The whole line of cross talk "Only hard work can win"
Female: Urban white-collar workers pursue taste, but going to work every day is like suffering, crowding the bus, being too tired, buying a car, being too expensive and taking a taxi, which is a bit wasteful. Think about it, you might as well find someone to carpool. What does carpooling mean? To put it bluntly, it is boarding, clubbing, and AA system. I have posted on the internet, and I want to find a partner to rent a car to work by the way to build a conservation-oriented society. Of course, it's better to meet a handsome guy than Carla.
Sing: Hey, call your friend. Hey ~ Hey, hey, Meiwazi wants to carpool ~ Hey, what car are you fighting for? You'd better meet a handsome guy when you take a taxi. A handsome boy, Meiwazi wants to carpool. Which one will accompany me?
Man: Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female-female, Gnome male-female.
Woman: Yes, how do you know?
M: That depends on how many fairy tales you read.
Woman: That's not as cartoon as you. No. Who are you?
Man: I sell small matches to girls.
Woman: Traffickers?
This is my screen name. I'm the one who replied to carpooling with you.
Woman: And you are? I feel dizzy.
Man: Well, I didn't expect her to be so excited when she first saw me, and I actually let him die.
Woman: I'm dizzy. A colleague in my unit is also carpooling with others. The one they are looking for looks like a little king. Look at this one I'm looking for, the whole wolf.
Man: The big bad wolf? Really? My colleagues call me Tibetan mastiff, so I don't want everyone to say, am I that miserable?
Woman: Yes. Did you hear that?
M: I belong to it. At first glance, it looks scary. Take a closer look.
Woman: It's even more terrible.
Man: Sister, you can't say that. They said you could avoid evil with me.
Woman: Yes, ghosts are scared to death by you.
Man: Let's get in the car first. Don't delay going to work.
W: The reality is so cruel.
Man: The atmosphere seems a little awkward, sister. Are you feeling all right?
Woman: It's like dancing with wolves.
M: Nothing. I'm not afraid when I sing.
Woman: I'm not afraid when I see a wolf, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, I'm a little afraid when I say I'm not afraid.
Man: You sing beautifully. I'll teach you to sing like this. I walked alone on the road in the suburbs. I took the cake to my grandmother to taste. Her family lives in a remote place. I'm worried about whether there are wolves nearby. Why did the wolf come out again? No, sister, listen to me. Although I suddenly grew up, my life was very standardized. It's not easy to find a stop these days, so let's do it.
Woman: Huh?
Man: I say we carpool.
W: In order to save half the taxi fare, I have to make do with him.
M: Yes, there is a poem in the Tang Dynasty that says it well: although there are few taxis, the fare can't be less, and there are carpools at home, whether he is good or not.
Woman: Where did you get the broken Tang poetry?
M: It's all spelled online.
W: Don't tell me that there are so many spellings online now.
M: There are many things to taste. If you are interested, shall we fight together?
W: What do you want to spell?
M: For example, what do you think of shopping?
W: Shopping is good. Shopping together is cost-effective.
M: Then let's go shopping together. The shopping center is here. What should we buy?
Woman: Wow, buy one get one free, half price.
M: That's right.
W: I see. How about we buy it together, pay half the money, and then buy me one and give you one?
Man: Hey.
W: Fair enough.
M: Fair.
W: Then I'll buy a mini skirt.
Man: I got a big apron.
W: I want to buy a fashion hat.
M: People used to choose flower headscarves.
W: I'll buy another bottle of sunscreen.
Man: Someone gave me a tube of red lipstick.
W: I'm wearing a mini skirt, a fashionable hat and sunscreen. I feel like a supermodel.
M: I wore a big apron, a flowered headscarf and red lipstick on the plane. This feeling.
Woman: The whole grandma wolf.
M: It's quite original, but it's still cost-effective to buy things together. Hey, there are socks sellers over there. Shall we buy two pairs together?
Man: No gifts.
W: Let's bargain with him.
M: Two pairs of socks 10 yuan. How much can you tell?
Female: 10 yuan two pairs. How dare you ask for it, boss. Tell you what, I want four dollars for two pairs. What? Not for sale? Ordinary socks are wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, thin at the left and narrow at the right, and loose at the front and tight at the back. When you are older, you are fake, and when you are younger, you are said to be a fool. Everything should be fair and reasonable. Your price is neither fair nor reasonable. Why is it so expensive? Who do you think makes money easily? I work hard and diligently every day. Last week, I was detained by full attendance because I was half a minute late. Do you think this is fair? Socks are OK 10 yuan. You are either famous or excellent or excellent or comfortable or cool. Not famous, not excellent, not fine, uncomfortable, why is it so expensive? You think I won't talk when you get under the cupboard? You come out. What? Did you sell it for 4 yuan? Take it off and leave.
Man: Wow, this is the legendary liar. I finally saw the highest level of bargaining. At that moment, my admiration for him was like a raging river, and everyone who came over knew this feeling.
Woman: What are you doing? Why don't you leave?
Man: I was just thinking, can I invite you to cook dinner sometime?
W: It's good to cook a meal together. No one can order more than one dish when eating in a restaurant. It's a good deal.
Man: Then let's grab a meal. Wow, what a romantic restaurant. The faint light makes people think. (imagine.
Lady: Can we order some?
M: OK, you order first.
W: Then I'll have a radish soup.
Man: Ah, I want a rape leaf.
Woman: Wow, you are so romantic. People order radish soup and you order rape leaves. Together, it is Romeo and Juliet. I'll order another cold rice noodle.
M: Then I'll have a fried garlic shoot.
Woman: Wow, you are so sensitive. They order cold rice noodles, you order fried young garlic shoots, and together they are butterfly lovers. I'll order another crayfish.
M: Then I can only order a big lamb chop, which is made up of Little Dragon Girl and Yang Daxia.
Woman: Wow, you are so smart.
M: Didn't I learn all this from you?
Woman: You are so annoying, so annoying, so annoying. )
Woman: What are you doing? How can you just look at the menu and order without talking?
Man: Even if I want to be beautiful, I still have to get back to reality. Well, shall we order together?
Woman: OK.
Man: Then you order first.
Woman: I want a goose intestine.
Male; Then I want a shutter, which together is Chang 'e and Bajie.
Woman: Give me a paste of mixed tofu.
M: Then I'll change my clothes and beef sausage, with Princess Iron Fan and Niu Wangmo.
W: Give me a cold lotus dish.
Man: I'll have a tomato cold dish, too. Together, it is Pan Jinlian and Xi. ......
W: What do you mean?
M: I have no other meaning. I just want to make dinner with you and be romantic. If you don't want to spell this, let's change it to something else.
W: What else do you want to spell?
M: How about an apartment?
Woman: Fighting for a house with you? Isn't that just putting the wolf in the house?
Man: What you said is inviting the wolf into the room.
Woman: That's right.
M: There are many people vying for a house now. Think about it. What is the pressure of renting now? If we fight for the house together, we are a family.
Woman: Who's with your family?
M: I don't mean that we should fight for the house, share a room and live together.
Woman: Ah ~ ~ The wolf's tail is showing.
Man: No, I #&@ \
Female; I can't pronounce clearly. I thought you were Jay Chou.
M: No, then, I won't say it.
Woman: Play deep, you think you are Chow Yun Fat/
Man: You, me, huh.
W: Hum, you think you are Stephen Chow. I haven't seen anything on QQ. Get out of my sight.
M: My mouth got stuck at the critical moment. I think there is really no hope this time.
Hey, come back.
Man: Call me?
Female; Come back.
Man: What's this?
Woman: Do you want to spell it again?
M: I want to spell it. What did you say this time?
W: Let's spell #&@ ...
M: What do you spell?
Female: Spelling #&@ ...
M: What do you spell?
Woman: We fight for children?
Man: Wait a thousand years. I have no regrets. When shall we fight?
W: What are you thinking? The thing is, last week, I went to the hospital to see a doctor. I met an abandoned baby on the national highway. The doctor said that he had congenital heart disease, and I adopted him as soon as my heart softened, but a girl of mine was too busy, so I wanted to fight for it with you.
M: I see. I thought that the personal problem that had been bothering me for more than 30 years was finally solved. I didn't expect you to ...
Woman: No. Do you want it or not?
Man: Yes, I can't be worse than you. Even if the child is ours, we will fight for love together.
W: You really agree.
Male; That's right. It's called being reluctant to part with children.
Woman: Huh?
Man: I said that we will be the parents of this child in the future. But compared with you, I have no experience in raising children.
W: I have no experience either.
Man: After all, you are a woman smaller than my heart. Look, the children are crying.
Female; Then you are hungry. You should feed him at once.
Man: Well, I am a cow, but I am a bull after all.
Woman: I asked you to feed the milk you bought.
Male; Oh, she is still crying.
Woman: Then I'm sleepy. All right, I'll make him sing a lullaby.
Man: Sister, you go to Europe by boat, and brother walks on the shore.
Woman: What are you singing?
M: Then I can sing. All right, I'll leave him alone, and you sing.
Woman: Oh, go to sleep, my dear baby (running away)
M: You'd better let the child keep crying.
Woman: I don't know if I don't do it. It turns out that raising children is so difficult.
M: That's right.
Woman: But after a while, the child finally spoke, and when he saw me, he kindly called out "Mom" ~
Man: You saw me when you twisted your face.
Woman: I also affectionately call you "wet nurse"
M: Well, don't call anyone. ......
Woman: Come on, stop complaining. If I knew this, I would find all the mothers of their children.
Man: Why did you go early?
W: In the face of this irresponsible parent, we all feel mixed feelings and indignation. Pointing at his nose, we said loudly: an ordinary child, with a wide top and a narrow bottom, a thin left part and a tight front part, is her own mother. You can go now.
Man: You, you and your mother are not as good as my wet nurse. Your own flesh and blood, throw it out when you say it, transfer it when you say it, and recycle it when you say it. How about speculating in stocks?
Woman: What are you talking about?
Male; I couldn't talk then. You talk to him.
Woman: What are you talking about? The children are missing. It pains me to look at the weakening children.
Male; I am worse than you. Think about it. With the children gone, my happy life with her is over.
Woman: Stop crying. Are you tired of crying after crying?
Did you bother me so soon? I know I should disappear, but you just let me go?
Woman: How is that possible? I close my eyes.
Man: No one needs to persuade me. The night gave me black eyes. Why can I only roll my eyes with them?
Woman: Well, let's carpool together.
M: Are you still willing to carpool with me?
W: Not only carpooling, but also card-sharing, card-sharing, travel-sharing and fitness-sharing. Whatever you want, I will fight with you.
Man: Really, we have another one.
W: I propose that we spell K songs together now.
M: OK.
Music (if you work hard, you will win)
W: Because of carpooling, we became fellow travelers. I find you very emotional, although you look very emotional.
M: It's ok to watch it for a long time.
Woman: The more I look at you, the more you look like a big star.
M: I'm glad to hear that. I feel my heart pounding.
Woman: Piaopiao
Man: It's like a big pie falling from the sky.
Woman: Good people are rewarded.
Man: Fight with your heart. If you love to fight, you will win.