On that day, I sang a song "Love between Brothers and Sisters", and one of the lyrics was "You want the stars in the sky, my brother will pick them for you". This lyric is like a breeze, which wrinkles a pool of tender spring water. Under the ripples, the tender feelings of weak girls suddenly flooded.
She blushed and asked me shyly, "Brother Chi, I want the stars in the sky. Can you help me pick it? "
This question made my heart sink and hurt my liver. Alas ~, love words are like advertisements. Seriously, lose. ...
Weak weak see my dilemma, small mouth pursed higher than the chest.
She squatted on the side of the road with her hands clenched, sulking, when an aunt who was cooking soy sauce happened to pass by. Maybe her old man was tired from walking. She hung up two bottles of soy sauce with a weak pout and sat on the side of the road to rest. While she was sitting, her aunt fell asleep mercilessly. I slept for more than half an hour, but the soy sauce bottle didn't drop.
Menstruation woke up, picked up the oil bottle and left. I came to the weak side to coax her.
I said, "Weak, I'm sorry, I …" She interrupted me, "An apology between lovers is like a threat. If I don't forgive you, it will be my fault, so don't say sorry to me, I don't want to make a mistake. "
Under normal circumstances, a man who is usually vague will become at a loss and stutter when his girlfriend is angry. After I said the word "I" three times, I suddenly cried, all kinds of crying, all kinds of crying. In short, crying is very technical.
My heart was in chaos, and under the guidance of weak and cadence crying, tears flowed down unwillingly.
She was crying, and as soon as she looked up and saw me crying with her, she got angry at once. She stood up and pointed at my nose and said, "rob the play, right?" I am a performing artist whose artistic talent is in full bloom. You were in tears in thousands of feet. Do you want to ruin my place? "
God, it's not good to apologize, nor is it right to cry with you. What should I do? It seems that only by agreeing to her request can she smile through tears.
I looked up at the vast sky and I struggled hard. Finally, I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet, and said forcefully to her, "All right, I'll pick stars for you!" " "
I finished the conversion between crying and laughing before my voice fell. She jumped up and biagi kissed my face. In a flash, like a 10,000-volt current flowing through my body, my dizzy happiness came like an avalanche. ...
Section 2 Cooking
I have the courage to fall in love with stars, which makes me very moved. She never cooks, and made me a pot of fish soup for the first time.
When it was done, she happily pulled me to the pot and said, "Brother Chi, please."
I opened the lid and looked inside. Boy, there is a big jar full of water. In addition to coriander, chopped green onion, shredded ginger and garlic cloves, there are various seasonings such as oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, pepper and star anise.
However, this is not the point, the point is-a big fish shuttles between spices and swims happily in the pot.
Oh, I'll go. A woman who can't cook with a fire really can't afford to get hurt. ...
However, I will pretend to be very moved anyway. I didn't even frown, and I crooked my neck and drank three bowls.
She smiled and said to me, "Brother Chi, please drink slowly. There is plenty of fish soup. Why are you flushing the toilet? "
Hearing this, I only felt a churning in my stomach, and I couldn't help opening my mouth. I spit the fish soup I just drank back into the pot, scared the fish out of the pot and stared at me with frightened eyes.
The weak one was a little angry and pointed at the fish and scolded, "I bought you for a crazy brother." What happened when you jumped to the ground? "
The fish said, "Emma, I thought you carefully prepared such a pot of soup to improve my life. I am still grateful." So ... It's a good thing you can't make a fire, otherwise my old man wouldn't be cooked by you at the moment? Don't come over, I'll slap your mouth. "
Weak bent down to reach the fish, and the fish jumped up with a flick of its tail and gave Pia a weak cheek. Suddenly, crow's feet appeared on her pink face.
After the fish succeeded, he bravely jumped out of the house, said goodbye, plopped into the river, braved the wind and waves, and left in a blink of an eye. ...
Weak weak red face said to me: "Brother Chi, I'm sorry ..." I comforted her and said: "It's okay. I don't like fish anyway, but I like soup. It just ran away. "
To show sincerity, I drank a lot with a pot.
Weak eyes stare like the fifteenth moon. She said to me, "Didn't you just throw up in the pot?" Why are you drinking again? Brother Emma, you really know how to recycle ... "
Suddenly I had a cramp in my stomach, threw up on the ground and got carried away. She looks relaxed and happy on the sidelines. ...
The third quarter magic
In today's materialistic world, there are very few girls who want love instead of material things. I am really lucky to meet weakness.
A person like her is a fool in a fashionable phrase, but a fool is a perfect match with an idiot, right? Such a girl wants me to pick stars for her. What reason do I have to refuse? Besides, I also drank fish soup.
Now that we have drunk the fish soup, it's time to start the star-picking plan.
I don't want to make progress, which seriously hinders the development of a harmonious society. In this era of per capita income exceeding 10,000, beggars on the street use apples 7, but I can't even afford to buy 7 bags of apples.
There is a saying that is very realistic. No one asked you whether the city was poor or not, whether the mountain area was rich or not, and whether you had distant relatives. No one will lend you money if you are regarded as a person with no repayment ability. My relatives and friends don't lend me money. How can I have the courage to borrow a spaceship from NASA? If you want to go to heaven, you must find another way.
I am a farmer, and I only know how to farm. It is said that scientific farming is needed in the era of science and technology, so those so-called experts began to jump up and down and strongly recommended genetically modified seeds. I am a die-hard. I won't believe these unreliable things anyway. I only believe in the seeds I choose.
Therefore, I chose a traditional kidney bean, which is very long and can grow indefinitely if there is enough fertilizer and water. I want to use it to realize my grand wish of reaching for the stars.
In the early morning when the sun was born, I planted the seeds of kidney beans. I can't afford chemical fertilizer, so I let the weak pee to increase the fertility of crops.
Cowardly and timid, I comforted her and said, "Cowardly, don't worry about urinating boldly. I will stand guard for you and promise not to peek. " She blushed and nodded.
After a long time, I suddenly heard a faint cry and felt a shock. Did I meet a rogue? Three steps at a time, two steps at a time, I saw that the place where kidney beans were originally planted turned into a big ditch, and the stream was gurgling and steaming. I stood by the ditch and wiped my tears. When I came, I sobbed and said to me, "Brother Chi, I drove too hard and washed away all the seeds of kidney beans ..."
Alas ~, what can I say with such an innocent girlfriend? I can only comfort her and say, "Nothing, I'm weak. You're lucky you didn't get washed away. I still have seeds. Let's plant it again. Don't cry, okay? "
When I heard that there were seeds, I suddenly burst into tears and smiled. That smile, like the morning sunshine, is warm, warm and brilliant. ...
Section 4 Secrets
The effect of beans sprouting, leaves splitting and vines spreading is like animation. Vines grow faster than fast cars, thunder is faster than thunder, and donkeys are faster than electric donkeys
When I saw that the time was running out, I said with my fist, "The wind is rustling ~, the water is cold ~, and the strong man is gone forever ~ ~ (both hands are raised one after another, the speech speed is slow, full of tragic spirit, and the echo at the end of the sentence is getting lower and lower, which makes the listener cry). Weak, see you in the next life, I am a fool! (Refer to the tone of the Monkey King in Journey to the West) "
Say and fly to embrace vines, dally to climb.
Weak and quick-sighted, he grabbed my leg and dragged me to a big party. He hugged me and cried: "Hey, silly brother, your farewell words are too scary. I don't want you to promise any afterlife. We just need to grasp this life. If I lose your star, what's the point of the stars in the sky? " Please be imaginative when you see friends here, and try to rehearse silently. )
I smiled, and the sunlight reflected by two dice made tears glisten on my weak face: "Are you stupid?"? If the curse works, there will be no bad people in the world. If you are lucky, who will have a chance to be sad? Come on, little girl, give me a smile. "
Weak and weak didn't laugh. She took out a knife with a serious face, which scared me back several steps and stammered, "What is this?" Don't laugh if you don't laugh. Why do you have to use a knife? You can't even joke about a relationship here? Well, I'm not your uncle, but you are my big breasts, right? "
Weak weak didn't speak, brandished a knife to cut off the vines of kidney beans, and then said to me seriously: "Brother Chi, I want to understand that if two people really love each other, they will definitely ask for a long time. Unrealistic fantasy is not impossible, but it can only be regarded as a beautiful vision. I want you to help me pick the stars, which is an unreasonable request, but you know you can't, but you just can't bear to brush my heart and make me sad. This shows that you really love me and can understand your heart, which is enough ... Love is a kind of enjoyment, not a burden. As a woman, if you make too many unreasonable demands on men, any man will escape sooner or later. Crazy brother, you are my star, you will always be the brightest star in my heart. "
Emma, this touching remark made my eyes water and my blood boil. I warmly celebrate. I threw myself at the weak man with open arms and pursed lips, hoping to gain something, but she flashed sideways and I fell to the ground with a sigh. When I got up and spit out the dirty things in my mouth, I saw that the weak man was covering his mouth and laughing like a pig in spring. ...
This ending was not originally envisaged, but with the growth of age, the enthusiasm for blogging gradually faded, so writing became more and more lazy. I think this may be a mental journey that every blogger must go through. Perhaps this laziness is only temporary. Maybe one day, I will clear my mind and get back on the road. This is what I want to see myself and what my friends who love me want to see. ...
I climbed up the vine to the sky. On the way, I met a NASA spaceship, took their spaceship to the Russian space station, had dinner with foreign friends, made some supplies, and then continued my journey of picking stars. ...
During the trip, I accidentally entered just visiting and saw the long-lost 370 passenger plane. The passengers on board are still alive. ...
I chose a beautiful star, wrapped it in a coat, tied it firmly on my shoulder, and set off for the lower bound. Clinker, I stayed in heaven for too long. I just went for a walk. The world has changed dramatically, and the vines I climbed in heaven have long since disappeared. ...
Because I was anxious to see the weak, I made a parachute out of my pants and jumped ... The wind tore my homemade parachute and I fell heavily to the ground. ...
The weather is dry, once in a hundred years, crops wither, and people and animals have difficulty drinking water. Where I landed, people were digging wells to get water. The hard land was smashed into a pit 1000 meters deep by my body, and groundwater gushed out. People cheered and cheered, treating me as a savior, beating gongs and drums to send banners, which read: Don't forget to drill wells when drinking water. ...
One day in the sky, one year on the ground, when I saw weakness in the place where I once planted kidney beans, she was white-haired and glassy-eyed ... Although she was in her twilight years, she was still waiting for me to come back. ...
Hugging each other and crying, their tears blended, making her white hair turn blue and restore the original appearance ... When I gave her the star, she didn't look at it, just hugged me and murmured: You are my star, you are my star ...