tired."
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Roan was bullied because he was too shy since he was a child. When he tells an unforgettable story, we often doubt the truth of the story because of his cheerful attitude. For example, in junior high school, the bastard in the class dragged him to the toilet, put a rope around his neck and made him kneel on the ground to beat the dog. We refuse to believe it anyway.
He said, "You don't believe it because you haven't experienced it."
We don't believe him for another reason. Just ask him why he is always bullied and why he is always bullied. His answer is always "I don't know." "There must be a reason?" We say. Roan finally stopped playing pranks, revealing an expression he had never seen before, which was horribly serious.
He said, "Don't you know that many things happen for no reason?"
Roan has never been in love so far, and he has given himself a title: peerless god. According to him, so far only one person has made him feel in love, and this person has changed his life.
The man's name is Tan Man, his senior, and a female minister in the literature and art department of his university. When Luo An interviewed the art department of the school, he was almost not selected because he was shy. It was Tan Man who blocked the opposition for him. Tan Man told Luo An that she admired him and the indestructible simplicity in his eyes.
At this point, we laughed at his fabrication. We have never seen innocence in Ron. Decathlon expert Ron is the best at telling dirty jokes. Many times, the girls present were all flushed and ran after him. The harder they laid hands on him, the happier he became. Once, a girl didn't know whether her hand was too hard or her heart was too weak. After listening to Ron's dirty jokes, she slapped him. 1 of "pa" scared everyone, even the girl herself felt embarrassed and stood there at a loss. Roan came to his senses, buried his face in his hands, knelt at her feet and shouted, "Thank you for your kindness. The queen is a thousand years old and Qian Qian is a thousand years old. "
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During his days in the art department, Tan Man took good care of Luo An, taught him a lot, and his personality was much more cheerful than before (Luo An's original words were "slowly open my heart", put his hands on his chest and made a gesture similar to flowers). Roan likes Tanman because Tanman is the first person to make friends with him. He never thought anyone was valuable except her.
Tan Man will tell him all the unhappy things, whether professional teachers can't let her wear low-cut dresses or answers, or which "peach" in the literature department dares to talk to her.
Vice president of the competition. Roan said that few people talked to him, and Tan Man was the first one. Therefore, Roan experienced all the relationships during Tanman University by virtue of his intimate identity.
When Tan Man broke up with his sixth boyfriend, Luo An was a junior, and Tan Man graduated in two months. During that time, she often went to karaoke with Roan alone. Tanman sings beautifully, but Ron can't hear her sing Stephanie's What Did I Miss? Tan Man will burst into tears when he sings this song, and he will still cry when he sings, especially when he sings the sentence "I let go, I give up my seat, I am free and easy." Who knows how reluctant I am? " His shoulders will tremble, his sobs will turn around in the stereo, and he will never finish singing the next sentence "I love you so much, so I didn't cry and didn't say it." Tan Man always cried and said, "It's too hard not to cry."
For Tan Man, Roan cried more times in private than she did. He thought that he would do anything to make her happy. If she wants to put a hemp rope around his neck and watch him pretend to be a dog, he will climb all over the floor to show her. Luo An said with a wry smile, "I have experience anyway."
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At that time, Roan learned to dance Jolin Tsai's The Dancer.
Tan Man has a strange joke. He laughed at Jolin Tsai's leg lift. In order to make her happy at an early date, Roan made up his mind to learn from Jolin Tsai. At that time, he was still an introverted boy. In order not to be seen by others, he only dares to practice where no one is around. He practices dozens of times every day, like a square dance aunt who wants to usurp power. Every day, she studies how to do the movements well, how to make a perfect appearance and how to make a blockbuster.
Once, Luo Angang took a bath in the public bathroom and found that there was no one else in the bathroom. On a whim, he spun and jumped naked. Just halfway through the jump, a boy from another class came in, and Roan was so scared that his legs went soft and he fell to the ground. He didn't know what he was thinking at that time, but like a handmaid, he gave the boy a big gift and begged him not to tell anyone. Who knows, when I looked up, the boy had run away with a washbasin, which was probably scarier than him.
One month before Tan Man graduated, Luo An's dancer finally got it. He looked for Tan Man's karaoke and put "dancer" in front of "what I missed". He said it was the first time in his life that he was proud. Tan Man shed more tears when watching him dance than when she used to sing I Miss, but that was only because she smiled.
As soon as the music was over, Ron sat beside Tanman and gasped with her. Instead of thanking him, Tan Man grabbed his neck and buried his face on his shoulder for a long time. She deleted the next song I missed. She said, "I'm so happy, I won't sing this song again."
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A month later, Tan Man invited Luo An to "cashier" to attend the graduation bureau of his class. "In our art department, Tan Man invited me." Ron said, still that satisfied expression. He treats almost everyone who is particularly kind to him as a master, just like a stray dog taken home. He regards any little warmth as a big gift and any real contribution as a deserved reward.
Roan, who can't drink enough, blocked at least half of Tan Man that night, dizzy.
Sit on one side and enjoy Tan Man's singing and laughter while holding a microphone. That night, Tan Man really didn't order I Want or shed tears for her ex-boyfriend. While Roan blushed, for something he dared not expect, a man from Tan kissed him. Although the kiss was very light, just like a little girl kissing a baby bear by the bed before going to bed, it landed gently on his cheek, and he still felt that it was the heaviest gift he had ever received in his life.
Roan held Tan Man's shoulder as if he had known her all his life and knew her for the first time. Tan Man said nothing, his lips were slightly parted, and his eyes were bright, as if waiting for him to say something. For the first time, Ron felt that the girl who held his hand through the campus for three years was not his senior sister, his close friend or his master, but a girl who could only be hugged in one sentence.
Tanman, I like you.
Roan relived this sentence that he had practiced in his mind for thousands of times, but before he could speak, a boy pushed open the door of the private room and interrupted him. Tan Man let out a scream of joy and greeted him. Ron's hand naturally slipped from her shoulder.
The sofa is soft, but Ron feels a little pain in his hand.
Tan Man took the boy's hand and interrupted the singer with a microphone. He said to everyone, "This is Chloe Wang, the senior of our college." Before the words were finished, everyone couldn't wait to hiss: "Kiss, kiss." Ron followed. Although he tried his best, he could only lip-synch the word "kiss", but his voice could not make any sound.
Tan Man took Chloe Wang and sat in front of the jukebox opposite. The bright lights on the screen could not reflect their blushing faces anyway. Ron looked at them, and a voice in his head repeated like a parrot, "Yes, yes." Just thinking, Roan's cell phone rang. It's a message from Tan Man: I booked a "dancer" for you. Don't embarrass me in the future. Ron looked up at Tan Man, who was sipping his mouth and smiling at him.
Ron said, he is so shy, how can he dance in front of people other than Tanman? But he still gritted his teeth and deleted the word "it's too late, I have to go first" on his mobile phone.
At the end of the song, Tan Man dragged Luo An onto the stage and said to everyone, "Let our talented Luo An dance for everyone!" "Who knows everyone was drunk chatting, and no one answered. A nameless fire rose in Roan's chest, grabbed the microphone and shouted, "Huan-Hu! "
Everyone just woke up, and then, thunderous applause and screams resounded through the room. Roan said that moment was memorable because it was the starting point of his career as a comedian. He turned around, tiptoed, raised his arm and said to Chloe Wang in front of the jukebox, "Music."
Jump, Ron thought. This may be his last chance to amuse Tanman.
The sound of violin comes from stereo, so does Jolin Tsai's voice. This is Luo An's dancer, who won the most applause. The song "Dancer" was the climax of the evening, comparable to those ugly boys and girls who got together and kissed because they were about to leave.
Roan said that Tan Man didn't sit with Chloe Wang at that moment. Chloe Wang sat at one end of the sofa, and she sat at the other end, her eyes closely following his dance steps, clapping her hands rhythmically for a while, huddled up with laughter for a while, and pointed at loan for a while, shouting something with Chloe Wang opposite the sofa. Although Roan couldn't hear what she was shouting, he knew that Tan Man was very happy at this moment. Tan Man is so happy not because of others, but because of him.
Roan sighed and then told us, "It's a pity that Wang Lei, who is hard of hearing, died at his hands that night. You said you couldn't hear what Tan Man shouted, so you ran to sit in front of her and listened, or you sent a text message asking, Don't mute the music. Don't you know someone is dancing? So is Tanman. When the music stopped, did his brain stop? Why can't he stop before he is old? "
Cheers came and went that night, and the music was the loudest. Wang couldn't hear what Tan Man was shouting. Tan Manyi, who was drunk, kept calling him. Chloe Wang simply turned around and pressed the mute button on the jukebox. At this press, the noisy room suddenly quieted down, and the ugly men and women who were kissing stopped to sort out their clothes, leaving only Tan Man's drunken voice echoing in the air.
Tan Man laughed hysterically, pointed to Luo An and shouted at Chloe Wang, "Do you think he is cheap?"
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Ron said that he had only experienced two chilling silences in his life. Once in a cave in Shilin, Yunnan. This cave is called the glen. Because of the terrain, it is surprisingly quiet here, so quiet that he even feels pain in his bones. The other time was in that private room, but the pain was not the bone, but the heart.
Ron closed his eyes in the dead silence. He has practiced this "dancer" countless times without looking at the screen. At this moment, he doesn't need to see anything. Ron danced on the stage with his eyes closed. Without music, he is like a silly girl, but he also dances like a real dancer. Even if the audience leaves, even if things are smashed, even if the music is interrupted, even if the person he likes asks his lover next to him, is that person in your stands mean?
Finally, a century later, Jolin Tsai's voice came from the stereo again.
Spinning and jumping, I close my eyes.
I can't see you in the noise. Are you drunk?
I won't stop on a snowy summer night.
Blurred the age
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No one saw the dancers' joys and sorrows.
After telling this story, Roan made another classic face of his, but we didn't laugh for the first time. When asked about his experience, Luo An spread out his hands and twisted his shoulders like a Xinjiang dance and said, "I became like this later." Say that finish and a face of base.
At that moment, I knew nothing could hurt him.
The comedians in the circle of friends are all like this without exception. How simple the heart is, how cruel the world is. Therefore, they have learned to protect themselves in a unique way: before being hurt by the world, they simply start first, or scold their dog blood or blow their heads off, which is equally painful. Might as well let them start on their own.
Later, I asked Roan if he had contacted Tan Man. He said yes, and then Tan Man apologized to him several times. Actually, he doesn't care anymore. No matter what she says, he believes it. But he won't see Tanman again, and he won't join any bars with Tanman. He is afraid to dance in front of her, although he dances more and more naturally in front of others. I asked him what he would do if he accidentally met Tan Man. Roan said he would pretend to be gay and seduce Tanman's boyfriend. Then he smiled again, saying that he didn't really hate Tan Man, but wanted to thank her, because he was at least a lot more cheerful than before, so he had many friends and became Jolin Tsai's "natural knight" by default.
Luo An said that among Jolin Tsai's songs, his favorite is Dancer, and he likes the phrase "You can't see through the noise. Are you drunk?" . He felt that the word was like talking about him. He is like flying dust in the air. The dust settled and there was no sound. It's better to keep it, no matter how many people he choked to death. At least behind the dust, there may be someone he likes who is willing to leave a short corner on him.
Ron smiled again and said he was talking nonsense.
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