This is the first time I've ever seen a movie with the same name!
Director: Shit! And not to see the movie, back you a head ah? The funding is not enough, just one less shot! Goku: Are you guys done? We are performing! Director: o your k, go your on! Eight quitters: master, in front of must be a big river, God is going to block our way, we have to break up! The Tang Monk: "We have to break up"? Good? But according to the map, after the river is the Western Liang female country ...... Sha monk: Oh, page! Wukong: huh? Sha Shidi, how do you also ...... Sha monk: wrong, should be the second brother oh page, just accidentally typed serial. Eight quit: Oh page! Wukong: nerves! Tang monk: you see how this big river passes ah? Sha monk: you see, over there came a small boat! Wukong: Yes! On top of it, there is a boatman, seems to be a woman? Shit! Too far away to see clearly! The eight rings: is not very clear, her right eyebrow seems to be depicted a little higher. Crow: Quack! Croak! Quack!(In the blink of an eye, the ferry has swung over)
Boatman: several masters but to cross the river?
Tang Monk: Amitabha Buddha, female master really tnd will nonsense.Boatman: you swear? ......
Wukong: master, I know you have been repressed for a long time, but you should also restrain, now we are begging people ah! Boatman: ...... I haven't seen a monk like you. Have personality, I like! The sand monk: this is also good? Boatswain: a few masters quickly come up ...... have not yet asked to teach you the number of the law? Tang Monk: I am the East Earth Datang to come, the West Tianzhu to go, passing through your treasure land of monks, Tang ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Monk! Boatman: Oh, I know, www.西天四人行.com的CEO! It is so honored to meet you, these people's Dharma name is ...... Tang Monk: I never like to grab the camera, or let them introduce themselves, Sun Wukong, quickly tell people what is the name of your Sun Wukong! Wukong: I ...... Tang Monk: see a beautiful aunt can not speak, no interest! Or you pig eight quit Wukong first! Eight quit: but ...... Tang monk: there is what but? Sha Wujing, you do not also do not know what to say good? Sha Wujing: you have not said it all? Monk: What do you mean? Is it hard to say that I stole your play? You should know, I do people very low-key, you should see it ah? Right? The boatman sister? Boatswain: Well ...... Tang Monk: Well you a head ah? Yesterday you and I shot a movie on the uh-huh uh-huh endless, today is the Journey to the West, and uh-huh? Frog: Quack! Croak! Croak! Monk: Wukong, I'm so thirsty ah, give me to find some water to drink okay? Goku: Shit! Said so much nonsense, of course thirsty! If you say two more words, I'm going to dry you out! Director: Please note that Wukong said "dry" with one sound, not four. Thank you Sha monk: big brother, give you the bowl! Wukong: Sha Shidi, there is water all over the place, and you are holding the bowl, you can get water yourself. Why still call me? Sha monk: master said to you that he was thirsty ah? Wukong: I did not expect you really obedient ah? Sha Monk: the most afraid of listening to everything, and our monk most talk about "obedience" word. Boatman: You are not fast enough? The master is dying of thirst! Wukong: Ah? Master! Tang Monk: It's already fine, I just lay on the boat gang, ass to the sky, stretching the neck, pouting mouth, sticking out the tongue, drilling his head into the river, and drank it all by himself. sand monk: wow! Such a nasty posture you have done it? Tang monk: wow you old wood ah? Learn others Hong Kong and Taiwan third-rate star ah? It is with your second senior brother to learn! Boatman: Huh? How did the river become shallow? Wukong: Dummy! Don't drink! The water level has gone down! Drink again will have to walk across the river! Bajie: I can't drink enough water? There is no God ah! I should have known not to be a monk! Sha monk: look! The front is the city gate! The eight rings: Oh, page! Finally can see a lot of mm! Tang Monk: What are you shouting? Our image is all broken by you ~~~~~~~~~~~ bad! Boatman! Please drive faster, okay? We are in a hurry! Panda: Quack! Quack! Quack!(The four masters and disciples entered the city)
Pedestrian A: Look! Human race!
Pedestrian B: Yeah! I like the monkey-faced one! Pedestrian C: a look is not honest, I still like that white quiet, sure know pain! Pedestrian A: Look at you that tart!Pedestrian A: Look at you, you're so flirty!
Pedestrian D: The bearded one has a loyal face, not bad, right? Pedestrian E: Damn!Pedestrian D: The bearded man's face is also good.
Pedestrian C: I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm not a good person!
Pedestrian C: Is that what I said? Pedestrian E: No, it's the one he rode! Pedestrian C: No, it's the one he's riding! Cat: Quack! Quack! Quack!(Inside the palace)
Queen: Ah! ~~~~~~~~~~~ is ~~~~~ male ~~~~~ man ~~~~~!
Master of State: come on, you size is also the king of a country, see a man, no life yell, too not nonsensical, right? Queen: to you tube? State Master: I mean, you like to like, saliva do not flow so long ah? Queen: Shit, not early to say, causing people to lose face in front of the Tang Dynasty Gege ...... I wipe! Master: let you wipe your mouth on the mouth, and? Queen: you have something to say a piece of words out on it, do not like a stool like a little bit of squeeze out! Master: I think you should change a posture, squatting on the ground to see the guests is not too elegant ah? Queen: Then you earlier let me stand up soon good? State Affairs: people have come! Monk: Her Majesty, why are you squatting on the ground? Queen: I ...... my bladder sweating well! Wukong: Shit! Boo boo, what bladder sweating! Tang monk: not unreasonable! You monkey, the master for the first time in his life to see the female master boo boo, what do you mess ah? The eight ring: the original master also this tone? The sand monk: Master quickly get up, do not climb on the ground to see ah? Master: the original two people really match! Wukong: like your head ah? We are passing monks, do not deal with the government! Master: It's not up to you! Queen: The Master is right! The people ah! Send the monks down to rest! Zebra: Quack! Croak! Quack!(Lounge)
Wukong: Master, today in the Great Hall, I look at your eyes so lewd ah?
Tang monk: lecherous? Sha monk: finished! Master's anger value has reached its limit. Tang monk: you say I lewd? Eight rings: big brother! Beware of the must kill! Tang monk: lewd! This word is so aptly used! Why? Why? Wukong: Because the telecom is going to increase the price! The eight ring: because the students summer vacation! Sha monk: because Qingxia to get married! The Tang monk: all wrong! Because today I have a vacation! Hahaha! ~~~~~~~ The three disciples: the original master crazy! Voiceover: Ladies and gentlemen, this is called falling in love! Director: Quack! Quack!(Night)
The Tang Monk: Aiyoyo!
Wukong: What are you two ouch?The monk: Yes, it is easy to arouse my desire to make pain for no reason!
Tang monk: not ah! Good pain! Ah! Good pain! Bajie: It's like a knife cut! Ah! Like a knife cut! The Tang monk: like a needle prick ah! Ah! Like a needle prick! Wukong: stomach ache to skim just fine, do what poetry? Eight quitters: Yes! I'm going!...... an hour has passed ......
Eight rings: monkey brother! Not good anymore!
Wukong: What's wrong again? The eight rings: you see! Wukong: ah? Little piglets? Where? The eight rings: is ...... is my ...... skimming strip when ...... accidentally gave birth to ...... Wukong: Ah? Who did it? Eight quitters: I only had with the white dragon horse ...... Sha monk: no way? The original is a dragon pig? Tang Monk: What "Dragon Ball", but also "Dr. IQ"! Please you care about me, okay? The eight rings: and pain, and then go skim! Wukong: No way? Wukong: no way? Sha monk: pigs are animals with multiple births. Tang monk: engage in academic? Then you study why we are ...... Wukong: I will go to the king now! Folding stool: quack! Quack! Quack!Queen: I'm coming!
Monk: So soon? Queen: write too long someone does not like to read, so a little faster. Tell me, where are you uncomfortable? Monk: Before the back pain leg cramps, thought it was rheumatism and cold. Now I realize that it is a pregnancy reaction, have to give birth to a child. Queen: child birth? Lean! You will not drink the water outside the city, right? Tang Monk: is drinking ah? We thought it was free! Queen: We do not have a man here, to pass on the family will have to think of their own way. The Tang monk: Shit! I'm in pain here, can you say something substantial? Queen: That's it? The water of the Zimu River will make you pregnant if you take a sip! Wukong: No way! You don't put up a sign if it's so dangerous? Queen: What's so dangerous about a woman getting pregnant? Who knows you men also want to drink? Monk: What should we do then? Queen: just give birth? Goku: we are asking you how to abort! Queen: abortion? The queen: abortion? It's too much work, we have a recipe here, but there is no citation.Wukong: Tell me, I'll think of something!
Queen: It's to drink boy urine! Tang monk: ha ~~~~~ ha ~~~~~ ha ~~~~~ don't you know we are all monks? This is not good to say? Piss a bubble for me to drink! Wukong: not I do not help you, in the flower and fruit mountain, how do I say is also the head of a mountain, has been and a lot of small female monkeys ...... Tang monk: not it? Eight rings, you come! The eight rings: me? You do not remember why I was relegated to the mortal world? Tang Monk: Shit! The Tang Monk: Damn! Sand monk: I was in the Palace of Heaven is also a great general, in fact, my life is very corrupt ...... Tang monk: No way? Then I will not have to give birth to a child? Wukong: Master, you yourself? Tang monk: eh! Had I known that there is today, I will let go of that big yellow in the Chang'an Temple ......(Crowd spit)
Tang Monk: I can't imagine that I have a ~~~~~~~ world of fame is ruined ~~~~~~~~~ in one!
White Dragon: master, if you do not mind ...... I am still a virgin! Tang monk: drink horse urine? God ah? This is your punishment for me? rhubarb: Quack! Quack! Quack!