I watched her hack the dog to death and yelled at her: you're nuts!
Daughter-in-law calmly looked at me and said: this is the first time, and from then on, happy life began! ......
4. Our principal passed by the back door of the school one day
Suddenly he heard a sentence: "I want to take the Oxford!" The principal was touched
I didn't realize that there were such aspiring young people in their school, and decided to see which one it was, when suddenly he heard another sentence, "Bring me two more skewers of barbecued chicken wings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
5. I went to elementary school, my sister often used to fill the water balloon threw me, a summer, I always wet all over the body, as soon as I came home to be scolded by my mother, and then I was in the endurance, then secretly each balloon have tied the eyelets, and finally escaped the daily flooding, the next year's summer, my sister was born.
6. "moncler, you are a cement seller, find a big mom but so beautiful, tell us the story of you and the big mom." "I don't know how your big mom saw me, that Valentine's Day, I finished selling cement, passed by a gold jewelry store, went in to see what the buzz was about, and your big mom was working as a salesperson inside. I asked habitually: "How much does this thing cost a ton ...... "Then we got married...As a result, after the marriage, a quarrel she scolded me for pretending.
7. A company often work overtime, a person died suddenly. Later, a girl was recruited to sit in that person's place, and we did not tell her about the sudden death. One night overtime, the girl has a section of code will not write, let her boyfriend remote help, and then go to dinner. The product manager passed by her position, saw the computer in the automatic line by line writing code, so the next day on the resignation of the ......
8. A square dance mom once told me that if she jumped fast enough her loneliness can not catch up with her; a scavenging uncle once told me that if he turned over the garbage turn over carefully enough, they will be able to A sanitation worker once told me that she sweeps these two streets every day for seven years, but has not swept clean the flaws in her heart; a bumper sticker once told me that as long as he acted realistically enough, he would be able to cheat the time that passes by in a hurry.
9. Into the new company, the position is assistant. Because it is a newcomer so more diligent, the first to the company every day to clean, and to the table on the pot is not very lush flowers watering, thought: wait for it to change, will certainly be praised by everyone, but a month later it is still no change. Then one day someone and I said: I do not know who is so boring, to the fake flowers watering ......
10. The end of the period is approaching, the university has been very popular focus, so much so that before each exam we do not review, just waiting for the teacher to focus on. But one year, the school strictly stipulated that you can't highlight the key points. So, in the last class, a teacher said: "students ah, the school rules are not allowed to highlight. Well then, everyone take out the book, we scratch the non-focus ......"
Very classic life philosophy text
1. You learn more 1 sample thing, you say 1 less begging words. I always believe in 1 sentence: Only when you are strong enough, you will not be trampled by others.
2. Life meets everyone, the order of appearance is really important, a lot of people if you change a time to recognize, there will be a different ending.
3. Ten years ago the people around you, will be based on your parents income to treat you; ten years later the people around you, will be based on your income to treat your parents, and your children. This is human nature and life, you have no choice but to work hard.
4. Fountains are often beautiful because she has the pressure; waterfalls are often spectacular because she has no way back; water can often penetrate the stone because always insist. The same is true of life!
5. Our life, the road to walk on their own, suffering to eat, no one can not give all the dependence, thought that the road, cross the past and look back, but also so.
6. No one will make us better and better, time is just a companion. Support us to become more and more good is our own constantly advanced talent, cultivation, behavior and constant reflection and correction.