2, the more crazy woman's heart the better, the more 2 women's heart the kinder.
3, like you I really can't say, had to euphemistically ask you indirectly, I'm not riotous.
4, when you think you are poor and short. Don't be discouraged, at least there is self-awareness.
5, elementary school consumes pencils, middle school consumes books, high school consumes brains, university consumes traffic.
6, don't scold me you scolded me I want to be your wife
7, I hope that 520 Valentine's Day, the national blackout, angry at those who sing and drink bubble bar to see the movie, and then a goose feather snow, freezing those who are holding hands shopping, and finally the JC collective search, suffocated those who want to open the room. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
8, between the girls do not play the heart, anyway, after a few decades are going to square dance together
9, do not talk to me about feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.
10, is fake, only 502 is real, a drop of eternal solid, three seconds can be, never separate, even if the separation, but also have to peel.
11, when you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh, look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable again.
12, if you think I where not right, please be sure to tell me, anyway, I will not change, you do not hold disease!
13, play cool really useless encounter like people I want to drag directly to the heavenly prison shut up every day to him to send food
14, generally good-looking people are single, such as me.
15, to know that it is now so difficult to deal with the object, I will not refuse Liu Haoran
16, the life of the can, can not pass is the Valley of Extinction; step over, there is a new can waiting for you.
17, once and friends dinner he showed off his height with me he said: my mother 155 my father 160 I can actually grow to 183 hahaha I do not envy him I think he is a person with a story
18, the network of Valentine's Day is approaching, no one has come to confession until now, you really calm!
19, if you think I where not right, please be sure to tell me, anyway, I will not change, you do not hold back the disease.
20, the success achieved in recent years is mainly divided into three categories: login success, download success, payment success.
21, the ugly people can not wait to find someone will be, handsome people still adhere to the principle, continue to be single.
22, every day to tell my son a lot of axioms, I hope he will understand earlier, like me, all day long will only talk about the axioms of the person is not going to have success.
23, some people once missed, really **** thank God, gongs and drums, firecrackers.
24, women like to look bad bad man, not like long bad man.
25, if you feel tired all day like a dog, you really misunderstand the big, the dog is not as tired as you.
26, marriage is to give freedom to wear a piece of cotton clothing, activities are not convenient, but will be very warm.
27, there is always a kind of selfless people in the world, they would rather make themselves unhappy, but also to make others unhappy.
28, Valentine's Day this day I decided to go out for a walk, after all, such a good face is always hidden at home, is a big loss of society.
29, I'm so ordinary, do not throw me in the crowd
30, do not smash the lights of your home how I steal kiss you while black.
31, the 20th of the month do not go around sending photos to show love it, in case of collision face is not good.
32, I am now very serious about a thing: 5.12 Mother's Day did not buy a gift, **** certainly still ****. 5.20 do not buy a gift, your girlfriend is still not your girlfriend, it is hard to say!
33, people live must not treat themselves badly, such as losing weight this is too far away from me, or eat the bowl of meat more practical.
34, like a person to go to confession, do not care so much, although the possibility of failure is very large, but in case of a spare tire!
35, you have to remember that today I call you baby tomorrow I can also call someone else baby today I you love to ignore tomorrow I romantic upgrade
36, do not blame the red face is easy to get old, the husband is easy to run, that's because you spend too little money to give up the good.
37, the so-called growth, is to hear the four words of the waves, no longer associated with the sea.
38, my money, although it is not a gale, but like a gale blowing away.
39, the world does not have a feast, but if you treat, I can accompany you to eat more.
40, generally other people ask me if I am busy, I will say busy, according to my experience, if you say not busy, then the other party in all likelihood will let you busy.
41, the night ruffled wine, wine ruffled you, you ruffled me, poor us
42, some people once missed the real **** thank God.
43, no money, no time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big, you can not only see, but also turn around.
44, don't envy others long legs and thin waist, your body fat heart wide others do not have.
45, Valentine's Day does not show love, we are still friends.
46, high school is enough money to spend, not enough sleep, college is enough sleep, not enough money to spend, and now go to work well, the money is not enough to spend sleep and not enough sleep.
47, others are smiling very good, but you are not the same, you are looking very funny.
48, since mom knows the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.
49, Valentine's Day when you hire two children, meet the male shouting dad, meet the female shouting mom, can split a pair is a pair.
50, as long as the skinny, what all match, if fat, what all white.
51, every time I face food, I caution myself: eat more will die. But the result proves that I am not afraid of death.
52, don't wait to confess, April Fool's Day when there is no, but also expect 520, go to sleep?
53, the 20th of the month is coming, it's time to go back to heaven to talk to the old man of the moon.
54, each myopic sorrow: take off the glasses the world is a plane, 30 meters away from the androgynous, 50 meters people and animals are not divided.
55, free fortune-telling only need to bring a selfie to help you measure the future girlfriend is not I'm very accurate
56, teenage girls, you want to live next year on Mother's Day? Tomorrow is the time for you to choose!
57, life is brother's fish death is brother's can of fish
58, people's wives will be angry, my wife is still inflating.
59, the birthday reminds me of myself from dying another year closer, and the network Valentine's Day reminds me of myself from dying alone another year closer.
60, you are what brand of plastic bag so can be loaded
61, why also require a high pixel cell phone, but also smacked of their own ugly not clear enough?
62, rather believe that there are ghosts in the world can not believe that the man's broken mouth