Satirical Netflix quotes about scumbags (57)

One, cherish life, stay away from scum.

Second, these two lips, cut cut cut pour a large plate.

Third, you belong to the cucumber, owe to shoot.

Fourth, the king of hell saw you have to be scared to even cry with howling and wiping tears to find mom.

Fifth, you do not think you are now like a clown to please me?

Six, the reason why men are philandering, because there is no one who can catch his heart. The reason why women are philandering is because there has been a person who has broken her heart severely. ---- Luo Shi

Seven, you can not be like a shrew, forked waist, a mouth of dirty words.

Eight, people sixty or seventy years old people have a stroke, you also follow the hilarious.

Nine, you fucking think I will be afraid of you? Green tea whore I am embarrassed to scold you in the world of big pickpocket!

Ten, sorry, I do not know you have not read the book, to that a pestle with a shrew-like, oh, I know, must be because of the genetic mutation.

eleven, I like a person will pretend to be calm and calm tone of voice like simply do not like the same hide and hide to not let others see out only know each other to take the initiative to chat the heart of the kind of hate to jump to the bed stirrups over the joy of what looks like But if you did not say that like that I will die will not say I'm afraid of embarrassment It is also my cowardice

twelve, the world's great, big, but you are missing the heart. I'm not sure if you're a good person or not.

13, you go back to hug your mom and cry, okay? Only your mom can give you comfort, okay?

14, you told me to get out? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new product, but I'm sure you'll be able to get a good deal on a new product.

XV, your kind of person is best to go as a cowherd, not as a commission for you. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new pair of shoes or boots.

16, you say you wear white clothes in broad daylight to pretend to be a ghost? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new pair of shoes or boots.

Seventeen, your friends are blind, with you are not with the wolves?

xviii, Zi said; fighting with a brick call, not Yi mess! The head of the light is almost! Almost not dead again!

xix, your complex features, can not hide your simple intelligence.

XX, have seen ugly, have not seen so ugly. At first glance quite ugly, take a closer look more ugly!

XXI, looks like potatoes, but also said that they are very good, your cheek is really thick, even I feel hard for you.

Twenty-two, grass finished you. Mom gouge big dregs, gouge you. The first thing I want to do is to get rid of all the stuff that I have to do.

Twenty-three, you are saying that your old mother, three so delicate, must your old mother damage you you only cool, it is really a tart countless ah.

Twenty-four, together with the window to see half, look good do not want to, simply is the feeling of martial arts outreach love apartments, but the back half in any case can not see down, there is a psychological barrier, because it can not accept the people inside the way to treat the feelings of scum men and women Virgin Mary White Lotus, confession of failure can be as if nothing has happened, ambiguous to the end than the confession of a good, emotional line is too chaotic, there is no double arrow, all the food chain, heart Xiao pain!

Twenty-five, forgive me for being expressionless but love you y

Twenty-six, Zhu Men dog meat stinks, the road has frozen dead bones, dog meat and bones are said to be you!

Twenty-seven, you say why I do not scold you? You think the dog bit you, you can still bite back the dog?

Twenty-eight, see your breathless struggle, I suddenly up compassion.

Twenty-nine, people live to know how many pounds they have, not a weight do not weigh themselves in the big scale.

Thirty, let's talk about the married scum who lured the little girl used to those low-class clumsy and disgusting tricks. In addition to pretending to be stupid and deep and melancholy, most of them will have a wife who is forced to marry under pressure and has little affection, or a wife who is a savage shrew, or a wife who is an indifferent and resentful woman who is unable to have sex with him and communicate mentally. Some men will be even more vicious and will say that their wives suffer from heart disease or mental illness. In short, in a word, his marriage is just an empty shell of a form, and his marriage is unfortunate. Perhaps they will also inadvertently reveal their own family of origin has domestic violence or parents quarrel divorce and other unfortunate family history, pretending to be an unfortunate marriage in the image of the innocent victims, the subtext is nothing more than "you see, I am so miserable, do not hurry and I go to bed". ----meiya

Thirty-one, scum is too disgusting! A woman because of love you trust you willing to give birth for you, you fucking so treat him, for you to abortion but also subject to your slander. In order to fame and fortune to expose the pain of people in front of all the people, too fucking cheap!

Thirty-two, you are the big monster that makes people sick to their stomachs, don't come out in broad daylight to scare people.

Thirty-three, did you realize that what you said was a bunch of crap? I can completely ignore your trashy language.

Thirty-four, girl, your fashionable outfit, especially the pair of black cotton socks with sandals on, is really something to behold.

Thirty-five, when you go out, be sure to wear a lightning rod, to prevent the problem from occurring. Really one day, after being struck by lightning, and then crushed by the car, with a spoon to the basin when the body, we will be sad.

Thirty-six, see you walk a road with your head held high, afraid of others do not know you are the airport.

Thirty-seven, you long really tm postmodern.

Thirty-eight, you do not think you have reached the world invincible shameless state?

Thirty-nine, pregnant women of that thing these two days heat is not reduced, what is good to discuss? Scummy man scum family, marrying a person like this is not as good as a person! Why do you have to marry someone? Anyway, I met someone somewhere this year, treated his wife that way, and already have a great distrust of men! Marriage fear!

Forty, intend to get a haircut, fling bangs flinging my neck is broken.

Forty-one, what the knife, gun, stick, axe Yue hook fork, baked cake, doughnut buns twist, I see you like a purebred Dutch fool!

Forty-two, although the face stinks a little bit, less words, people stupid a little bit, personality twisted a little bit, a little bit of strange temper, but basically it is still a good guy!

Forty-three, why do you have to put gold on your face? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that.

Forty-four, your ass to the eyes, do you have to force me to challenge their own limits?

Forty-five: "Good, you're finally showing your scummy nature."

Forty-six: Do you think it's stressful to live with us positive IQ people? Are you high? Do you get high?

Forty-seven, in life and emotionally behave like a man more often, but basically he will say that it is because of their own goals - big, do not care for a put Bole or women to remove the wings of a pair of bird people.

Forty-eight, do not want to hurt anyone, which is destined to be a scum, never learn to deceive the girl, never when, the attitude towards love has been serious.

Forty-nine, the man to be like you, the world is no man.

fiftieth, friends, in the morning, you must wash your face and look in the mirror to go out ah, or not to scare the children who just started school is not good!

Fifty-one, your riot so I can not use words to describe, can only let you have been so debauchery.

Fifty-two, like you have no standard of illiteracy is also someone to want, you have been lucky!

Fifty-three, if it is not the teacher education we can not litter, I would have thrown you.

Fifty-four, what else do you have besides a brain full of fat? The brain cells are all in the fat, you will still be smart to that?

55, the meaning of scum in your body to the perfect interpretation.

Fifty-six, if the original spittle is used to reason, but now it has become a daily baptism of your body N times the nutrients.

57, you are not 10,000 years without a bath? I look at you will feel the sky turned upside down.

One, looks like a potato, but also said that they are very good, you have a thick skin, even I feel bad for you.

Secondly, let's talk about those inferior and disgusting tricks that married scums use to lure little girls. In addition to playing dumb and deep and melancholy, most of them will have a wife who is forced to marry under pressure and has little affection, or a wife who is a savage shrew, or a wife who is a cold, resentful woman who can't have sex with him and can't communicate mentally. Some men will be even more vicious and will say that their wives suffer from heart disease or mental illness. In short, in a word, his marriage is just an empty shell of a form, and his marriage is unfortunate. Perhaps they will also inadvertently reveal their own family of origin has domestic violence or parents quarrel divorce and other unfortunate family history, pretending to be an unfortunate marriage in the image of the innocent victims, the subtext is nothing more than you see, I am so miserable, not hurry and I go to bed. ----meiya

Third, why don't you say I scold you? Do you think a dog bites you and you bite the dog back?

Fourth, you go back to hug your mom and cry bitterly, okay? Only your mom can give you comfort, okay?

Fifth, people in their sixties and seventies have a stroke, you also follow the crowd.

6. What else do you have besides brain fat? The brain cells are all in the fat, you will still be smart to that?

Seventh, friends, in the morning, you must wash your face and look in the mirror to go out ah, or not to scare the children just started school is not good!

Eight, these two lips, cut cut down a big dish.

Nine, grass finished you. Mom keyed the big dregs, keyed you. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

Ten, the meaning of scum in your body to the perfect interpretation.

XI, you can not be like a shrew, forked waist, a mouth of dirty words.

twelve, the world is big, big but you lack of that piece of heart.

xiii. Do you think it's stressful to live with us positive IQ people? I don't know what to say, but I'm not sure.

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Fourteen, the son said; fight with a brick hoo, not Yi chaotic hu! The head of the light is almost! I'm not going to die again!

XV. Don't you think you've reached a state of invincible shamelessness?

Sixteen, the scum is too disgusting! A woman who trusts you because she loves you and is willing to give birth to a child for you, you fucking treat him like this, abortion for you but also subject to your slander. In order to fame and fortune to expose the pain of people in front of all the people, too fucking cheap!

seventeen, you long really tm postmodern.

xviii, in life and emotional performance is not like a man when more, but basically he will say that it is because of their own goals - big, do not care for a put Bole or women to remove that a pair of bird's wings.

XIX, if the original spittle is used to reason, but now it has become a daily baptism of your body N times the nutrients.

XX, if it is not the teacher education we can not litter, I would have thrown you.

XXI, the dog stinks, the road has frozen dead bones, dog meat and bones are said to be your right!

Twenty-two, your riot so that I can not use words to describe, can only let you have been so debauchery.

Twenty-three, you are saying that your mother is so much more than just a little girl, you have to be your mother damage you you only cool, it's really a slutty countless ah.

Twenty-four, pregnant women of that thing these two days the heat does not abate, what is there to discuss? Slag man slag family, marrying a person like this is not as good as a person! Why do you have to marry someone? Anyway, I met someone somewhere this year, treated his wife that way, and already have a great distrust of men! Marriage fear!

Twenty-five, you told me to get out? You can be very big? The first thing I want to say is that I'm not going to be able to get my hands on any of this.

Twenty-six, your kind of person is best to go to be a cowboy, not to be commissioned you. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new pair of shoes or boots.

Twenty-seven, intend to get a haircut, fling bangs fling my neck is broken.

Ironically, the depth of the statements of the scum

First, you are the big monster that makes people sick to their stomachs, don't come out in the middle of the day to scare people.

Second, together with the window to see half, look good do not want to, simply is the feeling of martial arts outreach love apartments, but the back half in any case can not see down, there is a psychological barrier, because it can not accept the people inside the way to treat the feelings of scum, scum female Virgin Mary White Lotus, confession of failure can be as if nothing has happened, ambiguous to the end than the confession of a good, emotional line is too chaotic, there is no double arrow, all the food chain, I feel sorry for Xiao Ocean. All food chain, heartache Xiao Ocean, should be straight male screenwriters.

Third, what the knife, gun, stick, axe, Yue, hook and fork, burrito, doughnut, bun, twist, I see you like a purebred Dutch fool!

Fourth, forgive me for being expressionless but love you y

Fifth, sorry, I do not know you have not read the book, to that a pestle with a shrew-like, oh, I know, must be because of the genetic mutation.

Six, to see you struggling, I suddenly up compassion.

7. Do you realize that what you're saying is a bunch of crap? I can completely ignore your garbage language.

Eight, the reason why men are philandering, because there has not been a person to catch his heart. The reason why a woman is philandering is because there has been a man who has broken her heart severely. ---- Luo Shi

nine, you fucking think I will be afraid of you? Green tea whore I am embarrassed to call you in the world of big pickpocket!

Ten, although the face stinks a bit, less words, people stupid, personality twisted a bit, temper strange a bit, but basically is still a good guy!

eleven, your ass long to the eyes, do you have to force me to challenge their own limits?

twelve, you are not 10,000 years without a bath? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that, but I'm sure you're going to be able to do it," he said.

XIII, you do not feel that you are now like a jumping clown in pleasing me?

Fourteen, girl, your fashionable outfit, especially the pair of black cotton socks with sandals on, is really amazing.

15, you say you wear white clothes in broad daylight to pretend to be a ghost? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.

16, your complex features, can not hide your simple intelligence.

XVII, do not want to hurt anyone, which is destined to be a scum, never learn to deceive the girl paper, never when, the attitude towards love has been serious.

XVIII, why do you have to stick gold on your face? Give you face?

xix, cherish life, away from the scum.

XX, people live to know how many kilograms they have, not a weight do not weigh themselves in the big scale.

XXI, see you walk a road with your head held high, for fear that others do not know you are the airport.

Twenty-two, when you go out, be sure to wear a lightning rod, to prevent problems before they occur. Really one day, after being struck by lightning, and then crushed by the car, with a spoon to the basin when the body, we will be sad.

Twenty-three, men have to be like you, the world has no men.

Twenty-four, I like a person will pretend to be calm and calm tone of voice like simply do not like the same hide and hide from others to see out only know each other to take the initiative to chat with the heart of the kind of hate can not wait to jump to the bed stirrups over the joy of what looks like But if you did not say that I like that I will not say that I'm afraid of embarrassment It is also my cowardice

Twenty-five, like you have no standard of illiteracy also I don't know what to say, but if I don't say I like it, then I won't say it. I'm afraid of embarrassment!

Twenty-six, have seen ugly, have not seen so ugly. The first time I saw it, it was quite ugly, and the second time I saw it, it was even uglier!

Twenty-seven, the king of Hades saw you have to be scared to even cry with howling and wiping tears to find mom.

Twenty-eight, your friends are blind, with you are not with the wolves?

Twenty-nine, very good, you finally revealed the nature of the scum.

Thirty, you belong to the cucumber, owe to shoot. Your daughter-in-law belongs to the screws, owes to twist.

1, I have been putting myself as an angel, when the tears fell once again, I recovered the memory of Satan.

2. We are not qualified to hate anyone, including ourselves.

3, I finally figured out that hating children is only because of jealousy of their youth and flawlessness.

4, the woman, even because of a heavy sentence away, for a kiss back;

5, people are only divided into two categories: one does not know what to do, one does not know how to do.

6. People without dignity think that others do not have self-respect.

7. I discard my body for the comfort of my mind.

8, hermits are the most pathetic people in the world, can not change, can not hide.

9, dictatorship is necessary, the question is what the ruling party is doing.

10, I want to cut out the prologue and epilogue, leaving only the climax.

11, the water is clear, there is no fish, people to * is invincible!

12, the knowledge of Bo but not refined, the personality is obvious but not exposed, the idea of mixed but not abusive, the feelings of true but not stupid.

13, today's reddest network language today's reddest network language today's reddest network language

14, why do you not want to give alms to others, but also will be difficult in the heart;

15, the difference between humans and animals is that people have self-control, the difference between elegance and vulgarity also lies in this.

16, they have already eaten tired, but still have to eat, in order not to waste;

17, some of the misfortunes, is their own deliberate arrangements.

18, my father face my fat matter expressed the view: no Han Hong's life, but also got Han Hong's disease.

19, never regret that there is no growth, always regret that there is no memory;

20, smoking and influenza, non-treatable!

21, each person has their own way of life, can not be accomplished, the only way to wait and see.

22, the crush is a successful mime, said it became a tragedy!

23, don't arm yourself with a worldly look, it will be watered down.

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24, they seem the most unusual action, others may not be able to tolerate.

25, we should thank those who have hurt us, such as teachers.

26, people turn their backs on affection when they are in love, and rely on affection when love turns its back on them;

27, five years ago I was worried that there was no Bole in the world, and now I'm afraid that I'm not a thousand-horse.

28, to teach each other to do great things, but ask why they are so heartless ;

29, a college student's minimum struggle: peasant women, mountain springs, a little bit of the field

30, can not be tolerant to condescend to themselves; can not be harsh to the insult of self-esteem.

31, time and space is the best water of forgetfulness;

32, personality is favored by people, but also cynicism;

33, to withstand the temptation, endure loneliness, and suffer from the torture

34, explanation is to cover up, cover up is to make up stories.

This is the first time that I have seen the world's most important story.

35, borrow me something please be sure to return, even if a copper plate.

36, in the road of love, I always walk and stop, mom said I can't legs.

37, walk your own way, let others take a taxi.

38, love if you can turn into friendship, can only prove that love is not deep enough, hurt enough pain;

39, once thought I was a flower on the cliff, and later realized that it is just a slag in the sea of people.

40, wolf friends lament: now find a girl who has not been in love is really difficult.

41, the so-called threshold, the past is the door, can not pass into the threshold. The first time I saw this was when I was a kid.

42, IQ and faith is all I have.

43, smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women.

44, the original Goku has always been very sexy: the strongest leopard print skirt + red ** + black boots + steel pipe

45, do not destroy their own image, my opinion is difficult to change.

46, no matter how I decide, the ending is already ambiguous.

47, the sadness of life is that when you want to stick a knife in both sides, but only a knife.

48, unfamiliarity prevents you from recognizing the unfamiliar, and familiarity prevents you from understanding the familiar.?

49, said body art is pornographic people purely personal thought problems, drugs are still able to cure it;

50, in this era of efficiency, the cost of saving a soul is too high, celebrity stories.

51, I am L'Oreal Paris, you deserve it!

52, do I even have the right to indulge?

53, you come I believe you will not go, you go I think you did not come.

54, walk their own way, let others take a taxi to go.

55, I could have been better, but now I can only rely on imagination to pass the time.

56, formatting yourself just to delete you.

57. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my pretense?

58, a lot of things, we just get used to, not really need;

59, confidant, lover, partner, life is the most difficult to seek the three objects.

60, wearing other people's shoes to walk their own way, let them go to find it

61, do not seek to do the best, than others strong small on the line.

62, I usually do not reject people three times, because he should have known difficult to retreat.

63, do not think that my friends can be unscrupulous, angry as a fire.

64, always young, always tender, never know good and bad, always hot tears.

65, do not say that I am an expert, this word is being despised;

66, used to drinking Pepsi, accidentally drink a Coca-Cola, understand another flavor.

67, if the conflict of virtue and talent: grassroots management is based on virtue; middle management to talent; senior management does not have if.

68, after 90 you have a heart after 80 and a face after 70

69, you engage in art, I engage in you, it is called deep art.

70, even if you want to cry again, you have to smile and say: your grandfather!

71, like and hate a person are derived from not understanding.

72, these days, the cash machine to get fake money, police station inside the molestation has been unable to take as news.

73, when the other side in the pursuit of reasons, and not want to hear your explanation, but can not accept the ending.

74, in order to the motherland of the next generation, and then ugly to fall in love, talking about the world is full of love

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