1
The world is talking about karma, I and Wu always no exception, the youthful madness left behind the debt, and eventually have to return, especially on the issue of weight.
The year, a boasted physique dry food is not fat, a blow fitness base metabolism high, the results of the daughter was born, look at each other, only tearful.
When married to Xiaowu total, with her, she weighs 90 pounds, there is a YingYingYiYi grasp of a small waist, the eyebrows to stay love, graceful and graceful. As a result of a year of pregnancy, let small Wu total weight broke one hundred and fifty, no matter how hard, but no longer thin down.
Other people are looking forward to the end of the breastfeeding, is looking forward to the child's growth, supplemental feeding. I'm not sure if I've ever been in a situation where I've had a chance to get out of the house, but I'm sure I've had a chance to get out of the house and get out of the house.
Finally, the end of breastfeeding, the weight of the family has long been ushered in the favor, Wu's mood every day with the change in numbers and violent fluctuations.
Fat, or thin?
No need to ask, in the morning, looking at the small Wu always smiling like a flower or I was small Wu always woke up a burst of "ah, ah" like the sound of killing pigs, I know the result.
Small Wu always weigh in the morning, because do not eat breakfast, the number can still look good.
Later, when the daily life of the children opened, Xiao Wu always put the weighing time after the children, because she found that the children really lose weight.
Until little Wu always suddenly one day, imposing and said to me, "I finally know why I can not lose weight."
I asked her why, she did not say.
Until the evening, I saw the circle of friends, only to find that a person who is dizzy at the sight of many words, and who boasts of being "disabled" has written such a long denunciation, quite a diatribe, and it is very voluminous.
There was only one central message -- "I cook too well".
At this, I want to cry.
Since then, the family has made it a rule, "From now on, except for my girl, we will eliminate meat and drink, and start a healthy life! And save money and lose weight." After saying that, he also raised his eyebrows, a dejected look, but also did not forget to boast -- "I really am a genius, you say you, how so lucky to marry me."
To this, I resisted a few times, but always be Xiaowu always a blank stare to put out the fire -- "You look at you, are fat into what kind of heart does not count ah."
Sometimes, I was really hurt, especially when I saw my daughter screaming in anger as she kept stealing pieces of meat from her supplements in the name of helping her taste the salt.
So, I interspersed, half a month once, I took the time to do a big chicken wings and grilled lamb chops, every time, small Wu always eyes will always put the light, instantly put the promise of the moment behind us, eat a mouth full of oil, eat also suck fingers, the end of the day, but also did not forget to burp, patting the stomach, while secretly read: "This big will not be pregnant with the oldest two. " While rebuking me, saying I was a stumbling block on her weight loss journey.
No, it's a pit-stone.
"You're just a big poop, huh?"
To this, I am infinitely aggrieved, looking at her with her head held high and pouting, I really can't tell you how bitter I am.
I can only say: " Heh, women."
2
In order to lose weight, Xiaowu always also made a particularly perfect weight loss program, wrote a full sheet of paper, for this reason, mild fear of heights, she also stepped on the stool, posted on the upper edge of the door frame of the kitchen of the home.
Because the kitchen doorway is the one place in my house that I can see no matter where I walk from.
Small Wu always said, "In ancient times, there was Zhang Liang's plan, and now there is my small Wu's big plan to lose weight." To this, I am y skeptical.
The first few days, small Wu is really serious, punctual punctual punch card, after the end of the movement, but also always do not forget to damage me a few words, and then incomparably arrogant at me ang head.
The brain circuit of Mr. Wu is always amazing, and he can do amazing things in every aspect.
Other people study weight loss, nothing more than to control the mouth, open legs, but to the small Wu always here, she suddenly found that her daughter stepped on the stomach, she can actually thin, since then, she seems to open up a new world, nothing will pull her daughter to let her help her step on the stomach, or let her daughter to help her pat the arms or legs.
It was a joke that she took an accident as a given, and to put it bluntly, she didn't want to suffer, but she could still lose weight.
But Wu always hear me this conclusion, a "beat", in no hesitation to reward me a shadowless leg, will be particularly disdainful of me, said: "the gap between mortals and geniuses so quickly highlighted? Thinking, thinking, do you understand? You think I'm at the first level, but I'm actually at the fifth level."
However, time will tell you the truth of everything, just after a period of time, Xiao Wu always began to chant, I also thought that Xiao Wu finally understood that weight loss and stomach stepping has nothing to do with when Xiao Wu always looked at me eerily and asked me, "Could it be because my big girl is too thin and not strong enough?"
Then she took out her bracing expression after a fierce battle of ideas and told me, "Why don't you step on it tonight and try it?"
Her words scared me back, she finally wanted to fulfill her promise, either be thin or die. And, of those two choices, given my weight of one hundred and sixty pounds, I think the odds are that she chose the wrong one again, and chose the latter.
Small Wu always calm down for a few days after my unhesitating rebuff, and eventually she compromised and honestly began to skate the road, going out at seven in the morning, coming home at ten-thirty to wait for me to make a ready meal, and then going out at six in the evening, waiting until almost seven to come back, clean up, and put my daughter to bed.
And the neighborhood people mixed well, there will inevitably be a very enthusiastic old lady encouraging the small Wu always have a second, the small Wu always at first can be simple polite, was said to be annoyed, and directly dislike, a: "you give me to raise ah," to those who suffocated a sentence does not come out.
Always by the enthusiastic old lady urged to give birth to a second child, the wife directly dislike, they no longer dare to open their mouths.
But after a long time, it has also become a small Wu always a heart disease, the previous period of vacation, Wu always no vacation, she was scared enough, afraid that they are pregnant, every day sleep and food, and even one morning, but also mysteriously said that I dreamed of a little boy shouting for her mother.
Small Wu always told me: "I think, may really have a second, I'm this big son let your girl a butt do not." I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on this.
3
A while ago, looking back over the text I wrote before, suddenly realized that I actually wrote "my wife is a small rascal" in 2017, said that I want to buy a good bag for the small Wu General.
Suddenly I felt a bit sweaty, the birth of our child caught us off guard and we lost a lot of things we had wanted to do.
It just so happens that on that day, Mr. Wu spouted off that he skips his kids every day, and just found out that his shoulder bag, which he had previously bought at a stall for a few tens of dollars, was broken, and in Mr. Wu's exact words, "When summer comes, not only does the dog lose its hair, but even the bag loses its skin."
Small Wu is really too stingy, not only I said, even my old man also said, a lot of things, not can not afford, just if you let the small Wu always choose, she will choose that cheap, and the money saved in the body of loved ones.
It is also small Wu always finished that day, I should be full of small Wu always buy a bag of things, see has always been in these things on the retreat of three I suddenly take charge of, small Wu always a face of suspicion, and finally did not forget to "warn" me: "not allowed to buy expensive, expensive, I'm going to throw you out of the room. I'll throw you out."
On a certain East to buy a bag, not expensive, more than a thousand, I was afraid of small Wu always know, thought I hid very well, but the small Wu always in the end or from my dejected face, see the end.
"You're a loser, give me back."
When I said this, I really thought she would be angry, but when she stood in front of me and pointed at me, she was all smiles.
She kept telling me to return it, but I didn't until I received it.
I knew she liked it, but because of a lot of concerns, she wouldn't buy it and was afraid to buy it, but when I saw her happy smile, but the look of love on her face when it arrived.
I suddenly felt, let her training, is also a kind of happiness, even if it is a moment, even if it is a lifetime.
She trained me for many days, always smiling, trained, trained, and smiled again.
That day, Xiao Wu always rare open treadmill, running forty minutes of steps, I asked her how to think open, Xiao Wu always stammered and told me: "That with my current body type, carrying this bag, looks like a cottage."
I thought about it carefully, well, it makes sense, my daughter-in-law this damn "urban and rural areas" temperament.
One night, I don't know why, I suddenly said to Mr. Wu, "Man, you look good when you smile."
Small Wu total heard, instantly tense up, she was incredibly cautious look at me, and I said: "You a finished calf, and steal to buy me what?"
After that, she picked up my cell phone, a burst of rummage.
"Nothing, just wanted to think of a confession."
General Manager Xiao Wu, after hearing this, rolled his eyes, then let out a big yawn, lethargically leaned on the sofa and said, "Okay, I know." Then he looked at the TV with boredom.
I stole a glance at her, after she finished, the corners of her mouth just kept lifting, lifting so beautifully, like a willow blowing up, like the moon bending, like all the beauty of the world, more like a wisp of spring wind, wrinkled the whole pool of water inside me.
4
I praised Mr. Wu to everyone, not only me, even a lot of people in our neighborhood, all said that Mr. Wu's not easy, a lot of people more or less have parents to help, so long, at present, only my family, is purely rely on Mr. Wu to bring up their own children, and brought up for so long.
So the hurt is always avoided.
Months did not sit well, Xiaowu always fell into the back pain problem, the daughter loves to pamper, always want to mother to hold, slowly, back injury also aggravated.
Every day to the point, Wu always always frowned, but pretended to have a face of nothing to say to me: "to a monkey to kill chicken."
Asked her where it hurts, Wu always pointed to this, and pointed to where, where all the pain, and then simply I did not ask, because I asked the heartache.
It is also for this reason that she started practicing running, yoga and health care.
And also original and original incomparably strange Wu's health care method.
What is the extent of the weirdness, just to say one thing, I really have never seen someone to drink Nutrient as a health, small Wu always did.
Small Wu is actually a very impatient person, she in order to urge their running exercise, every day will always think of all sorts of ways to run, to find all sorts of reasons for their own, and then she became an incredibly tangled person.
For example, during a casual conversation, the two of us finalized our decision to send our daughter to kindergarten as soon as it opened normally.
That night, Xiao Wu totaled a rare run to the matching speed of 9. Later, Xiao Wu told me, "You will remind me every night in the future that my daughter will be going to kindergarten next year, and I'll be grieving, and then I can turn grief into strength, and I'll be able to lose weight."
But this method does not last long, had to make three days, to the fourth day, Xiao Wu always just stood on the treadmill, I just reminded her of kindergarten, Xiao Wu always down the treadmill, she tilted a head, hehehe a happy:
"Actually, I suddenly feel that next year to send is also quite good."
There's no such thing as giving up.
Small Wu finally learned to understand, but in order not to give up exercise, small Wu always change the pattern, watching the "waves of the aunt and grandmother", determined to use their body as motivation.
"I decided, I want to work out, make hard to slim, make hard to thin, to the old, you sit in a wheelchair, in the square, look at my arm around the small handsome man dancing square dance."
Just after saying this, Xiao Wu general manager then accelerated the speed again, running sharply.
During that period of time, Xiao Wu always really lost weight very fast, her weight went back to more than one hundred and ten, every day she was very excited, every day she could make a new pattern, and even for the sake of losing weight, she picked up a small teacup to fill with rice, and urged herself.
There is bitter, there is tired, but look at each other, only each other's look in the eyes.
5
At our age, the hardest thing to face and the one we will experience the most is the death of our loved ones.
This year and last year, both Mr. Wu and I have experienced the death of several relatives.
Particularly this month, Mr. Wu's grandfather passed away, Mr. Wu sat in the bathroom doorway and cried especially helplessly, and his daughter, who watched her mother cry, also grinned and cried and ran over, wrapping her arms around Mr. Wu and cried as well.
In that moment, I was incredibly distraught.
I know that Xiao Wu always want to go back, but worried about my work. However, everything in this world is not as important to me as Mr. Wu, compared to Mr. Wu, all this is nothing.
I directly told Mr. Wu to go home.
The distance of more than 500 kilometers, driving is only six hours, but on that day, just like the mountains and seas, small Wu always on the way to be very silent, but afraid of his daughter is afraid, also afraid of my worry, always pretending to be strong, and very difficult to find a topic want to chat with me.
But on that day, my mind was full of guilt, because I, Wu married to a place so far away from home, but also because of the successive death of my two old men, Wu did not even see the last side of the total.
Just like that, just so all the way, I am full of guilt, I suddenly feel selfish, but also suddenly feel so a kind of helplessness.
The old father-in-law said Xiao Wu always, is born stubborn seed, he used to always worry about his daughter can not get married.
But I feel that I have met the best baby in the world, and I have become the person who hurt this baby the most.
So, how can I justify letting such a flower suffer and get tired again? Parents in, not far away from travel, do not understand before, wait until you understand, only to understand really late.
She must have chosen to marry far away because she really loves you.
6
Small Wu's total birthday is in July 26, if no accident is supposed to be the day this article is issued.
In the original plan, in the mouth of Mr. Wu in the encounter with food is particularly unproductive, we will take advantage of this day, and so my daughter fell asleep, a good barbecue meal, coupled with the characteristics of Zhaodong cake and pear, gorgeous, is busy, but also a week of hard work to find a "full of motivation to lose weight"! This is the reward for a hard week's work to find the old saying "you can't lose weight until you're full".
But the sudden change, let me some hesitation, I do not know whether the small Wu always really out of the shadow, because she will still from time to time, the old man in the other side of whether it is well, I understand that this is not a feudal superstition, but simply a descendant of the former's grief.
But still small Wu total, today a serious told me that: "tomorrow night do not cook ah, tomorrow night and then a barbecue, I'm this all for nothing."
I responded repeatedly, but also suddenly want to understand one thing.
Some injuries, in fact, do not need to mention, as long as the life back to normal, is the best comfort and thoughtfulness.
7
Small Wu will always say that I'm pretentious, and will always be Hua Fei Niang's line - in my body.
After she finished, she would always sneak a laugh too.
"Love to make things happen" is also a label that Xiao Wu will always put on me, because I will always unconsciously run to the side of Xiao Wu at a certain moment, kiss her, and then tell her in a serious manner: "I miss you."
She replied with the same phrase: "What the hell."
Later, when I had a daughter, Wu would always put his arm around her and point at me, saying, "Look at your father, he's no good."
Sometimes, I would always feel dissatisfied with life.
But when I look at the two of them, I feel incredibly happy with life.
Just now, the time has just passed twelve o'clock, I sent a WeChat to General Manager Xiao Wu, transferred a red envelope, I told her, "Happy Birthday, General Manager Xiao Wu, I will always love you!"
I actually thought of a lot of words to write, but then I remembered the small Wu General that "don't write so many words, don't love to read", the corners of my mouth involuntarily up.
In fact, more sweet words, in the end, can not beat the most sincere sentence -- I love you! Title: "The Monkey and the Chicken: A Plan to Lose Weight"; Author: Tatsu Lu