Two. I think square dance moms should hold electric mosquito swatters to get rid of the people while exercising.
three. Work out hard when you have time, you can't be single and fat at the same time.
4. My son asked me what it was like to be married, and I took his iPod and deleted all but one song, setting it to play on an infinite loop until the battery ran out.
5. Remember. Honey, the good-looking ones are called pampered, and the ugly ones are called wild!
6. I hurt my wrist. The doctor just gave the bundle on the thick bandage, the wife looked at the doctor with a nervous face: "Doctor ah, this, this does not affect him to wash the dishes, right?"
VII. What is called show love die fast, is the girl lying on the shoulders of the boys to sleep every day, and finally the boys got frozen shoulder, the girls got cervical spondylosis, untreated death.
Eight. Ugly-looking is the best self-defense, ugly people are safe in life.
nine. After leaving the water speed of spending money, suddenly let me understand, work is not to make money, is for you to have a class, but also do not spend money.
X. Hush, not as good as a huge sum of money.
11. Sleepy all day. Life is difficult, personality is not a group, looks very popular, is it talking about my kind of difficult people?
12. Think about it. Although there is no overtime pay for overtime work, there is no overtime for those who do not work overtime!
Thirteen. After dinner dad took the initiative to wash the dishes, mom said to me: "No need to ask, your father must go to play cards today." After washing the dishes dad and brought a plate of fruit, my mom said: "Lose how much?"
Fourteen. What kind of men do you like? I like a man who glows when he smiles. Do you mean Rudra?
xv. Q: Why don't they let you wear slippers in the library? God replied: in case the flip book licking fingers and reading books picking feet dry up.
xvi. Husky just obedience is too bad, if it pee on the bed, bite the sofa, the floor, do not get angry do not scold, it is just too lonely, no one to play with it, we have to be very patient to prepare some things, such as: onion, ginger, garlic, salt, butter, soy sauce, and pressure cooker.
XVII. After living for so many years found that the only thing that sticks is charging your cell phone every day.
Eighteen. Woman: "Why did you break up so far you still do not have a girlfriend?" Male: "After breaking up with you, I have seen many women, some like your eyes, some like your eyebrows, some like your lips, but unfortunately none like you blind."
19. Teachers are really strange. On the one hand, they teach us to do good deeds without leaving our names, and on the other hand, they often ask, "Who did this good deed?" 2 just saw a good idea: to a goddess as a spare tire. You will always be a spare tire; but if you give ten goddesses as a spare tire, the goddess is your spare tire!
Twenty-one. Late at night playing with my cell phone, in addition to being sentimental, I have to be hit in the face by the phone.
xii. I'm so high and cold, want me to bow down, unless there is money underground.
xiii. Please don't send me group messages, when my phone rings I think it's my love coming.
XXIV. My girlfriend and I had a little disagreement: she wanted me to turn dung into gold, and I wanted her to treat gold like dung.
XXV. A good woman feeds a man's appetite; a bad woman whets a man's appetite.
XXVI. Your family is so poor, I said to go to your house for dinner, you said no way.
XXVII. In the best age to be able to meet you, I just want to say: "count me unlucky."
Twenty-eight. You must have been a bag in your past life, I can see that you are quite capable of packing. You must know how to knit a sweater, I think you are quite good at it.
XXIX. At night, you can still see a lot of takeaway boys running around on the street delivering food, suddenly feel very inspirational, other people are still eating so late, and what reason do I have not to eat.
Thirty. When I was in junior high school, I was with my little girlfriend, and I had braces, and I secretly played kiss in class, and then I hooked my braces together. I don't know both of us, is how to walk to the teacher's office ......