2. My friend said that the second half-price advertisement single dog said hurt, I said that's your single dog thing, we single pig said eat two just right.
3. When I see your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when they made you.
4. Every math class just so silently looking at the teacher, anyway, I do not understand, you happy.
5. The most unfaithful thing in the world is money, saying that we go out together, and then it doesn't come back with me; the most faithful thing is meat, grandma, how to get rid of can't get rid of!
6. It's been too long since I've put pen to paper, and now I'm writing my homework with the feeling of the Emperor's approval.
7. "Why are the hands of foreign girls so beautiful?"
7. "Why do foreign girls have such beautiful hands?" "Because they haven't done their Chinese homework."
8. "The speed of the Internet has abused me a thousand times, but I treat the speed of the Internet as if it were the first love!
9. I had a fight with my wife, and I yelled, "Don't think I won't dare to hit you if you're pretty!" I thought she would be happy to hear that, but I didn't expect her to say, "Don't think I'll let you off the hook if you make sense!"
10. When I was a kid, I especially liked to play hide-and-seek, and as soon as others hid, I went straight home.
11. Today I was lying in the upper bunk, bunkmate in the cake, suddenly, he was furious, screamed: TM cake and nails. I heard, panicked and put away the nail clippers.
12. I'm running for the five meat, I bring salt for myself.
13. Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love, and I slammed a math book in his face.
14. I'm going to get a haircut, and I'm going to break my neck throwing out my bangs.
15. My table asked me what is happiness, I said, "Some of the test copy is happiness."
16. When I was in school, often dry anatomy, the dead are accustomed to the dormitory at night than the steamer is still hot, the two goods roommate whimsical idea said: the morgue has air conditioning, or we go there to sleep, I have the key. www. Another two goods immediately said yes ah, the two people went. The next day the janitor was hospitalized.
17. Girls don't have to play mind games with each other, anyway, after a few decades, they all have to go to the square dance together.
18. "You can eat in addition to what else" "will be hungry"
19. Friendship is very simple, it is in their own eating good time to think of each other, and then photographed and sent to her.
20. "There's a kind of person who doesn't like you and won't let you like anyone else." "Are you talking about the homeroom teacher?"
21．The scariest thing in the world is not dreaming that you fell asleep in the exam room, but waking up that you did fall asleep in the exam room.
22．My future is a dream, and what's even more unfortunate is that it's insomnia at this moment.
23. My father taught me, "Don't be fooled by men, don't believe in men's words." I didn't know whether to listen to my dad or not.
24. You know why most cell phones don't have high pixel counts on the front camera? Because they don't want to make you look ugly.
25. I gambled with my youth on tomorrow and lost one day after another.
26. Just now, after giving a customer a haircut, he looked in the mirror, and a smile appeared on his face: "Tomorrow I'll call my brother to come with me!" I was very happy, I was about to thank him, but he patted me on the shoulder: "You also call some people, then don't say I'm too many to bully you!"
27. A roommate who wakes up and makes a lot of noise is better than 100,000 alarm clocks.
28. New Year's Eve, an old classmate sent me a blessing text message, I see that he wrote a good, changed the name of the group sent. As a result, he replied to me: "Shit, when I was a child, I copied my homework, but when I grew up, I had to copy my text messages, so I can't be more shameless!"
29. Since geeks call themselves Madame Curie, geeks call themselves Picasso.
30. I was at a bar last night when a beautiful woman came my way and asked if anyone was sitting here. I politely replied "no" and kept thinking about what I was going to talk to her about later, and then she took the chair away.